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its COLD
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but its
hot in
here
with...
chitrangda
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the big feature
things to
know about
f1 in 2014
Lonely? Get a
dog, we tell
you how
Bruce
dickinsons
ways to beat
recession
(with metal)
plus!
Balotelli on
taking punches
Battle of the red
pepper sauces
Why dubai cops
deserve a brabus,
thullas dont
Virat Kohli on
why XBox1
blows, tats
INDIa edition Vol 7 issue 01
contents
december 2013
p54
Chitrangda
Singh
A shoot so hot, you wont
even pretend to read the
interview.
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62
74
96
80 FINDING LOVE
102
Fighting recession
WITH METAL
FHM teams up with Iron
A MANS GUIDE
TO DOGS
contents regulars
16
34
106
20
44
114
access
rted
Impo tie
hot
p8
Stephanie
Fantauzzi
The reason you should get
over Mad Men and start
buffering Shameless USA!
December 2013
filter
34 The return of
Anchorman 2
Shahid Kapoors movie that
got sued by Rambo owners
and other movies you might
want to watch this month.
36
Ankur tiwari
On making hot new indie
music and why you should
be paying attention to him.
42 Make money on
the oscars
Your cheat-sheet.
44 Assasins creed
+Batman Arkham
origins+WWE+NBA
2k14
Played, aced, reviewed.
50 Balotelli
The AC Milan striker on
why people pick on him,
racism and why he very
often finds himself on the
wrong end of the punch.
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99
Ready for the
smartwatch?
Its here even if you arent.
106
SURVIVE all
MUSIC FESTS
Your guide to music fests
and the best swiss knives to
carry to them!
108
Manly winter
cocktails
Brandy cocktails for a real
man. Or at least a
metrosexual one.
114
The FHM Red
pepper sauce
shootout
Capsico Vs Tabasco Vs Fire
Fighters. FHM seperates the
sauces from the pretenders.
116 RE-BOOT
Why its okay to wear boots
as long as Harley Davidson
didnt make it.
120 Final
countdown
fhmindia.com
editors
letter
December 2013
is brought to you by
FHM is called into meetings by
Publisher & COO Vikas Johari
CEO & Managing Director Prakash Johari
CFO Kuldip Singh
Editor Kabeer Sharma
What we did
this year
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ITS
GREAT
TO BE
A MAN
edited BY CHRIS SAYER
who
she?
Age: Not telling,
but I was born on
St Patricks Day.
(The internet says
shes 26)
From: Brazil
Likes: Travelling, Will
Ferrell movies,
Aerosmith
Dislikes: Spelling
errors, peanuts,
dishonesty
Twitter:
@stephaniefanta
December 2013
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Would
Wife
Americas
Next Big
Star
t h e B ra z i l ian - born mo d e l
an d a c tress bringing t h e
se x y to S h ame l ess U S A
S TU H OO D
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Wife
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The sex
scenes are
really
beautifully
shot, so
everyone just
looks amazing
FHM: Cunning. What other
pranks do you play?
Stephanie: Ive done loads
and loads of great ones (see
her best pranks over the
page), but a couple of recent
ones I liked were using an
app to prank call my friends
until they were at the point
of calling the cops, and
making up crazy stuff that
my hungover friend had
supposedly done the night
before. Its fun freaking
people out who have drunk
memory loss.
FHM: Are you a big
drinker?
Stephanie: Not really. Id
definitely be considered a
lightweight by any standards.
When Im working, Ill have a
glass of wine at most, but
when Im having fun, my
drink is Jameson whisky,
ginger ale and cherry.
FHM: Blimey. Did you pick
that up in Ireland?
Stephanie: No. Ive never
been to Ireland or Britain,
but Im dying to visit. I have
bikinis, Beach bunny
friends who visit London all
previous page:
the time and they rave
shirt and bikini bottoms, Gap
bikini, beach bunny
about the underground music
scene and the fashion.
Hopefully Ill get over this
summer. But I hear its cold,
and celebrates it. When you see it like that, getting naked
so Ill definitely have to pack my Victorias Secret hoodie.
is nothing to be ashamed of. Also, the sex scenes are
FHM: It is indeed pretty cold. What other fun stuff are
beautifully shot, so everyone looks amazing.
you up to?
FHM: True. You also look amazing in this shoot. Did you Stephanie: Work-wise, Im shooting a pilot for a TV show
enjoy it?
and a film. Aside from that, I want to get home to Florida for
Stephanie: It really was so much fun definitely the best
a bit and then hopefully head to the Caribbean for some
shoot I have ever done. It was playful, flirty and sexy. I loved relaxing beach time.
frolicking on the beach with my rubber ducky, popsicles and FHM: Are you a swimmer on a sunbather?
water gun.
Stephanie: Im a beach bum. When my mum was pregnant
FHM: Are you handy with a water pistol?
with me she spent lots of time lying around eating exotic
Stephanie: I like to think I can hold my own when the
fruits on the beach, and that trait has definitely been passed
water starts flying. Not that I always play fair. Im a huge
down to me. Growing up, if I wasnt at school, Id be lying on
prankster, so rather than get involved in a fight, I like to
the beach with friends.
creep up on people and drench them when they least
FHM: Whats the best way for a guy to get your attention
expect it.
on the beach?
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Would
Wife
1 Honey, Im pregnant
This is a classic trick any
girl can play. Ive only done
it once to an ex-boyfriend,
but it worked a treat. Poor
guy. He just went straight
into panic mode.
2 Ketchup cut
I prank my mum at least once a
year. The best one Ive done
involved me pouring ketchup
on my arm, then screaming
that Id cut myself cooking. You
should have seen her face.
My character
knows how to use
her sex appeal to get
what she wants.
Her needs definitely
come first
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S te phanie s
most
S hameless
prank s
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PG-1
Its time to be liberated from yawn-inducing pictures of mono-browed women and haystacks. FHM
uncovers some good, moderately disturbing art.
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Great Wall
of Vagina
RoadKill Art
project
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Toting Tongue
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OWN THE
MORNING
[3]
[6]
[4]
[7]
[8]
[5]
[2]
1. LISTEN UP
Hall & Oatess music will make you
feel like youre the happiest man
alive, no matter what hour of day it
is. Just ask Joseph Gordon-Levitts
character Tom in (500) Days Of
Summer.
`300, local record store
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2. GRIND IT YOURSELF
Throw out that instant coffee and
grind up some beans to get the
freshest possible mug of the good
stuff. Its worth the extra effort,
honest.
Barista , `325,
December 2013
3. DRINK LIKE An
OLYMPIAN
Chuck 250g of Greek yoghurt,
500g of frozen berries and any
other fruit into this, and youre
drinking the breakfast of a Team
GB Olympic swimmer.
Kenwood kMix blender, `1,527 ,
kenwoodworld.com
4. STUDY THE BIBLE
If youre going to trust anyone to
write a bible on breakfast, it should
be a man with a name like Malcolm
Eggs, co-author of this fine book.
The Breakfast Bible, `1,496,
amazon.com
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Co
Materoial
ls
[13]
[9]
[16]
FOUR
THINGS MEN
CAN DO
WITHOUT
IN THE AM
A BEEPING ALARM CLOCK
[10]
[14]
A BISCUIT BREAKFAST
[11]
[15]
[12]
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the Coolest
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DUBAI POLICE
DUBAI POLICE
DUBAI POLICE
DUBAI POLICE
a few
more
Lamborghini
Aventador
Aston Martin
One-77
Price: `2 cr
0-100 kmph: 3.7 seconds
CC: 7300
Top Speed: 320 Kmph
Max power: 750 Bhp
Max torque: 750 Nm
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Carbon
Motors E7
ferrari ff
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cop cars
Qatar
Bugatti Veyrons
desi drive
A look at the
vehicles that
Indian police
gets to drive.
delhi police
South Africa
Lamborghini
Gallardo
Italy
Lamborghini
Gallardo
Germany
Merc Brabus
Rocket CLS
chevrolet tavera
delhi police
toyota innova
Agra Police
Honda CBR
England
USA
Australia
Austria
mumbai Police
Hyundai Accent
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Lamborghini
Gallardo
Dodge Charger
Lotus Exige
Porsche 911
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Mahindra Jeep
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letters
november 2013
Sexy looking
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l e tt e r o f t h e m o n t h
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jokes
access
Rags to riches
Teacher: Imagine you are a
millionaire and write your life
history.
Student didnt write anything.
Teacher: Why are you not
writing?
Student: I am waiting for my
secretary to take notes.
Height of Flirting
Girl calls a boy
Girl: Hello baby
Boy: Ohh janu bolo
Girl: Kahan ho yaar subah se
koi ata pata nahi
Boy: Are hum to khoye huye
hain aapki aankhon me.
Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho?
Boy: Tumhaari photo dekh
raha huin, kahin aur man hi
nahi lag raha.
Girl: Maine to tumhe koi pic
di hi nahi.
Boy: Are mere dil me chapi
hai barson se.
Girl: But hum to parson hi
mile hain.
Boy: Tumhare bina har ek pal
barson hai Pinky.
Girl: Pinky? Ye pinky kaun
hai? Main toh Nisha huin.
Boy: Tumse baat karke main
to sab bhool jata huin.
Girl: Tum Vicky ho na?
Boy: Gharwale to Gaurav
bulate hain, lekin wo galat ho
sakte hain tum nahi.
Girl: Ye 98XXXXXXXX hai
na?
Boy: Ab tak nahi tha par ab
tum kehti ho to yehi hai.
Son Teaching His
Dad How To Eat
OREO Biscuits
Son: Pehle open karo, phir lick
karo aur phir dip karo.
Dad: Son, dont teach you
dad how to fuck.
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Half truth
Pappu: Mumma kal papa
kaamwali ko sofey per leta
kar...
Mom: Bus Beta! Raat ko jab
papa aayen toh phir batana...
Papa ke aatey hi
Mom: Haan beta ab batao
kya hua?
Pappu: Papa kaam wali ko
sofey per leta kar jo Sharma
Uncle aap ke saath karte hain
woh kar rahe the.
Classic insult
Dukandar: Bolo saheb, kya
chahiye?
Customer: Biwi ke kutte ke
liye cake lene aaya hun,
milega kya?
Dukandar: Yahi khaoge ya
parcel karke dun?
CLEVER SHE
A woman and man get into a
car accident. Though their cars
are totally demolished, neither
one of them is hurt. After they
crawl out of the wreckage, the
woman says, Wow, look at our
cars theres nothing left! This
must be a sign from Him that
we should be friends and not
try to pin the blame on each
other. The man replies, Oh
yes, I agree with you
completely. The woman
points to a bottle on the
Be FUNNIER
THAN VIR
DAS
f h m @ m a x p os u r e. i n
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news
access
Bra to Tweet
Oreo is as addictive
as cocaine
American researchers in Connecticut
College Study have said that Oreo
cookies are as addictive as cocaine
because both of them deliver the
same amount of happiness. For the
experiment, scientists fed the cookies
to rats and then studied the
brainwaves. It was found that the
biscuits had the same happy effect on
the rats as that of cocaine. The study
was done to support the belief that
fatty and sugary foods have the same
effect on the brain as drugs.
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grEAT
looking
covers
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4. Constitutional Law:
Principles and Policies by
Erwin Chemerinsky
Its a Bible for law students, professors, and
practitioners.
Great for the office pin-board.
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access
whoS
she?
NAME Rhea
Gupte
Lives in
Mumbai
Occupation
Model and
blogger
Winters coming?
Not for her though
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December
Girl Next
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MOVIES
01
02
Action
Action
Dhoom 3
03
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see i
Lets Sinha,
i
h
ks
or
Sona opular f lp
i s p c a n he
o
h
w
s,
g hit
ur
g ivin ahid K ap
it!
Sh
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a
er
deliv
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Drama
American
Hustle
Parmar, but his life
changes forever when he
sets his eyes on Chanda
(Sonakshi Sinha). What
he doesnt know is that
Chanda is an orphan
whos been raised by her
uncle Manik Parmar!
04
Comedy
Anchorman: The
Legend Continues
05
06
Horror
Carrie
Drama
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PROFILE
07
Fusion Jazz
December 2013
Ankur
Tewari
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He is an avid
Instagrammer and firmly
believes that social
networking camera apps
are a boon for people
who can unknowingly
hone their dexterity in
photography.
He has recently
acquired a record player
and has asked us to
send across a few
records if we stumble
upon them accidently.
Preferably, Led Zeppelin
and Pink Floyd.
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Currently he has
Nischay Parekh and
Prateek Kuhads track on
loop on his iTunes.
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08
Pitch-In
The next
king of indian
FHM HERO
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right temperament
can lead An
average person to
Greatness!
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2013
118
runs
2010
107
runs
vs Australia
Made 118 runs
while chasing a
formidable total of
289 runs.
2011
vs New Zealand
Made 107 runs just
when the top order
tumbled to the
Maoris.
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117
runs
2011
vs West Indies
Made 117 runs to
turn the table
towards his teams
side.
133
runs
2012
vs Sri Lanka
Made 133 runs as he
swiftly dispatched
the ball to the fence
with precision.
183
runs
2012
vs Pakistan
Made 183 runs
while demolishing
arch-rivals Pakistan
with a big century.
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the
records
5000
runs
FHM HERO
my ability. I think that comes
from the upbringing and the
kind of people Ive always had
around me.
FHM: Youve restrained
yourself from publicising
personal affairs in public.
So are you or are you not
looking for a girl?
Virat Kohli: Right now Im
focused on my game. Our
schedule is packed so I dont
really have the time to
maintain a personal life. But
when the times right Id like
to settle for someone simple
and honest and who values
her family like me. Also, a
good sense of humour can
always move me.
FHM: Decode your fashion
style for us?
Virat Kohli: I dont have a
specific style. I wear what I
feel suits me and what Im
comfortable in. I dont really
follow trends.
FHM: What is your fitness
regime?
Virat Kohli: My fitness regime
depends on the time of the
season. Between tours and
series I follow the bare
workout regime. But off
season is where I hit it hard
and am a regular at cardio and
weight training. I believe that
a strong core is essential for
every sportsperson and
therefore I work on it
without fail.
FHM: Any plans on getting
more tattoos?
Virat Kohli: Maybe. Tattoos
are something that are very
dear to me as they define me
as a person and reflect my
personality. However, one
needs to know how to carry
them off without appearing
to come across as loud.
FHM: According to you what
makes a person a great
sportsman his talent or
his temperament?
Virat Kohli: The temperament
is what makes one a good
sportsman. Many players are
overtly talented but they lack
the right composure. I feel
the right temperament can
lead an average person to
greatness.
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THE OSCAR
09
12 YEARS A SLAVE
The brutal and true story of Solomon Northup,
detailing his kidnapping and sale into the
Louisiana slave trade. This Steve McQueen (no,
not that one)-directed flick took top honours at
the Toronto film festival.
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P ic k
Gravity
George Clooney and Sandra Bullock star in
every agoraphobics worst nightmare, as a pair
of astronauts left stranded by a space mission
gone awry. Great on the eye, if not the blood
pressure.
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WINNING
ODDS
Based on a book
+ true story +
historical nasty =
Ashley Dyke
Sandra Bullock
AMERICAN HUSTLE
This telling of a 1970s FBI crackdown on con
artists is as good as an open invitation to give
director David O Russell his long-craved
statuette after near-misses with The Fighter and
Silver Linings Playbook.
DRINK TO
SMUGGLE IN
Rum
and
Coke
Floating in space
+ insane
cinematography x
the Clooney factor
=
White Russian
Superstar dream
team + third-time
luck x J-Law =
Jennifer
Lawrence
Bourbon
on the rocks
Scorsese and
DiCaprio +
Sopranos writer
x true story =
Margot Robbie
Carey Mulligan
Overpriced
Champagne
Pint of
Brooklyn
lager
Coens +
Cannes
success +
Americana =
True story x
Stringer Bell +
EastEnders drum
beats at the end =
Naomie Harris
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South African
Sauvignon Blanc
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IN A NUTSHELL
Issue 04 2013
Mercedes-Benz
www.mercedes-benz.co.in
smarttrucking
April-June 2013
Outdoor
GUIDE
Powered by BharatBenz
SEX
Q4 2013
STEPPING OUT
Arjun Kapoor on
alternate cinema
and switching off
POWERED BY
DRIVING FORCE
How Toto Wolff is
charting out the F1
teams success
THE PRODIGY
A day in Berlin with the most intelligent
car ever built - the new E-Class
HOW THE
PALLET
Guarantee Absolute
Safety of Goods
Trade Secrets of Indias
Top Logistics Players
M aX po s u r e M e di a G r o u p
CAVE-D IN
A dive to the Earth's
core for fun!
moodsplanet.com
moodscondoms moodsplanet
crossings
republik
initiative
Days are
Bright
Nights
Brighter
crossings.in
GAME
10
Game On
Assassins Creed
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GA M E WA RS !
A suicidal
krrish, a
road rash
me too
and Anil
Kapoors 24
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Verdict
The latest instalment of Assassin
Creed excels in open world play .
Another aspect worth mention is
the variety of side missions which
are engaging. As long as youre
online gamers can rate missions
which will go directly to the
developers. The story is no doubt
weak but the naval battles out on
vast open seas surely keep fans
entertained for a long time.
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GAME
arkham
Origins
rkham series
rejuvenated Batman
in the gaming world
the same way
Christopher Nolan did in
Hollywood. Though
Rocksteady was spot on
with Arkham Asylum and
Arkham City, new game
maker Warner Bros has
taken the safe path and
retained the same
gameplay. Arkham
Origins is a prequel to
the series where the cape
crusader hasnt met
arch-nemesis Joker, is not
friends with Gordon yet
and the police find him a
nuisance rather than an
ally. Gotham Citys
underworld king is the
twisted Black Mask. Sick
and tired of the
meddlesome Batman, the
gangster has taken out a
$50,000 bounty on the
Dark Knights head and
the top eight assassins
The cape
crusader
is hunted
down by 8
deadly
assassins
and the
hunter
becomes
the
hunted...
Excitement
level:
01
11
Batman: Arkham
Origins withstood
competition from Grand
Theft Auto V and FIFA
14 to claim the number
one spot in its opening
week in the UK
Time to Bat
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FLASHBACK:
ARKHAM CITY
makes us feel like:
Familiar
gameplay
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Recommended food
and drink: Knuckle
sandwiches, obviously.
Excitement
level:
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nba 2K14
GAME
12
F
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Hot Game
Out Now
WWE
2k14
Come on, admit it, you
were dying to get your
hands on this title just
a little like us!
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FOOTBALLer
scan this page
to watch balotellis
mightiest goals
Mad Mario
Scoring impossible goals, crashing custom made
sports cars, being a party animal and dating
pornstars are the different strokes of Balotelli
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Super
Mario
Balotelli is
controversial par
excellence
Volatile One
(Brawler)
Balotelli had a bust up with his
former boss and ex-Manchester
City manager Roberto Mancini
during training
(Bulls eye)
After scoring against Liverpool,
Baloletti asks the English media
why is he always targeted and
severely criticised
(Fans favourite)
He may fight with his team
mates over who will take the free
kick but he is adored by the fans
because he scores when needed
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e is a genuine match
winner but his antics
off field and on it
have made him an
unpredictable player. Can
Mario Balotelli live up to his
talent and be the worlds most
feared trigger man or will he
remain in page 3 rag? Lets
find out.
FHM: Everyone is talking
about you going back to the
English Premier League and
joining Chelsea. Any truth in
this as you had told the media
that you were treated unfairly
in England?
Balotelli: I have always said I
would find it hard to play for any
English team apart from
Manchester City but in football
you always have to say nothing is
impossible. Towards the end of
my time in England the press just
liked to write about Mario even
if it wasnt true what they were
writing it anyway. That is what
bothered me when people wrote
things that were not true but all
the English press wanted to do
was write about me.
FHM: You are one of the most
talented strikers in the world
but you are better known for
your controversies like burning
down your house or on the
field clash between you and
Roberto Mancini. Have you
now simmered down and well
settled in Milan?
Balotelli: I have been playing at
the top since I was a young age. I
was a young guy at Manchester
City and even younger when I
was at Inter. Like any young man
he takes time to mature just
when you are a professional
football player the world is looking
at you. I feel I have matured now
and just want to concentrate on
my football and being the best.
FHM: This season you joined
AC Milan, arch rivals of your
former club Inter Milan, did
you face hostility from the
fans?
Balotelli: I think the game has
changed not many players stay
at one club their whole career
anymore. Of course you are going
to get hostility in football and
that is fine. What I cant stand is
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racism that is something
completely different. It is
something that there needs to be
a serious punishment for.
FHM: How do you think
English Premier League is
different from the Serie A and
which league, in your opinion,
is more demanding?
Balotelli: I think they are very
different. In England the
defenders are more physical so
that side of the game is tougher
but in Italy normally the setup of
the teams is a lot more defensive
so you have to find the space to
expose defenders. In England the
game is a lot more open.
FHM: If a genie asks you
which club would like to join
what would be your answer?
Balotelli: I am at a great club
now in Milan. The winning
tradition they have in Italy and in
Europe is among the best in the
world. It would not be right to
answer this question especially
when I am at one of the best clubs
in Europe already.
FHM: You have already
worked with Jose Mourinho
do you rate him higher
than Pep Guardiola and other
top coaches?
Balotelli: I can only comment on
coaches I have worked under
and Jose is the best in the world.
We didnt always share the perfect
relationship at Inter but now our
relationship is good and there is
mutual respect between us. He is
one of the most hungry and also
intelligent men in football. He
knows everything about the game
and he knows how to get
everything out of his players.
FHM: Who do you think should
win Ballon dor this year?
Balotelli: I think individually
Messi had the best season but
of course Bayern Munich
achieved very special things last
season in Germany and Europe. It
is an individual award though
and I dont see how anybody can
win it apart from Messi.
FHM: You started wearing a
t-shirt which read Why
Always Me, what was all that
about?
Balotelli: When I asked the kit man
at Manchester City to print it for me
I had no idea how big it would
become. It had more than one
meaning but really it meant why
are you always talking about me. In
the media there was a lot of stuff
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i am not sexually
as bold
as the pictures... id never be seen in clothes like the ones
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F1 Racin
THE
too tall,
too fat
Weighty issues
With the increase in
weight of the F1 car in
2014, the drivers have
to weigh between 60kg
to 65kg. Is this the end
of the road for tall
racers like Button
and Hulkenberg?
for f1
Exclusive expose on page 67
ng Times
Paddock
access to
kimi and
Mercedes
Rosberg
Changing t
The 2014 season will see a radical change in
regulations, for a change most of the teams are
doing celebratory cart wheels. Just Red Bull
isnt. Find out why.
Words: Arup Das
speed junkies
times
01
Radical change
in
car design?
While the jury is still out on how the
Apart from
the fairly awkardlooking front nose in
the 2014 cars, expect
most of the changes
hidden under the
monocoque body
02
change of guard
Daniel ricciardo
felipe massa
Current: ferrari
new team: williamsl
Replaces: pastor M
kimi raikkonen
Current: Lotus
new team: Ferrari
Replaces: Felipe massa
Daniil Kvyat
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New
100kg
fuel cap
rule
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speed junkies
thinner,
shorter
drivers
The significant
change is the new
1.6-litre V6 engine,
which will replace
the 2.4-litre V8
engine. As the V6
has a bigger
turbocharger
assembly that
makes this new unit
heavier and as a
result adds more
weight to the car
body, the current
642kg will go up to
690kg. To
compensate, the
drivers ideal weight
has to be in the
region of 60kg to 65
kg. This is a major
problem for tall
drivers like
McLarens Jenson
Button and Saubers
Nico Hulkenberg.
Martin Whitmarsh,
the McLaren team
principal, has called
upon Formula One to
ditch its self-serving
interest when it
comes to the debate
over driver weight
05
ERS
TO REPLACE KERS
The idea of using a small powered
engine has been panned, but F1 will live
up to its reputation thanks to the
Energy Recovery System, which
captures waste heat dispelled from the
exhaust turbocharger, using an
electrical device known as a Heat
Motor Generator Unit. The waste heat
is stored as an electrical charge until it is
utilised by Kinetic Motor Generator
Unit. This device is connected to the
drive train to deliver the additional
power in the most efficient way. It will
generate 160bhp for 33 secs per lap.
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F1
2013
raikkonen
speed junkies
In the politically correct
Formula One world with back
room politics and bitching,
Kimi Raikkonen stands out as
an odd ball. While drivers are
busy smooching their new
2014 teams tail pipes and
proclaiming it to be a dream
come true moment, the
Iceman simply explains why
he will join Ferrari next year,
I am leaving Lotus because
of money troubles. They
havent paid my salary. The
Finn is known for his gifted
talent and his I dont give a
damn attitude. FHM digs
out his tough to get but
famous quotes.
On whether he has ever
got angry and jumped up
and down and shouted:
Kimi Raikkonen: Yeah,
many times. Of course,
youre not happy if you
retire or something, but I
guess it happens more in
normal life than in racing.
FHM: On the kinds of
things that get him
angry:
Kimi Raikkonen: If you
keep asking me questions
like these, youll see for
yourself.
On the most exciting
moment during a race
weekend:
Kimi Raikkonen: I think
its the race start, always.
On the most boring
moment:
Kimi Raikkonen: Right
now, indulging in plenty of
plain talk.
On what he does the
night before the race:
Kimi Raikkonen: I sleep!
On his helmet rituals
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Kimi Raikkonen: It
protects my head.
On whats on his iPod:
Kimi Raikkonen: Mostly
Finnish music, all sorts. You
wouldnt know it, so it
doesnt matter what I say.
FHM: On his hobbies?
Kimi Raikkonen: I collect
walnuts.
FHM: On missing the
presentation by Pele...
Kimi Raikkonen: Yes. I
was having a shit.
FHM: On whats the 5th
grid place like?
Kimi Raikkonen: Its the
5th grid place.
On how does it feel to
drive at 300 kmph?
Kimi Raikkonen: It feels
normal.
On what does one have
to do to become one of
his friends?
Kimi Raikkonen: Ive
gotmy friends and
thatsenough. Im not
onthelookout for
new ones.
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speed junkies
NICO ROSBERG
The Mercedes GP driver rose to
the ranks of Formula One in
2006, won his first race in China
in 2012 and finished second in
2013 Indian GP. FHM met the
German behind the wheel to talk
aerodynamics, music and nuts!
Words: Anoushka Christy
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speed junkies
Alonso can
crack nuts with
his neck and he is
also a magician.
in touch 10 years on and they still
come to my races.
FHM: Do you like motorcycles?
Nico Rosberg: I like them, but I
dont go on motorbikes because I
dont like taking the risk. I think
theyre very dangerous for me, as
I know that if I go on a motorcycle
I would want to go fast, so I stay
away. But what I do like a lot is
Motorcross in the mountains its
more about endurance and thats
fun. I dont do it for the exercise,
just for fun.
FHM: You were offered a place
at Londons Imperial College
to study aerodynamics, but
you chose racing. Why?
Nico Rosberg: Because this is a
lot more fun, more cool and way
more exciting. Aerodynamics is
the most important part of
building an F1 car though. The
guy doing aerodynamics is the
one deciding how fast the car is
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Will Bremridge
Almost
one year
ago, Britain
manufactured
its last ever
typewriter.
The machine, a Brother CM-1000,
came off the production line in
November, was given to a museum for
safe-keeping and that was
that. For many, the sound of the
Wrexham factorys metal gates
clanging shut for the final time was
also the sound of the last nail being
driven into the coffin of British
industry. It was official, the experts
announced: Britain was no longer
a country that built things.
Its now 11 months later and
a lot of those same experts are going
quiet. New studies have shown that
while the economy is still a long way
from rallying (unemployment hovers at
around 7.8%), there are reasons to be
cheerful. Chief among these reasons?
Were making stuff again.
You read that right. Britain still
makes stuff. And its good stuff,
too. The sort of stuff everyone
from newly minted young families in
the suburbs of Shanghai to elite
European militaries want to own.
In September, global financial boffins
were stunned to discover the UK
economy had been given a totally
unexpected shot in the arm, after the
British manufacturing sector expanded
sizably for its fifth consecutive month.
The short of it: our countrys output is
rising at its fastest rate for almost 20
years.
FHM decided to pay a visit to a man
whose never-say-die spirit and
entrepreneurial attitude is helping
reignite the touch paper of British
industry. Situated by the mouth
of the River Severn, surrounded
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When I get
stuck into
something,
im obsessive
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Marley Kate
Love
AT
WORK
Dr Sandra Wheatley
With 20 years
experience as
a psychologist,
Dr Sandra knows
what your
mannerisms, clothes
and lunchbox say
about you.
Even if you dont.
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Tara Daynes
Human resources
(HR) expert Tara
knows so much
about the world
of employment,
she could probably
get the Queen
fired if she put her
mind to it.
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FHMs funnymanat-large. Really
enjoys the
company of women.
Check danielsloss.
com for details
of his brilliant
stand-up comedy
tour in Britain
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Love
AT
WORK
True
story!
IM AN
OFFICESEX
ADDICT
December 2013
Love
AT
WORK
Youre desperate to
confess your love
On the verge of fessing up
your feelings? Read this
next word very carefully:
dont. Never ever mention to
a girl youre not dating how
much you like them, says
Daniel. The second the
words leave your mouth, you
realise how creepy you
sound. Hey, I know this
might be slightly weird, but
I just wanted to let you
know You just wanted to let
her know? Why do we always
phrase it like that? Were
setting ourselves up to fail.
Youve realised
you have nothing
in common
Hr
alert!
Youve been
caught in
the act
There is risk aplenty
here, warns Tara. Its best
to be discreet and resist the
temptation of the office sex
fantasy as the consequences
could be far worse than a
staple in the bottom. I know
one couple who were caught
in a compromising position
in a store cupboard at work
and were both sacked.
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story!
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True
story!
Love
AT
WORK
I SLEPT
WITH
THE
INTERN
HOW TO
DRESS
FOR
WORK
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Ill-fitting is unflattering.
A lot of websites always
have offers on
multi-shirt buys. They
measure you up too, so
theyll fit like a glove. I
always stress that half
the battle is in the fit.
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You touchy
too muchy
H
ale r
rt!
An absolute HR
minefield, says Tara.
Remember that one
persons harmless flirting is
someone elses harassment
and, legally, the reaction of the
recipient trumps the intention
of the flirter. This is an easy
line to cross inadvertently, so
best avoid it altogether or
stick to brief touches in safe
areas such as arms. Steer clear
of bums and waists.
Never underestimate
the importance of
smelling good. Fresh
and clean fragrances like
Davidoff Cool
Water or Shay & Blue
Sicilian Limes are great
for everyday wear.
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Love
AT
WORK
Hair and make-up: marco antonio using dermalogica, mac and krastase. Styling: hayley lawrence. Bra, myla; skirt
and shirt, primark; stockings, marks & spencer. All true story names have been changed
HOW SHE
KNOWS
THAT YOU
LIKE HER
ON SET
I couldnt
relate
To my
friends.
I felt like
an alien
the fashion
Childhood lost
In Year 8, while you were faking the flu to try to get out of
PE, Rupert Grint was riding a broomstick and getting shouted
at by Alan Rickman. By Year 10, as you tried to hide your
boner during a game of spin the bottle, Grint was waving his
wand at dementors and shooting the shit with Gary Oldman.
It sounds like every kids idea of a dream come true, but the
reality was that he missed out on so many of the shared
experiences that the rest of us take for granted.
My life completely changed, he recalls. I went back to
school in Year 9 to do some exams, and I hadnt really been
there for two years. I couldnt relate to any of my friends any
more, because I had such a different life. I felt like an alien.
Even the most basic of hair gel-induced alterations that
everyone makes in their teens was off-limits to Grint until he
was well into his 20s. I could never change, he says. I
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UNIMAGINABLE RICHES
Thats not to say hes keeping all his cash in some gigantic
Harry Potter-headed piggy bank. Hes just spent it on slightly
more, lets say, unusual things. When he passed his driving
test, he bought an ice-cream van complete with Mr Whippy
machine and jolly jingle. To get to V Festival a few years back,
he bought a second-hand VW Camper Van. Other purchases
have included an indoor ice-rink at his family home, and a
fully functional hovercraft. And his latest project? Im trying
to put a slide on the side of my flat its got a roof garden and
the slide will go down to the floor below, he says. But its not
up yet. Ive had some complaints. And in perhaps the least
glamorous spending spree in Hollywood history, he recently
went through a particularly unusual eBay phase, buying Royal
Mail memorabilia from fleeces and postbags to miniature
souvenir letterboxes.
It doesnt take a psychoanalyst to spot the pattern in these
purchases. Grint seems to spend a lot of money on items that
could hardly be more symbolic of the childhood he never had.
But he isnt buying this stuff out of some weird fixation; hes
just buying it because its fun, and because he can. Most
surprisingly for someone who never got to be a kid like the
rest of us, make mistakes and learn the hard way, spike his
hair and skip school and smoke a cigarette behind the bike
sheds, Grint is a totally regular chap. Someone you could
enjoy a round of golf with (though hed probably beat you),
and chat to over a pint (though youd be constantly
interrupted by camera-wielding fans).
He may be unimaginably famous, a hell of a lot wealthier
than you, and own some pretty weird shit, but Rupert Grint is
about as nice and normal a young man as youre likely to
meet. He may not have the aura of a Hollywood star, but that
seems to suit him just fine. This is a man who didnt go out
looking for fame, but had it thrust upon him as a young lad; a
man who now continues to act because he relishes the
challenge, and because hes actually pretty darn good
at it. And he does it all with a smile on his face, and an easy,
laidback spirit. In his own words, I came into this on a bit of
a fluke. Im just enjoying the ride.
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the fashion
Im trying to put
a slide on the side
of my flat. Ive had
some complaints
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g u i d e to m a n
b o ots
December 2013
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to
Learnk
coo
Christmas
Goodies
The starter
Coz Turkey is as Christmasy as the fat man and presents
the dox
unorathrtoer
st
Pan seared
Kamchatka Crab
Cake
THE RECIPE
Cooking time 15 minutes
Ingredients
300g crab meat from claws,
finely diced.
5 number kafir lime leaves,
finely shreddedd
Salt to taste
Pepper to taste
2 portions egg yolk
1 tbsp cornstarch
2 tbsp olive oil
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UPGRADE food
American
Butterball Turkey
Breast
the
me at
THE RECIPE
Cooking time 30 minutes
Ingredients
4 pieces turkey breast (skinless
and boneless)*
12 strips oak smoked bacon
3 tbsp virgin olive oil
3 tbps lemon juice
24 finely chopped sage leaves
100 gms chestnut
100 gms apricot
Salt and peppercorn to taste
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UPGRADE food
The Dessert
Make it a very plum Christmas!
the druntk
desser
Plum Pudding
THE RECIPE
Cooking time 30 minutes
Ingredients
365 gms unsalted butter
375 gms brown sugar
6 eggs
375 gms finely chopped apple
100 gms cornflour
8 gms baking powder
200 gms fresh cream
1800 gms alcohol soaked fruit
25 ml dark rum
25 ml brandy
75 gms dark caramel
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U P G R A D E gadge t s
martwatches could do a
lot more than just
popping notifications,
but manufacturers have not been
able to cite a compelling case for
why people need them. When
you think about it, the
smartwatch could become an
inseparable part of your
personality, just like your
handheld device, but does it
really serve the purpose? Yes, it
mildly does. We say mildly
because the two devices your
smartwatch and your phone are
interconnected via a Bluetooth,
which might act up at times.
Functionality
Unlike other BT enabled
products, this one takes a dig on
your efforts and time, as you
need to install a Smart Connect
App on your Android phone.
This Smart Connect App
manages what gets sent to the
watch, be it messages or call
notifications. So in a nutshell,
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watch ruhan 2
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for moreon a
days
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single ch
against
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Weight: 26 grams
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these gadgets
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One of the most essential gadget an urban lad should carry is a portable Bluetooth speaker.
Now, speaking of portable, the first word that comes to your mind is lightweight. But, this
product is a complete anamoly. Trubeats Metal, as the name suggests, is built with a metal
alloy drum to produce the loudest sound from possibly the smallest space. It measures 57 x
62 mm in dimensions and weighs just 315g. Designed to deliver a power packed heavy bass
sound, the Bluetooth enabled portable device also has a built in mic that delivers loud sound
for both party and calls. Owing to its metal bezel, the sound that is reproduced is concrete,
crisper and heavier. The sound box also gives an ample playback time of more than 6 hours
which is certainly not the best, but neither is bad. What amazed us was the bass output of
this portable player which certainly stands apart as a stellar feature for this price.
Price `2995
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Micromax turbo
The C720 is aimed for first time laptop users who dont want to burn a hole in their pockets. In the grand scheme of things, its the C720s price point
that makes it appealing while on a smaller scale its this notebooks excellent performance that makes it stand out amongst peers. From the outside, the
grey shaded Chromebook gives a fairly utilitarian and business-esque look. The keys are also solid and can be used to type quickly, which is of particular
importance for many users. The touch is a tad bit unresponsive, albeit only power users will feel so. What comes as a surprise is the fact that the laptop
doesnt heat up and is deadly quiet. Performance is where the Acer C720 shines, and anyone who plans to use the system regularly for work or as a
primary laptop will find no flaws. For us, the Acer C720 stands taller than the Samsung Series 3 Chromebook..
Price `22,999
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A mans
guide to
Dogs
A pet pup could be your new best friend, but
only if you choose the right breed. Heres all
that need to know to pick the perfect pooch
for you
Words Dan Masoliver Photography Marco Vittur
Cavalier KING
CHARLES SPANIEL
Dottie, 7 years old
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UPGRADE pooch
01 Dachshund
Tiger, 5 years old
02 Dobermann
Bruno, 8 years old
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right dog for me?
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UPGRADE pooch
03 Cocker Spaniel
Layla, 3 years old
04 Yorkshire Terrier
Zack, 4 years old
05 Akita
Hugo, 3 years old
FYI
r pet by
If you plan to transport you
double
air, you will have to pay for
the dog.
and
cage
the
of
ght
wei
the
s and
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will pay
the cage is of 20 kilos, you
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for (20+10)x2. Only Jet Airw
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Air
and
not
India. Train is cheaper, but
a lot of
really advisable because of
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formalities, plus its not safe
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06 Beagle
Bteezer, 5 months old
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07 Jack Russell
Miley, 8 years old
08 Chihuahua
Toby, 2 years old
FYI
Friendicoes-SECA
is a charity that cares for
pets,
abandoned and unwanted
providing veterinary
care and shelter. To find out
more or to donate, find them
on www.facebook.com/
friendicoes.
07
09 Staffordshire
Bull Terrier
Mylo, 4 years old
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Why dogs
really are
Mans Best
Friend
Its been emotional
Dogs are the only critters
in the animal kingdom
that can read emotion in
humans. Science types at
the University of Lincoln
found that after 15,000
years of domestication,
dogs have developed the
ability to tell if were
happy, sad or angry just by
looking at our ugly mugs.
Super sniffers
Your dog could save your
life, and not just by pulling
you out of a burning
building or by alerting
someone that youre stuck
down a well. French
researchers found some
breeds can be trained to
detect prostate cancer, just
by sniffing your piss.
Canine connection
Contagious yawning
when you yawn because
the person youre with
just has is a
subconscious way of
displaying empathy for
our fellow man, and the
more empathy you feel
for others, the more likely
you are to yawn when
someone else does. But
dogs do this too,
according to researchers
at the University of
Tokyo, showing that they
are genuinely
emotionally connected
to people.
Clever girl
Dogs can understand up
to 250 words and signals,
which linguistically makes
them about as smart as a
two-year-old human. This
means theyre able to fetch
an item like a ball just by
hearing the word for it.
The smartest poochies are
Border Collies, Poodles,
German Shepherds and
Golden Retrievers.
The dumbest? Shaggy old
Afghan Hounds.
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Musical
intervention
Blokes and others its the last month of a year that flew by in a jiffy, but it also saw a billion and a
half musical escapades starting from Tiestos India tour to Above and Beyonds numerous stopovers
in India, just in case you missed all of them, to keep up the trend weve got you a round-up of
Decembers hottest gigs.
Avicii India Tour
6, 7, 8 Dec; Mumbai, Bangalore & Delhi
The world #3 deejay is all set to blast your
EDM senses with his 3-city tour. Starting the
tour with Mumbai, then moving on to
Bengaluru and finally hitting Delhi Avicii is
back in the country after his debut tour in 2011.
For EDM novices, Avicii is the Platinum selling
#3 artist on the worldwide DJ Mag polls and
has made the world groove to his hits such as
Le7els, Bromance and Silhouettes.
Sunburn Festival
27, 28, 29 Dec; Candolim Beach, Goa
Sunburn has undoubtedly put India on the
global EDM map. This year marks the seventh
edition of this beachside fiesta with headlining
acts like Axwell, Afrojack, Markus Schulz and
James Zabiela amongst others.
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NH7 Weekender
14, 15 Dec; Kolkata
NH7 is a name that needs no introduction.
The people behind NH7 have tagged their
baby as the happiest music festival of India
and damn, theyre right. This time, they foray
into Kolkatas musical ensemble, which is a first
for the city and will also mark the last leg of
the 4-city Weekender edition for 2013.
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U P G R A D E f e s t i va l
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2. Sony Portable
Charger
Amidst the heavy check-ins
on Foursqaure,
simultaneous clicks on
Instagram and relentless
tweeting on your pick of
the live acts, your phone
suddenly conks off. So how
do you feed your socially
connected animal inside
you? We just carry a
handy portable mobile
charger and it gets us back
in action. Price `1250
3. Neutrogena
Sunblock
Keep in mind that 90% of
the damage done to your
skin can be attributed to the
sun. So if you insist on
being out and about, at
least use a good sunscreen.
This Neutrogena Sunblock
with SPF 50 should
preserve your native skin
tone even when youre in
the thick of festival
shenanigans.
Price `180
4. Himalaya Gentle
Wipes
Cleaning up using a wet
wipe, unlike the
conventional method of
cleaning using water and a
cloth wipe, does not drain
the skin of its moisture and
leave it dry. Also, they are
disposable and save you
tlugging and washing soiled
towels/napkins.
Price `50
5. Victorinox
Swiss Knife
From opening beer bottles
to fixing tents, a Swiss knife
always comes to the rescue.
A sought-after, all-in-one
survival kit, the Victorinox
15 Tool Swiss Knife is the
ideal go-to option. It also
comes with a key ring so
you dont lose it.
Price `1200 onwards
COCKTAILS
THAT will keep you warm
Really Manly
Brandy cocktails
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U P G R A D E c o c k ta i l s
Ginger Loves
to Gossip
Citric
Connection
LaLune Jaune
Bangkok
Surprise
45ml Brandy
4 Pineapple Chunks
1 tbsp Anise Seeds
15ml Lime Juice
15ml Sugar Syrup
30ml Pineapple Juice
2 dashes of
Angustura Bitters
Muddle pineapple, anise
seeds and sugar syrup in
a glass, pour brandy along
with diluted lime juice and
pineapple juice.
Add some crushed ice
and shake hard for 10
seconds before straining
it in the glass. Top with
Angustura bitters.
Amigo
45ml Brandy
1 tbsp Orange
Marmalade
15ml of Lime Juice
15ml Monin Triple Sec
1 Orange Zest
Muddle lime and sugar in
a glass, add brandy and
pour a tbsp of
marmalade. Dilute
15ml Monin Triple
Sec in the glass,
add 1 Orange zest,
fill the glass with
some crushed ice, stir
the mixture and serve.
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45ml Brandy
4 Orange Chunks
20ml Passion
Fruit syrup
15ml Lime Juice
A dash of Soda
Muddle orange with lime
and passion fruit in
glass, pour the brandy,
add some crushed ice to
it, shake and strain it in
the glass.
45ml Brandy
40ml of Triple Sec
1 Orange Chunk
15ml of Lime Juice
60 ml Beer
A dash of Soda
Muddle orange in a
glass, pour the brandy,
Triple sec and lime juice.
Top it with beer and add
some soda before
serving.
Side Kick
45ml brandy
15ml of Triple sec
10ml of Monin
Spicy Syrup
20ml of Lime juice
Pour brandy in a glass
and dilute the Triple sec
and Monin Spicy syrup
to it. Now add the lime
juice and some cracked
ice. Shake and strain it
in the glass. Serve.
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45ml Brandy
20 ml Ginger Lime
Cordial
10ml Lime Juice
30ml Sprite
60ml Soda
Pour the brandy in a
glass and top it with
ginger lime cordial, lime
juice, Sprite and soda.
Add some cracked ice,
stir gently and serve.
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Pick a watch like you pick your friends... carefully. Here are a few of
the new watches that you can consider buying.
THE POSH
tie
Knot Happening
Right tie for the right suit and the right man
Just because those under
dressed colleagues of
yours will frown when they
see you wearing a tie
doesnt mean you burn
yours. Again, a tie not only
adds class to your daily
suit, but it also makes you
feel confident. And you
THE CLASSY
h ow to
ro c k i t
Court a victory
so c c er s h oes
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Warm Up!
B l a z ers
Two blazers that are good to wear tonight for the office party, or to the client
meet tomorrow, or even at the weekend date with that new intern.
h ow to
ro c k i t
Pair it with one of those
straight fit denims or
khakis and youll be ready
to rick the world.
Chain Up
Cold outside,
hot inside
Its beginning to get
cold outside, which
probably means
some prick in the
accounts team
would switch off the
air conditioning
every 6 minutes,
but you freeze off
your nipples by the
time you get your
car in the parking.
What you need is a
windbreaker to tide
you over. Try on this
one from Adidas.
Switching Sides
t h e g re a t sw i t c h
FHM
LOVES
Price at `5000
`4000, Burton
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tees a n d s h oes
Polos
FHM
LOVES
Wearing a polo is
not as mundane as
you think
BUTTON IT TO
THE TOP
(Indie/Prep Look)
Match them with slim fit or
straight fit denims.
Never Tuck It In
Lighten up the
day
Dawn of
the dead
Time To Shine
polo p a ls
A knit
in time
(Else dont)
Before buying a polo, check the
size chart. Its very important. You
cant really go wrong with the fit
when you are wearing a polo.
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the
Boss
THE
BRAND
Dabur CApsico
THE
BOTTLE
THE
TASTE
THE
VERDICT
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American Garden
Tapatio
B
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Sainsburys
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Man Thing
time to
reboot
UPGRADE boots
Levis
CAT
`7000
`11500
FHM
LOVES
wildcraft
woods
tommy hilfiger
WoodLand
WoodLand
`3500
LIBERTY
`4000
`10000
`9000
WoodLand
`5500
`3300
1. Chukka
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2. Chelsea
`4500
There is nothing
wrong in tucking in
your denim inside your
boots, but make sure
your boots are worth
the show.
`12,000
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4. Hiking boots
woods
`9500
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UPGRADE girlfriend
scan this page
for more pictures
of rinks
On why she
has more
bikinis than
shirts
whoS
she?
Full Name Rina
Charaniya
Lives in
Mumbai
Occupation
Actor
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Call it
self-obsession
or whatever
else, but I always
find myself hot.
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Anyone over
100 kgs
People struggle with weight
issues for all kinds of reasons:
perhaps they have a weird hormonal
problem, or maybe they resemble
Tuntun because their uncle tried
to kiss them when they were 12.
Nobody wants to be morbidly
super-obese, and its mean to mock
the afflicted. But saying that
if theres anything more shudderinducing than feeling jiggling
blubber press against your arm,
weve yet to experience it.
Your recent ex
Why is she on this train, in this
carriage? As she clocks you,
both your hearts sink. Itd be weird
if she sat by you, but even weirder
if she didnt. So you end up sharing
a seemingly endless journey that
makes you want to die of fistbiting awkwardness and one-sided
inappropriate horniness.
A 4-year-old boy
Few things are more nervejangling than a small boy. If
hes not playing ADHD Warriorz at
full fucking volume on his 3DS, hes
squawking at his knackered mum to
give him another fistful of candy,
or elbowing you in the ribs while
doing his hilarious pterodactyl
impression. Our advice? When
nobodys looking, lean in and
hiss, Santa Claus isnt real, yknow.
Thatll give him something
to contemplate.
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The local
loonbag
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A chatty old-timer
Its easy to halt a strangers
misguided chattiness: oneword answers, phone-fiddling and
glaring out the window normally
does it. But youd have to be stonecold heartless to shrug off some
lonely old chuffer when he leans
over to inform you that hes off to
visit his late wifes grave to lay down
the tragic bunch of 24-hour-garage
chrysanthemums hes gripping. Hell
have you fighting back tears within
three stops.
You, with a
hangover
You drank eight pints last
night and now you look, feel and
smell like a dead horses nutsack. So
you have a 20-minute shower, lather
on deodorant, brush your teeth
twice, swallow some mouthwash,
squirt on some aftershave. Pointless,
all of it. Within seconds of leaving
the house, your hangover seeps
back through your pores and up
out of your throat, leaving the poor
stranger next to you inhaling a
manky fog of stale beer, fag-butts
and partially vommed kebab.
A stag dos
Stag dos are an amazing laugh
when youre on one, and mindscrapingly annoying if youre merely
forced to sit in the vicinity of one on
a trip to Europe during a lengthy
train journey. Unless, of course, you
enjoy watching pissed-at-10am
blokes in wigs cackling and
screaming tiresome in-jokes at each
other while pretending to bum an
inflatable sheep in which case, fill
yer boots...
See you next
month
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