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Dear Editor: Assistant Editor:
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On page 14 of your June issue an John contributed reams of
rona@thehumm.com
invitation was issued to a garden writing and devoted many hours
party to celebrate the 25th anni- to the advancement of the mu-
theHumm is a monthly arts, en-
versary of the Mississippi Valley seum. His treatise “The Rosa-
tertainment and ideas newspaper
Textile Museum. mond Romance with the Town
delivered free to businesses and
Almonte historians were list- of Almonte” is included with the
visitor attractions in Almonte,
ed — all great supporters from recent publication “Our Past is
Perth, Carleton Place, Westport,
the beginning. However, there Looming”. (above) The very adventurous Kathy and Miriam Priddle read Pakenham, Carp, Arnprior, Lan-
was a notable name missing — Yours sincerely, theHumm on a camel in the desert near Essaouira, Morocco, ark, Smiths Falls, Burnstown,
John Dunn. Marie Dunn back in 2008. White Lake, Balderson, and Ot-
(below) Next in line is the photo below, which we filed as “Barbara tawa. Our mandate is to connect
in Greenland” and dated September 27, 2008. Unfortunately, and promote people and events
the file with the caption was misplaced, so we’re not sure of all in the small towns and rural com-
the details… munities of the Ottawa Valley —
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To a young artist who had effects of early morning light or Just Say Yes
never seen a barnyard cow, the soft evening dusk contrasting The move to Sudbury as a young
moving to Sudbury was a with the stark lines of the leafless bride in January of 1977 was a
Art…
life-changing experience branches. She has a wonderful pivotal point in her formation as
that is still influencing her talent for sharing her pleasure an artist and a person. “I grew up
art thirty years later. Chris- in the beauties of nature through there,” she exclaims. She and her
tina MacLachlan’s finely her paintings. husband Al had agreed as stu-
wrought celebrations of In a new series she is working dents to move wherever one of
northern Ontario’s bare- on, Christina is taking her in- them got their first job. Christina
limbed trees reveal the terest in the bolder colours and describes her experience of step-
impact that this vast, pris- contrasts achievable in gouache ping out the back door and into
tine landscape had on her (heavy, opaque watercolour snow that went up to her armpits
urban eyes. paint) a step further. A few years as if it happened yesterday. To a
ago she totally enjoyed taking Torontonian who had seldom Payback Time artist Adrianna Steele-Card
by Sally Hansen courses in acrylics at Halibur- MacLachlan discovered her love <peaceofmindcreations.com>,
been outside of the city, the enor-
Many of MacLachlan’s eye- ton School of the Arts. Her new of art in fourth grade when a and Grades 4 through 6 created
mity of the sky, the glacial lakes,
catching canvases are rendered series explores the luscious col- substitute teacher introduced clay masks with potter Rosemary
the pristine birch forests and the
in watercolour or gouache com- ours and textural possibilities of her to the thrill of artistic crea- McGinnis. MacLachlan carted
amazing rock formations trans-
bined with pen and ink, reflect- acrylics in large floral pieces. In tivity. She doesn’t remember 240 pounds of raw clay from Ot-
formed her awareness of the nat-
the teacher’s name, but her ap- tawa to the school in the back of
ural world. She still loves to work
preciation of the impact the her van. The kids in grades 7 and
from photographs she took dur-
experience has had on her led 8 had the option of signing up
ing her five years there.
Christina to say “yes” again. She for workshops led by profession-
The timing was fortuitous.
volunteered as an art teacher in als on drumming, photography,
“The arts community was just
her son’s classrooms as he pro- jewellery making, slam poetry,
getting started — if you said ‘yes’
gressed through public school. dance or improv. On the Friday
you could do anything,” she re-
She was also teaching “Art for of “Artscape” week, the students
calls. Christina was talented, en-
Kids” at the Carleton Place Pub- performed in front of the entire
thusiastic and energetic. She re-
lic Library. By the time she was school and for their parents.
ceived an Ontario Arts Council
the de facto art teacher in four Christina organized the event
grant. She became the arts critic
classrooms, she decided to make in conjunction with Arts Carleton
for Sudbury’s “Northern Life”
it formal and augmented her Place and the teachers at Beck-
newspaper, covering music and
BFA with an education degree with Public School, and secured
theatre as well as the visual arts.
from the University of Ottawa. the funding as a pilot project
As curator of a local gallery she
She is now an elementary teach- in the hopes that other schools
hung shows, interviewed artists,
er at Beckwith Public School, as- will follow suit. She knows that
and did TV spots. She learned
sisting other teachers with their an introduction to the thrill of
a great deal about community
arts programs, and guiding the artistic expression by a passion-
participation as a planner for
Art Club for Grades 7 and 8. ate proponent can change your
the city’s Centennial celebration.
MacLachlan’s talent, energy life. Discovering what you love
She became a mother.
and enthusiasm are as much in to do early in life is a true gift.
When Al’s company trans-
evidence today in Carleton Place Funding is required to compen-
ferred him to Ottawa five years
as they were two decades ago in sate the artists, and to purchase
later, the couple found an afford-
Sudbury. Despite recent surgery supplies. MacLachlan invites in-
able house in Carleton Place,
for a total knee replacement, she terested parties to contact Arts
intending to move into the city.
has just completed the second Carleton Place at 257–2031 or
Twenty-two years later both
“Artscape” event at Beckwith Pub- by email at <artscp@bell.net>,
Christina and Al, now a serious
lic School. The concept seems to or get in touch with her directly
photographer, are members of
have emerged as the natural coa- at 257–7710.
Arts Carleton Place, and Chris is
ing her formal training in print- other works, she embellishes her lescence of her love of making art In addition to her art-
a member of the Board of Direc-
making and lithography at the own photographs of architectur- with her love of teaching art. ist profile on the Arts Car-
tors. She was a founding mem-
University of Toronto. Under al and landscape features with This year every student at leton Place database at
ber of Amaryllis, an arts co-op,
the exciting and exacting tute- watercolour and pen and ink. Beckwith — over 420 kids — <www.artscarletonplace.com>, a
with fellow artists and friends
lage of master printmaker Don You can see one of these works spent time with a professional wonderful place to enjoy the art
Rosemary McGinnis, Reva
Holman, she developed a lasting on the cover of the wine list at artist to experience the thrill of Christina MacLachlan will be
and Leonard Dolgoy, Elizabeth
appreciation for the precision Ballygiblin’s Restaurant and Pub of creativity. Students in Junior on Saturday, July 31, during the
Sampson, and many others. For
of clean lines. With her artist’s at 151 Bridge Street in Carleton Kindergarten through Grade Bridge St. Bazaar in downtown
twenty years they held an annual
eye she recreates the stunning Place. 3 worked with mixed-media Carleton Place.
Christmas art exhibit and sale.
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Four months from now, the Cana- walked the path before me, I love that I
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be taking place in Ottawa. Since pecially when I really need it. Thank you
January, the Lanark County rural to the students and the staff of R. Tait for
slam poetry series has been gearing taking this project beyond my expecta-
up. Poets have been working to- tions. Congratulations to Sara Milligan
wards the final competition. They and Alex Edwards who will be featured as
part of a youth showcase at the Canadian
by Danielle Grégoire Festival of Spoken Word. As program di-
have been writing, memorizing and per- rector, I will also be inviting Ruth Tamas,
forming. Eleven poets have made it to Gillian Bentley, Chantel St. Amour, Ben
the last round of the season, and they McGregor, Shayla Fisher, Jack Irvin and
will be bringing their best pieces to the Danny Albert to take part in the youth-
stage. Slam Poetry is about engaging the focused workshop that will be taught by
audience with the poem. It can be funny, the Slam Poetry champion of the world.
serious, and sometimes life changing. That seems like hyperbole, but it is not.
This June, I spent one week running an My poetic colleague, Ian Keteku, won the
intensive poetry camp for the junior and world championship in France this June,
intermediate students at R. Tait Macken- and he will be leading a writing workshop
zie Public School. I introduced over one for youth at this year’s festival.
hundred young people to the potential of I hope that you have been inspired by
sharing their voices through spoken word this month’s article to take a chance and
poetry with the eventual promise that two come out to see what has been happen-
students would be selected to represent R. ing in our own backyard. On Saturday,
Tait, and Lanark County, at the National July 17, the LiPS Slam Poetry Finals will
Festival. I watched the kids open up and be taking place at the Carleton Place High
brave the stage. The number one fear in School cafetorium. Come be a part of the
North America is public speaking, and action, and watch as the poets compete
they overcame it and went up there to for one of five spots on the team that will
share poems written about their strug- represent Lanark County at the CFSW.
gles, their passions and their lives. It is a high energy show, and it all starts
Every time I think that maybe I’m at 6:30pm. There will be a silent auction,
done with poetry, that I should move on plus delicious baked goods and, of course,
to another art form because I have writ- some terrific spoken word poetry. Tickets
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at the
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Last year’s LiPS finalists (pictured above) had the chance to represent Lanark County
at the 2009 Canadian Festival of Spoken Word in Calgary. On Saturday July 17, a whole
new team will be chosen to attend the 2010 Festival in Ottawa. Come on out to
Carleton Place & District High School to cheer on and support all of the participants!
Serial-Numbers Bring
Voices to Almonte
Musique Actuelle group Serial-Numbers is made up of nine passionate musicians
from different regions of Ontario and Québec who are devoted to creating and
performing new original music. Negotiating between genres, the music is both
through-composed and improvised, traditional and contemporary, with influences
of the east and the west. The current project is called voices. It is essentially a suite
of songs put together to tell an overall narrative. Their music is truly unique and
original, rich in textural variety and sincere in content.
A new CD is due to be launched as Serial-Numbers heads into their second
summer tour across Ontario and Québec. They will be performing a semi-acous-
tic show at the Almonte Old Town Hall on July 29 at 8:30pm. Their cellist Fjola
Evans will open the evening by performing some solo pieces. Doors open at 8pm.
Tickest are $15 at door, or $12 in advance from Mill Street Books at 52 Mill Street.
For more details, please visit <www.myspace.com/serialnumbersmusic>.
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wood and brick farmhouse, heavy outdoor work. Sarah, a lot of questions of other sheep
ten years ago. A tip from having grown up in a ”handy” farmers, which she says has been
Eric’s mom led them to this family, has been happy to do invaluable to her.
property, which had long a lot of the renovations in the When I arrived at the farm,
been neglected. They were house over the years. Eric has Eric and Sarah were rolling up
able to purchase the farm provided such essential services the sides of the greenhouse with a
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ing years renovating the house, as well as the tasks involved in who have stayed with them have Eric and Sarah MacKenzie
fixing up the barns, building growing a ¾-acre market garden. been a wonderful addition to the
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Humm Bits:
Classic Theatre is a Friend of the Perth Library
Perth’s Classic Theatre Festival is partnering with the Friends
of the Perth Library for a performance of Noel Coward’s Blithe
Spirit. A portion of the proceeds from ticket sales to the show
on July 28 will go to the Friends and the work they do to sup-
port the Perth Library. Tickets are $30 each, and are available
from the Library. The performance starts at 8pm at the Studio
Theatre in Perth.
Are you ensconced in a comfy spot? Then read on and savour Sebastian Weetabix’s take
on the Valley’s bakery–café scene…
Half Baked
Intrepid Weetabix has undertaken a mis- Kim McKinty that theirs may actually be
www.neatfood.com sion in the ill-defined space of social gas-
tronomy. For the purposes of this article,
a coffee, community and music story as
much as it is about the alchemy of flour
a bakery-café is defined by its primary and other ingredients. Not enough space
attributes of providing a meeting place here to talk about their concert program,
July 8th with food and coffee (both artisanal), an but be sure to check it out on their web-
atmosphere conducive to gathering and site. Their coffee story might be an article
Tony Cox July 14th July 25th discussions, and a physical space wherein on its own too. And to the point of this
Ryan Leblanc $15 Bjørn Berge $30 Steve Payne $20 all attributes come together. article — Neat is a convivial space with
Baking is ancient magic in which se- food and coffee that is rapidly becoming
lected and proportioned basic ingredi- a nexus for its neighbourhood as well
ents are morphed through the application as a popular refreshment stop for those
of heat, microbes, mechanical work and passing through Burnstown.
time into fundamentally different entities. An hour or so later, a scenic drive brought
It is an enormously complex technology, me to Perth and the Sunflower Bake
which even in its simplest and crudest Shop <www.sunflowerbakeshop.com>
form can deliver appetizing products. In — open from 7:30am through the af-
its more refined implementations, baking ternoon six days a week — on the main
is transformative at all levels — the ingre- street and with a deck on the bank of the
dients merge into a new entity which is to Tay River. More bakery than café, it of-
them as a butterfly is to a grub. The baker fers coffee (Peet’s) as an afterthought and
becomes a demigod or at least is suffused is more focused on take-away than ‘eat-
with the pride of craft (note: even if all you in’. I do a bit of the latter and then mosey
did was pour ingredients and turn on the off to Carleton Place.
bread machine — you baked something!) Pass by two Tim Hortons™ without
and the consumer can be transported any twinge of temptation or regret en
(perhaps even literally) by the resultant route to visit the appropriately named
product. So, with magic and hunger as Good Food Co. Here a former scientist
allies, we have the basis for the bakery turned dessert chef has built a delight-
café — or perhaps it is the coffee which ful breakfast and lunch restaurant into
came first. Weetabix considers this debate a near perfect realization of the platonic
settled; many baked goods contain eggs, ideal of the bakery-café — a good cof-
unlike most recipes for coffee (other than fee (Equator) is accompanied by an aptly
“cowboy” coffee). named savoury scone and some inter-
There are bakeries of quality, the om- esting conversation. Owner-chef Petra
nipresent Tim Hortons™ and numerous Graber has interesting comments on
restaurants which serve baked goods of running a small restaurant and has spot-
varying quality, but the bakery-café genre ted a shift from muffins to scones among
is a unique community resource com- her customers; a trend which may be sig-
bining the seductive alchemy of baking nificant (noted for future investigations).
with a space where one may gather one’s Practical limits of anatomy (present and
thoughts or one’s friends and luxuriate in future) limit sampling, despite tempta-
the shared sensory pleasures of food, bev- tions offered by several intriguing spe-
erage and fellowship. cies of cookie. Readers are advised that
As usual, we do not attempt a survey personal research should be undertaken.
and leave more extensive research and And so to Almonte where Palms on
comparative assessments to our readers. Mill Street offers an irresistible cheddar
Following are observations on only four and roasted red pepper scone (who is
establishments that illustrate different Weetabix to buck a trend?) with a cred-
styles and forms of the bakery-café genre; ible double espresso (Equator). Art on
small community-based bakeries such as the walls and a well-lighted open space
Baker Bob’s (Almonte), Olde Towne Bak- makes for a relaxing setting, and owner-
ery (Carleton Place), Church Street and chef Sally Parsons offers the ultimate
Westport Bakeries (Westport) etc. are a mission statement for her bakery-café:
different genre and perhaps a topic for fu- “It’s about the experience… you go away
ture ramblings. happier than you came in”. I did.
In “geographical order” we report on: — Sebastian Weetabix kneads you to know
Neat Food <www.neatfood.com>, where that he busted his buns trying to leaven
over an excellent muffin and outstanding this article with enough up-to-date infor-
coffee, Weetabix learned from proprietor mation to make it currant…
Wed
Children’s Workshop July 7
More than 60
garlic,craft and food vendors
Saturday, August 14
9AM to 5PM
Sunday, August 15
9AM to 4PM
A Lions Club of Perth event
www.perthgarlicfestival.com
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t he 15 t h Ann ual M idsummer
H ERBF EST
Sun day, July 25, 9am–5pm (rain or shine)
Demonstrations Special Feature
Admission included with Day Pass.
Demo Tent 1: Chef Cook –off
Demo Tent 1 11am to Chef Cook-Off with host Debbie Trenholm
9:45–10:30am Gay Cook (former food editor for The 1pm (accredited sommelier of Savvy Company), and
Ottawa Citizen) featuring these three local celebrity chefs:
11am–1pm Chef Cook-Off (see Special Feature) Chef Eric Matolsci of The Cheshire Cat Pub
2–3pm Medicines of the Forests The Cheshire Cat offers traditional British pub fare
(Diana Beresford-Kroeger, author) that includes bangers and mash, steak and mush-
room pie and arguably the best fish and chips in
Demo Tent 2 Ottawa. Eric also incorporates finer foods into the
many special events run at the pub, and takes pride
10am Sacred Herbs to Aid Meditation in sourcing local foods from the West Carleton area.
(Bhuvaneswari Devi) www.cheshirecatpub.com
11am Labyrinth Presentation & Walk Chef Marc Miron of Cuisine & Passion
(Bev Chen) Located in Orleans, Cuisine & Passion also offers
12pm Vegetarian for a Day a cooking school, a retail division, upscale meals
(Loreen Osborne) to go and a personal line of products. Marc has
been the personal chef to the Rolling Stones and
1pm Herbal Cheeses
prepared meals for royalty, leaders of the free world
(Vanessa Simmons)
and a room full of international food critics.
2pm Herbal Magic and Lore www.cuisinepassion.ca
(Dale Dalessio)
Executive Chef Jason Duffy of ARC Lounge
3pm Improving Digestion with Herbs ARC Lounge is a hidden downtown dining gem
(Anne Driscoll) that locals have come to revere. Eclectically local
and seasonally inspired, Jason brings together all
the elements for an ultimate culinary experience.
Music Program (in the food court) Jason studied French Cuisine at Institut de Tour-
isme et D’Hôtellerie du Québec.
9–9:45am Marimba Band www.arcthehotel.com
1–2pm Lucas Haneman & Elyssa Mahoney
2:30–3:30pm Vocata a capella trio
4–5pm Peter Brown Jazz Trio
the Herb Garden, 3840 Old Almonte Rd., Ottawa (613) 256-0228
Highway 417
The Table Restaurant, 1230 Wellington St., Ottawa (613) 729-5973 Old Almonte Rd.
Reid Landscaping, 142 Pick Rd., Carleton Place (613) 253-3467
Single Pass: $4 / Family Pass: $12 in advance ($5 ea. or $15 per family at the gate)
On-site parking $2 (Sorry, no parking available on Old Almonte Road)
3840 Old Ottawa
The Herb Garden is 15 km west of Scotia Bank Place towards Almonte. It is
Almonte Rd. Highway 417
located just east of the Upper Dwyer Hill Road on the Old Almonte Road. Highway 7
For more information, maps and other festival pass locations: Carleton Place
(613)256-0228 www.herbfest.ca
Celebrate H erbs
an d More at the
15 th An nual H erbfest
I
f you are reading this These small- and medium-sized Wander through the out-
and you have never at- vendors not only supply the door herbal market and dis-
tended Herbfest, then Ottawa Valley with their great cover the many uses of herbs
this is the year you must mark products, but also spend their — from potted plants, pot-
your calendar and come. Invite money locally. Their profits are pourris, oils and vinegars,
your friends and car pool — not sent out of town! dried wreaths and preserves to
rain or shine — from 9am to Our group of 70 friendly salves, natural skin care prod-
5pm on Sunday, July 25. community-minded volunteers ucts, bath salts, massage oils
This co-operative effort by will assure that you arrive and and tinctures. You’ll also find
almost 100 local small enter- leave in a great mood, with many books on herbs. Come
prises, farms and artisans is every intention of returning early for breakfast accompa-
guaranteed to im- nied by marimba
press you. Many rhythms (from
vendors and visitors 9–9:45am), and
have been returning stay for the day. You
for years. One rea- will find live music
son is that it is vir- and dance per-
tually impossible to formances, poetry
see, hear and experi- readings, a capella
ence everything that singers, face paint-
Herbfest has to offer ing, henna tattoos,
in just one visit. A crafts and guided
quick peek at www. tours throughout
herbfest.ca might the day as well as
lead you to Youtube demonstrations ,
where you can view seminars, and of
a video clip from course the popular
Herbfest 2004, when Gerry & with your friends for next year’s Chef Cook-off.
George, the new owners of the Herbfest. While you’re here, For further information,
Herb Garden, hosted their first take a tour of the formal theme and directions to the Herb
festival. Yes! It has been seven beds, accompanied by melodic Garden at 3840 Old Almonte
glorious years. local bird songs, where over Road in Ottawa, visit www.
Our goal is to introduce you 150 different varieties of culi- herbfest.ca or www.herb-
to your neighbours who pro- nary, medicinal, aromatic and garden.on.ca. Find daily up-
duce local, healthy, natural, landscaping herbs are featured. dates about the event on our
pesticide-free, organic prod- Take a guided “wild herb walk” facebook group: Midsummer
ucts. Surveys of past visitors on the wetland trail, or bring Herbfest. Of course, you can
show that the main reason the kids on what they will call also reach us the old fashioned
they come is to experience the “jungle trail”, because of the way by calling 613–256–0228.
the great variety of locally tall grasses. See you soon!
produced goods and services.
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THE UNLIKELY
Mother Nature Maintenance customer’s pet at the location of The Summer Company Pro-
will also offer weed pulling their choice. Call 259–2016 or gram is an initiative of the On-
and whacking, grass seeding, email <perfect.petportraits@ tario Government that is aimed
gmail.com>. at students between the ages of
SAINTHOOD
and shrubbery maintenance.
Contact 853–9782 or <james- Adrian Schut has started 15 and 29, in school and return-
chinkiwsky@hotmail.com>. Lanark Maple Products, a ing to school in the fall. Success-
OF MADELINE MCKAY
Robert Fournier at Rideau home-based business in Al- ful students receive an award
Rickshaw Runners provides monte that makes and sells high of up to $1,500 in order to help
a fun, safe and easy alternative quality handmade products with business start-up costs, and
to walking. Customers will be manufactured from local ma- a $1,500 award in September
pulled via rickshaw along specif-
ic tour routes to popular tourist
ple wood. Clients will be able to
purchase items such as cutting
upon returning to school, as well
as business training and an op- A PLAY BY JOSEPH ARAGON
destinations within the Town of boards, clocks and pens. Contact portunity to meet with a local DIRECTED BY HEATHER SAGMEISTER
Smiths Falls. The routes will pro- 619–9107, or visit the website community mentoring group for
vide a scenic view and enjoyable <www.lanarkmapleproducts.com>. support and advice.
experience of the Town. Contact Jonah Patterson provides If you would like more in- NEAT COFFEE SHOP
430–9141, or visit the website, Lawn and Order, a lawn care formation about the Summer
<www.rickshaw.webs.com>. and gardening service within the Company program, please con- BURNSTOWN, ONTARIO
Austin Crowe at Austin’s Town of Perth and outskirts just tact Cindy James at the Lanark-
south of Perth. Lawn and Order North Leeds Small Business 8PM — JULY 29TH - AUGUST 1ST, AUGUST 5TH & 6TH
Lawn Care offers lawn mainte-
nance to the Town of Perth and assures customer satisfaction Enterprise Centre at 283–7002
surrounding area. The services on every job. Call 267–4082 or ext.108 or <cjames@LNLEC.ca>.
<lawnandorder.perth@yahoo.com>. For more information about the Madeline McKay, a con artist claiming to see visions of the
provided include cutting grass, Virgin Mary, uncovers less-than-holy goings-on in a
weeding gardens, and trimming Page Taylor’s Paintings by Enterprise Centre, please visit
Page, provides clients with cus- <www.LNLEC.ca> or join their religious commune. A visit from the “real” Virgin Mary
hedges. Contact 390–0084 or helps her to set things right. Dark comedy.
<Austin_crowe@hotmail.com>. tom painted portraits of their Facebook page.
beloved pets. This home-based
Tickets: $15.00
For more info or to reserve tickets email:
echo_echo_prod@hotmail.com
or call 613-433-3205
All Month
Baker Bob’s Gallery in Almonte presents smHansen Photography, “Wiled by Nature”
The Voice of the Turtle, Perth,
fieldwork near Perth presents land art exploration <fieldwork.blogsome.com>
Aug 6–29
Gallery on Main in Westport presents paintings by Jennifer Noxon <www.galleryonmain.ca>
Olde Tyme Country Fair, CP, Aug 7
Gallery Perth presents local art <www.galleryperth.com>
Naismith 3 on 3 Basketball Festival, Heritage House Museum presents “Hats Off to You” <smithsfalls.ca/heritagehouse>
Almonte, Aug 7 Spotlight on the Rideau in Smiths Falls presents paintings by Helen Benda & Cynthia Rozario <www.spotlightotr.com>
Puppets Up!, Almonte, Aug 7–8 Tay River Gallery in Perth presents a Summer Mix Group Show <www.tayrivergallery.com>
The Night is Young, Almonte, Aug 13 The Almonte Library Corridor Gallery presents Kate Ryckman, acrylics
Pakenham Fair, Aug 14 The Mississippi Mills Chamber Gallery presents Wayne Williams, acrylic & mixed media
MUSICwestport, Westport, Aug 14
Canoe the Clyde for Cancer, Lanark,
Aug 14
5 6 7 8
Perth Garlic Festival, Perth, Aug 14–15
Fame, Perth, Aug 20–21 Tony Cox & Ryan Leblanc, Neat
Coffee
North Lanark Highland Games, Al- Green Drinks, Perth
EcoWellness Open House, Carp
Peter Brown Jazz Duo, St. James Gate
monte, Aug 21 CP Celtic Jam, Ballygiblin’s
Karaoke, The Cove Perth Citizens’ Band, Stewart Park
Spencer Evans Trio, The Cove
Art of Being Green Events, Middleville, Terry Tufts, The Barley Mow
Aug 27 & 28 Spencer Evans Trio, The Cove
Art Show & Sale, Westport, Aug 28–29
PAMT Idol, Perth, Sep 4
Sundance Studio Tour, Maberly, Sep
4–6
Mississippi Mills at a Glance, Almonte,
Sep 8
12 13 14 15
Sounds of Downtown, Carleton Place,
Angèle Desjardins & Lake of Stew, Flippin’ Art Night, Carleton Place
Sep 11 Heirloom Cafe Peter Brown Jazz Duo, St. James Gate
Fibrefest, Almonte, Sep 11–12 Women’s Business Group, Carleton Place
CP Celtic Jam, Ballygiblin’s Terry Tufts, The Barley Mow
Karaoke, The Cove
Ensemble Vivant, Perth, Sep 17 Bjorn Berge, Neat Coffee Shop Blithe Spirit, Perth
SchoolBOX’s Fiesta Fundraiser, Al- Blithe Spirit, Perth Spencer Evans Trio, The Cove
monte, Sep 17
Writers Reading, Westport, Sep 26
Crown and Pumpkin Studio Tour, Mis-
sissippi Mills, Oct 9–11
London Quartet, Perth, Oct 21
Trudeau Stories, Perth, Oct 28
19 20 21 22
Christmas in the Valley Artisan Show, Pirates of Penzance, Perth
Perth Citizens’ Band, Stewart Park
Almonte, Nov 5–6 Bloomfest Opens, Almonte Terry Tufts, The Barley Mow
Handmade Harvest Holiday Craft Karaoke, The Cove CP Celtic Jam, Ballygiblin’s Mark Twain’s Patent Scrapbook,
Show, Almonte, Nov 6 Blithe Spirit, Perth Smiths Falls
Jully Black, Perth, Nov 27 Blithe Spirit, Perth
Nunsense the Mega Musical, Carleton Spencer Evans Trio, The Cove
Place, Dec 3–5, 9–11
Into The Woods Junior, Carleton Place,
Feb 25–26, Mar 3–4
Doctor Zoo, Perth, Mar 4
Sultans of String, Perth, Apr 15
26 27 28 29
Puppet Family Picnic, Almonte
Interpretive Heritage Canoe Tours,
Terry Tufts, The Barley Mow
Smiths Falls
CP Celtic Jam, Ballygiblin’s Blithe Spirit, Perth
Karaoke, The Cove Curtis Chaffey & Kelly Sloan , Heirloom The Unlikely Sainthood of Madeline
McKay, Burnstown
Visual Arts
Café
Blithe Spirit, Perth Serial-Numbers, Almonte
Spencer Evans Trio, The Cove
Perth Antique Show, Jul 3 & 4, 10am-4pm.
30+ dealers; art, china, glass, silver, textiles,
jewellery, brass, tools, furniture, folk art, col-
lectibles. $7 for both days. Info: 283–5270.
Perth Legion, 26 Beckwith St. E.
Rideau Lakes Studio & GardenTour, Jul 3
Literature Theatre
Blithe Spirit, Jul 9-Aug 1 (Wed–Sat 8pm,Wed/ The Unlikely Sainthood of Madeline
Music
& 4, 10am-5pm. Info at www.rideaulakesstu- Open Stage, Jul 4, 5-8pm. Every Sunday, Jun
Poetry Slam Series 2010 - Finals, Jul 17, Sat/Sun 2pm.) The Classic Theatre Festival McKay, Jul 29-Aug 1, Aug 5 & 6, 8pm. 6-Sep 12. Each Performer has 15-30 mins
dioandgardentour.com or 928–3041.
6:30pm. Live Poets Society - Final Slam for presents Noel Coward. $30/adult, $21/ Dark comedy about secrets, decep- or 3-6 song max/performance. Lower
Vernissage, Jul 3, 11am-4:30pm. Jennifer Noxon.
the 2010 season, where the 2010 team under30, with ID. 1–877–283–1283, www. tions, faith, redemption. $15 from Neat, Reach Park, Smiths Falls
Artist in attendance July 3; show openWed-
will be chosen. $10 at the door. Silent classictheatre.ca, or Jo’s Clothes in Perth. Renfrew & Arnprior O’Brien Theatres, Robynn Glockling & Nathan Haller,
Sun, all July. www.galleryonmain.ca Gallery
auction & baked goods. CPHS Cafetorium, The Studio Theatre, 63 Gore St. E. Perth echo_echo_prod@hotmail.com. Neat Jul 4, 7pm. With pianist Frédéric Lacroix.
on Main, 31 Main St.Westport
215 Lake Ave.W. Carleton Place PAMT presents Swordfighting & Stage Coffee Shop, Burnstown, 433-3205 $15 ($12 students/seniors) from,Brush
Vernissage, Jul 9, 7-9pm. Featuring Nicole
Combat (Jul 10, 7pm); World Beat, (Jul Company of Fools ShakespeareTroupe,
Kids
Young. Brush Strokes,129 Bridge Street Strokes (CP), Baker Bob’s (Almonte).
16, 7pm); Pirates of Penzance, (Jul 22 Jul 30, 7pm. Ottawa’s comedy Shakespeare Almonte United Church
Carleton Place, 253–8088
& 23, 7pm). $10 from 267–9610. Myriad troupe presents “Shakespeare’s Danish Perth Citizens’ Band Summer Con-
Art-on-the-Lawn Show & Sale, Jul 10 & Disney’s Princesses, Knights & Animals,
Centre, 1 Sherbrooke St. Perth Play”. $10. Bring a picnic. The Herb Gar- cert, Jul 8 & 22, 7:30-9:30pm. Free, bring
11, 10am-5pm. Free admission; 5% of sales Jul 9, 7-9pm. PAMT. $10 from 267–9610. Mark Twain’s Patent Scrapbook, Jul 16, den, 3840 Old Almonte Rd. 256-0228 a lawn chair. 257-8099 for info. Stewart
goes to GreatWar Memorial Hospital. Info: Myriad Centre, 1 Sherbrooke St. Perth 17, 22, 23, 24 at 8pm; Jul 18 at 2pm. $23; Dark of the Moon, Jul 31, Aug 5, 6, 7 at Park, Perth
928-3041, www.rideaulakesartists.com. Puppet Family Picnic, Jul 29, 5-7pm. The
$20 reserved (267–1884); students $12. 8pm; Aug 1 at 2pm. $23; $20 reserved Almonte Celtfest, Jul 9–11. Celtic music.
3054 Rideau Ferry Road Perth Puppets Up! International Festival hosts 1-man show created & performed by (267–1884); students $12. A tale of for- Fri evg: music (pubs). Sat: $15 workshops
Grand Opening & Art Festival, Jul 10 & the Big Hug family picnic. Special guest David Jacklin. Smiths Falls StationTheatre, bidden love and passion set in the Smoky (OldTown Hall), 6:30pm concert (Gemmill
11, 10am-5pm. Wth Arts Carleton Place Max Keeping. Prizes, music & puppet hugs! 63 Victoria Ave. Mountains of Tennessee. Smiths Falls Sta- Park). Sun: 10am Fiddle Mass (Holy Name
& others. Admission: $2 or donation to Kirkland Park & Barley Mow,Almonte Spiritual Cinema Circle, Jul 25, 2pm. $2 do- tion Theatre, 63 Victoria Ave. of Mary Church), 11:30-6pm main concert
Food Bank. Info: 253-5253. Hay Shore on
nation. Info at fp@superaje.com. Myriad (Gemmill Park). Concerts by donation.
the Mississippi, 717 Lake Park Rd. off hwy.7
Centre, 1 Sherbrooke St. Perth www.almonteceltfest.com
Carleton Place
2 3 4
Perth Antique Show, Perth SF or at 283–2967. Proceeds to new arena.
Prince & the Prior, Arnprior
Rideau Lakes Studio & Garden Tour Smiths Falls Community Centre
Perth Antique Show , Perth
Kirkin’ O’ the Tartan, Westport
Mario Franco & Son, The Cove Rideau Lakes Studio & Garden Tour
Music on the Patio, The Cove
Kirkin’ O’ theTartan, Jul 4, 11:15am-12:15pm.
Live Music, The Stone House Bar & Grill Vernissage, Westport With Garth Hampson & Jan Neal. West-
Magnolia Rhythm Kings, The Royal Oak
Jazz at the Swan, The Swan at Carp Open Mic, The Stone House port United Church, 273-2866
Open Stage, Lower Reach Park
Rink ‘n’ Roll Rideau Ferry Nostalgia Dance, Smiths Falls Green Drinks, Jul 6, 5:30pm-7:30pm. People
Robynn Glockling & Nathan Haller, Almonte
Country Night w/Billy Armstrong, The Barley Mow
Sunday Sessions, Ballygiblin’s in the environmental field meet for drinks,
monthly. www.greendrinks.org. The Crown
Pub, 71 Foster St. Perth
EcoWellness Open House, Jul 7, 5-7pm.
Open house & free talk. ecowellness.com
Carp Ridge EcoWellness Centre, 2386
Horse Show, Perth Art-on-the-Lawn Show & Sale, Perth
9 10 11
Thomas Dolan Pkwy Carp, 839-1198
Mario Franco & Son, The Cove Almonte Celtfest, Almonte Grand Opening & Art Festival, Carleton Place
Art-on-the-Lawn Show & Sale, Perth Almonte Celtfest, Almonte Horse Show, Jul 10. Lanark County Western
Disney’s Princesses, Knights & Animals, Perth
Live Music, The Stone House Grand Opening & Art Festival, Carleton Place Scottish Heritage Tattoo, Legion Hall Horse Club. Raffle & info booths. www.
Vernissage, Carleton Place Strawberry Social, Carleton Place Valley Singles Lunch, Cobden lcwhc.com. Perth Fairgrounds
Almonte Celtfest, Almonte Open Mic, The Stone House Music on the Patio, The Cove Strawberry Social, Jul 10, 1:30-3pm.With CP
Blithe Spirit, Perth Swordfighting & Stage Combat, Perth Blithe Spirit, Perth Community Band.$10/adult, $3/child under
The Double Jigger, The Barley Mow Brea Lawrenson, St. James Gate APEX Jazz Band, The Royal Oak 10, at Museum or Graham’s Shoes. Victoria
Billy Armstrong, The Downstairs Pub Blithe Spirit, Perth Open Stage, Smiths Falls School Museum, 267 Edmund St. Carleton
Still Dangerous, The Downstairs Pub Sunday Sessions, Ballygiblin’s
Place, 253-7013
Valley Singles Lunch, Jul 11, 12:30-2:30pm.
Singles lunch, all welcome. Register at
256–8117 or 432–7622. Logos Land Res-
Almonte Fair taurant, Highway 17 Cobden
Almonte Fair
Almonte Fair Strawberry Festival, Carleton Place
16 17 18
Conscious Convergence, Almonte Women’s Business Group, Jul 13, 7:30-
Stewart Park Festival, Perth Conscious Convergence, Almonte
Canal Railway & Chocolate Festival, Smiths Falls 8:30am. Networking, support & volunteer
Canal Railway & Chocolate Festival, Smiths Falls Canal Railway & Chocolate Festival, Smiths Falls
Stewart Park Festival, Perth group. www.wbgroup.ca. Buster’s Bar and
Mario Franco & Son, The Cove Stewart Park Festival, Perth
Music on the Patio, The Cove Grill, 515 McNeely Dr. Carleton Place
Live Music, The Stone House Open Mic, The Stone House
Blithe Spirit, Perth
Jazz at the Swan, The Swan at Carp Poetry Slam Series 2010 Finals, Carleton Place Flippin’ Art Night, Jul 15, 5-8pm. Featured
Mark Twain’s Patent Scrapbook, Smiths Falls
World Beat, Perth The Night Crawlers, St. James Gate artists: Liane Geoffrion & Robin Andrew.
Magnolia Rhythm Kings, The Royal Oak
Mark Twain’s Patent Scrapbook, Smiths Falls Mark Twain’s Patent Scrapbook, Smiths Falls Ballygiblin’s, 151 Bridge St. CP, 253-7400
Open Stage, Smiths Falls
Blithe Spirit, Perth Blithe Spirit, Perth Almonte Fair, Jul 16 (1-10pm), 17 (8am-10pm),
Sunday Sessions, Ballygiblin’s
John Mathieu, The Barley Mow
18 (8am-3:30pm). $10 ages 13+; 12 and
under free. Midway, homecraft, livestock,
entertainment.Almonte Fairgrounds
Canal Railway & Chocolate Festival,
Jul 16-18. Live music, kids entertainment/
23 24 25
Open Mic, The Stone House Herbfest, Almonte
Mario Franco & Son, The Cove Ben San Pedro, The Cove Country Inn Music on the Patio, The Cove workshops; www.canalrailwayfest.com. $5
Live Music, The Stone House Strawberry Social, Perth Spiritual Cinema Circle, Perth ($2/child) Centennial Park, Smiths Falls
Pirates of Penzance, Perth Maberly Quarterly, Maberly Blithe Spirit, Perth Strawberry Festival , Jul 17, 8am-12pm. CP
Mark Twain’s Patent Scrapbook, Smiths Falls Lisa Kopil & Derek Favreau, St. James Gate APEX Jazz Band, The Royal Oak Farmers’ Market, 7 Beckwith St. Carleton
Blithe Spirit, Perth Blithe Spirit, Perth Open Stage, Smiths Falls Place
Billy Armstrong, The Downstairs Pub Mark Twain’s Patent Scrapbook, Smiths Falls Sunday Sessions, Ballygiblin’s Conscious Convergence, Jul 17 & 18, 9am-
Doug Barr, The Barley Mow Steve Payne, Neat Coffee Shop
4pm. Shake, meditate, drum, share, laugh at
Whitelight, Almonte Yoga, Saje Wisdom
and Spirit Matters. Non-profit. Bring lunch.
256-0216.
Bloomfest Opens.Thousands of varieties of
day lilies at peak bloom. Runs until Aug. 2.
31 1
Riverside Jam, Carleton Place Riverside Jam, Carleton Place
30
Riverside Jam, Carleton Place
Breakfast With Soul, Almonte Valley Singles Lunch - Location tbd www.whitehouseperennials.com 594 Rae
Bridge Street Bazaar, Carleton Place
Mario Franco & Son, The Cove Music on the Patio, The Cove Road,Almonte, 256-3406
Open Mic, The Stone House
TorQ Quartet, Smiths Falls Dark of the Moon, Smiths Falls Strawberry Social, Jul 24, 7-9pm. Rotary
Ben San Pedro, The Cove Country Inn
Live Music, The Stone House Blithe Spirit, Perth Club’s Social with Perth Citizens’ Band.
Live At The Gate, St. James Gate
Jazz at the Swan, The Swan at Carp Magnolia Rhythm Kings, The Royal Oak
Dark of the Moon, Smiths Falls www.perthband.ca. Stewart Park, Perth
Company of Fools Shakespeare Troupe, Ottawa Open Stage, Smiths Falls
Blithe Spirit, Perth
The Unlikely Sainthood of Madeline McKay, Burnstown
Sunday Sessions, Ballygiblin’s Maberly Quarterly, Jul 24, 7:30-11:30pm.
Blithe Spirit, Perth Contra & square dance with Zig Zag String
The Unlikely Sainthood of Madeline McKay, Burnstown The Unlikely Sainthood of Madeline McKay, Burnstown
Band. $10. 264-1993. Maberly Hall
Herbfest, Jul 25, 9am-5pm. An all day festival
celebrating herbs with dance, music, food
court,chef cook-off. www.herbfest.ca. The
Herb Garden, 3840 Old Almonte Road
Scottish Heritage Tattoo, Jul 11, 12:15- – classical/world beat sound. $20 from St. James Gate (111 Bridge St., Carleton Ballygiblin’s (151 Bridge St, Carleton Place, Interpretive Heritage Canoe Tours. start
8:15pm. Parade 12:15, opening ceremonies Bham’s Kiosk or at the door. Smiths Falls Place, 257-7530): Live at the Gate Satur- 253-7400): CP Celtic Jam Wed (8-10pm), Jul 28. 269-3415 or shamill@ripnet.com, or
12:45, massed bands & more. Legion Hall, Station Theatre, 63 Victoria Ave. days (8-10pm). (davidh@rogers.com); Peter Brown, see www.rideauroundtable.ca. Centennial
177 George St. Carleton Place The Royal Oak (329 March Rd. Kanata, 591- Jul 8, 15 Peter Brown Jazz Duo (7-10pm) Roger Plant & Friends Sun (7-10pm) Park, Smiths Falls
Stewart Park Festival, Jul 16 (12-9pm), 3895): jazz on Sundays (3-6pm), no cover. Jul 10 Brea Lawrenson Heirloom Café/Bistro (7 Mill St.,Almonte, Breakfast With Soul, Jul 30, 7:30-9:30am.
17 (10am-9pm), 18 (10am-6pm). 30 free Jul 4, 18 Magnolia Rhythm Kings Jul 17 The Night Crawlers 256–9653): Live Music every other Wed Open discussion facilitated by spiritual
outdoor concerts, workshops, after hours Jul 11, 25 APEX Jazz Band Jul 24 Lisa Kopil & Derek Favreau (8-11pm). No cover. coach Lilly White. www.lillywhite.ca. 256–
music. www.stewartparkfestival.com. The Downstairs Pub at JR’s (385 Ottawa Jul 31 TBA Jul 14 Angèle Desjardins & Lake of Stew 0216. 237 Christian St.,Almonte
Stewart Park, Perth St.,Almonte, 256-2031) The Stone House Bar & Grill (3740 Carp Jul 28 Curtis Chaffey & Kelly Sloan Bridge Street Bazaar, Jul 31, 9am-4pm.With
Serial-Numbers , Jul 29, 8:30pm. Semi- Jul 9 Billy Armstrong (9pm, no cover) Rd., Carp, 839-1091), live music Fridays Neat Coffee Shop (1715 Calabogie Rd., children’s entertainment, local artisans &
acoustic show by 9 musicians. $15; $12 Jul 10 Still Dangerous (9pm, $4) (7-11pm); open mic Saturdays (2-7pm). Burnstown, 433–3205) merchants, Kids Zone. 257-8049 or cmcor-
in adv. from Mill Street Books (Almonte). Jul 23 Billy Armstrong (9pm, no cover) The Barley Mow (79 Little Bridge St., Jul 8 Tony Cox and Ryan Leblanc, $15, mond@carletonplace.ca. Sponsored by CP
www.myspace.com/serialnumbersmusic. The Cove (2 Bedford St., Westport, 273- Almonte, 256-5669):Terry Tufts Thur (8- 6pm BIA. Bridge Street, Carleton Place
Almonte Old Town Hall, 14 Bridge St. 3636): karaoke Tues (8-11pm), jazz Thurs 11pm); Fri/Sat shows start at 9pm. Jul 14 Bjorn Berge, $30, 8pm
Riverside Jam. Jul 30-Aug 1. Deric Ruttan, w/Spencer Evans Trio (9-11pm), Cuban Jul 3 Country Night w/Billy Armstrong Jul 25 Steve Payne, $20, 8pm
MichelleWright, George Canyon & more. guitarist Mario Franco & Son Fri (6-9pm), Jul 9 The Double Jigger (part of Celtfest)
Info & tickets at www.riversidejam.ca. music on the patio Sun 1-4pm Jul 17 John Mathieu
Riverside Park, Carleton Place Jul 7 Jazz w/Spencer Evans Trio, 9-11pm Jul 24 Doug Barr
TorQ Quartet, Jul 30, 7pm. Foursome of Jul 24, 31 Ben San Pedro & Terry Cowan, Jazz at the Swan (The Swan at Carp, Fall-
virtuoso percussionists from Toronto 6-9pm down Lane Carp, 839-7926) 7-10pm.
Jul 2, 16, 30
Did I just lose half of you? a certain energy, be it negative utes to release your responsi-
Please bear with me. or positively charged. Myself, I bilities and your timetables and
Sure, most of us have cannot say what effect, if any, all — oh excuse me, my iPhone just
bad days — times where of these things have on us, but I beeped, must check it… Almonte Press Club — Why Not?
it may seem like the world would think it would have some Anyone connected to the media — then or now — is invited to
is out to annoy us or drive effect. After all, much as we’d Blow Off Some Steam attend a founders lunch at the Barley Mow restaurant at
like to believe it some days, we If you are lucky enough to have 12 noon on July 10.
by Rona Fraser do not live in a vacuum. some friends (or Humm read- — Val Sears & Bruce Kingsley
us 'round the bend. Everyone we An example for you. From ers) who are willing to listen to
interact with seems irritating… what I understand, it is generally you rant about the frustrations
all computers frustrating… even believed that animals can sense in your day without judging you
friends who you think of as calm when a big storm is a-brewin’. (or committing you), then by all
and unflappable are now snap- Perhaps due to them sensing means do so. This can have sev-
ping. Perhaps people are trying the change in barometric pres- eral benefits: it may release some
to explain something to you and sure? And some of you old ‘uns tension, you may hear yourself
you do not have the patience to may feel it in your rheumatiz. and realize you are overreact-
listen or understand. Or do you So there is a precedent for bod- ing and things aren’t so bad, and
feel disassociated… like you are ies being affected, unseen, by the at the least your friend may feel
different from everybody else, physical world around us — by better about her crazies, as at
no longer feeling part of your the energy in the air. least she is not as crazy as you.
group. You may even feel “off ”
physically — not comfortable in So… How Do We iPhone Therefore I Am
your own body or simply woozy. Stop the Crazies? Put your right hand on your
I have been talking with How should I know?! Why do you heart and your left hand on your Gorgeous Millfall Condo For Rent!!!
friends about this, and it seems ask me these tough questions all iPhone and repeat after me: “I 1 bedroom plus den • Beautiful architectural detail • Great River View
these feelings are widespread. the time?! Can’t you see I have am in control of my iPhone.” Or Bright and spacious • 5 new appliances • Parking included
Even my normally calm a lot on my plate already?! your Blackberry or whatever. I Hurry this won’t last! Call now to book a viewing
friends are bitchy! Ok, Jeez! Ahem. Right. The admit that I bought an iPhone in 613–256–4309
ok, yes… a common Crazies. Ok. I re- the spring and am in love with it.
denominator ally don’t know. And some would say that I spend
here is me — I If you know more time playing with it than I
will concede me at all, you should. (These are obviously peo-
that perhaps understand ple who do NOT own iPhones.)
I have sim- that. But here But I have made some rules that
ply become are some tips I stick to. Most important is: No
more irritat- I have come up phoning, texting, facebooking,
ing. (“More?!!!” with and hope or emailing while driving. And
you ask.) But I to follow myself: when it rings (even when I’m not
heard some- in the car), I don’t automatically
thing at De- Have a answer it — I choose whether it
my s t i f y i n g Sound will interrupt what I am current-
Mysticism ly doing. This is especially hard
(June 21) that
Foundation for me as I am too cheap to get
(This also applies
caught my at- call display, but I have to hope
in times of earth-
tention. They that the people I WANT to talk
quakes…) In try-
said that this is to will leave a message.
ing times, a sound
simply the ener-
body can really help
gy of the planet at Know it is Temporary
you keep a sound
the moment. Yes, the When all else fails, and you feel
mind. This means getting
reason was no doubt “out there” tense and crazy, and you feel
enough sleep, eating healthy
and many of you would think it you cannot take a break, and
food (see the Lanark Local Fla-
is a lot of hooey. For those in- you are simply gonna lose it…
vour insert!), and getting some
terested, they mentioned two try this. Say, as a friend of mine
form of exercise (simple walk-
concepts: the June 26 alignment often does, “This too shall pass.”
ing is acceptable!). Two things
of four planets, and the Mayan Because it will, you know. Sure,
to avoid are a messy cluttered
Calendar. Now, I don’t know if you may be in an insane asy-
counter (nowhere to prepare
either of things would stand up lum by then but hey, likely not.
healthy food) and a new kitten
to scientific scrutiny — there are Because there are not enough
(sleep is then something you do
arguments for both sides. But asylums built to house all of us
between cat-attacks).
for me, it was the concept that I nutjobs. So take some comfort
found interesting. The idea that in knowing that it is a phase that
Cut Yourself Some
there could be something in the will pass. Hopefully it will be
air, caused by natural conditions, Slack helped by you learning how to
that would increase our stress Hey, you may not have the power deal with the stress and gaining
levels. to make your boss and your kids the wisdom to let some things
And it brought me comfort. and your parents lay off, but at go. Perhaps it will be when the
Why? Because it is not simply least you can be nice to yourself. planetary energies calm down.
me feeling a little more nuts. In Be kind to yourself in thought Perhaps only when your child or
my human self-centeredness, and deed — send your inner brother-in-law finally moves out
it had not occurred to me that critic on holiday (“that phrase is of your damned basement. But it
there could be other factors — dumb — I don’t know why you try will pass.
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From 9am to 4pm, visitors can Meet Us “Downtown” On The Jam to the town dock at Bridge Street. The Friends in Sport
Mississippi and enjoy browsing wonderful local shops, finding Fishing Pontoon Boat will run Thursday and Friday afternoon
bargain deals, and eating at fabulous pubs and restaurants, as well as all day Saturday on the Civic Holiday weekend.
all while basking in non-stop local entertainment. With participation from all facets of the town —
BRIDGE ST
The entire downtown section of Bridge Street church groups, restaurants, arts programs and more —
will be closed off to vehicular traffic to create a visitors will truly immerse themselves in the Carleton
pedestrian-friendly area where both street ven- Place character and discover all that the town has to
dors and merchants alike can display and sell their offer. When the BIA works together with the Carleton
wares. The sidewalk’s full-day schedule includes vari-
BAZAAR
Place community, great events are born that work to
ous activities and attractions — some of Carleton Place’s unify the people and develop the community’s attrac-
finest musicians, mascots and dancers. Entertainment in tion and overall spirit.
the downtown market is free of charge and full of variety.
NEW this year is a Christmas in July Kidz Zone, in sup- Become a vendor!
port of the Lanark County Food Bank. Kids can enjoy a pet- Everyone is welcome to set up a table and sell their wares
ting zoo, pony rides and more. A returning favourite in the at the bustling Bridge Street Bazaar. Tables cost $20 a
Bazaar line-up will make everyone shop until they drop kick. piece, and must be reserved by contacting Cathie McOr-
Saturday,
Demonstrations from the Tai Chi Society of Canada will pres- mond at 613–257–8049 or cmcormond@carletonplace.ca.
ent the ‘soft-style’ martial art and how it is an effective form All registration forms must be received by July 24 at 4pm.
of health training. See you on Bridge Street!
July 31
THE
MEXICAN 109 Bridge Street
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139 Bridge Street • 613–257–3727 EMPORIUM 613–492–0207
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