Vampires: Edward- pianoplyr

Bella- bellaisooberawesome

Renesmee- hybrid4eva

Alice-shopaholic

Jasper- confederatesrule!

Emmett-bloodthrstytedybear

Rosalie-2kewl4u

Carlisle-Dr.C

Esme- OCDvampire

Aro-rulerofdaworld

Caius- muahahahaha!

Marcus- idonotspeak

Werewolves- Jacob-formerbeta

Quil-ilikepie

Embry-Awoooooooooh!

Seth- wisewolf

Leah- shutup

Sam-proudalpha

Emily- wolfgirl

People- Charlie-supercop

Renee-lovethesun

bellaisooberawesome has entered chat

pianoplyr has entered chat

hybrid4eva has entered chat secretly

bellaisooberawesome- so what should we get Renesmee for Christmas?

pianoplyr- I don’t know, maybe some coal

bellaisooberawesome- nah, what about some human food?

pianoplyr- no. let’s get her a box of tissues

bellaisooberawesome- no that is way too nice of a present

pianoplyr- why don’t we just get her nothing at all?

hybrid4eva- what?!

bellaisooberawesome- PERFECT! That is the only present that we can give a

eavesdropper that is trying to find out her present BEFORE Christmas

pianoplyr- Renesmee, we know you’re in this chat

hybrid4eva- no I’m not.. I’m sleep typing

pianoplyr- that would make sense if it wasn’t 3:00 in the afternoon

hybrid4eva- oh um… bye!

hybrid4eva has left chat and vows never to eavesdrop again

bellaisooberawesome- nice!

pianoplyr- I know

confederatesrule! has entered chat

shopaholic has entered chat

shopaholic- hi guys

confederatesrule!- (sigh) hello

bellaisooberawesome- what’s wrong with you?

shopaholic- I duck taped him to a chair to stop him from avenging the Confederacy

pianoplyr- wait.. Jasper, you’re a vampire. Can’t you break free?

confederatesrule!- you don’t understand, it was COLORED duck tape!

pianoplyr- what makes it different from regular duck tape?

confederatesrule!- I am mesmerized by the vibrant colors! I want to leave! But I CAN’T!

bellaisooberawesome- okay… I’m just gonna go now…

bellaisooberawesome has left chat

pianoplyr- wait for me!

pianoplyr has left chat

shopaholic- okay Jazzy. Time for lunch (pulls out a red leash and collar made of duck
tape)

confederatesrule!- NO! Not the collar and leash! Anything but that!
shopaholic- Sorry Jazzy, but I can’t let you sneak off to avenge the Confederacy when
I'm busy hunting, and look it’s made of colored duck tape!

Confederatesrule!- ooh! Colors! MUST RESIST! Ooh awe! NO NO DON”T LOOK AT THEM
JASPER, DON’T LOOK!

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confederatesrule! Has been dragged off chat by shopaholic