"UNTITLED" Minor/Major Project

Written By
Daniel Reason

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TITLE SCREEN - "UNTITLED"

SCENE 1
Camera shows two people (a Man and a Woman) sleeping in
their bed. The camera then shows a digital clock, which is
on the Man's side of the bed - the clock reads "03:00". The
shot pans from the clock to the Man's grinning face. The
camera then focuses on the Woman's side of the bed, as we
see her asleep. The Man then comes into the shot, still with
his grinning expression. He starts to nudge the Woman, as he
wants her to wake up.
ALEX
(Excited) Tina, Tina...Wake up.
Tina groans. Alex gets a little frustrated.
ALEX
(Excited, but angry) Tina, for
fuck's sake, Tina! Wake up!
Tina groans, angrily, but does then open her eyes and look
towards Alex, but without moving.
TINA
(Tired) What is it!?
ALEX
(Excited) Oh, Tina.
Tina turns and looks at Alex.
TINA
(Tired/annoyed) What do you want
from me?
Camera shows Alex looking down at Tina, while he still has
the same excited expression.
ALEX
(Excited) What do I want?
Tina looks worried.
ALEX
(Loud and excited) I want to play a
game!
Tina looks a bit scared. The shot then goes back to Alex,
who has just put a Spider-man mask on. Tina is starting to
look very confused and worried. Alex then grabs to web spray
cans from under the bed. Tina starts to panic. Alex starts

to laugh, like an Movie villian.

END SCENE
SCENE 2
The scene starts in a bathroom, where a man is getting
dressed. He is speaking to himself.
ALEX
And there are people who say that
you're involved? That you might be
responsible. That you're a very
dangerous man.
While the man is focusing, the camera continuously cuts to
different shots of parts of Alex's clothing, which he is
sorting out. Straightening out his sleeves, Fixing his
collar Neatening his hair, and sorting his jacket out.
ALEX
(loud/happy) HA!
Alex then closes the cabinet on the wall, which has a mirror
on it. As it is now closed we can now see that Alex is
wearing a (lollipop man) Crossing Guard's uniform.
ALEX
I'll show them!
Alex then bends down out of the shot, as he seems to pick up
something off of the floor. He picks up something, and he
starts to put something on his head. He then stands back up
and we see that he has just put a Donald Trump mask on. He
then walks out of the room, laughing to himself.
ALEX
(Excited) Haha haha.
END SCENE
SCENE 3
Darth Vader, played by Tim, is looking at his reflection in
the mirror, in the bathroom.
DARTH VADER
(Heavy breathing. Then starts
coughing.)
While Darth Vader is coughing, he tries to get something out
of his pocket. He manages to get it and it's an asthma pump.
He uses the pump, stops coughing and stops heavy breathing,

also.
Darth Vader then leaves the bathroom, with the camera
following him. He spots Luke Skywalker, played by George, at
the end of the corridor. Vader goes to grab his light-saber
from his side, he starts it, but then it flops - so now the
sword no longer stays up straight. He panics and looks at
the light-saber. He turns around because he doesn't want to
look to see. He starts whacking his light-saber as he wnats
it to get back up again. Luke walks into the shot.
LUKE
(Confused) Erm...Father, what are
you doing?
Vader turns around and looks at Luke.
DARTH VADER
(Shocked) Oh, nothing, nothing.
Vader then turns his light-saber on again, hoping it will
now work. It works, but is now pulsing, but is happy that it
works anyway.
DARTH VADER
(Happy) Ha ha!
Luke is still a bit confused.
DARTH VADER
So, we meet again Luke Skywalker,
for the last time!
LUKE
Not today, Father.
Luke starts his light-saber. The pair are about to start
fighting, but then Darth Vader notices something.
DARTH VADER
(Confused) Wait a minute, you're
wearing black! That's my colour.
I'm the bad guy!
LUKE
But you're not wearing black,
that's dark blue.
DARTH VADER
(Angry) It is not!
LUKE
It is so. It's navy.

DARTH VADER
(Calm) Come here, Luke. Look at it
a little closer.
Luke walks over to Vader to see if it navy or black. Luke
bends and gets a closer Luke, but then suddenly Vader gets
his Light-saber and kills Luke by stabbing him in the chest.
DARTH VADER
(Happy) Haha haha.
Although Vader is happy that Luke will now be quiet, he has
just realised that he has killed his son.
DARTH VADER
(Sad) Oh no, What have I done!?
He kneels down and grabs Luke.
DARTH VADER
(Crying) I'm an animal. (Crying)
END SCENE
SCENE 4
A police-man, played by Tim, is walking along the street,
past a park. The camera pans from his feet to his head. Tim
turns and looks through the park fence and then walks out of
the shot. He then walks back into something and starts to
look at something that he had noticed from before. The
camera shows a blind man, played by George, walking along
the path. Tim turns his head from looking at the blind man,
and we then see that he is now looking at a "keep off the
grass" sign. Tim looks back at George as he knows that he's
going to walk on the grass.
Tim is scared that George will walk on the grass, so he runs
to the Park gates, where he'd be closer to the situation.
Cuts to a long shot that shows the blind man slowly walking
towards the grass. It then cuts back to Tim's scared face drums start playing when it cuts to him. This will repeat,
until the blind man has finally stepped onto the grass. At
this point, the camera then focuses again on Tim's face, but
with a "dun dun dun" style noise in the background. The
camera then reverses, to showing the police-man running to
the blind-man. The camera stays with this shot but then pans
to a commentator (played by Alex), who is sitting in his
over-looking tower.

COMMENTATOR
(Excited)...And he's doing it now.
The most stupendous, the most
incredible, crime of the Century.
We see the police man running around the grass, while he's
trying to get the blind man off. The blind man falls over.
COMMENTATOR
(Fast and excited) Oh no! Falling
down. What a terrible sight, but we
love it!
The blind man gets up and walks away towards the flowers.
COMMENTATOR
(Excited) And he's back on his
feet. Oh, just look at that grass!
What a silly old twit!
The commentator notices that he's walking to the flowers.
COMMENTATOR
(Worried, but still loud and
Excited) Wait a minute! He's
heading towards the bushes, the
beautiful bushes. Oh no, there's
flowers there. He's heading towards
the flowers!
The camera focuses on the flowers, while still showing the
blind man approaching them with his walking cane. The lowers
start talking to each other.
FLOWER #1
Oh, what a beautiful day.
FLOWER #2
It is a truly beautiful day indeed,
Gerald.
FLOWER #1
The sun is shining, the birds are
singing...
The blind man's cane slashes one of the flowers' heads off.
FLOWER #1
(Scared) Oh fucking hell! You
bastard! You killed Benjamin! I'm
going to destroy you, you
little....

The blind man's cane then slashes the other flowers' head
off.
FLOWER #1
(Injured) Oh, Jesus Christ!
The commentator has noticed what he has done to the flowers,
while the blind man starts to walk away.
COMMENTATOR
Oh my word! Just take a look of
those flowers! They have been well
and truly destroyed!
A football has just landed on the grass.
COMMENTATOR
Wait a minute! Where did that ball
come from!?
The blind man's cane hits the ball, and it explodes.
COMMENTATOR
Kaboom! Oh, it's just an absolute
massacre! So much destruction!
The police-man keeps trying to get him off the grass, but
keeps failing. The blind man is now hitting a tree with his
case, causing leaves to fall to the ground.
COMMENTATOR
And now he's hitting the bloody
tree! Not the tree! Not the
beautiful tree!
The camera then focuses on the police man's face, which goes
from scared and worried, to emotionless as he decides that
he's just going to walk onto the grass, and help the blind
man off.
The camera shows a bird's eye view of the grass, which has
been absolutely ruined, with the two men just stepping off
the grass.
COMMENTATOR
Oh, just look at the massacre! I
wouldn't want to be the guy who
cleans that up.
Camera focuses on the "Keep off the grass" sign, just efore
it falls over.

COMMENTATOR
(Exhausted) Oh, what a day. What a
lovely day.
END SCENE
END CREDITS