MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Dear Southwest D.C. Neighbours,

Since the early hours of November 9th I have had the pleasure of watching you
rant, gnash your teeth, and rend your J Crew jackets over the defeat of the
Dowager Empress of Chappaqua (AKA Hillary Clinton). Who, according to you
babbling harpies and Beta Males I had to endure in the queue in the All About
Burger, running on the treadmill at Waterside Fitness, or while walking my dog
near the Titanic Memorial, was due "her" turn to be the "First Woman"
President. Y'all prattled on with this drivel because she was the Senior Class
President at Wellesley (and your point???) and/or was First Lady under (and I
mean that literally) Bitt Clinton.

WeIl she was the first - the First Woman First to Lose a Major US Presidential
Election; sounds pretty good doesn't it? What, it doesn't? WelI it is a damn
sight better than saying she deserved to be the POUTUS because she had a
bloody vaqina! She was also the first woman presidential candidate to be under
a Federal investigation for compromising national security secrets. I believe FBI
Director Comey's exact words were, "Careless...in handling...highly classified

information".
Now I realize many of you have adult-children attending institutions of learned
education like American University and Oberlin College, who are desperately
crying out for "Safe Spaces" from the Big, Bad Mr. Trump while they burn the
American FIag. WelI I have good news, you can keep your Pajama Boy or little
Julia on your insurance coverage for their retarded behavior till they are 26
years old or January 20th; whichever comes first! Your tears of unfathomable
sadness are delicious!

for those of you sipping your overpriced organic caffe mochas at the 4'h
Street Starbucks who haven't been west of the Potomac since you went skiing in
Colorado last winter or would ring-up the fat bastard Clinton Campaign worker
in the golf cart to pull down the Trump-Pence posters I put up on our street,
know this - You can blame Comey; FOX News; my
family in Montgomery, Alabama; or hell even blame
the Russians (hey, didn't your Barry the Light Giver
say the 1980s wanted their foreign policy back), but
THE NOVEMBER REVOLUTION is upon you!
So

Because elections have consequences and you don't

know what best for Middle America,

The Smiling Neighbour
PS. Face it, your candidate

just plain sucked!

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!