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In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left - Winston Churchill.
(Witty Quips Leader)
We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm - Winston Churchill.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. W. C. Fields
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they turn it into TV shows
- Woody Allen.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange - Fred Allen.
I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an
Englishman in the dark - Duncan Spaeth.
Better to light a candle than curse the darkness - Chinese Proverb.
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet
paper - Billy Wilder.
Ireland - One race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever
- Sigmund Freud.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way Henny Youngman.
My children love my mother and I tell my children: "That is not the same
woman I grew up with, that is an old woman trying to get into heaven now." Bill Cosby
For your information, I would like to ask a question - Samuel Goldwyn.
Anger can be an expensive luxury - Italian Proverb
Get out of your cocoon butterfly come fly with me - Gilliana De Angelis.
Life is a song; sing along, create a new tune or get out of the the play Gilliana De Angelis. (Witty Quips Angel)
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city George Burns.
Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see
them misunderstood H. L. Mencken.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens Woody Allen.
The greatest risk is to risk nothing at all Leo Buscaglia.
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them - P.
J. O'Rourke.
The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of
thinking that created them - Albert Einstein.
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why cant it get us out? - Will Rogers.
I was very unpopular as a child, not even the neighbors kids imaginary
friends wanted to befriend me, don't let people affect you Gilliana De
Angelis.
Her only flair is in her nostrils - Pauline Kael.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please - Mark Twain.
If it werent for the last minute, nothing would get done George Bernard
Shaw (The Father of Witty Quips)
What does not kill me makes me stronger Goethe.
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible - Frank Zappa.
The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school George Bernard Shaw.
The secret of success is to offend the greatest number of people - George
Bernard Shaw.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to
come back home - Bill Cosby. (Witty Quips Funny Dad)
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth - George Bernard
Shaw.
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
Ann Landers
When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many
people suffer from a delusion it is called religion - Robert Pirsig
If one has not given everything, one has given nothing. Georges Guynemer.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally - W. C. Fields.
The beginning is the most important part of the work - Plato.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake - Napoleon
Bonaparte.
Democracy is the worst system devised by wit of man, except for all the
others Winston Churchill. (Witty Quips Leader)
Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be a part of - Geri Weitzman.
I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot - Oscar Wilde.
Africa is the country with the most creative people and the most parasites
living off of their creativity, does someone know of a good parasite
insecticide? Gilliana De Angelis.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception - Groucho Marx
(Witty Quips Master).
If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice! Neil Peart.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the
name will carry - Bill Cosby
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon - Groucho
Marx. (Witty Quips Master)
She is a peacock in everything but beauty - Oscar Wild.
She was what we used to call a suicide blonde - dyed by her own hand - Saul
Bellow.
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would
it? Albert Einstein. (Witty Quips Genius)
The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge. - Albert Einstein
A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad
Bob Edwards.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink - Joe E.
Lewis.
I have never killed anyone, but I have read some obituary notices with great
satisfaction - Clarence Darrow.
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid - George Bernard
Shaw. (The Father of Witty Quips)
I'd like to start a religion. That's where the money is - L. Ron Hubbard.
If you think education is expensive, try Ignorance Andy McIntyre.
If more Americans smoked there would be less fat wise cracks in the US
Gilliana De Angelis.
The USA is the only country in the world where Ive seen that therapy is so in
demand that even the therapists have therapists Gilliana De Angelis. (Witty
Quips Angel)
Even if youre on the right track, youll get run over if you just sit there Will
Rogers.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's
start with typewriters - Frank Lloyd Wright.
Don't point that beard at me, it might go off - Groucho Marx.
The prime motivation for all human behavior is the need to feel superior to
someone else - Witty Saying.
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? Mark Twain.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about
Oscar Wilde.
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell - Aldous Huxley.
The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the
average voter - Winston Churchill. (Witty Quips Leader)
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty Imelda Marcos.
The fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art
into pedantry. Hence University education - George Bernard Shaw. (The
Father of Witty Quips)
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food - W. C. Fields.
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it - Groucho Marx.
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than
the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one - George Bernard
Shaw.
There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is
half of them are true - Winston Churchill (Witty Quips Leader).
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted
every other alternative - Winston Churchill.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running - Groucho Marx.
I still think God is cool but He was the last man to let me down - Gilliana De
Angelis.
Everything you can imagine is real - Picasso.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths - Steven
Wright.
Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you - Satchel Paige.
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down
- Jimmy Durante.
Learning is not compulsory neither is survival W. Edwards Deming.
The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife - David Ogilvy.
It took me forty years to understand that no answers means the worst is
happening - Gilliana De Angelis.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up Woody Allen.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure
about the universe - Albert Einstein.
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience George Bernard Shaw. (The Father of Witty Quips)
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect - Alanis Morissette.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer
shelf life - Frank Zappa.
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always
convinced that it says what he means - George Bernard Shaw.
If you cant convince them, confuse them Harry S Truman.
Never turn your back on a charging turtle - Witty Saying.
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough - Mario
Andretti.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a
baby - Natalie Wood.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice Bill Cosby (Witty Quips Fun Instructor).
He was one of those men who possess almost every gift, except the gift of
the power to use them - Charles Kingsley.
He was about as useful in a crisis as a sheep - Dorothy Eden.
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty
little beast - W. S. Gilbert.
She could carry off anything; and some people said that she did - Ada
Leverson.
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you
did, but people will never forget how you made them feel - Maya Angelou.
She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers - Alexander Woollcott.
She's been on more laps than a napkin - Walter Winchell.
She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang
together - John Cantu.
She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong
- Mae West (Witty Quips Devil).
She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their
hunted expression - C. S. Lewis.
She has been kissed as often as a court Bible, and by much the same class of
people - Robertson Davies.
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake - Margot Asquith.
She's descended from a long line her mother listened to - Gypsy Rose Lee.
She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation - Jean
Webster.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them - Samuel Palmer.
She not only expects the worst, but makes the worst of it when it happens Michael Arlen.
She is a water bug on the surface of life - Gloria Steinem.
She plunged into a sea of platitudes, and with the powerful breast stroke of a
channel swimmer, made her confident way towards the white cliffs of the
obvious - W. Somerset Maugham.
In her single person she managed to produce the effect of a majority - Ellen
Glascow.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood
supply to run both at the same time - Robin Williams, commenting on the
Clinton/Lewinsky affair.
I worship the quicksand he walks in - Art Buchwald.
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who
cannot read them - Mark Twain.
ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is - Ellen DeGeneres
(Witty Quips Hot Shot).
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twentyeight years ago - Will Rogers.
I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell
my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even
gotta be smart to notice it - Mitch Hedberg.
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way - Carl
Sandburg.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted - Mae West.
You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take
the malice out of him, and he'll disappear - Mark Twain.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult Rita Rudner.
You're a mouse studying to be a rat - Wilson Mizner.
That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms
it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting Douglas Adams.
They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human
knowledge - Thomas Brackett Reed.
What has a tiny brain, a big mouth, and an opinion nobody cares about? You!
- from "Murphy Brown".
Wine is bottled poetry Robert Louis Stevenson.
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style - Quentin Crisp.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor - Joan Rivers.
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job Woody Allen.
Get out of your cocoon butterfly come fly with me - Gilliana De Angelis. (Witty
Quips Angel)
Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others - Winston
Churchill.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome - Oscar Levant.
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork - Mae West.
(Witty Quips Devil)
I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest - Steven
Pearl.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily
Tomlin.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three - Laurence J. Peter.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer - Yogi Berra.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first - George Carlin.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk - Rita Rudner.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes - Jay London.
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it
from another person's plate - Dave Barry.
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from
man - H. L. Mencken.
Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the
teachers - P. J. O'Rourke.
Life is hard. After all, it kills you - Katharine Hepburn.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music - Groucho Marx.
(Witty Quips Master)
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative Henry A. Kissinger.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons - Woody Allen.
Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed
him they do not like him - Marlene Dietrich.
I'm not the first woman who realized at the age of 40 that I would never drive
thru Paris in a Sports car, dumped the need for wrong bad men, then went off
and did just that! - Gilliana De Angelis.
If a man lets you down badly, walk away and bask in the sunlight of his
suffering with a pomegranate daiquiri in hand Gilliana De Angelis
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, Id put arsenic in your
morning coffee. Winston Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, Id drink it.
Bessie Braddock: Winston, you are drunk! Winston Churchill: And Madam, you
are ugly. And tomorrow, Ill be sober, and you will still be ugly.
We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault Ashleigh Brilliant.
What you said hurt me very much. I cried all the way to the bank - Liberace.
(Witty Quips Golden Fingers)
Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? - Milton
Berle.
You have delighted us long enough - Jane Austen
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young - Jim Samuels.
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after Slovenian proverb.
Imagination is more important than knowledge Albert Einstein. (Witty Quips
Genius)
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain - Martin
Mull.
No mans knowledge here can go beyond his experience John Locke.
The first rule to tinkering is to save all the parts Paul Erlich.
A fanatic is one who cant change his mind and wont change the subject
Winston Churchill.
Golf is a good walk spoiled - Mark Twain.
A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic - George Bernard Shaw.
No pressure, no diamonds Mary Case.
I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork Irving Brecher.
He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he
was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity - Mark Twain.
If there's anything disgusting about the movie business, it's the whoredom of
my peers - Sean Penn.
Yeah, she's beautiful, but you can't find her IQ with a flashlight - from "The
desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day - E. B. White.
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch
where it itches - Alice Roosevelt Longworth.
I love life because what more is there - Anthony Hopkins.
I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I
want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see John Burroughs
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get
used to it - Charles M. Schulz.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on Robert Frost.
It is not length of life, but depth of life - Ralph Waldo Emerson.
If you are a dreamer dream big otherwise stop wasting your time - Gilliana De
Angelis. (Witty Quips Angel)
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well Josh Billings.
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to
be serious when people laugh - George Bernard Shaw. (Witty Quips Master)
Life has meaning only if one barters it day by day for something other than
itself - Antoine de Saint-Exupery.
Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a
tragedy for the poor - Sholom Aleichem.
Life is a long lesson in humility - James M. Barrie.
Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have
been, but what we yearn to be - Jose Ortega y Gasset.
Life is but thought - Sara Teasdale.
Life is half spent before we know what it is - George Herbert.
Life is never easy for those who dream - Robert James Waller.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep - Fran Lebowitz.
Life is wasted on the living - Douglas Adams.
Life itself still remains a very effective therapist - Karen Horney. (Witty Quips
Therapist)
Life loves the liver of it - Maya Angelou.
Life must be lived as play - Plato.
Life well spent is long - Leonardo da Vinci. (Witty Quips Paint Brush)
Like all sciences and all valuations, the psychology of women has hitherto
been considered only from the point of view of men - Karen Horney. (Witty
Quips Therapist)
Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children.
Life is the other way round - David Lodge.
The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is
a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line - H. L. Mencken.
The fear of life is the favorite disease of the 20th century - William Phelps.
The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it - William
James.
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation - Henry David Thoreau.
The perfect normal person is rare in our civilization - Karen Horney.
The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it - Henry David
Thoreau.
The purpose of life is a life of purpose - Robert Byrne.
There is no wealth but life - John Ruskin.
There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in
the dinner, the sweets come last - Robert Louis Stevenson.
This life is worth living, we can say, since it is what we make it - William
James.
To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else - Emily Dickinson.
Unbeing dead isn't being alive - E. Cummings.
Wars and elections are both too big and too small to matter in the long run.
The daily work - that goes on, it adds up - Barbara Kingsolver.
We can't plan life. All we can do is be available for it - Lauryn Hill.
What we play is life - Louis Armstrong.
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married - H. L. Mencken.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing Joey Adams.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the
same person - Mignon McLaughlin.
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance
and tenacity. The order varies for any given year - Paul Sweeney.
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers
- Grace Hansen.
If you marry a monkey for his wealth, the money goes and the monkey
remains as is - Egyptian Proverb.
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the
trouble - Raymond Hull
Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves
great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he
automatically deserves success in marriage - Sydney J. Harris.
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into
it, deserves all the consequences - Isadora Duncan.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd
be married too - H. L. Mencken.
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the
banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? - Alan King.
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage,
she has to hold him to make love to him - Marilyn Monroe.
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you
start looking very carefully to the right and to the left - Jean Kerr.
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her - Ambrose
Bierce.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give
you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the
wrong house, that's what it means - Henny Youngman.
Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual
you think you can't live without - James C. Dobson.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as
getting married just because you do - Zsa Zsa Gabor. (Witty Quips Mistress)
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of - Mae West.
If you think wining woman are bad try put up with a wining man for a day Gilliana De Angelis.
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on
treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being - Oscar Wilde.
(Witty Quips Mad Man)
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we
had never married at all - Lord Byron.
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it Lyndon B. Johnson.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to
annoy for the rest of your life - Rita Rudner.
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign
over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year - Bette Davis.
(Witty Quips Cleva Gal)
I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take
the garbage out - Lee Grant.
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles
friendship rather than love - Michel de Montaigne.
If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of
the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping Mignon McLaughlin.
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate
books - Alan King.
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one,
go ahead, get married - Katharine Hepburn (Witty Quips Master).
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The
trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage - Robert Anderson.
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still
continued - Helen Rowland.
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being Benjamin Disraeli.
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of
marrying; it's separating himself from all the others - Helen Rowland.
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about,
he goes off and gets married - Robert Frost.
Love is often the fruit of marriage - Moliere.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage - Ambrose Bierce.
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole
girl - Stephen Leacock.
Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the
remaining chapters in prose - Beverley Nichols.
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder Thornton Wilder.
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner Charles Caleb Colton.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution - Mae West
(Witty Quips Devil).
Marriage is a mistake every man should make - George Jessel.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx (Witty Quips Master).
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit - Billy
Connolly.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war - Gilbert K. Chesterton.
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the
window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open - George
Bernard Shaw. (Witty Quips Master)
Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night - St. Jerome.
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest
- Irwin Corey.
Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers - Alan
King.
Marriage is not about age; it's about finding the right person - Sophia Bush.
Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance - Michel de
Montaigne.
Marriage, like money, is still with us; and, like money, progressively devalued
- Robert Graves.
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a
mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two - Ambrose Bierce.
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage" - Herbert Spencer.
Only marry a man with a greater love for your causes than you have - Gilliana
De Angelis.
If you can't find someone who loves you for the best and the worst of you,
don't waste your time - Gilliana De Angelis.
Marriage is much overrated and much underpaid - if you pay my causes well I
will get married again - Gilliana De Angelis.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help
but smile on it - Josh Billings.
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry
later; for another thing, they die earlier - H. L. Mencken.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've
experienced pain and bought jewelry - Rita Rudner.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the
better comes after the worse - Doug Larson.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not,
you'll become a philosopher - Socrates.
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has
thought much worse things about you - Jean Rostand.
Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer
finds you've already made one mistake - Elbert Hubbard.
Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that
night - Paul Hornung.
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is
married - Benjamin Disraeli.
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he
used to drink when he was single - H. L. Mencken.
up being a Rock-A-My Baby, crashing down when the height and the shade of
my family tree no longer protected me Gilliana De Angelis.
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin
- Honore de Balzac.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret - Henny Youngman.
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go
into battle - Heinrich Heine.
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the
inattention of one - Helen Rowland.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife Prince Philip (Witty Quips Master Gone Wrong).
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
her - Sacha Guitry.
When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place - Helen Gahagan.
Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage Benjamin Franklin.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then
complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbra Streisand (Witty Quips
Golden Girl).
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet
- Alan King.
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee later than others Kin Hubbard.
No idea why they call it an accident when it always involves ONE person
acting stupid. Imagine a world with labeled stupid people that will warn us of
the risks imagine our insurance premium savings Gilliana De Angelis.
What a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other Neil Simon.
All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better - Ralph
Waldo Emerson.
All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on - Henry
Ellis.
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight - Leo Rosten.
Brendan Gill.
I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't
trust me so much - Mother Teresa (Witty Quips Saint)
Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued - Socrates.
Cowards have dreams, brave men have visions - Chinese Proverb.
Only a few things are really important - Marie Dressler.
People living deeply have no fear of death - Anais Nin.
I find all the things Ive never said utterly rewarding Gilliana De Angelis.
(Witty Quips Angel)
The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing - Marcus Aurelius.
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a
political career - George Bernard Shaw. (Witty Quips Master)
You cant be truly rude until you understand good manners Rita Mae Brown.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before - Mae West
(Witty Quips Devil).
Dont let people drive you crazy when you know its in walking distance
Anonymous (Definitely a Witty Quips Master this guy is so famous).
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler Albert
Einstein. (Witty Quips Genius)
Necessity is the mother of invention. Plato (Witty Quips Master)
Witty quips are as much a part of fun stuff to do, as fun is a part of the people
who first said them (whether they like it or not!).