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Tungkung Langit was an industrious, loving, and kind god whose chief concern was

to impose order over the whole confused set-up of things. He assumed


responsibility for the regular cosmic movement. On the other hand, Alunsina was a
lazy
One day, Tungkung Langit told his wife about their bed set-up.
TL: Alunsina, I just dont see the need to make the bed every day with all those
pillows. Do we have to?
Alunsina: Yes, because it looks better and what if someone comes over?
TL: Who? These pillows just get in the way and clutter up the room when we go to
bed. And were only 2 of us that lived here.
Alunsina (sigh): Dear, just do it for me, okay?
TL: Okay, okay. Can we talk about this chaotic disturbances in the flow of time and
in the position of things you want me to come with you on, please?
Alunsina: What about it?
TL: I dont want any new problems. Im fine with what Ive got for our plan.
Alunsina: Bruce, most of your plan in positioning of things should be thrown out. In
fact, if you dont go through your plans, I will and get rid of most of your horribly
plan in positioning of things.
TL: Please dont do that. Ill make sure that the things are in properly order. Look,
Im just comfortable planning stuffs.
Alunsina: Its a girl thing and, dont forget, I was planning to create a good output.
TL: Ahhh, but you used it.
Alunsina: You hurt my feelings.
TL: What? I hurt your feelings because I didnt pursue your efforts?
Alunsina: Yes, you did. Dont you remember what we learned from that book I got
you to read?
TL: What book?
Alunsina: The Five Languages of Love. And my languages were?
TL: Oh, yeah, I remember. Thats one of the New Age books you so love. Your
language was receiving gifts. I remember.
Alunsina: No, that was one of two that applied to me. The other was spending time
together.

TL: Well, I dont see how watching a chick-flick is spending time together. You drool
over the clothes and I end up falling asleep.
Alunsina: Thats not the point. Anyway, were getting you some new clothes and
Im getting those knee-high boots I showed you.
TL: Why dont you just get whatever you think looks good at me and Ill wait at the
Sports Bar, please (winking)?
At that moment, Tungkung Langit reaches over and gives his wife a big kiss.
Though she clearly wants to continue the conversation, Tungkung Langit puts his
hand over her mouth and with a big smile says, Shhhh, and kisses her again.

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