Resume of Jmccalliskey

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Subject: Fwd: REDNECK VASECTOMY from J THOMPSON
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Subject: Fwd: REDNECK VASECTOMY from J THOMPSON
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 08:59:59 -0500
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REDNECK VASECTOMY
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was =
enough,> as=20
they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his> =
veterinarian=20
and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more =
children.=20
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
>vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less =
=20
costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, =
"=20
(fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a beer can, then =
hold the can=20
up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I =
may=20
not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a =
cherry=20
bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," =
said the=20
doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer =
can. He=20
held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
>At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and =
resumed =20
counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Tennessee, =
North =20
Carolina, Arkansas, Mississippi, and West Virginia.& Fostertown.
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REDNECK =
VASECTOMY 
enough,> as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went =
to his> veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want =
to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a =
procedure called a 
>vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A =
less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a =
cherry bomb, " (fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a =
beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The =
Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the sharpest tool in =
the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a =
beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the =
doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a =
beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: 
 
"1" 
 
"2" 
 
"3" 
 
"4" 
 
"5" 
 
>At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and =
resumed counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in =
Tennessee, North Carolina, Arkansas, Mississippi, and West =
Virginia.& Fostertown. 
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Subject: REDNECK VASECTOMY from J THOMPSON
Date: Mon, 7 Mar 2005 00:41:10 -0500
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REDNECK VASECTOMY
enough,>=20
as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his> =
veterinarian=20
and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more =
children.=20
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
> vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A =
less =20
costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, =
"=20
(fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a beer can, then =
hold the=20
can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabamian said to the doctor, =
"I may=20
not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a =
cherry=20
bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," =
said the=20
doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer =
can. He=20
held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
> At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and =
resumed =20
counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Tennessee, =
North =20
Carolina, Arkansas, Mississippi, and West Virginia.& Fostertown.
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<HTML><HTML>REDNECK VASECTOMY 
enough,> as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went =
to his> veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want =
to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a =
procedure called a 
> vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A =
less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a =
cherry bomb, " (fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a =
beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The =
Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the sharpest tool in =
the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a =
beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the =
doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a =
beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: 
 
"1" 
 
"2" 
 
"3" 
 
"4" 
 
"5" 
 
> At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and =
resumed counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in =
Tennessee, North Carolina, Arkansas, Mississippi, and West =
Virginia.& Fostertown. 
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