Vampires: Edward- pianoplyr

Bella- bellaisuberawesome

Renesmee- hybrid4eva

Alice-shopaholic

Jasper- confederatesrule!

Emmett-bloodthrstytedybear

Rosalie-2kewl4u

Carlisle-Dr.C

Esme- OCDvampire

Aro-rulerofdaworld

Caius- muahahahaha!

Marcus- idonotspeak

Werewolves- Jacob-formerbeta

Quil-ilikepie

Embry-Awoooooooooh!

Seth- wisewolf

Leah- shutup

Sam-proudalpha

Emily- wolfgirl

People- Charlie-supercop

Renee-lovethesun

confederatesrule! Has entered chat.

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confederatesrule!- Bella, you have to help me!

bellaisuberawesome- Why?

confederatesrule!- I’m being held against my will! I MUST avenge the Confederacy,but
Alice won’t let me!!

bellaisuberawesome- Let me take a wild guess…she used colored duct tape?

confederatesrule!- Yes.
bellaisuberawesome- It’s just duct tape. Break free.

confederatesrule!- Okay, let me try. (Tries to break free) Can’t do it. Colors to vibrant.
Will-power fading….

bellaisuberawesome- You’re pathetic!

confederatesrule!- You have to help me escape! I’ll go mad in here! I’ll be locked up in
an asylum like Alice was! I mean, look at my nails! Yeah, that’s right. I bit ‘em. All of ‘em.
Right down to the nub. I’m going insane. I CAN’T GO TO THE NUT HOUSE!!! I’ll beg if I
have to! (looks at Bella who is right next to him and puts on a begging face) See, look, I’m
begging. BEGGING!!! Have you ever seen a soldier beg! No, because they aren’t supposed
to. But I am. I’M DESPERATE! PLEASE!!

bellaisuberawesome- …wow…(sighs) Okay, Jasper. I’ll help you.

confederatesrule!- THANK YOU!

bellaisuberawesome- (Tries to set Jasper free) Can’t do it. Colors to vibrant. Ooh…
ahhh…pretty colors!

confederatesrule!- Bella? Bella! Don’t look at the colors! Look away! No! Snap out of it,
Bella! Bella? (Wails) NOOOOOOOOOOO! I’ve lost her! She was so young!

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shopaholic- Ha! I told you that you wouldn’t be able to escape! No one can resist the
power of colored duct tape!

confederatesrule!- Why, Alice? Why?

shopaholic- Oh, quiet, you big baby!

confederatesrule!- (whimpers)

shopaholic- I would let you go, but if I untie you, you’ll only try to avenge the
confederacy. That war was over a hundred years ago, let it go!

confederatesrule!- But you made fun of me!

shopaholic- What did I say?

confederatesrule!- You said, quote: “aw Jazz, don’t be like that. We all have things we’re
embarrassed about! But losing a huge war to a bunch of redneck northerners…
hahahahahaha!”

shopaholic- Aw, Jazz…

confederatesrule!- Don’t you “aw Jazz” me!

shopaholic- I was just joking.

confederatesrule!- Yeah, but that cut deep.

shopaholic- I’m sorry, Jazz. Will you ever forgive me?

confederatesrule!- (sigh) Okay.

shopaholic- Now, if I untie you, will you promise not to try and avenge the confederacy?

confederatesrule!- I promise.

shopaholic- Good!

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bellaisuberawesome- (snaps out of daze) Okay Jasper! I’m gonna rescue you! Jasper?
Hello? Anyone? Aw crud!

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