Vampires: Edward- pianoplyr

Bella- bellaisooberawesome

Renesmee- hybrid4eva

Alice-shopaholic

Jasper- confederatesrule!

Emmett-bloodthrstytedybear

Rosalie-2kewl4u

Carlisle-Dr.C

Esme- OCDvampire

Aro-rulerofdaworld

Caius- muahahahaha!

Marcus- Idonotspeak

Werewolves- Jacob-formerbeta

Quil-ilikepie

Embry-Awoooooooooh!

Seth- wisewolf

Leah- shutup

Sam-proudalpha

Emily- wolfgirl

People- Charlie-supercop

Renee-lovethesun

pianoplyr has entered chat

formerbeta has entered chat

pianoplyr- Hello?

formerbeta- Hi

pianoplyr- ugh, the mutt is here

formerbeta- shut up bloodsucker!

pianoplyr- Hey Jacob,

formerbeta- what?

pianoplyr- have you heard of Stephenie Meyer?

formerbeta- yeah, she wrote The Host. It was amazing!

pianoplyr- (grinning evilly) have you ever heard of the Twilight Saga?

formerbeta- yeah, I own all of the books, but I haven’t gotten a chance to read them

pianoplyr- I think you should go read them right now. Then enter the chat again.

bellaisooberawesome- EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN! Are you trying to get Jake
to read my diaries?

formerbeta- wait… so YOU are Stephanie Meyer?

bellaisooberawesome- that’s the pen name Edward gave me when he got my diaries
published for an April Fool’s joke.

formerbeta- then why are there pictures in the books of the author that look nothing like
you?

bellaisooberawesome- It just so happens that there is a REAL Stephenie Meyer out

there. She is the one who wrote The Host. She is also credited for the Twilight Saga, which
were actually MY diaries.

formerbeta- oh.

bellaisooberawesome- if you must read them, you may. But I warn you that you might
not like what they say.

formerbeta- I’m willing to take that risk.

bellaisooberawesome- alrighty then, go read.

formerbeta has left chat to read the Twilight Saga

pianoplyr- Hahahaha! Sucker!

Bellaisooberawesome- oh, what have I done?

5 hours later….

formerbeta has entered chat

formerbeta- was I really that mean to you?

bellaisooberawesome- you mean when you first found out that you were a werewolf?

formerbeta- yes

bellaisooberawesome- then, yeah. You were a pretty big jerk.

formerbeta- oh, sorry

bellaisooberawesome- it’s ok

formerbeta- so… you were pretty mad at me when I ratted you out about the whole
motorcycle riding thing huh?

bellaisooberawesome- well no duh

formerbeta- sorry again

bellaisooberawesome- it’s ok again. by the way, I left you a present on the table

formerbeta- that was nice! (opens present to find: a flea collar, doggie breath mints,
doggie breath spray, a leash, dog food, a dog bowl that said “Jacob” on it, and some
newspaper) Hey! Not cool. What’s with the newspaper though?

pianoplyr- that is where you will pee from now on

bellaisooberawesome- Alice saw you bringing that up, and I got mad at you again

pianoplyr- so, we decided to force you to act like a dog for the week, so that Bella could
get revenge

formerbeta- what are you going to do to me if I don’t follow through with it?

hybrid4eva has entered chat

pianoplyr- Renesmee, your timing can not be more perfect

bellaisooberawesome- for every day that you don’t act like a dog, Renesmee is
grounded

hybrid4eva- WHAT! NOT FAIR!

pianoplyr- then you’d better get Jake to be a dog, or else

hybrid4eva- JACOB!

formerbeta- (sigh) fine.

bellaisooberawesome- ahem…

formerbeta- Oh! I mean: (sigh) woof.

bellaisooberawesome- Good doggie!

hybrid4eva- Thank you, Jake. Now I’m going to read my book.

formerbeta- woof woof woof. woof woof woof woof woof.

hybrid4eva- what?

pianoplyr- I believe he said “You’re welcome. I’ll see you later.”

hybrid4eva- okay! Bye.

hybrid4eva has left chat

bellaisooberawesome- what now?

pianoplyr- I believe that it’s feeding time for our new dog, I hope he enjoys the dog food

bellaisooberawesome- okay!

pianoplyr has left chat

bellaisooberawesome has left chat

formerbeta- Hello? I mean Woof? Oh well

formerbeta has left chat to assume his new role as the Cullen family dog