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by Jasper Griegson
(The Express Newspapers Official Complainer)
democratic right.
If something is wrong you
should let your voice be heard if only to put it right
for the benefit of future users. If the toilets at
your favourite local fast food chain are disgustingly
dirty you should tell the powers that be. Your
initial vile encounter with dirty sinks and shredded
hand towels cannot be undone but you genuinely
possess the power to change the situation. A
three-line letter from you and a couple of other
aggrieved customers will have an impact. It is not
good enough or fair for you to slag off a company
in the abstract if you have not given to those
concerned your views on the subject that is eating
you.
The purpose of this article is to expand you mind
(as they used to say in the 1960s). If you have
never complained before you will realise after your
first success that the taste of victory is sweet and
that it will affect you like a potent addictive drug.
After your first result you will never suffer in
silence again. When your postman arrives with a
personal apology from the Managing Director and
a fat compensatory cheque, you will not just feel
better, you will feel liberated. It is not difficult to
achieve that kind of success and when you do, you
will change from a shy twitching baby bunny into
an assertive self-respecting adult. There is no
excuse for inertia.
For further assistance from me write to me at The
Express, 245 Blackfriars Road, London SE1 9UX or
visit my website at www.complainer.co.uk.