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Or accuracy of any action described herein.
Some of the schemes described in this book are illegal to perform, and
most
Of them will make your target suffer in one way or another. You should
Consider this text as a source of amusement, not as a manual of how to
Create havoc and get yourself into trouble.
1 Cover
2 FrontPage
3 copyright and information
4-5 Contents
6-9 Introduction
10-13 Safety and planning
14-27 the good old post system
28-46 Phone, internet, and a
marker
47-56 direct terror
57-62 Avenge with social media
63 Dating sites
64 Great links
65 Epilogue
66 Acknowledgement
67 back cover
68 Fun Revenge Stories
Introduction
Avenge I serious Business, and some of it is very nasty, but then again,
they broth it on themselves.
The enemy of your enemy can be your friend.
Recruit some people along for the ride.
If you are going to do more than one thing, spread each thing out.
Maybe do one little thing every two weeks, or one big thing every month.
That way, they don't expect it.
Make friends with your enemy's friends so you can bring them down from
the inside.
Insult them.
When trying to retrieve girlfriends, aim your traps, so that it will embarrass
and ruin, rather than cause physical damage, as it will only create
sympathy for your nemesis.
And you don't want that to happen...
If you're psychic, revenge should be mega easy.
Stand up for yourself, and don't be afraid to experiment.
If you are going to get revenge in a chain, instead of all at once, set the
trap, and stay as far away,
Never appear at the site of the 'accident' too many times, else suspicions
will rise.
Hold your head high, don't look at them and act like you're better than
them.
Don't hurt your enemy. Just ignore them.
Warning.
Be very careful, and do not go over the top. Otherwise, you'll end up in
serious trouble, and your foes will probably, end up gloating over it.
Getting revenge may not make you feel better, but sometimes its
necessary.
There will be times in life, when you have to stick up, and call peoples out
on their attempts to take advantage of you.
When these people go too far, its up to you to reset their boundaries. No
one else is going to do it for you.
The best way to get someone out of your head, is redirect both your focus
and their focus.
As it stands, youre thinking about how they wronged you, and theyre
thinking about how you might respond to them directly.
So, get indirect. Go above them or create an ally with one of their enemies.
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume
you it will.
Yoda
Never talk to anyone about what you have done. If someone confronts you
with
The issue, act ignorant. This is where many people fail and get caught.
They
Have a trusted friend, who has a trusted friend, who has a trusted friend,
Etc.
Never involve an accomplice, unless it is absolutely necessary.
The fewer, who know about your work, the better it is.
Even if that other person is
Someone you trust with your life, it still increases the risk when more
People know about it.
Never threaten your mark. If you threaten your mark then he knows you'll
be
Up to something.
He'll also know where to start looking, when something has
Happened, and what names to fill under suspicious persons, in the entry
box of
A police report.
Always pay with cash, if you are close to the victim, and remember that
Google and Apple, is logging where you are, all the time.
Yoda
One of the most classic, non-creative, ways of getting even through the
mail
System is by using those rip-out order forms found in commercial
catalogues
And magazines.
Pull out the card and ask for information, order a product or
Subscribe to the magazine.
All you need to know, is the mark's name, and address, and within a few
minutes of work, you'll be able to help him, receive tons of annoying paper.
You could
Also use this method to help him buy bill me later goods.
This isn't
Considered revenge art, but still one scheme, that has worked for
thousands
Over the years.
Annoying non-smokers.
One thing that you can do, if you are sending a letter
To someone, who isn't a smoker, is to include cigarette ashes in the
Envelope.
This fuels the fire caused by any rude, or annoying letter.
Unpaid post.
Each country and state, has different routines, when it comes to handling
Unpaid post.
In Denmark, for instance, it is quite possible to send unpaid
Mail, and if that happens, the post office sends the bill, to the recipient.
This can easily be exploited.
Get some pre-printed labels of your marks
Name and address, then put them on to a random number of envelopes, and
post them over, a random period of time.
Forged letters
Forging letters in other people's name is illegal, but as long as you never
Get caught, is there really anything to worry about?
Now for some examples using forged marks names.
Send a letter to the local church, or mosque, where you ask about the view
on, Sex with children.
Tell them that you've read the Bible, or Koran, but that you
Couldnt find anything there, stating that it is wrong.
Also state that, youre trying to quit, but that the temptations are hard to
handle.
Browse the job market, and apply for positions in your mark's name.
Give his new employer, all sorts of peculiar, suspicious or incredible
references, as, if he has been working in your country's leading positions,
and attending at the best Universities.
The object here, is to have the employer go checking those references, as
if these references don't add up, then there, most certainly, could be legal
problems for your mark.
Apply for credit cards, etc. You will probably need your mark's social
Security number to do this.
You will not be able to use them, it's just that it will really make him
wonder, when he hasn't, applied for the credit cards.
And they start arriving in the mail. It might even make him think, that
Someone is working a scheme to abuse them, but that it is somehow
failing.
Get an address change form, found at the post office.
Write a letter from your mark's bank to your mark, saying that his whole
Loan is due, and that he has to pay it back immediately, or they will go to
Court.
You ought to come up with some clever reason, for instance that
Another company has bought the bank, and that they're now in the process
of, closing the business. Date the letter a few weeks back before sending
it,
And time it to arrive on a Saturday.
Write a letter from the local hospital, asking your mark to come in for a
Checkup.
Explain that a client with AIDS has named him as a past sexual
Partner. Name a doctor at the hospital, which should be a secondary mark,
And tell your main mark, that he should just come over as soon as possible.
Send him a letter from magazines, like Playboy or Playgirl, thanking him for
The photographs he sent them, to the reader's Husbands/Wives section.
This is a good scheme, to play out on an ex, where you also could send the
letter, from a magazine that's not easy to find, in your area.
Send a letter from his teacher to his parents, describing him as a hopeless
Problem child.
Write a letter from the local tax collector, where you question his ability
To buy, a new cabin cruiser with as little as he earns.
Demand that he Explain this, and why the same cabin cruiser isn't on his
tax report.
Write that there most likely will be an investigation, and ask him to come
over to the office at a specific date.
Write a letter from the local TV station, telling your mark that he has won
A $50,000 car. Tell him to meet at the TV station at a specific time, like a
Late Saturday evening, for an interview.
I must urge you to please keep in mind, that most of the mail scenarios are
illegal in, several countries.
In Fact, they're a federal offense in some cases, punishable by stiff fines
and
Jail sentences.
If you choose to do it anyway, use a mailbox located far
Away from your house, perhaps in a neighboring city or town that has a
Different post office and stamp.
The larger the city or town, and the Further from your own residence, the
better.
Also keep in mind not to use your own DNA, to lick the stamps, and not to
get fingerprints on letters,
Or envelopes.
Conceal your handwriting as well.
IRL Mail
When the target has learned that screaming about how much he hates you
calling at 4:00am won't accomplish anything but more fun.
He will eventually stop answering the phone, or even disconnect it... But
never fret! There is always the mail to keep your target informed about your
latest plot about how you are going to climb on his roof and shit down the
chimney.
Here are some examples:
Gore Mail: Simple enough; just send pages of gore to your enemy
through the mail. Make sure to vary the hand writing, on the envelopes and
the return address so they all look different, otherwise the target will just
throw them away. A good tactic is to make the envelopes look official with
the logos and such of your victims local council/government/tax
office/police station.
Redirect: Go to a post office, say you are moving, or you are new to
the area and need to redirect your mail temporally. They will give you an
envelope/postcard to fill out and drop in any mailbox. To the best I know,
there is no checking done on the part of the USPS. Redirect mail from P.O.
Boxes and rural and carrier routes as well.
2. All the cost goes to the person it is being sent to (send them lead
weights if you want.)
All templates are in a landscape letter format, you just need to input the
victim information, cut and paste IRL, find some "interesting" stuff to mail,
Templates: US Postal Services
Be aware though, in the US there is a law enforcement division called the
USPIS (lol piss) which handles crimes perpetrated through the mail. They
are a waste of taxpayer money. So use common sense and keep them that
way. These guys will JUMP at the chance to prove that they are just as
useful as the FBI. So do nothing that will bring about the wrath of the
almighty US postal service.
Tampons.
If the target has a sense of humor, these are just about as annoying as
anything else you could sign them up for. However, if the target is lacking
in the humor department, this is quite possibly the best weapon we have at
our disposal other than gay porn. Below is a list of places where you can
sign them up for free tampons, just remember that these sorts of things are
sometimes limited and may be defunct. If you ever need more places, just
google and Bing.
PROTIP: Walmart samples are a great option for targets in the USA.
They always have 5+ samples (usually tampons, pads, or diapers) rotating
out. It arrives much more quickly than other samples, and can take 1-3
weeks instead of 6-8weeks.
Junk Mail
Everybody hates junk mail. Spread it. You'll have to be a little creative with
this, though.
A lot of websites, and newsletters now make you confirm your address,
before sending thousands, upon thousands of emails.
So if your victim is in control of the email still, to start receiving the junk
you send to him he'll probably have to confirm it.
There are still some websites who send out junk mail without confirmation.
But think to yourself. Everybody receives junk in the mail, why do it?
But then, there is some funny stuff you can send, but this is just for a good
laugh. Care2 Network or MOAR SPAM LINKS
Free supplies
Freebies, its all the same. Every country has it.
Send out freebie junk out to the person you want to ruin.
There is always the option of, signing them up for gayporn
sites/newsletters, since everyone in porn is greedy, and would sell your
email address, to spammers if they got there, smutty hands on it.
Even more points if you sign him up for a shit load of IRL newsletters.
Imagine all the fare out things, in the porn industry.
Job Applications
Easy enough. Companies let "you" apply for jobs online.
Protip:
Its illegal to forge, your skills and lie, so the target can get in big trouble,
with the law.
Maybe apply as the president, for a large company.
Tell-A-Friend
One of the most under-appreciated email spam tactics are "Tell-A-Friend"
forms. Most often these forms are ancient and have spaces for multiple
emails that do not check for duplicates. If you go to almost any website
they will have Tell-A-Friend forms. Simply copy-paste the address of the
email into all available slots, and send. It's even better if you use I Macros,
or another automated program to do this.
This tactic is one of the best since you can effectively turn any website
into your own personal mail server.
Ordering by phone
Stay anonymous, and dont get angry fast food companies coming after
you. Some have even convinced fast food companies, to write funny things
with the toppings.
And open the door screaming "POOLS CLOSED!" as was the case with
WitnessX, whose mom thought it was poisoned and called the cops, for
epic win. Too bad it was the wrong target.
Yellow Pages
This is probably one of the best things to do, and can even become a major
news event in your area.
You pull out the 'ole phone book, and open it up to the yellow pages.
Now, starting from the letter "A" and working all the way to "Z" call up
every single business, in the book.
Set up an appointment with every company in there for (example)
Wednesday morning at about 10:00.
Give yourself a few days to do it all and get all the appointment as close
together as you can.
You can probably see what's going to happen.
Tuesday night you'll also want to make some calls. Every T.V. station and
newspaper in the area will want to know that "something big is going to
happen on Sullivan street" in the morning. Don't tell them what, just tell
them that they'd be stupid not to get coverage on something like this. Also
call up all your friends and have them call up their friends. Instruct them all
to show up on Sullivan Street at about 9:45 am.
As this will be an historical moment, bring a video camera and tape the
whole event just in case you're not happy with the camera work of the T.V.
stations. You might want to call in a false report to the fire department that
Debbie's house is on fire, just to get them there, and add to the confusion.
Crime Tips
With any luck this can offer epic Revenge, a totally ruined life, and a bunch
of news coverage.
PROTIP : Police will often require more than one "informant" before
they go to the hassle of obtaining a warrant, planning the raid, getting their
overtime approved, etc. So work with someone on this, be sure not to give
the same information word-for-word, as police may catch on.
Drug raid
Report the guy to the police as an anonymous tip for suspicion of selling
drugs. Result:
Police harassment
???
Epic win, and great Revenge.
Piracy Raep
Report the guy to the police saying that he is selling pirated software.
Result:
Confiscated Police raid
Computer
Epic win and your target is offline.
Prank Calls
Perhaps a tool that can be used to some extent. It seems to work off and
on, and it costs money to the webhost so don't fuck around with it.
http://anonym.to/http://rickroll.prankdialer.com/ Rick Roll Dialer]
1-800-COLLECT
For this you need to find more detailed information so they'll accept it and
pay some fees.
Pretend to be a family member, and try to keep them on as long as
possible, (they'll probably hang up after 2 seconds flat, honestly, but if
you're good...). Start a collect call.
When the operator asks for your name, they'll be recording what you say so
they can inject it into a pre-recorded sound bite that says something like
"Will you accept a collect call from..." so you end up with "Will you accept
this message from Britney Spears'" or whatever other message you can fit
into the short time they give you to say your name.
Only useful for being annoying/making threats, doesn't accomplish anything
else.
Ruin a Marriage
Collect information about a married man that you know. Get a girl to call
his house. If the wife answers, hang up. Do this another time. On the third
time, ask for the guy. This will cause lots of suspicion. Keep this up for a
month and see his marriage ruined. Also, send sexy gifts to his house, like
used panties and love notes. Put in details about the guy so that the wife
will think it's legit.
Telephone Harassment
History has shown us that telephone harassment technique is effective
when combined with a recording device.
Paranoia and Anonymity is suggested when deviating from the manual.
Skype
Skype is a free VoIP telephone service. VoIP cannot be traced as easily by
the po-po unless you make treating calls to the Whitehouse or call the FBI
and tell them to choke on your dick. Proxy is suggested, but not
recommended unless you are going to call repeatedly using the same
account and IP.
Comes with a call recorder as an extension.
Traditional Classifieds
Almost every newspaper out there, lets you call in the ad you want, to have
in the paper, and then they send you a bill for it. In other words, it's free.
Look in your local paper, and judging from the ads that are in there, think
up something that would be a really hot item to sell such as a house for
rent. (Houses and cars usually get the best results.)
Call the paper, and tell them that you're Irwin Johnson, and you want to put
an ad in the paper.
Have something ready like, "Nice 3 bedroom, 2 bath, garage, den, dining
room, great neighborhood, $300/month, and $200/deposit."
Compare your ad to the others in the "For Rent" section and be sure that
yours is the very best deal in there.
As a phone number to call to inquire about the house, leave two. "Call Irwin
anytime 24 hrs. At, the victims phone number."
The first being his work phone number, and the second being his home.
Now when an awesome deal like you've put in the paper is seen, it gets a
tremendous response.
I'm talking' about his telephone ringing constantly for two days straight at
the least.
He'll get in big trouble with his boss at work for receiving 2 billion calls.
Even if he's able to convince his boss that he wasn't responsible, he'll still
look bad.
I mean, what would your boss think about all this happening? If he lives
with his parents, he'll probably get in trouble with them too.
You may want to consider translating your ad, into another language and
contacting a foreign language newspaper.
In some areas there may be a local paper in, for example, the Russian
language.
The victim will get phone calls from people, who may not speak fluent
English, causing them to argue in vain, with someone unable to understand
them.
Tip: hot items to sell is Apple. The iPhone 6s and Macbook, can be a better
results than a sms-bomb.
I promise your victim will have to chance number.
Pay Phones
Obsolete nowadays, but still useful. Unless calling internationally,
payphones, are a great and inexpensive way, for a '''one-time and quick'''
hateful phone call, about how you are going to smash a brick through the
target's window.
May I also point out that if you use payphones regularly enough, the police
may guess at the next coin muncher that you will use, and catch you.
BE SURE TO WIPE OFF THE FINGERPRINTS ON THE COIN SLOT, BUTTONS
AND THE RECEIVER. ALSO, DO NOT USE CALLING CARDS AND DO NOT
USE PHONES THAT DO NOT ACCEPT COINS!!!!!
Obscure calls
It's also really fun to just call your mark in the middle of the night,
Pretending that it is he who is calling you.
Act confused, act tired, act Annoyed and cranky.
Threaten to report him to the police and finally slam
The phone down. Spontaneity is a key factor here.
Making appointments
In situations where you have a trusted friend at your side, the number of
Plays increases, especially if your friend is of the opposite sex from your
Mark, and that friend has a good imagination and great skills in acting.
A date
One thing a friend could help you do, is call your mark, tell him that she
Had seen him somewhere, and that she (or he) would like to date him.
Of Course your friend would never meet at the date, but if you manage to
play
The mark, then he will.
Implied adultery
When the mark lives with a spouse or a girlfriend you, or your trusted
Accomplice, could call her up, when you know he won't be there.
When the Spouse picks up the phone, present yourself. When she has given
her name, you proceed by telling her that you're his (the mark's)
girlfriend/fiance.
And that she must be his sister.
Continue without letting her interrupt by Saying, that the mark is such a
good guy who takes care of her.
Act surprised when she tells you who she is. Explain that it must be a
misunderstanding,
That you've dated him for quite some time.
This requires, that you have some time and locations, where you were
supposed, to be together with him, and that you'll have to survey him a bit
in Advance.
The idea is to make your mark's spouse, suspect that something is going
on
Between you and your mark.
To increase the paranoia that this scheme could
Cause, start calling them at random times, and just hang-up the phone if it
Is answered.
Variations
You could also pose as the mark's former gay lover, actually there are a lot
Of ways to do this since these tactics works in both directions. It all
Depends a bit on how much you know the person you're supposed to be
with,
And how well your mark knows you or your friend's voice.
Donations
Subject can be signed up for various donations such as.
Donation of money or property.
You know where the subject lives, so you can easily find a local donation
that will phone youre subject to beg for Jew golds. Remember that a valid
phone number is top priority in this case.
This will be the more annoying the more charities will get a hold of the dox.
Donation of organs.
Similarly, you can find a local institution dealing in post-mortem organ
trade or an actual organ monger.
Full dox required. Sign your subject for donation of organs and even better,
impersonate subject and make announcements of selling the subject's
organs. Remember to leave the price as "to be discussed" to attract the
largest amount customers.
Imagine that the subject actually dies. Then the family gets notified that
the subject, while alive, has given consent to donate its organs. Family
reaction may vary, but they'll surely be surprised.
Freebies
Use Google and start signing up your target from some freebies. After all,
every loves free stuff! Send him free Korans, Bibles, Porn, tampons etc.
He'll think youre the greatest guy in the world! Make sure to use
a proxy when requesting freebies!
Home Delivery
Google the target's neighborhood, learn about what services are available
within 50 miles.
Then get on skype and start dialing everybody! The pizza dudes, the
plumber, the whores on craigslist, clowns etc.
C'mon, who doesn't want to call clowns and whores and have them show
up at the same time? If youre lucky, it may turn into a Media event...
Purchase Orders
How to reap someone IRL, using purchase orders (POs)
Corporations don't buy things by actually paying for them, they send out a
PO, which is just a promise to pay later after the goods, or services have
been rendered.
This is standard business practice.
Take an anonymous prepaid credit card.
Buy an anonymous VoIP fax service
Obtain a professional looking form from a print shop
Fax POs through TOR
Most companies will ship no questions asked, after receiving a PO.
Said companies will come after your target, and sue them and ruin their
credit, and they'll have tons of stuff, that they don't know what to do with.
A person has reported, ruining huge using this tactic.
He's had steel beams and giant drums of chemicals dumped on people's
lawns.
He's also just given "PO numbers" over the phone, but if its more than 10k
of stuff at once they'll definitely want a PO faxed.
If its a big shop that has their shit down like IBM or Adobe, no matter how
much you order from them, even if its $5 they'll want a signed faxed PO.
Box Floods
Box Floods happen to be one of the most time-honored traditions of the
insurgency.
All you need is an address and an online postal account. Within a week or
two, your victim will receive thousands upon thousands of boxes. They will
litter his front yard and piss off neighbors. He won't be able to get rid of
them easily without dealing with the post office, and they will probably call
the cops on the victim for mail fraud. This is one of the greatest tactics to
be found online.
Step 1:
Step 2: Go to USPS's store and order all the FREE boxes and mailing
envelopes.
Protip: order many small packs rather than fewer large packs (e.g.
packs of 10 instead of packs of 25)
Step 3: Confirm the address and purchase. You can order up to 20 free
packs on a single account. So if you're not fucking retarded, you can see
that one account can be used to send 600 boxes. Multiple accounts are no
trouble at all, so make sure to send a few thousand. That's it. Easy and
bound to cause the victim lots of headaches.
PROTIP : Some companies will not allow, you to send too much to one
place, at any given time. Therefore, only send a typical amount of food.
Also, don't send food first thing in the morning, as that is too suspicious.
PROTIP : If there are several fast food companies near your target, have
each bring a few pizzas.
Pizza Hut
Domino's
Meet Up Groups
This lets you set up a party for hippie liberals to show up at a target's
house.
Imagine to have a garden full of Amish, or A bikergang.
It can be great fun in the U.S
Classifieds
Craigslist and Myspace have the ability to really mess up someone's life.
Every day thousands of people visit Craigslist to check classified ads.
Can you see where we're going with this? Craigslist is the obvious choice
but don't forget that Myspace has a classified ads section as well.
Epic Idea #1: Post that "you" are having a garage sale. You are
moving and everything needs to go. You'll have an HDTV there for $50, a
stereo set for $100 and many other cheap ass high-end things. Steal
pictures off the internet of "your items".
Enter your victim's address, and choose a date over the weekend. On those
days your victim will have strangers coming to his house constantly asking
for cheap stuff. Sometimes even the POLICE get involved. Why?
Police track down thefts. If your victim is selling a bunch of high-end
merchandise, it's likely the police will check it out.
Epic Idea #2: Post to Craigslist that you are selling "your" car. Make
it cheap, something like a 1999 Ford F-250 for $2000 because it needs a
Epic Idea #3: Post a personal ad that conflicts with "your" sexual
identity. Normally, this is best done by posting in the men seeking men
section.
You need to write an ad that is believable so people will reply to it.
Steal some pictures of "yourself" and "your" dick because ads with dick
pics get more replies. Post "your" phone number and make sure you say in
your ad how urgently you need to get laid.
Soon enough "you" will have half the leather daddies in town calling "you"
up.
If you add that "you" are currently still in the closet and that denying that
"you" are gay really means there are people around who "you" haven't
come out to yet, then you can get your unwitting partners in harassment, to
keep coming back to bother the mark, waiting for them to be alone, if the
gods is on your side, this could even produce an argument between the
person responding to "your" personal ad, and the mark's friends, and family
about tolerance, towards the marks true sexuality.
Personal Ads
There are a lot of fucked up lonely people out there. Sign your victim up to
internet dating sites, and make sure you post your victim's information
publicly. He will have calls and random people coming up to his house possibly even rapists or thieves.
DDHG
Add the target to the Don'tDateHimGirl database. Don't worry, it's not like
you need actual hard evidence that they're a bad guy. Just write up some
short sob story about how he took advantage of you while he was jobless.
Hell, even if there's only a picture provided, most of the women on the site
would believe you.
Before starting a profile for the target, run a search first to make sure
you're not making a duplicate. If one already exists, support the /I/insurgent
who wrote it through the comments section.
http://anonym.to/http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/
Magazine Subscriptions
This one is pretty simple, and even normal people do it to prank friends.
Magazine subscriptions are easy to get, and paying for them requires no
credit card - just the person's address.
BE WARNED! You may have to step into the sunlight to get, said magazine
subscriptions. Wear sunscreen.
Step 1: Go to a book store, or any place that sells magazines.
You may also have some magazines, you've already purchased, or have in
your collection, and you can use those too.
Step 2: Rip out all the "Subscription" note cards. They're those flimsy
little square pieces of paper, that fall onto the floor, when you are trying to
read your magazine.
Step 3: Fill out the "Subscription" note cards in ink, with a different
style of handwriting. Put your victim's address and name on them.
Step 4: Put them in your local mail collector box. All of them should
have "Paid Postage" - no stamps needed.
Get subscription note cards, fill them out with victim's info, and mail them
to magazine company.
Prostitutes
Click on the state where the target is
Go to Services, and under that click Erotic
Call all the out call escorts-out call means that they come to you--and make
an appointment with the target.
Direct Terror
It is these schemes are the ones, which should
Be most carefully planned, before being carried out.
It is important that these plans include, the daily routine of your mark, even
though he might, break this routine at any time.
When you have his routine, you also have a better knowledge on how and
when to hit him.
A backup plan, is certainly not the last thing, you should think
Of here, as you should know, what to do upon being detected.
The car
If it weren't for car alarms, and locked garages, cars would be the easiest,
Of all targets.
It still might be, that your mark has his, or her car in their
Driveway, just locked, but still pretty much accessible.
Your research
Should already have given your ideas on how accessible your mark's car is.
Even though his car has a car alarm, there are still a few schemes
available
For you to implement.
There's plenty of ways to ruin a car without using the old non-creative
``slice-a-car-tire'' scheme.
Paint jobs
Get some spray paint, and spray-paint some text onto the side of his car.
Good example is to write.
Pedophile, PSYKO, Abuser, Child killer, Pay your drugs
DRUG DEALER!, Cheater, Registered sex offender,
Rapist, Child molester or simply dogs killer!
Paint stripper
At a supply store, you can get a can of paint stripper.
Paint stripper Gloves, are recommended as this stripper is strongly
Acidic.
It only takes a couple of seconds, to walk by a car with this.
Silicone sprayed onto cars, also does wonders with the paint.
You might even check something, called liquid scratch.
These schemes work great, if the car is parked outside your mark's
apartment, and you only need the guts to do a little walk-by.
Bologna.
Bologna is said to have the most, astonishing effect on car paint.
Just place some slices on the hood, of the car when it is a bit dewy
outside,
And let it dry in, the morning sun, the next day. The result is Polka-dot
paint.
Attachments
Small plastic lizard or other cute little kid toys, make nice
Hood ornaments.
Apply superglue of any sort, and place them at the front of
At the windshield
Next is the windshield, which you can totally ruin, by getting one of those
Glue sticks, which is used in hot glue guns.
Warm the stick in your hand a Little, and smear it out onto your mark's
windshield.
You can also use Concrete sealant. Which is a nasty, and sticky, or liquid
used to water seal concrete, after it is poured.
When you've spread it on the windshield, it will appear
Like a lovely cloudy, yellow coating.
Wipe off anything, that doesn't go in the vent so the mark doesn't know it's
in there.
They may notice a strange smell at first, but nothing compared to how it
will smell
In a few days.
Other substances that fit nicely into the vent are, milk, urine, strong acids
Or liquid rust.
You can also make your own cocktail by, putting some shrimp-shells into a
bottle of water, then let it rest in the sun for a week or two, or you could
take a potato, slice a deep cut in it and scrub it with dirt.
Put it into an airtight container filled with water and close it.
Bacteria from the mud will consume the potato, creating a foul stench,
Granted there's no access to air.
Tires
An easy way to fix the tires is to remove, or add the balancing weights from
The wheels.
The tires will be out of balance and driving will not be good, for either the
tires, or the suspension.
The mark will have to spend some
Time and money on having a garage rebalance the tires.
Puncture all four tires, or use a pointy device, like a knife, to put in to the
tires.
Your mark will have I big bill, and the insurance, will possible get more
expensive.
The lawn
Salt works great for killing lawns permanently.
Use a relatively large
Quantity of sea-salt, and spread it around the whole lawn.
Similar effects can be achieved by using lime, weed seeds, or even diesel
fuel.
I recommend writing something simple, like the words on the car.
Unless you're doing this at night, you should not set the
Fuel on fire as it will make the grass die, where applied, and have the
Wanted effect in less time.
Frosted flakes also look nice on a lawn.
Go to the mark's house late at Night, and spread the flakes out all over
their lawn.
The morning they will moisten the flakes slightly, then the sun comes out
and bakes them into one Huge frosted flake.
Later, when the ants come, it could get really
Entertaining.
Plastic forks are great.
You can get huge quantities of them for a low price, and with fellow
avengers you can plant them into your mark's garden, At night, preferably
when he's on a vacation.
This scheme might be mild, but fun to implement and gives quite an
annoyance for the mark.
Doors
Doors are nice targets for substances, which have a foul stench.
Scramble some eggs. Add some green food dye, and a little bit of garlic
salt.
Pour it all over your mark's door or doormat.
Let it soak in for a good while, while your mark is away for the weekend.
Other things that you can smear onto doors are animal defecation, tar,
chlorine or something foul smelling.
Any garden hose, carrying water is a nice tool for the ones seeking to get
Even.
Hook up the hose, push it through the mail slot on the front door, and
Then simply turn it on.
Cables
Let's say that your mark is living in an area where they have cable TV.
On The outside you will find one of the boxes, they use to connect the main
wire,
To the different houses.
Open the box, unhook wires, flip switches and do whatever seems good?
Close the box and get to a pay phone, or use a sim-card, which is not
related to you.
Call and tell the Cable Company, that you saw your mark messing around
with the box. This works Great, if your mark doesn't have cable, you could
also drag a wire, from the Box to his house.
Another thing you can do is to find where the cable is buried. Dig it up,
Cut it and use some black tape to cover the cutting. The cable company
will
Most likely need a few days to find the error.
The lock
I saw this on the television.
A man was stalking his ex-wife, and to make it expensive for her, he put
copper treat, in the lock.
She had to pay the locksmith, a lot of money.
I have to say, that showing up at your targets place, is a bad idea, so unless
your target live, where you are sure to have privacy, I dont recommend it.
Its important to always think forward, and placing your D.N.A and footprint,
Always have in mind, that this world, is being more, and more monitored.
When the target finds out, you have to delete the profile, and, you cant do
it again for some time until, the target and others are not aware, then you
will have your shoot again.
Provoke a psychopath
Again, you have to delete the profile, or put the profile on hold, for a few
days.
There is a lot of sick people out there, and on Facebook there is a lot of
groups with mental illness people.
A good thing is to join some, from your profile at home.
This will give you time to study witch man or woman, who will go nuts, if
you flirt with their husband, or wife, girlfriend or boyfriend.
Again, you will need an exact copy of your targets profile.
Now you flirt, and flirt, and flirt, and make sure, it will come back to your
target.
This will have an effect on the target, if the target is in a relationship.
Also, single groups are effective for this to work.
As I stated, there is a lot of sick people out there...
You could have rapist, pedophiles, and very sick people knocking on your
targets door.
Always remember, be careful. Be aware, and use the force... No just dont
let it get back to you.
And I cant say it enough. Use a proxy, and dont do it from your home.
On any site, you can make fake profiles, and make it look like your target,
is a real ass, which can only be hated.
And that could bring a lot of trouble for the victim in the long run.
Ashley Madison
Not so long ago, the adultery site Ashley Madison, was hacked.
This is a good opportunity to try and make some mess in a relationship.
An idea, is to email or contact your victims, wife, husband, or whatever
there is.
And then, provide them with the information, that you have all your victims
information, and that you will give your victim, an opportunity, to come
clean with his, or her family.
Try and google pictures with chat, and email, or send through normal mail.
The more information you have on your victim, the better the Avenge.
If you know about other adultery sites, well just claim, that this is hacked
to.
The hackers who attacked said that Ashley Madison, was not the only site,
there was hacked.
Protip:
Dating sites
There are a lot of dating sites out there, and with all of the different people
in the world, there is something for all.
You can make your Mark in to anything, only your imagination set the limit.
He or she, could be a transsexual who needs a diaper chance.
Create fake profiles, and be ready to take a lot of screenshots.
And the screenshots, you could post on twitter, or Facebook, in the singles
groups.
Another ankle could be, that you Mark is flirting with a Thai woman, who he
wants to bring to the country.
If its a woman, she could be having an affair, or is seeking men from
Ghana.
Great links
www.mastersofrevenge.com a page where you can buy Revenge
Epilogue
Revenge is nasty, and the best revenge you could ever have, is to be
successful, and be the better person.
To get on with your life, and dont let honor, get in your way.
When I started this book, I thought of nothing but revenge, I have search
online, for solutions again, and again.
In the end, it gave me a good laugh, and I really hope, that you have had fun
with reading it.
If you do have the courage to pull off, some of the things from this book,
you will have my full understanding, some things, you just cant live with.
But I will urge you to be the better person, in the end...
Tim Christensen
Acknowledgement
This book was put together by me, with the help, from my family, and
friends.
Some of the tactics I have found online.
Some, I have made myself.
I have even tested a few of them, and the only tactics that are displayed, in
this book, are the tactics, that are up to date for the time we live in.
Some tactics, have some groups, like homosexual, or believing groups, and
I just want to say, that I have absolutely nothing against them, in anyway.
I like to thank the people around me, for living, with me, because, when I
have a project, I go all in, and the hornets truth is, Im not easy to be
around, when I am in a concentrated state.
I also like to thank all the people, who gave me a good laugh, when reading
some of the funny tactics they have provided for me.
Thanks to everyone who participated, with helping me with this book.
I hope to write more books soon, and you are all welcome to come with
great ideas on loselvis@hotmail.com
Tim Christensen
She could only take so much. She had endured her husbands violence and
abuse. She was also a victim of marital rape. One night, Lorena Bobbitt
decided that enough was enough after her husband came home drunk and
abused her yet again. She got hold of a knife and cut off her husbands
penis. Ouch! She then drove off and threw it out of her car window. The
War can bring out the worst in people, be it the losers or winners. Nazi
Germany built several concentration camps to massacre Jews and other
enemies of their state. One of them was Dachau, a camp in Bavaria that
was captured by the Americans towards the end of the war. After seeing all
the dead inmates, the American troops took matters into their own hands
and mowed down up to 75 unarmed German soldiers who had already
surrendered.
His Irish family was loaded with huge amounts of wealth, not to mention a
noble title. He also had a greedy uncle who wanted it all. The uncle,
Richard, was alleged to have poisoned his brother, Arthur, who was also
the father of James. Richard then had James kidnapped and sent to the
United States as an indentured servant. James worked off the debt and
returned to Ireland to confront his uncle. As a result, Arthurs reputation
was destroyed, with the cases filed against him in court decrying him as a
schemer and scoundrel.
She was married to Dr. Hawley Crippen, an unfaithful husband who was
having an affair. Cora left Hawley and lost contact forever. Hawley then had
the temerity to declare that his wife had passed away. He sold all her
jewelries and set sail from London to the United States with his mistress.
Coras friends felt something amiss and reported the matter to Scotland
Yard. A decomposing body was found in the cellar. Hawley was arrested
and executed for Coras murder in 1910. Nearly a century later, forensic
examination confirmed that the body was not Coras. Hawley was therefore
executed for a crime he did not commit.
Dave Carroll is a guitarist for the band Sons of Maxwell. When airline
baggage handlers broke his guitar during a trip to Nebraska, he filed a
complaint but was given the runaround. He then released three songs
talking about how United Airlines breaks guitars. Within a week of the
songs release, Uniteds stock value dropped by about 10 percent.
Catholicism was losing its flock, land and power because of the
Reformation. When Catholics and Protestants, called Huguenots, gathered
in Paris for an interfaith wedding in 1572, the French Catholic king took
advantage and ordered the killing of 4,000 Huguenots in Paris and 100,000
in the rest of France. It came to be known as the St. Bartholomews Day
Massacre, as it occurred during the feast day of the saint.
Alan Ralsky was fond of sending out junk and spam emails. When critics
learned of his actual address, they gave him a dose of his own medicine by
signing him up for junk mails. Ralsky ended up receiving hundreds of
pounds of junk mail every day. Even worse for him, he got convicted to 51
months imprisonment for a stock manipulation scheme.