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Readers Write
Dear Editor: Assistant Editor:
Rona Fraser
On page 14 of your June issue an John contributed reams of
rona@thehumm.com
invitation was issued to a garden writing and devoted many hours
party to celebrate the 25th anni- to the advancement of the mu-
theHumm is a monthly arts, en-
versary of the Mississippi Valley seum. His treatise “The Rosa-
tertainment and ideas newspaper
Textile Museum. mond Romance with the Town
delivered free to businesses and
Almonte historians were list- of Almonte” is included with the
visitor attractions in Almonte,
ed — all great supporters from recent publication “Our Past is
Perth, Carleton Place, Westport,
the beginning. However, there Looming”. (above) The very adventurous Kathy and Miriam Priddle read Pakenham, Carp, Arnprior, Lan-
was a notable name missing — Yours sincerely, theHumm on a  camel in the desert  near Essaouira, Morocco, ark, Smiths Falls, Burnstown,
John Dunn. Marie Dunn back in 2008. White Lake, Balderson, and Ot-
(below) Next in line is the photo below, which we filed as “Barbara tawa. Our mandate is to connect
in Greenland” and dated September 27, 2008. Unfortunately, and promote people and events
the file with the caption was misplaced, so we’re not sure of all in the small towns and rural com-
the details… munities of the Ottawa Valley —
Barbara, please email <editor@thehumm.com> and fill us in! where the arts flourish and enter-
taining characters run amok!

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your personal involvement in Please email submissions to great fall and winter term!
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Christina MacLachlan — Artist Trading Card
Rocks and Trees Rock!
and Soul

theHumm
To a young artist who had effects of early morning light or Just Say Yes
never seen a barnyard cow, the soft evening dusk contrasting The move to Sudbury as a young
moving to Sudbury was a with the stark lines of the leafless bride in January of 1977 was a
Art…

life-changing experience branches. She has a wonderful pivotal point in her formation as
that is still influencing her talent for sharing her pleasure an artist and a person. “I grew up
art thirty years later. Chris- in the beauties of nature through there,” she exclaims. She and her
tina MacLachlan’s finely her paintings. husband Al had agreed as stu-
wrought celebrations of In a new series she is working dents to move wherever one of
northern Ontario’s bare- on, Christina is taking her in- them got their first job. Christina
limbed trees reveal the terest in the bolder colours and describes her experience of step-
impact that this vast, pris- contrasts achievable in gouache ping out the back door and into
tine landscape had on her (heavy, opaque watercolour snow that went up to her armpits
urban eyes. paint) a step further. A few years as if it happened yesterday. To a
ago she totally enjoyed taking Torontonian who had seldom Payback Time artist Adrianna Steele-Card
by Sally Hansen courses in acrylics at Halibur- MacLachlan discovered her love <peaceofmindcreations.com>,
been outside of the city, the enor-
Many of MacLachlan’s eye- ton School of the Arts. Her new of art in fourth grade when a and Grades 4 through 6 created
mity of the sky, the glacial lakes,
catching canvases are rendered series explores the luscious col- substitute teacher introduced clay masks with potter Rosemary
the pristine birch forests and the
in watercolour or gouache com- ours and textural possibilities of her to the thrill of artistic crea- McGinnis. MacLachlan carted
amazing rock formations trans-
bined with pen and ink, reflect- acrylics in large floral pieces. In tivity. She doesn’t remember 240 pounds of raw clay from Ot-
formed her awareness of the nat-
the teacher’s name, but her ap- tawa to the school in the back of
ural world. She still loves to work
preciation of the impact the her van. The kids in grades 7 and
from photographs she took dur-
experience has had on her led 8 had the option of signing up
ing her five years there.
Christina to say “yes” again. She for workshops led by profession-
The timing was fortuitous.
volunteered as an art teacher in als on drumming, photography,
“The arts community was just
her son’s classrooms as he pro- jewellery making, slam poetry,
getting started — if you said ‘yes’
gressed through public school. dance or improv. On the Friday
you could do anything,” she re-
She was also teaching “Art for of “Artscape” week, the students
calls. Christina was talented, en-
Kids” at the Carleton Place Pub- performed in front of the entire
thusiastic and energetic. She re-
lic Library. By the time she was school and for their parents.
ceived an Ontario Arts Council
the de facto art teacher in four Christina organized the event
grant. She became the arts critic
classrooms, she decided to make in conjunction with Arts Carleton
for Sudbury’s “Northern Life”
it formal and augmented her Place and the teachers at Beck-
newspaper, covering music and
BFA with an education degree with Public School, and secured
theatre as well as the visual arts.
from the University of Ottawa. the funding as a pilot project
As curator of a local gallery she
She is now an elementary teach- in the hopes that other schools
hung shows, interviewed artists,
er at Beckwith Public School, as- will follow suit. She knows that
and did TV spots. She learned
sisting other teachers with their an introduction to the thrill of
a great deal about community
arts programs, and guiding the artistic expression by a passion-
participation as a planner for
Art Club for Grades 7 and 8. ate proponent can change your
the city’s Centennial celebration.
MacLachlan’s talent, energy life. Discovering what you love
She became a mother.
and enthusiasm are as much in to do early in life is a true gift.
When Al’s company trans-
evidence today in Carleton Place Funding is required to compen-
ferred him to Ottawa five years
as they were two decades ago in sate the artists, and to purchase
later, the couple found an afford-
Sudbury. Despite recent surgery supplies. MacLachlan invites in-
able house in Carleton Place,
for a total knee replacement, she terested parties to contact Arts
intending to move into the city.
has just completed the second Carleton Place at 257–2031 or
Twenty-two years later both
“Artscape” event at Beckwith Pub- by email at <artscp@bell.net>,
Christina and Al, now a serious
lic School. The concept seems to or get in touch with her directly
photographer, are members of
have emerged as the natural coa- at 257–7710.
Arts Carleton Place, and Chris is
ing her formal training in print- other works, she embellishes her lescence of her love of making art In addition to her art-
a member of the Board of Direc-
making and lithography at the own photographs of architectur- with her love of teaching art. ist profile on the Arts Car-
tors. She was a founding mem-
University of Toronto. Under al and landscape features with This year every student at leton Place database at
ber of Amaryllis, an arts co-op,
the exciting and exacting tute- watercolour and pen and ink. Beckwith — over 420 kids — <www.artscarletonplace.com>, a
with fellow artists and friends
lage of master printmaker Don You can see one of these works spent time with a professional wonderful place to enjoy the art
Rosemary McGinnis, Reva
Holman, she developed a lasting on the cover of the wine list at artist to experience the thrill of Christina MacLachlan will be
and Leonard Dolgoy, Elizabeth
appreciation for the precision Ballygiblin’s Restaurant and Pub of creativity. Students in Junior on Saturday, July 31, during the
Sampson, and many others. For
of clean lines. With her artist’s at 151 Bridge Street in Carleton Kindergarten through Grade Bridge St. Bazaar in downtown
twenty years they held an annual
eye she recreates the stunning Place. 3 worked with mixed-media Carleton Place.
Christmas art exhibit and sale.

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Artist Trading Card
Slungshot at the
WHO
WHAT
Christina MacLachlan
Painter
Heirloom Café
WHERE Home Studio, 133 Spruce Crescent, Carleton
Place, 257–7710, <artscarletonplace.com>
WHEN Saturday, July 31, 10-4, Carleton Place
Bridge St. Bazaar
WHY “It’s a wonderful feeling to be totally immersed in
doing something you love — nothing intrudes.”

Need ‘em… need ‘em… got ‘em…


Clip and save the Artist Trading Card
There’s a new musical scene de- evening, as well as original cock- own look for bands that we liked
All the cool kids do it! veloping in Almonte — a multi- tails such as the “Chaffé Olé” and wanted to work with. At the
genre mix attracting a growing (created for the Brothers Chaffey same time Amanda Sears had
multi-generational audience. The gig on cinco de mayo). With lo- started to plan the Music Series
sounds can be heard every sec- cal musician Ric Denis running and asked us if we wanted to de-
ond Wednesday at the Heirloom the sound, the results are always sign the posters, which we could
Café at 7 Mill Street, starting at music to the ears! then make small silkscreen
8pm (no cover charge). The sights Attendance at the Wednes- runs of and sell at the shows. It
can be seen on telephone poles day night events has been stead- worked out well because we are
and in shop windows around ily growing thanks to word-of- able to help support an ongo-
town, when the distinctive eye- mouth, but it has certainly been ing event in our community as
catching posters (such as the one helped along by a succession well as showcase what we do.
pictured above) hit the streets to of posters that are works of art It’s a labour of love, but since we
announce the shows. themselves. Created by Rick Her- started all of this, the crowds at
The Heirloom itself is a rela- rera and Ryan Lotecki of Slung- each show have been growing
tively new kid on the block, shot Studio, they are sometimes and Slungshot has gained a lot
opened back in November of humourous, often edgy, and al- of great exposure in the process,
2009 by Cordon Bleu trained ways eye-catching. Rick explains so it is definitely paying off. We
chefs Brandy and Richard Klet- why he and Ryan pour their tal- have a lot of interesting projects
nieks. Staff member Amanda ents into this unpaid endeavour. lined up for the future as well, so
Sears soon decided that the artis- “Slungshot Studio is a multi- keep your eyes peeled!”
tic Almonte community needed disciplinary art and design stu- Summer shows at the Heir-
a new live music venue and, with dio based in Almonte, working loom include Angèle Desjardins
MONTHLY OPEN HOUSE the owners’ blessing, began pro- in the areas of graphic design, & Lake of Stew on July 14, Curtis
Wednesday, July 7th gramming the Heirloom Music printmaking, painting, illustra- Chaffey & Kelly Sloan on July 28,
Join us for a tour of the property Series. Amanda’s goal is to cre- tion and sculpture. We started George Birchall & The Brothers
natural health clinic, healing house, ate an acoustic atmosphere that making the Heirloom posters Chaffey on August 11, and Miss
learning centre and more! 5–6pm complements both the beautiful because the two of us have al- Emily Brown & Prescott on Au-
FREE Talk 6–7pm: heritage building and the deli- ways loved music and the rock gust 25. The full schedule can be
Naturopathic solutions cious, locally-sourced menu, posters, t-shirt graphics and found at <www.heirloomcafe.ca>,
for allergies
so she gravitates towards roots, album packaging it all comes and past posters can all be viewed
2386 Thomas Dolan Pkwy folk and blues in her musical se- along with. We decided to teach by clicking on “Heirloom Music
(at Carp Road)
lections. The Heirloom has cre- ourselves how to screen print so Series”.
613–839–1198
www.ecowellness.com ated a special tapas menu for the that we could start creating our — Kris Riendeau

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Slam Poetry —
From Local Finals

Pageful of Poetry
to National Festival
Four months from now, the Cana- walked the path before me, I love that I
dian Festival of Spoken Word will can be inspired over and over again, es-
be taking place in Ottawa. Since pecially when I really need it. Thank you
January, the Lanark County rural to the students and the staff of R. Tait for
slam poetry series has been gearing taking this project beyond my expecta-
up. Poets have been working to- tions. Congratulations to Sara Milligan
wards the final competition. They and Alex Edwards who will be featured as
part of a youth showcase at the Canadian
by Danielle Grégoire Festival of Spoken Word. As program di-
have been writing, memorizing and per- rector, I will also be inviting Ruth Tamas,
forming. Eleven poets have made it to Gillian Bentley, Chantel St. Amour, Ben
the last round of the season, and they McGregor, Shayla Fisher, Jack Irvin and
will be bringing their best pieces to the Danny Albert to take part in the youth-
stage. Slam Poetry is about engaging the focused workshop that will be taught by
audience with the poem. It can be funny, the Slam Poetry champion of the world.
serious, and sometimes life changing. That seems like hyperbole, but it is not.
This June, I spent one week running an My poetic colleague, Ian Keteku, won the
intensive poetry camp for the junior and world championship in France this June,
intermediate students at R. Tait Macken- and he will be leading a writing workshop
zie Public School. I introduced over one for youth at this year’s festival.
hundred young people to the potential of I hope that you have been inspired by
sharing their voices through spoken word this month’s article to take a chance and
poetry with the eventual promise that two come out to see what has been happen-
students would be selected to represent R. ing in our own backyard. On Saturday,
Tait, and Lanark County, at the National July 17, the LiPS Slam Poetry Finals will
Festival. I watched the kids open up and be taking place at the Carleton Place High
brave the stage. The number one fear in School cafetorium. Come be a part of the
North America is public speaking, and action, and watch as the poets compete
they overcame it and went up there to for one of five spots on the team that will
share poems written about their strug- represent Lanark County at the CFSW.
gles, their passions and their lives. It is a high energy show, and it all starts
Every time I think that maybe I’m at 6:30pm. There will be a silent auction,
done with poetry, that I should move on plus delicious baked goods and, of course,
to another art form because I have writ- some terrific spoken word poetry. Tickets
JOIN US FOR FUN SUMMER er’s block, or performer’s anxiety, or can’t are only $10 at the door, so come out and
OUTDOOR ADVENTURES! live up to the standards I’ve set for myself, catch the biggest slam of the season.
I am reminded by others, by the youth As always, if there is an event or per-
Wildlife Watchers Summer Day Camps
of today, that this is important, that all formance you think I should write about,
provide hands-on learning experiences for
of our voices matter. Whether they are please email me at <danielle.gregoire@
children ages 6-11 at the beautiful Mill of
Kintail Conservation Area in Almonte.
the voices of our future or of those who hotmail.com>.

Each day of camp runs on a specific theme


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Campers will have the opportunity to explore
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Last year’s LiPS finalists (pictured above) had the chance to represent Lanark County
at the 2009 Canadian Festival of Spoken Word in Calgary. On Saturday July 17, a whole
new team will be chosen to attend the 2010 Festival in Ottawa. Come on out to
Carleton Place & District High School to cheer on and support all of the participants!

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Art On The Lawn
July 10 and 11 will see the 13th an-
nual Perth Art on the Lawn Show
and Sale, one of the most popular
shows of the summer season. What
started as a small group of friends of
Joy McLenaghan displaying their art,
has grown as a tribute to her memo-
ry and as a contribution to the Perth
Great War Memorial Hospital Foun-
dation, drawing crowds from King-
ston, Brockville, Ottawa and beyond.
This year will be bigger and bet-
ter, featuring over thirty artists, all
members of the Rideau Lakes Art-
ists’ Association, of which Joy was a
founding member. Visitors will enjoy
artwork portraying local landscapes,
sparkling florals, and imagination
unleashed in watercolour, acrylic, oil,
pastel and pencil, as well as pottery,
quilting, iron works and wood carv-
ings. As always, 5% of all sales will
be donated to the Perth Great War
Memorial Hospital Foundation in
Joy’s memory. The show will be open
from 10am to 5pm both days. Visi-
tors are welcome to chat with the art-
ists and enjoy the festive atmosphere
at 3054 Rideau Ferry Road in Perth.
For more information, call 928– Works by over thirty artists (including
3041 or visit the website at <www. Nora Brown, above) will be featured at
rideaulakesartists.com>. the Art on the Lawn event near Perth

Serial-Numbers Bring
Voices to Almonte
Musique Actuelle group Serial-Numbers is made up of nine passionate musicians
from different regions of Ontario and Québec who are devoted to creating and
performing new original music. Negotiating between genres, the music is both
through-composed and improvised, traditional and contemporary, with influences
of the east and the west. The current project is called voices. It is essentially a suite
of songs put together to tell an overall narrative. Their music is truly unique and
original, rich in textural variety and sincere in content.
A new CD is due to be launched as Serial-Numbers heads into their second
summer tour across Ontario and Québec. They will be performing a semi-acous-
tic show at the Almonte Old Town Hall on July 29 at 8:30pm. Their cellist Fjola
Evans will open the evening by performing some solo pieces. Doors open at 8pm.
Tickest are $15 at door, or $12 in advance from Mill Street Books at 52 Mill Street.
For more details, please visit <www.myspace.com/serialnumbersmusic>.

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Brooke Valley
Creative Living Workshops
4th Annual Canoe
Invest a day away from your routine, learn a new skill, make new
friends, take home something you make — those are just some of
the Clyde for Cancer
The youngest participant last year. Interest this year has been Corners. New this year is the
the benefits of taking Brooke Valley Creative Living Workshops,
open to adults from all over eastern Ontario and beyond. year was nine months of age and “amazing,” says Dick Cordick of convenience of registering for
Already in their fourth year, they offer a unique concept in the the oldest, 84. This goes to show Lanark, who started the event the event online. Go to <con-
“summer school” genre — rather than centralizing classes in one that the annual Canoe the Clyde four years ago in support of the vio.cancer.ca/goto/lanarkca-
physical location, the instructors open their studios and gardens for Cancer is an event for anyone Cancer Society. noetheclyde> to sign up and get
in a variety of settings. This allows students to enjoy the inspira- of any age — and, as always, is an Canoe the Clyde couldn’t further details.
tional home of each artisan, as well as experience the full range ideal outing for the family. happen without the support of As usual, this popular event
of tools that each instructor uses. This year’s classes are offered The fourth annual Canoe the participating businesses, where includes live music as well as a
in four locations close to Perth. Clyde takes place on Saturday, paddlers can obtain registration barbeque cooked up by mem-
You can create your first pot or improve your throwing skills August 14, with its launch in the forms. You can pick one up at bers of the Civitan Club. Enter-
with award-winning potter Anne Chambers. Anne is offering a centre of Lanark Village, and is the Nature Lovers’ Book Shop tainment this year will be pro-
week-long pottery class, July 19 to 23. She has been a potter for sponsored by the Lanark & Dis- in Lanark Village, The Mill Store vided by Paul Gemmill and the
twenty-seven years and is in demand around the province as an trict Civitan Club. Outlet in downtown Perth, the Valley Highlanders.
instructor. Call 267–8759 or visit <www.annechambers.ca>. This event has proven itself a Mexican Emporium in Carleton For more information, call
Dawn King (267–5918, dawnkingrustic.ca) and Dean Spen- major success, raising more than Place, Balderson Fine Foods, and 267–1058 or email Dick Cordick
ce (267–4681, kmw.ca) offer different styles of rustic furniture $20,000 for the Canadian Cancer The Hill Store in McDonalds at <riversedgebandb@aol.com>.
building with different kinds of wood — visit their websites to Society since 2007, while also
see examples, in order to de- providing an enjoyable day for
cide what would fit best into those who collect pledges and
your environment. raise funds by taking part in the
At Blue Chicory in Lan- 10-kilometre return trip up the
ark Highlands (278–1226, Clyde River into the heart of the
www.bluechicory.ca), you Lanark Highlands.
can weave your own ham- Each year, the number of par-
mock with Malcolm Wil- ticipants has grown, along with
liams, or find out more about the amounts pledged. Over the
organic gardening practices first three years, it attracted
from Kristine Swaren. more than 250 participants,
Details of dates and tuition who’ve paddled their way up
fees are available online at the Clyde in canoes and kayaks
<www.brookevalley.ca> or in for the cause. When totalled,
a brochure available in local those paddlers have covered
stores and coffee emporiums 2,500 kilometres! The event has
throughout Lanark County

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(look for the sunflower).
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How to be an Email Superstar
Or, The Joys and Delights of BCC
Here’s a totally hypothetical situ- agenda by sending a new email all of your friends a chuckle and
ation: you’re volunteering for a out to your list without you even not get into too much trouble.
group that is raising money to knowing about it.
do something good in your com- • You do not really have per- Use the BCC, Luke
munity and you want to send out mission to distribute other peo- All email programs (even yours)
an email to potential donors. You ple’s email addresses. It’s a bit of have the ability to send emails
write up your appeal and send a grey area in Canada’s privacy in “blind carbon copy” or “bcc”
it out to about a hundred good laws, but there are statutes gov- mode. It is just like using the “to”
souls who you believe would be erning the collection and use of or “cc” field in your email pro-
interested in helping out. A few personal information that could gram, except that the addresses
people respond positively and apply to businesses and/or com- you send to are hidden and can
offer to help out in some way — munity groups. not be seen by anyone but the
all is well. Then someone sends • Sometimes you can uninten- original sender. It is actually a
out a message to the entire list tionally reveal a relationship that pretty fantastic feature.
asking for help with a completely should remain private. In 2002, “But my email program
different initiative. All discussion pharmaceutical company Eli Lil- doesn’t have a bcc field!” you cry.
turns to this new cause. The list ly was charged with violating its Yes it does. If you do not see it,
has suddenly become hijacked own privacy policies when it ac- it means you are using one of
by this usurper! If you are like cidentally released the addresses the many programs that have
most people, you are supremely of more than six hundred people decided to hide the bcc field by
Pick up theHumm in Almonte at annoyed. Several people express taking Prozac. default. Rather than spend time
their annoyance to you that they • Individuals or businesses can and space here outlining how to
the herb garden received this unsolicited email spam your email distribution list. turn this feature on in your par-
and ask to be left out of future There is an entire industry built ticular program, I recommend
appeals. It’s a disaster. around harvesting addresses that you visit <whybcc.com>.
Unfortunately, this type of from bulk emails. (As an aside, Their “How to Use Bcc in…” has
thing happens a lot. Because it is estimated that 80–85% of guides for enabling bcc in many
email is a cheap and convenient all email in the world is spam. popular email programs.
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Hollyhock Grange Hollyhock Grange
Flavour of the Month

Sarah and Eric Mackenzie Their similar and different ing triplets or quads. Sarah has
moved from Ottawa to Hol- talents and interests work well learned most of what she knows
lyhock Grange, their 1800s together. Eric does most of the about sheep husbandry by asking
wood and brick farmhouse, heavy outdoor work. Sarah, a lot of questions of other sheep
ten years ago. A tip from having grown up in a ”handy” farmers, which she says has been
Eric’s mom led them to this family, has been happy to do invaluable to her.
property, which had long a lot of the renovations in the When I arrived at the farm,
been neglected. They were house over the years. Eric has Eric and Sarah were rolling up
able to purchase the farm provided such essential services the sides of the greenhouse with a
for a song — one hundred as the “cleanup crew” following new WWOOFer (Willing Work-
acres of Class 1, 2, and 4 her work — wow, what could be ers On Organic Farms). Hosting
land — and have spent con- better!? When it comes to the WWOOFers has been a regular
siderable time in the ensu- garden and greenhouse, both of highlight of their summers for
them care for the plants — per- the past several years. For the
By Susie Osler ennials and vegetables for sale, most part, they say, the people
ing years renovating the house, as well as the tasks involved in who have stayed with them have Eric and Sarah MacKenzie
fixing up the barns, building growing a ¾-acre market garden. been a wonderful addition to the
greenhouses and fencing, and Sarah, drawing on her interest in family. Besides providing them Who They Are
developing their diverse farming animals, manages the sheep and with valuable labour, they often Hollyhock Grange, Sarah and Eric MacKenzie
business. For the last four years lambs. They also care for a flock bring insight into the different 577 Kitley Line 1, Smiths Falls, ON, K7A 4S5
they have also been raising twin of Barred Rock hens and a roost- cultures they come from, which 284–0578, <smackenzie@juno.com>
sons (with another one on the er, and incubate their own chicks is enriching for everyone — es-
way!). I often wonder how some each year. pecially the kids. The WWOOF- What They Offer
ers have come from all parts Non-certified organic market vegetables, perennials, lamb (piece

T he cyclical nature of living close to the


land, raising animals and growing food is
grounding.
of the world: Korea, Germany,
Japan, Switzerland, France and
other parts of Canada. They stay
or phone now to order by the half or whole), eggs when available,
savoury baked goods, jams, salsas, pickles, relishes

for a minimum of two weeks and Where They Sell


up to two months, working and Perth Farmers’ Market, Smiths Falls Farmers’ Market
couples successfully manage to On Saturdays, both Eric and learning from Sarah and Eric in (8am–1pm, Saturdays May – October)
live and work so closely with Sarah go off to markets — one exchange for room and board.
each other when other couples to Perth and another to Smiths Teaching and mentoring
fail at it. Perhaps it boils down Falls. Next year they hope to add seems to be taking on a greater Ontario-style Niçoise Salad
to intention, shared vision and a roadside stand to their mar- role in the MacKenzies’ lives. 1 pound penne pasta, cooked al dente
goals, overlapping interests and keting strategy. When you go Aside from WWOOFers, Sarah ¾ cup olive oil
values, complementary skills, to market on Saturdays, there and Eric have hosted workshops 2 tsp minced Ontario garlic
and a successful division of la- is really only one main harvest (organized with the National ¼ cup chopped Ontario green onion
bour. That appears to be the case day of the week, and when you Farmers Union) for new farmers ½ cup sliced black olives (optional)
for these two at least! have a garden full of growing about sheep farming, and farm 3 Tbsp drained capers (optional)
Despite being the son of a vegetables, often things need to visits by youth groups to see 8 anchovy fillets, sliced in half lengthwise (optional)
veterinarian, Eric’s passion is for be picked and eaten at different lambing in action. They have pro- ½ cup chopped Ontario parsley
plants, and he has a background times. A roadside stand can be a vided guidance to, and planted Black pepper to taste
in horticulture from Kemptville. good way make use of this mid- garlic with, youth at YAK’s new Salt to taste
Sarah, on the other hand, had week produce. garden (YAK is the youth center
an early interest in animals and Over the years the MacKen- in Perth), and organized the first ½ pound Ontario green beans, lightly steamed until crisp
at one point wanted to become zies have increased their flock Seedy Saturday in Perth this 1 pint Ontario cherry tomatoes, cut in half
a vet. She eventually opted for of Dorset ewes to fifty. They past spring (which was a huge 3 hard-boiled Ontario free range eggs, coarsely chopped
studies in environmental scienc- chose to raise sheep due to the success). Sarah is also president 2 cans white meat tuna, drained and flaked
es. The two met while working at animal’s small size, lean and easy of the Perth Farmers’ Market. Add first set of ingredients to warm, drained pasta in a large
a garden centre in Ottawa. When to digest meat, and relative ease They recognize the benefits of bowl and toss well. If omitting optional items, more salt will
they realized they wanted to in care. Though Dorsets are not inspiring young people to view need to be added.
make a go of it together, they de- the heaviest producers — hav- farming as a fulfilling and valued Prepare vegetables, eggs and meat. Place in bowl and toss
cided that the farming life might ing one to two lambs a year — career choice, and the equally lightly. Allow to cool to room temperature. For a vegetarians,
suit them and here they now are, they throw big lambs and lack important task of educating the omit eggs and tuna.
in the midst of building a success- many of the problems that other public around the value (or lack
ful farming life and family. breeds encounter when deliver- of it) of the food they ingest, been witnessing the excitement autumn. In July comes a shift to
how it is grown, and the positive and curiosity of young people irrigation, fencing, greater har-
choices they can make to sup- learning about growing food and vesting and canning. Things
port both a heathy body and a raising animals. calm down a bit in November
healthy, sustainable food system. The couple loves the seasonal and December, allowing time for
Efforts to build public awareness variation in their work. No two wood gathering and repairs. The
are slowly having an impact. At days are alike and the tasks shift cyclical nature of living close to
markets, Sarah and Eric have with the seasons — lambing in the land, raising animals and
seen an increasing interest and early spring, starting plants in growing food is grounding. For
support for local food, herbs and early April, planting and tend- self-described “home-bodies”, it
cooking, and growing food. Per- ing the garden and the farmers’ is a good life.
haps even more rewarding has market for the summer and early

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Humm Bits:
Classic Theatre is a Friend of the Perth Library
Perth’s Classic Theatre Festival is partnering with the Friends
of the Perth Library for a performance of Noel Coward’s Blithe
Spirit. A portion of the proceeds from ticket sales to the show
on July 28 will go to the Friends and the work they do to sup-
port the Perth Library. Tickets are $30 each, and are available
from the Library. The performance starts at 8pm at the Studio
Theatre in Perth.

Canadian Aid for Chernobyl


Shoeboxes For Seniors In Chernobyl is launching its 2010 Cam-
paign (June 1 to September 1) and is looking for your support.
The Shoeboxes project began in 2003 and has been well re-
ceived in the community. To date, 4,880 boxes have been filled
with much needed personal care items. Most nursing home sen-
iors there do not have access to very basic hygiene items such
as soap, shampoo, lotions, etc. The recipients, seniors living in
nursing homes in Chernobyl, have been overjoyed with the com-
passion shown them. This community has brought many smiles
to weary faces. Organizers are challenging the community to The cast of The Unlikely Sainthood of Madeline McKay prepares for shows in late July and early
surpass the 1,200 boxes donated in 2008. August at Neat Coffee Shop in Burnstown
To help them reach their goal, you can donate filled shoebox-
es, personal care items or funds that can be used to purchase
items. Please call 342–9017 (Sharon Hanna) or 345–6983 (Col-
leen Gray) for more information or to participate.
An Unlikely Sainthood…
Echo echo Productions is ex- Producer/director Heather Mrs. Martin by Kate Aspengren.
Income tax receipts can be issued for cash donations, as well
as for items you have purchased. Simply include your store re- cited to present The Unlikely Sagmeister along with Chris Kyte They are gaining a reputation for
ceipt along with your name and address. Sainthood of Madeline McKay are once again stepping onto the producing professional-looking
by multiple award-winning play- stage with Echo echo Produc- shows. Their productions have
Summer Events at Artemesia wright Joseph Aragon. Perfor- tions’ third show. They are joined been called “NAC-worthy”, “the
Artemisia Gallery in Westport will run a five-week summer art mances will be held July 29 to by a very talented cast which in- talk of the Valley” and “wonder-
program for children and teens from 7 to 15 years old. Classes August 1 and August 5 and 6, cludes Debra Bee, Grey Masson, fully acted!” by their audiences.
will be held Wednesdays for ages 7 to 10 and Fridays for ages 8pm nightly, at Neat Coffee Shop Emily Waterston, Michael Brad- The people at Echo echo Pro-
11 to 15, from 2 to 4pm, beginning June 30, and will cost $10 in Burnstown. ley and Stephanie McGregor. ductions pride themselves in
per child. Young children will complete one craft project each This show is a dark comedy Heather Sagmeister was part bringing in shows that are dif-
class, while teens will either create art or participate in creative about secrets and deceptions, of the original 2003 cast of The ferent from anything else in the
problem-solving activities. Space is limited. To reserve a spot for faith and redemption. It takes Unlikely Sainthood of Madeline area. They choose plays that will
your child or request further information, call 273–8775 or stop place in a religious commune McKay at the Winnipeg Fringe explore emotions and keep you
by Artemisia Gallery at 7 Spring Street in Westport. where Madeline, a con artist, Festival, where it won an award talking about them for days.
Valery Lloyd-Watts, internationally recognized pianist, will gains a following by claiming for “Best New Manitoban Play”. Don’t miss The Unlikely Saint-
be the featured performer at Artemisia’s Customer Apprecia- to be the holy messenger of Writer Joseph Aragon has also hood of Madeline McKay. Tickets
tion Day, July 11 from 2 to 5pm at the gallery. Her performance the Virgin Mary. Her life seems been the recipient of two “Best are $15 and can be purchased at
will feature classical selections as well as pops and movie scores. good until the “real” Mary starts in Fest” awards at the Winnipeg Neat Coffee Shop, as well as the
High tea will be served in addition to the performance. Space is to visit her and reveals less- Fringe Festival. Renfrew and Arnprior O’Brien
limited and available on a first-come, first-served basis. Guests than-holy goings-on in the com- Since Echo echo Productions Theatres. For reservations or
will need to bring their own seating. mune. Madeline must choose began last summer, they have put more information, please email
the right path to save those she on two successful shows: Jocasta <echo_echo_prod@hotmail.com>
cares about. by Sandra Perlman and Dear or call 433–3205.

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We sure are having fun in Burnstown. We’re roasting our own
coffee, brewing it with our Clover (coffee) and Mistral
(espresso) machines, making meals in our wood fired oven and
hosting some really talented musicians and performers. We
hope you can drop in to check us out.

Are you ensconced in a comfy spot? Then read on and savour Sebastian Weetabix’s take
on the Valley’s bakery–café scene…

Half Baked
Intrepid Weetabix has undertaken a mis- Kim McKinty that theirs may actually be
www.neatfood.com sion in the ill-defined space of social gas-
tronomy. For the purposes of this article,
a coffee, community and music story as
much as it is about the alchemy of flour
a bakery-café is defined by its primary and other ingredients. Not enough space
attributes of providing a meeting place here to talk about their concert program,
July 8th with food and coffee (both artisanal), an but be sure to check it out on their web-
atmosphere conducive to gathering and site. Their coffee story might be an article
Tony Cox July 14th July 25th discussions, and a physical space wherein on its own too. And to the point of this
Ryan Leblanc $15 Bjørn Berge $30 Steve Payne $20 all attributes come together. article — Neat is a convivial space with
Baking is ancient magic in which se- food and coffee that is rapidly becoming
lected and proportioned basic ingredi- a nexus for its neighbourhood as well
ents are morphed through the application as a popular refreshment stop for those
of heat, microbes, mechanical work and passing through Burnstown.
time into fundamentally different entities. An hour or so later, a scenic drive brought
It is an enormously complex technology, me to Perth and the Sunflower Bake
which even in its simplest and crudest Shop <www.sunflowerbakeshop.com>
form can deliver appetizing products. In — open from 7:30am through the af-
its more refined implementations, baking ternoon six days a week — on the main
is transformative at all levels — the ingre- street and with a deck on the bank of the
dients merge into a new entity which is to Tay River. More bakery than café, it of-
them as a butterfly is to a grub. The baker fers coffee (Peet’s) as an afterthought and
becomes a demigod or at least is suffused is more focused on take-away than ‘eat-
with the pride of craft (note: even if all you in’. I do a bit of the latter and then mosey
did was pour ingredients and turn on the off to Carleton Place.
bread machine — you baked something!) Pass by two Tim Hortons™ without
and the consumer can be transported any twinge of temptation or regret en
(perhaps even literally) by the resultant route to visit the appropriately named
product. So, with magic and hunger as Good Food Co. Here a former scientist
allies, we have the basis for the bakery turned dessert chef has built a delight-
café — or perhaps it is the coffee which ful breakfast and lunch restaurant into
came first. Weetabix considers this debate a near perfect realization of the platonic
settled; many baked goods contain eggs, ideal of the bakery-café — a good cof-
unlike most recipes for coffee (other than fee (Equator) is accompanied by an aptly
“cowboy” coffee). named savoury scone and some inter-
There are bakeries of quality, the om- esting conversation. Owner-chef Petra
nipresent Tim Hortons™ and numerous Graber has interesting comments on
restaurants which serve baked goods of running a small restaurant and has spot-
varying quality, but the bakery-café genre ted a shift from muffins to scones among
is a unique community resource com- her customers; a trend which may be sig-
bining the seductive alchemy of baking nificant (noted for future investigations).
with a space where one may gather one’s Practical limits of anatomy (present and
thoughts or one’s friends and luxuriate in future) limit sampling, despite tempta-
the shared sensory pleasures of food, bev- tions offered by several intriguing spe-
erage and fellowship. cies of cookie. Readers are advised that
As usual, we do not attempt a survey personal research should be undertaken.
and leave more extensive research and And so to Almonte where Palms on
comparative assessments to our readers. Mill Street offers an irresistible cheddar
Following are observations on only four and roasted red pepper scone (who is
establishments that illustrate different Weetabix to buck a trend?) with a cred-
styles and forms of the bakery-café genre; ible double espresso (Equator). Art on
small community-based bakeries such as the walls and a well-lighted open space
Baker Bob’s (Almonte), Olde Towne Bak- makes for a relaxing setting, and owner-
ery (Carleton Place), Church Street and chef Sally Parsons offers the ultimate
Westport Bakeries (Westport) etc. are a mission statement for her bakery-café:
different genre and perhaps a topic for fu- “It’s about the experience… you go away
ture ramblings. happier than you came in”. I did.
In “geographical order” we report on: — Sebastian Weetabix kneads you to know
Neat Food <www.neatfood.com>, where that he busted his buns trying to leaven
over an excellent muffin and outstanding this article with enough up-to-date infor-
coffee, Weetabix learned from proprietor mation to make it currant…

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The Smiths Falls Scene
A Sensational Month in Smiths Falls
Q: What do you get if you al acts, such as Johnny Rock ing” with Dottie The Clown, or Anything else happening in sommelier Wayne Walker. For
mix a canal, a railway and Star, Maria Hawkins Band, The “Elementary Magic” with Eric Smiths Falls this month you ask? more information and reserva-
chocolate? Journeymen, the Doherty Broth- Leclerc, to name a few. Sure. Let’s see how many I can tions, contact 283–6114 or email
A: A fabulous festival fon- ers, Freddy Vet and The Flames, Ready to stretch your legs squeeze in here: <kiltandcastle@email.com>.
due, of course! The Meredith Luce Band, and again? Visit the authentic abo- On July 3, from 8pm to 1am, The Rideau Canal Museum
Yes, ladies and gentle- many more. I’m told that even riginal village on Turtle Island. the arena of the Memorial Com- and the Rideau Roundtable are
men, the Smiths Falls Can- Elvis is expected to make an ap- Enjoy unique native exhibits and
al Railway and Chocolate pearance! demonstrations, including cere- Enjoy a fabulous view of the Rideau River
Festival, our main summer Sing your heart out, then monial music and dance, as well from the patio at the new Chuckles Jack
attraction, is set to go from switch to laughter with the com- as food preparation and tasting. restaurant in Smiths Falls
Friday, July 16, to Sunday, edic stylings of Larry Smith (top Feature attractions include a
July 18. Bigger and better stand-up comedian and MC), midway, medieval battle dem-
than ever, the festival will Dottie The Clown, Eric Leclerc onstrations, tug of war games,
(Canada’s top magician), The chocolate contests, free electric
by Joffre Ducharme Purple Dragon Puppet Theatre, train rides, horse and wagon
have something for everyone — Markus (star of YTV), Lil John rides, a soapbox derby, a card-
lots of things for everyone, ac- Magic and Variety Show, Kob- board boat race, Voyageur canoe
tually. bler Jay the Eccentric Juggler, trips, and of course the big pa-
The gates open at 4pm on and Cap’n Matt, among others. rade on Saturday morning.
Friday, allowing festival-goers Not tired yet? Take in one of I know — all this in one week-
access to our Centennial Park, the many family-friendly work- end! For further information, see
boasting 100,000 blooms on the shops, from “Puppet Making, <www.canalrailwayfest.com>.
banks of the Historic Rideau Character Creation” with Frank After all that festivalling, if
Canal Waterway. Meschkuleit (voice and puppet you’re like me, you’re looking for
Throughout the weekend you master from Follow That Bird a nice place to eat. Well, you’re in
can enjoy a variety of music- and Fraggle Rock) to “Face Paint- luck. In addition to a host of other munity Centre will be trans- offering interpretive heritage
fine eateries, and just in time for formed into a dance hall as the canoe tours in 34-foot replica
summer, we have a new restaurant Rink 'n' Roll Rideau Ferry Nos- voyageur canoes on the Historic
in town. Chuckles Jack, located talgia Dance takes place. Come Rideau Canal. Dates are July 16
at the Comfort Inn, is the first in swing the night away to the rock- to 18 at the Canal, Railway and
a chain that will see restaurants of ing sounds of the Digratos, The Chocolate Festival and on Wed-
the same name open in St. Cather- Continentals, ESP, Big Act and nesdays July 28 and August 11
ine’s, Brockville and Niagara Falls. The Last Supper. Tickets for the and 25. Contact Stew Hamill
Not bad company! The menu evening are $12 and can be pur- at <shamill@ripnet.com>, see
features Thai, Eastern Indian and chased from Margo at the Rec- <www.rideauroundtable.ca>, or
Mexican dishes along with the reational Department in Smiths call 284–1884.
more down-home fare you would Falls or by calling 283–2967. On July 25, the Rolling Thun-
expect to find in any good family Proceeds from the event will go der Classic Car Show and Shop
restaurant. The location also fea- to support the new arena. rolls into Lower Reach Park.
tures a large patio overlooking the Every Sunday until Septem- For more information, contact
Historic Rideau River. ber  12, from 5pm to 8pm, Bev- Rick Desjardins at 284–1884 or
My wife and I enjoyed a deli- erley and Mak Evans will host <Desjardins@cogeco.ca>.
cious meal there on Father’s Day the only free, outdoor, sum- And, on July 30, we wrap up
when our gracious waiter, Chase, mer-long open stage in East- the month with the first ever
told us of plans for Jazz Night ern Ontario. Come and see our musical performance in our new
sessions in the near future. Stay talented local singers, dancers, Station Theatre, as the TorQ
tuned. musicians and other entertain- Quartet bring their unique
By the way, if you’re too tired ers as they strut their stuff under Classical/World Beat percussion
to walk to the restaurant — no the cover of the site’s brand new sounds to the stage.
problem. Hitch a ride with one of covered stage, located in Lower Q: Where do you go for family
the Rideau Rickshaw Runners. Reach Park. Visit the website fun this Summer?
Too full to walk back? Rideau <openstage.ca/smithsfalls.html>. A: Sensational Smiths Falls!
Rickshaw Runners to the rescue. On Sunday, July 18, join us at — Joffre Ducharme is a local pho-
Actually, this is a very nice way to the Kilt and Castle Pub for an tographer and writer. Reach him
tour the downtown core. afternoon of wine tasting with at <cjoffrecare@yahoo.ca>.

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In Our Area
Theatre For All Ages
Not surprisingly, most of
from Tickets Please, located in- Emerging Performing Arts
the troupes of our area are
side Jo’s Clothes at 39 Foster St Group” by the Mississauga Arts
taking a well-earned sum-
in Perth. Council, TorQ was formed in
mer break in July and Au-
On the musical front, on Fri- 2004 by four young, enthusi-
gust, gearing up for what
day July 30, for one night only, astic Toronto-area percussion-
Theatre News

the Smiths Falls Community ists looking to add new energy


will, I expect, be a wonder-
Theatre is proud to present to percussion repertoire and
fully active fall season.
And nimbly stepping
Smiths Falls’ own Richard Bur- performance. Tickets ($20) will
rows, bringing his TorQ Quar- be available at Bham’s Kiosk in
into this gap comes the
tet to play in his home town. the County Fair Mall or may be
first professional sum-
mer stock theatre troupe
TorQ competed as the sole purchased at the door if not sold
to work in our area for a
Canadian representative at the out. For further information, go
very long while, with their
Luxembourg International Per- to <www.torqpercussion.ca>.
cussion Quartet Competition, For younger performers,
by Ian Doig and have performed at numer- the Perth Academy of Musi-
brand new opening season. The ous Canadian Music Festivals. cal Theatre has announced
Classic Theatre Festival begins Awarded a MARTY for “Best their summer schedule. And
what promises to be a perma- for young actors, singers or
nent feature on our summer wannabes, what a line-up it
calendar at the Perth Studio is! A workshop on Sword-
Theatre, with Noel Coward’s fighting and Stage Com-
classic hit, Blithe Spirit. Open- bat for performers aged 10
ing night is July 9 at 8pm, and and up is scheduled from
the run continues on Wednes- July  5–9, with a perform-
days, Thursdays, Fridays and ance on the 10th. During the
Saturdays at 8pm with 2pm same timeframe, a work-
matinées on Wednesdays, shop for ages 5 to 9 on Dis-
Saturdays and Sundays until ney Princesses and Animals
the first of August, when the will be held, with a perform-
stage will be taken over by ance on the 9th. This will be
their second show of the sum- followed from July 12–23
mer, The Voice of the Turtle. by workshops on Gilbert
Some of Canada’s top talents and Sullivan’s Pirates of
will be appearing on the Stu- Penzance for ages 5 to 18,
dio stage during this run, and with performances on the
it is simply not to be missed 22nd and 23rd. And then, to
by any local theatre lover! Well-known Canadian character close off a busy July indeed,
Tickets are $30 each for adults actor Virginia Roncetti will be in comes Disney’s High School
and $21 for youth (under 30, Perth during July to play the coveted Musical 2 from July 26 to
with ID), from 877–283–1283, role of Madame Arcati in the Classic August 6, with perform- Pick up theHumm in Perth at
<w w w.cla ssicthe atre.c a>, Theatre Festival’s production of Noel ances on August 5th and 6th,
<info@classictheatre.ca> or Coward’ s comedy Blithe Spirit for ages 5 through 18. riverguild fine crafts

Fluffy? Paws? Chester? Puppets Up!


Mill Street Books in Almonte needs International Puppet Festival
your help! They have a very friendly
new chair (that looks a little like a
Workshops 2010
www.puppetsup.ca
kitty) for their children’s area — and
it’s in need of a name. If you have a Puppetry workshops will run during July.
creative idea, please fill out an entry Many will be held on weekends
form at the store (52 Mill Street), or
Trish Leeper Sat
call Mary at 256–9090. The deadline Puppets for TV July 3
is July 10.
Stephanie Williams Sun
Classroom Puppets July 4

Noreen Young Tue -Fri


Latex Puppets July 6-9

Wed
Children’s Workshop July 7

Puppet Mongers Sat-Sun


Puppet Theatres July 10-11

Diane Bouchard Sat-Sun


Creative Techniques July 17-18

Camille McMillan Sat-Sun


Commedia dell’arte Masks July 24 - 25

For full details and registration see


www.puppetsup.ca
and click on Festival Information

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Happy 20th, Stewart Park Festival!
Under a canopy of majestic This year is a very special one on site to record both Jadea Kelly nights, which start at 9:30pm Chi, and Waterfront Yoga, or get
maple trees, the Stewart Park — the 20th anniversary of the and David Baxter for future Can- and go “until late”. Participating your groove on with African / Hip
Festival in beautiful downtown festival! To celebrate, organizers ada Live concerts. And there’s venues include the Perth Legion, Hop Dance Fusion… check out
Perth brings together an eclec- have put together a top-notch even a brand new website where the Stone Cellar, Mexicali Rosa’s, <www.stewartparkfestival.com>
tic variety of Canadian and in- line-up that features numer- you can find the full schedule O’Reilly’s, and the Perth Restau- for full details.
ternational musicians for a great ous favourites from the past as of entertainers and workshops: rant. Buy your button at the fes- To commemorate this very
weekend of over thirty free out- well as some exciting newcom- <www.stewartparkfestival.com>. tival, or at the door of any of the special event, theHumm con-
door concerts. The weekend of ers. You’ll find some of Canada’s venues. If you only want to at- tacted a few of our favourite per-
July 16 to 18 offers something most established (and often Juno After Hours Scene tend one show, you can purchase formers from past years who are
for all ages and tastes, including award-winning) singer/song- If you just can’t get enough of a $10 single entry fee at the door returning for the festival’s 20th
children’s entertainment and an writers, plus new and emerging terrific live music, you can con- for that show only. anniversary. They seem just as
international food and artisans talent. There will be plenty of tinue the party late into the night The popular Saturday Work- excited to be playing as we are
market. The festival runs Fri- danceable world beat — Afri- on both Friday and Saturday shops are back again this year, with to see them perform live again
day from noon to 9pm, Saturday can, souljazz and flamenco with by purchasing an After Hours a day full of activities on the 17th, in the lovely, laid-back setting of
from 10am to 9pm, and Sunday some Australian talent thrown button. The low price of $20 from 10am through to 5pm. Relax Stewart Park…
from 10am to 6pm. in to the mix. CBC Radio will be gets you into all shows on both with Reiki in the Park, Taoist Tai — Kris Riendeau

The Arrogant Worms on the secrets of


success and longevity…
“We always try to hang out with people who are way old-
er and look way worse than us. We find we look pretty
good by comparison. Just kidding. We’re immature and
goofy because that’s all we know how to do. If we were
suddenly faced with doing a serious show with serious
songs for serious people we’d seriously choke. The nice
thing about our job is that it has never really forced us
to grow up and not be goofballs. Our audience keeps us
silly because they demand nothing less than ridiculous.
We are here to serve.”
Rick Fines on jamming at Stewart Park… Jenny Whiteley on what
“I think back to a couple years ago when Suzie Vin-
makes the Stewart Park
nick and I had a great workshop/jam with Fruit. That Festival great for families…
was a magical musical experience that felt transcend- “Not only is there always high quality
ent!  The whole is greater than the parts. Magic  like music on the main stage, but there
that happens because of excellent programming with are many workshops and vendors,
a vision for what makes a great festival, when artists face painters and food stands, that
and audience can shine together. Later that night make this festival a breeze for fami-
Fruit came to a campfire we were having at Wendy lies with kids, and makes us grown
and Don’s and we played until the sun came up!” children want to be invited to play!”

More than 60
garlic,craft and food vendors
Saturday, August 14
9AM to 5PM

Sunday, August 15
9AM to 4PM
A Lions Club of Perth event

Perth Fairgrounds in support of local causes

www.perthgarlicfestival.com
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t he 15 t h Ann ual M idsummer

H ERBF EST
Sun day, July 25, 9am–5pm (rain or shine)
Demonstrations Special Feature
Admission included with Day Pass.
Demo Tent 1: Chef Cook –off
Demo Tent 1 11am to Chef Cook-Off with host Debbie Trenholm
9:45–10:30am Gay Cook (former food editor for The 1pm (accredited sommelier of Savvy Company), and
Ottawa Citizen) featuring these three local celebrity chefs:
11am–1pm Chef Cook-Off (see Special Feature) Chef Eric Matolsci of The Cheshire Cat Pub
2–3pm Medicines of the Forests The Cheshire Cat offers traditional British pub fare
(Diana Beresford-Kroeger, author) that includes bangers and mash, steak and mush-
room pie and arguably the best fish and chips in
Demo Tent 2 Ottawa. Eric also incorporates finer foods into the
many special events run at the pub, and takes pride
10am Sacred Herbs to Aid Meditation in sourcing local foods from the West Carleton area.
(Bhuvaneswari Devi) www.cheshirecatpub.com
11am Labyrinth Presentation & Walk Chef Marc Miron of Cuisine & Passion
(Bev Chen) Located in Orleans, Cuisine & Passion also offers
12pm Vegetarian for a Day a cooking school, a retail division, upscale meals
(Loreen Osborne) to go and a personal line of products. Marc has
been the personal chef to the Rolling Stones and
1pm Herbal Cheeses
prepared meals for royalty, leaders of the free world
(Vanessa Simmons)
and a room full of international food critics.
2pm Herbal Magic and Lore www.cuisinepassion.ca
(Dale Dalessio)
Executive Chef Jason Duffy of ARC Lounge
3pm Improving Digestion with Herbs ARC Lounge is a hidden downtown dining gem
(Anne Driscoll) that locals have come to revere. Eclectically local
and seasonally inspired, Jason brings together all
the elements for an ultimate culinary experience.
Music Program (in the food court) Jason studied French Cuisine at Institut de Tour-
isme et D’Hôtellerie du Québec.
9–9:45am Marimba Band www.arcthehotel.com
1–2pm Lucas Haneman & Elyssa Mahoney
2:30–3:30pm Vocata a capella trio
4–5pm Peter Brown Jazz Trio

For all ages


LiPS poetry (2–3pm in the gazebo), Family Labyrinth Walk
(3pm), PHOOM — Fairies, Face Painting, Henna Tattoos, Qi
Gong demos (1pm and 3pm), Wild Herb Walk, Garden Walk
Arnprior
Almonte Carp
March Road

Advance Herb Festival passes are on sale at:


Upper Dwyer Hill Rd.

the Herb Garden, 3840 Old Almonte Rd., Ottawa (613) 256-0228
Highway 417

The Table Restaurant, 1230 Wellington St., Ottawa (613) 729-5973 Old Almonte Rd.
Reid Landscaping, 142 Pick Rd., Carleton Place (613) 253-3467

Single Pass: $4 / Family Pass: $12 in advance ($5 ea. or $15 per family at the gate)
On-site parking $2 (Sorry, no parking available on Old Almonte Road)
3840 Old Ottawa
The Herb Garden is 15 km west of Scotia Bank Place towards Almonte. It is
Almonte Rd. Highway 417

located just east of the Upper Dwyer Hill Road on the Old Almonte Road. Highway 7

For more information, maps and other festival pass locations: Carleton Place
(613)256-0228 www.herbfest.ca
Celebrate H erbs
an d More at the
15 th An nual H erbfest
I
f you are reading this These small- and medium-sized Wander through the out-
and you have never at- vendors not only supply the door herbal market and dis-
tended Herbfest, then Ottawa Valley with their great cover the many uses of herbs
this is the year you must mark products, but also spend their — from potted plants, pot-
your calendar and come. Invite money locally. Their profits are pourris, oils and vinegars,
your friends and car pool — not sent out of town! dried wreaths and preserves to
rain or shine — from 9am to Our group of 70 friendly salves, natural skin care prod-
5pm on Sunday, July 25. community-minded volunteers ucts, bath salts, massage oils
This co-operative effort by will assure that you arrive and and tinctures. You’ll also find
almost 100 local small enter- leave in a great mood, with many books on herbs. Come
prises, farms and artisans is every intention of returning early for breakfast accompa-
guaranteed to im- nied by marimba
press you. Many rhythms (from
vendors and visitors 9–9:45am), and
have been returning stay for the day. You
for years. One rea- will find live music
son is that it is vir- and dance per-
tually impossible to formances, poetry
see, hear and experi- readings, a capella
ence everything that singers, face paint-
Herbfest has to offer ing, henna tattoos,
in just one visit. A crafts and guided
quick peek at www. tours throughout
herbfest.ca might the day as well as
lead you to Youtube demonstrations ,
where you can view seminars, and of
a video clip from course the popular
Herbfest 2004, when Gerry & with your friends for next year’s Chef Cook-off.
George, the new owners of the Herbfest. While you’re here, For further information,
Herb Garden, hosted their first take a tour of the formal theme and directions to the Herb
festival. Yes! It has been seven beds, accompanied by melodic Garden at 3840 Old Almonte
glorious years. local bird songs, where over Road in Ottawa, visit www.
Our goal is to introduce you 150 different varieties of culi- herbfest.ca or www.herb-
to your neighbours who pro- nary, medicinal, aromatic and garden.on.ca. Find daily up-
duce local, healthy, natural, landscaping herbs are featured. dates about the event on our
pesticide-free, organic prod- Take a guided “wild herb walk” facebook group: Midsummer
ucts. Surveys of past visitors on the wetland trail, or bring Herbfest. Of course, you can
show that the main reason the kids on what they will call also reach us the old fashioned
they come is to experience the “jungle trail”, because of the way by calling 613–256–0228.
the great variety of locally tall grasses. See you soon!
produced goods and services.

herbfest 2010 Sun day, Jul


It All Began
In A Garden…
T
he Herb Garden was dren’s activities, and scheduled about being fifteen years ahead
established in 1994 luncheons. of their time! This not-for-
by Sharon and Ger- Our large Century Barn, the profit organization welcomes
ry Channer. In 2004 the new highlight of our annual Ottawa over 65 volunteers from our
owners, George and Gerry, Doors Open event in June, is community who look forward
experienced their first season. undergoing its third major reno- to the day, as well as up to 95
Our specialty remains the vation in 180 years, with a new local vendors who, by the way,
growing and selling of pot- pine floor from Barr Lumber are your neighbours. Unlike
ted herbs for people to plant filling in the haymow. The pre- most festivals, it is not subsi-
in their gardens. We encour- vious renovations were a 1915 dized with your tax dollars but
age their use for culinary, me- tile patterned concrete floor is self-financed with the mod-
dicinal and landscaping uses. with trough in the cow barn, and est entrance fees — only $5
The Comfrey Cottage, one of the new roof in 1947. The other per adult and $15 for families.
our two renovated log farm change you will quickly notice is A quick look at the scheduled
buildings, serves as our farm the new solar array which will events listed will confirm what
gate gift shop — it’s stocked make the Herb Garden an elec- a great deal this represents.
with an eclectic array of pots, tricity producer capable of pow- We look forward to hosting
herbal and gardening books, ering four to five homes. the 15th Annual OVHA Mid-
and interesting giftware. The Ottawa Valley Herb As- summer Herbfest and hope you
The spacious Bergamot Barn sociation, a group of herbal busi- will join us, and all the Herbfest
serves as our reception area nesses, created the first “Mid- fans, this summer.
and art gallery. summer Herbfest” at the Herb We have hosted visitors from
The Herb Garden has since Garden — we celebrate the 15th all over the world. We look for-
expanded to become more anniversary this year. The goal of ward to your visit soon!
than an agro-tourism endeav- the festival was and continues to And remember… “It all be-
our. We hosted two weddings be the promotion of small local gan in a garden.”
that first summer. They en- herb- and wellness-related en- — George and Gerry from The
joyed the experience so much trepreneurs and artisans. Talk Herb Garden
that, in September, they them-
selves were married in the now
famous gazebo, which is set to
host no fewer than ten wed-

Let us be the key


dings this season. The annual
Mothers’ Day Buffet Brunch,
catered by Savoury Pursuits of
Almonte, has been a sellout for
the past seven years. The Herb
Garden also collaborates on a
to your next
Thai Buffet Dinner and, new
this year, a “100 Mile” Buffet
Dinner.
successful event
Having developed a reputa-
tion for excellent service, the
Herb Garden has become a The Herb Garden is
go-to destination for outdoor a family owned agri/tourism
special occasions, as well as business which promotes and
corporate events. The avail- encourages the use of herbs in everyday
ability of no-charge display life. We strive to increase awareness and
gardens, picnic areas, the
knowledge of herbs. Available for family
children’s playground area, a
wild herb trail and an art gal- gatherings, picnics, weddings, club and
lery is appealing to both our business retreats or meetings.
urban and rural neighbours. We encourage people to grow
It is a family-oriented place — herbs organically and to discover
dogs included. The creation of
their many beneficial uses for
a labyrinth has added to the
serenity and magic of the gar- culinary, medicinal, cosmetic and
dens (a labyrinth is where you landscaping use.
find yourself, as opposed to a Open Tuesday
maze, which is where you lose through Sunday
yourself!). Visitors often re- 10:00 AM to
port a feeling of wellbeing that 5:30 PM
begins as they step out of their
cars, with the fresh air, the
scent of herbs and the tran-
quility of our space. Although
we are only 30 minutes from
downtown Ottawa, the Herb
Garden feels far away — a
magical environment.
Activities held here in-
clude community yoga ses-
sions, free garden workshops, www.herbgarden.on.ca Tel – 613-256-0228
art exhibits, organized chil- 3840 Old Almonte Road, Ottawa Ontario K0A 1A0

ly 25, 9am–5pm the H erb Garden


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herbfest 2010 Sun day, July 25, 9am–5pm


Westport Wonders
Earth Laughs in Flowers…
“Earth laughs in flowers.” Mr. Ralph and the numerous trees planted around help from the community — but every
Waldo Emerson wrote these words the town are contributed by Westport in once in a while it’s nice to be recognized
many moons ago in his poem Bloom. Now it’s not just a matter of shov- for the great work. So here’s to you with
Hamatrey, and it’s as true today ing plants in planters (which just hap- words I never thought I would say out
as it was those many moons ago. pens to be precisely the way I garden), loud: Thank you Bloomers.
Spring’s arrival sets our little village and hoisting them onto hangers (ditto, If you would like to show your ap-
a-giggling just like a wee schoolgirl. my modus operandi) — there is a lot of preciation for all the Bloomers do, you
As spring progresses into summer thought that goes into the choice of flower could send them a thank you card… a
and the “Bloomers” really get into combinations and permutations, location Westport in Bloom Banner Card. These
the swing of things, the laughter of flower boxes and hanging planters, and cards have the same lovely images the
most of all, maintenance. These folks take school kids painted and that we have on
by Steve Scanlon their gardening very, very seriously — in the banners around the village ($10 for
is downright uproarious (which could between fits of giggling. a package of six cards; all funds go to
be due to the intoxicating effect flowers They kept some of the ideas from help Westport in Bloom).
have on a person). The Bloomers are the “Communities in Bloom” — mostly the There are many other ways to help
green-thumbed garden fairies that help community part. They involve local school out, such as sponsoring a planter, do-
make, and keep, Westport beautiful: they children who paint the marvelous works nating funds or volunteering your time.
are Westport in Bloom. of art on the community refuse recepta- I have looked over the list of names on
Westport was celebrating its centen- cles (they are so nice that I just can’t bring the Westport in Bloom committee and,
nial in 2004 when Westport in Bloom myself to call them “garbage cans”). The without naming names, it looks to me
blossomed out of Ontario’s Communi- schools also volunteer their artistic tal- like somebody has hung a “No Boyz
ties in Bloom initiative. It has morphed ents to paint images of the village which Aloud” sign on the clubhouse, but I’m
over the years from a group of people are then converted into banners which fly, sure they are just waiting for the bravest
in one village competing with groups of proudly attached to telephone poles, up of the brave to buck that trend. Some-
people in other villages for beauty boast- and down our streets. body riding a white horse, for instance.
ing rights, into an organization focused The Bloomers even hang planters of For more information on Westport in
solely on the beautification of Westport. gorgeous decorated evergreen over the Bloom and the work they do, go to the
They rely on the good graces of West- winter months — less maintenance yet (brand new) Village of Westport web-
port’s business community, ever so gen- true dedication nonetheless. site at <www.village.westport.on.ca>.
erous individual donors, and a whole Westport is nestled ever so nicely in the And, finally, The Cove Country Inn.
slew of like-minded folks donating time, heart of the Rideau Lakes. It is surround- (Just because I have not made it through an
energy and sweat of brow. Somebody ed by nature at its most spectacular, and entire article without mentioning the kind
somewhere said something like “the best for many people this would suffice, but folks at “The Cove” yet — why start now?)
fertilizer available is the gardener’s own not for the wonderful people who make — Steve Scanlon lives, works and writes
shadow” and Westport in Bloom takes up Westport in Bloom. They are the first in the delightful village of Westport, and The bright and beautiful banner above
this to heart. All of the eighty hanging to admit that they don’t do all of the things invites you to drop in for a visit at Stillwater was created by Francie Roberts
baskets in town, the five village gardens, they do in a vacuum — they have plenty of Books & Treasures at 31 Main St.

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17th Annual Scottish “Barnyard Antics” and
Heritage Tattoo Local Music at Almonte Fair
The Town of Carleton Place is steeped in military history and The Almonte Fair is gearing up and jamborees across Québec Gail was celebrated as Entertain-
is a strong supporter of Canadian troops deployed around the for its 152nd year, with an im- and Ontario, she has opened er of the Year in the Ottawa Val-
world. In this regard, the town will be hosting the seventeenth pressive line-up of local talent for the likes of Tim McGraw, ley in 2006, and also created the
Annual Scottish Heritage Tattoo on Sunday, July 11. This year’s rounding out the traditional George Jones, Merle Haggard, Ottawa Lynx Triple A baseball
event is dedicated to the Canadian Navy as it celebrates its hun- mix of midway, homecraft and Tom T. Hall and Charlie Pride. team’s seventh inning stretch
dredth anniversary. livestock. With a theme theme song. She has do-
of “Barnyard Antics”, this nated her time and talent
The parade will form up at 12:15pm in front of the Legion Hall
year’s fair takes place to host and sing at numer-
at 177 George Street. All participating pipe bands, a massed Le-
on July 16, 17 and 18 at ous fundraisers, especial-
gion Colour Party, veterans, and current serving members of the
the North Lanark Agri- ly for the Heart Institute,
Canadian Forces will then march to Ramsay Street and onto the
cultural Society’s fair- CHEO, the Arnprior and
Legion grounds for opening ceremonies beginning at 12:45pm.
grounds on the banks of District Hospital, and
Taking the salute this year for the march past will be our the beautiful Mississippi many Seniors residences.
former mayor, Navy veteran and current Honourary Colonel of River. Gail will perform on Sat-
the 42nd Field Regiment (Lanark and Renfrew Scottish), Brian Some of the local acts urday, July 17 beginning
Costello. to take the stage at this at 8pm.
Immediately following the opening ceremonies, all pipe bands year’s fair include The In addition to the mu-
will join in a massed band performance. The Carleton Place and Stool Pigeons, The Hope sical entertainment, there
District Community Band, directed by Graham Ingram, will then Street Band, and The will be plenty of activities
perform a variety of naval tunes — a fitting tribute to the Cana- Mississippi Jug Stomp- and displays for all ages
dian Navy. The musical salute will continue through to 8pm. ers. With styles that in- and interests. With chil-
During the afternoon, each pipe band will play a repertoire of clude rock standards, dren’s games, an educa-
songs, with the Arnprior McNab Pipe Band highlighted as Duty country/rock originals tion barn and a Prince
Band. The Rosemary Breman Highland Dancers will add to the and traditional roots, and Princess show for
Scottish theme — they are always a crowd pleaser. they are sure to keep youngsters; the midway,
Local recording artists, Doug and Pam Champagne, will be toes tapping. a pet show and Junior
performing during the afternoon and will sing their song We Headliner Gail Ga- Homecraft classes (with
Wear Red, dedicated to veterans. van is an accomplished prize money!) for youth;
All spectators, both young and old, are encouraged to wear red singer/songwriter, rac- and classics like the dem-
along with a yellow ribbon, to show their support for our troops. onteur and entertainer. olition derby, outhouse
There will be no admission fee, and organizers suggest that you Her songs reflect the races and car toot bingo,
Valley that she’s called Well known singer/songwriter there’s definitely some-
bring your own lawn chairs and umbrellas. The tattoo will be
held rain or shine. Refreshments will be available throughout the home for her entire Gail Gavan will play the 152nd thing for everyone at the
day. For further information, call 253–4688. life. As a popular enter- Almonte Fair on July 17 at 8pm. fair. For information, visit
tainer at country fairs <www.almontefair.com>.

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Arts Council A La Carte Around the World in Two Days!
Most people in Almonte ters in his Circus on Strings. Jug- Hollow which, if they weren’t so Also from Montreal,
know that, being a mascot, glers, clowns, performing apes, a darned funny, would probably puppeteer Louis-Philippe
I don’t talk. And some peo- trapeze artist, a sword swallower send shivers up and down my Paulhus of Le théâtre
ple say that is a blessing. and the cutest camel on earth spine. If I had a spine, that is. de Deux Mains will give
But I have to tell you that I are just some of the marionette Foreign Landscapes, a troupe voice  to 21 puppets, while
love listening to other peo- players in his fantasy circus. from near Boston, will present managing six different sets
ple (and The Taiyuan Puppet Theatre the Canadian premiere of The and all of the lights, music
puppets) troupe has entranced audiences Star Sisters in collaboration with and sound effects.
chatter, es- in over twenty countries around Exit 4 Theatre. This show com- Ottawa’s own Rag &
pecially in the world. And now they are bines toy theatre puppetry, rod Bone Puppet Theatre are
other lan- coming to dazzle us in Eastern puppets, “found object” theatre, set to bring us The Wind
guages. Be- Ontario! Traditional Taiwanese shadow puppets, giant puppets, in the Willows, the clas-
puppet theatre stylings, along masks, live acting, storytelling, sic story about the lives of
by Nick the Mascot with the creativity of puppet and live music. the four outcasts (Toad,
hind the scenes each year at the carvers, designers, musicians New England’s Tanglewood Mole, Badger and Ratty)
Puppets Up! International Pup- and writers, will be showcased Marionette Company will interpreted through pup-
pet Festival, I hear a soupçon of as the company presents A Sea bring us The Dragon King, an petry, masks, stuffed toys,
This year’s Puppets Up! festival is
French, a distinctive brogue, a of Puppets. underwater fantasy based on screened cutouts, film, sto-
a truly international affair. New
southern drawl, and some- Chinese folklore. It’s a story rytelling and acting.
England’s Tanglewood Marionette
times something as exotic as about an intrepid Grand- And closest to home,
Company brings The Dragon King
Chinese — right here in Al- mother who journeys to the Almonte’s own Jacob
(above), an underwater fantasy
monte! On stage, of course, bottom of the sea to seek the Berkowitz will unveil his
based on Chinese folklore. The
it doesn’t matter what dialect Dragon King and discover out-of-this-world produc-
Taiyuan Puppet Theatre (below
they speak, because the lan- why he has forsaken the tion called The Lost Alien
left) presents A Sea of Puppets.
guage of puppetry is univer- land above. featuring Ambrosia, an al-
sal. I’m excited about shows ien who is lost and needs
As we head into our 6th from our puppetry friends help to find her way home. • On Thursday, July 29, the fes-
year, the festival planners from Québec too. Festival This year’s festival includes tival will host its “Big Hug”
have put a focus on how truly favourites (and my friends) ten troupes and will deliver 54 family picnic and community
international Puppets Up! is. Zip-E and Drouille (a.k.a. family-friendly puppet shows as thank-you event. CTV’s Max
The Olympics and the World Adam Zimmerman and Ka- well as our famous daily parade. Keeping will be our special
Cup may have inspired them rine Roberge) will present The performance schedule is the guest.
a bit too. When Noreen Zircus Clownz in a theatre same on both days. Information • Noreen has gathered an amaz-
Young (the festival’s Artis- venue this year. You’d think about details about what is ap- ing array of street entertainers
tic Director and the gal who having their own Clownz propriate for different ages can be for this year’s festival.
made me) spends a little time show would go to their found at <www.puppetsup.ca>. • The Saturday night, adults-
with her worldwide network, heads, but nope — they will If that wasn’t exciting enough, only cabaret returns to the
the next thing you know, we still be revving up the crowds we have some other big Puppets Almonte Old Town Hall!
have Icelandic puppeteers sip- Our American friends are on Mill Street throughout the Up! news: So if your pocket book can’t han-
ping lattés on Mill Street! sending three troupes to the festival weekend. • Puppet workshops will start dle a real world tour this year, a
And this year is no different. festival this year. Everyone will Mr. Smythe and his Mini early this year. Check out the visit to the Puppets Up! Interna-
Festival headliners include the be glad to welcome back the All-Star Show from Montreal full roster of July workshops tional Puppet Festival in Almon-
world-class talents of Viktor big fuzzy faces of the Frogtown is sure to wow us with Human- being held at the Missis- te (August 7 and 8) could satisfy
Antonov, from Russia, and the Mountain Puppeteers, whose ette puppetry — a unique tech- sippi Valley Textile Museum your craving for a smorgasbord
Taiyuan Puppet Theatre from Legend of the Banana Kid had us nique of puppetry developed at <www.puppetsup.ca>. of different cultures and world-
Taiwan. Viktor will astound his rolling in the aisles last year. This in the early days of vaudeville We even have a mask mak- class family entertainment.
Canadian audiences with the year, the sibling troupe will stage where the head of the puppet is er, Camille McMillan, from — Nick, the Puppets Up! Mascot
dexterity of the puppet charac- The Headless Horseman of Sleepy human. Cirque du Soleil!

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Young Awards Update
The Young Awards Foundation Young artists and musicians Now it is time to take a moment
is a not-for-profit group whose who are keen to share their tal- to nominate some of those art
mission is to foster dynamic arts ents with the public are asked to activists for two very special
initiatives in the schools of Mis- contact Tony or Cynthia Stuart awards: the Mississippi Mills
sissippi Mills. Their principal at <cynthia.tony@yahoo.ca> or Cultural Achievement Award
fundraising activity is an annual 257–5516. and the Cultural Volunteerism
gala dinner recognizing artistic Award. Both are presented at
and community volunteerism. The Arden Trio the annual Young Awards Din-
Funds raised at the 2010 gala This tremendously talented local ner, to be held in February of
have been put to good use over ensemble features Tony Stuart 2011.
the past few months, helping on clarinet, Richard Hoenich on Consider the following cri-
to bring visual arts and spoken bassoon, and Michael Costello teria for the Cultural Achieve-
word to local public schools and on piano. ment Award. The recipient
An Evening of Art, Music and Youth! assisting with an arts week at Al- Tony Stuart is a former pro- must be involved in the arts and
Friday, August 13 monte & District High School, fessional musician with the Ca- culture — full or part-time —
7pm The Arden Trio in Concert among other programs. nadian Armed Forces who now locally, regionally or nationally,
at the Almonte Old Town Hall ($20) The organizing committee plays clarinet and saxophone and be known for a substantial
is gearing up for another round with the Symphonium Orches-
8:30–11pm Mill Street Party with youth buskers commitment to a body of work.
of funds distribution, and is also tra, and is the Music Director Ideally, over time and through
beginning to plan for the next at Notre Dame Catholic High their work in the cultural sector,
gala (to be held in February of School in Carleton Place. Rich- they have exhibited a generosity
2011). In the meantime, howev- ard Hoenich served as principal of spirit and helped develop the
er, they would like to draw your bassoon and Associate Conduc- cultural mosaic of this commu-
attention to a few special events tor with the Montreal Symphony nity. Some areas of the arts to
taking place over the summer Orchestra, and recently retired consider are: visual arts, crafts,
months. as Head of Conducting at the music, theatre, fashion design,
New England Conservatory in architecture, dance, performing
The Night Is Young Boston. Michael Costello is well- arts, film and television, video
The Night Is Young is an evening- known as a piano teacher and and sound, producing, photog-
long celebration of arts and music performer in the Carleton Place raphy, writing, critic, heritage
that will take place in downtown area. He studied under Dina preservation/restoration, arts
Almonte on Friday, August  13. Namer and Dr. Ireneus Zuk at education, technical support of
Because it is a fundraiser for Queen’s University, where he re- the arts, etc.
The Young Awards Foundation, ceived his Bachelor of Music and The Cultural Volunteerism
there will be plenty of arts, mu- Bachelor of Education Degrees. Award can be awarded to an
sic and youth! The evening will The August 13 recital will individual, group or program
get off to a classy start with a feature music by Mozart, Men- working on a voluntary basis in
classical concert by The Arden delssohn and Beethoven, as well a supporting role to enable and
Trio, from 7 to 8:30pm at the as more contemporary compos- encourage arts in the Mississippi
Almonte Old Town Hall.  Doors ers such as John Williams. Tickets Mills community.
will open at 6:30 to allow the au- to The Arden Trio’s concert are Nominees must be residents
dience time to mingle and enjoy $20 from Appleton Gift & Basket of Mississippi Mills or reside
delicious appetizers prepared in Almonte or at the door. The outside the area but make a
by Foodies Fine Foods. At 8:30, rest of the evening is by donation significant contribution to arts
concert-goers will spill out onto to the young buskers. For more and culture within Mississippi
Mill Street (which will be closed details and breaking news visit Mills.
to vehicular traffic), and be en- <www.thenightisyoung.ca>! To nominate someone, please
tertained by a variety of young write to: Young Awards Com-
performers. Shops, galleries and Nominations Wanted mittee, Box 548, Almonte,
restaurants in the downtown Mississippi Mills has a plethora K0A  1A0. Emails may be sent
area are encouraged to stay open of artists of all sorts, as well as to <fernmartin@sympatico.ca>.
late, and to partner with the people who work behind the The deadline for applications is
buskers (in case of rain) (…but it scenes to promote the arts. August 15, 2010.
Come in and see won’t rain!).

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Young Entrepreneurs
This year, eight local students have
been selected for the 2010 Sum-
mer Company experience in Lan-
ark County/North Leeds, which
provides an opportunity for stu-
dents to create their own jobs and
be their own bosses. Offering a
variety of services from lawn care
to rickshaw running, these young
entrepreneurs would love to hear
from you this summer!
Kelsey Larocque’s Digitalize
Yours is a retail shop in Carle-
ton Place that provides custom-
ers with digital images of their
memorable photos in a variety
of forms, such as DVDs, CDs,
personal storage devices, and
digital frames with storage capa- (back left to right) Young entrepreneurs Ethan Hogue, Robert
bilities. Contact 253–2325, or see Fournier, Jonah Patterson, Austin Crowe, James Chinkiwsky
<www.digitalizeyours.com>. (front left to right) Adrian Schut, Kelsey Larocque, Page Taylor.
James Chinkiwsky’s Mother
Nature Maintenance is a lawn Ethan Hogue’s Perfect Pet business is located in Smiths
care company offering services Portraits provides high-quality Falls and appeals to people who
that tend to the lawn and other and detailed coloured pencil would like to have their pets im-
natural fixtures on the property. drawings of customers’ pets. The mortalized in a beautiful hand-
Concentrating mainly on ba- portraits will be drawn based on painted portrait. Contact 963–
sic lawn cut and maintenance, digital photographs taken of the 0191 or <dtaylor14@cogeco.ca>.

THE UNLIKELY
Mother Nature Maintenance customer’s pet at the location of The Summer Company Pro-
will also offer weed pulling their choice. Call 259–2016 or gram is an initiative of the On-
and whacking, grass seeding, email <perfect.petportraits@ tario Government that is aimed
gmail.com>. at students between the ages of
SAINTHOOD
and shrubbery maintenance.
Contact 853–9782 or <james- Adrian Schut has started 15 and 29, in school and return-
chinkiwsky@hotmail.com>. Lanark Maple Products, a ing to school in the fall. Success-

OF MADELINE MCKAY
Robert Fournier at Rideau home-based business in Al- ful students receive an award
Rickshaw Runners provides monte that makes and sells high of up to $1,500 in order to help
a fun, safe and easy alternative quality handmade products with business start-up costs, and
to walking. Customers will be manufactured from local ma- a $1,500 award in September
pulled via rickshaw along specif-
ic tour routes to popular tourist
ple wood. Clients will be able to
purchase items such as cutting
upon returning to school, as well
as business training and an op- A PLAY BY JOSEPH ARAGON
destinations within the Town of boards, clocks and pens. Contact portunity to meet with a local DIRECTED BY HEATHER SAGMEISTER
Smiths Falls. The routes will pro- 619–9107, or visit the website community mentoring group for
vide a scenic view and enjoyable <www.lanarkmapleproducts.com>. support and advice.
experience of the Town. Contact Jonah Patterson provides If you would like more in- NEAT COFFEE SHOP
430–9141, or visit the website, Lawn and Order, a lawn care formation about the Summer
<www.rickshaw.webs.com>. and gardening service within the Company program, please con- BURNSTOWN, ONTARIO
Austin Crowe at Austin’s Town of Perth and outskirts just tact Cindy James at the Lanark-
south of Perth. Lawn and Order North Leeds Small Business 8PM — JULY 29TH - AUGUST 1ST, AUGUST 5TH & 6TH
Lawn Care offers lawn mainte-
nance to the Town of Perth and assures customer satisfaction Enterprise Centre at 283–7002
surrounding area. The services on every job. Call 267–4082 or ext.108 or <cjames@LNLEC.ca>.
<lawnandorder.perth@yahoo.com>. For more information about the Madeline McKay, a con artist claiming to see visions of the
provided include cutting grass, Virgin Mary, uncovers less-than-holy goings-on in a
weeding gardens, and trimming Page Taylor’s Paintings by Enterprise Centre, please visit
Page, provides clients with cus- <www.LNLEC.ca> or join their religious commune. A visit from the “real” Virgin Mary
hedges. Contact 390–0084 or helps her to set things right. Dark comedy.
<Austin_crowe@hotmail.com>. tom painted portraits of their Facebook page.
beloved pets. This home-based

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Claiming W H A T ’ S ON I N
Column — Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday
events to plan your
summer around! Art Mad in Stittsville presents works by local artists <www.artmad.ca>
High School Musical 2, Perth, Aug 5–6 Brush Strokes in Carleton Place presents Nicole Young <www.brushstrokesart.ca>

All Month
Baker Bob’s Gallery in Almonte presents smHansen Photography, “Wiled by Nature”
The Voice of the Turtle, Perth,
fieldwork near Perth presents land art exploration <fieldwork.blogsome.com>
Aug 6–29
Gallery on Main in Westport presents paintings by Jennifer Noxon <www.galleryonmain.ca>
Olde Tyme Country Fair, CP, Aug 7
Gallery Perth presents local art <www.galleryperth.com>
Naismith 3 on 3 Basketball Festival, Heritage House Museum presents “Hats Off to You” <smithsfalls.ca/heritagehouse>
Almonte, Aug 7 Spotlight on the Rideau in Smiths Falls presents paintings by Helen Benda & Cynthia Rozario <www.spotlightotr.com>
Puppets Up!, Almonte, Aug 7–8 Tay River Gallery in Perth presents a Summer Mix Group Show <www.tayrivergallery.com>
The Night is Young, Almonte, Aug 13 The Almonte Library Corridor Gallery presents Kate Ryckman, acrylics
Pakenham Fair, Aug 14 The Mississippi Mills Chamber Gallery presents Wayne Williams, acrylic & mixed media
MUSICwestport, Westport, Aug 14
Canoe the Clyde for Cancer, Lanark,
Aug 14

5 6 7 8
Perth Garlic Festival, Perth, Aug 14–15
Fame, Perth, Aug 20–21 Tony Cox & Ryan Leblanc, Neat
Coffee
North Lanark Highland Games, Al- Green Drinks, Perth
EcoWellness Open House, Carp
Peter Brown Jazz Duo, St. James Gate
monte, Aug 21 CP Celtic Jam, Ballygiblin’s
Karaoke, The Cove Perth Citizens’ Band, Stewart Park
Spencer Evans Trio, The Cove
Art of Being Green Events, Middleville, Terry Tufts, The Barley Mow
Aug 27 & 28 Spencer Evans Trio, The Cove
Art Show & Sale, Westport, Aug 28–29
PAMT Idol, Perth, Sep 4
Sundance Studio Tour, Maberly, Sep
4–6
Mississippi Mills at a Glance, Almonte,
Sep 8

12 13 14 15
Sounds of Downtown, Carleton Place,
Angèle Desjardins & Lake of Stew, Flippin’ Art Night, Carleton Place
Sep 11 Heirloom Cafe Peter Brown Jazz Duo, St. James Gate
Fibrefest, Almonte, Sep 11–12 Women’s Business Group, Carleton Place
CP Celtic Jam, Ballygiblin’s Terry Tufts, The Barley Mow
Karaoke, The Cove
Ensemble Vivant, Perth, Sep 17 Bjorn Berge, Neat Coffee Shop Blithe Spirit, Perth
SchoolBOX’s Fiesta Fundraiser, Al- Blithe Spirit, Perth Spencer Evans Trio, The Cove
monte, Sep 17
Writers Reading, Westport, Sep 26
Crown and Pumpkin Studio Tour, Mis-
sissippi Mills, Oct 9–11
London Quartet, Perth, Oct 21
Trudeau Stories, Perth, Oct 28

19 20 21 22
Christmas in the Valley Artisan Show, Pirates of Penzance, Perth
Perth Citizens’ Band, Stewart Park
Almonte, Nov 5–6 Bloomfest Opens, Almonte Terry Tufts, The Barley Mow
Handmade Harvest Holiday Craft Karaoke, The Cove CP Celtic Jam, Ballygiblin’s Mark Twain’s Patent Scrapbook,
Show, Almonte, Nov 6 Blithe Spirit, Perth Smiths Falls
Jully Black, Perth, Nov 27 Blithe Spirit, Perth
Nunsense the Mega Musical, Carleton Spencer Evans Trio, The Cove
Place, Dec 3–5, 9–11
Into The Woods Junior, Carleton Place,
Feb 25–26, Mar 3–4
Doctor Zoo, Perth, Mar 4
Sultans of String, Perth, Apr 15

26 27 28 29
Puppet Family Picnic, Almonte
Interpretive Heritage Canoe Tours,
Terry Tufts, The Barley Mow
Smiths Falls
CP Celtic Jam, Ballygiblin’s Blithe Spirit, Perth
Karaoke, The Cove Curtis Chaffey & Kelly Sloan , Heirloom The Unlikely Sainthood of Madeline
McKay, Burnstown

Visual Arts
Café
Blithe Spirit, Perth Serial-Numbers, Almonte
Spencer Evans Trio, The Cove
Perth Antique Show, Jul 3 & 4, 10am-4pm.
30+ dealers; art, china, glass, silver, textiles,
jewellery, brass, tools, furniture, folk art, col-
lectibles. $7 for both days. Info: 283–5270.
Perth Legion, 26 Beckwith St. E.
Rideau Lakes Studio & GardenTour, Jul 3
Literature Theatre
Blithe Spirit, Jul 9-Aug 1 (Wed–Sat 8pm,Wed/ The Unlikely Sainthood of Madeline
Music
& 4, 10am-5pm. Info at www.rideaulakesstu- Open Stage, Jul 4, 5-8pm. Every Sunday, Jun
Poetry Slam Series 2010 - Finals, Jul 17, Sat/Sun 2pm.) The Classic Theatre Festival McKay, Jul 29-Aug 1, Aug 5 & 6, 8pm. 6-Sep 12. Each Performer has 15-30 mins
dioandgardentour.com or 928–3041.
6:30pm. Live Poets Society - Final Slam for presents Noel Coward. $30/adult, $21/ Dark comedy about secrets, decep- or 3-6 song max/performance. Lower
Vernissage, Jul 3, 11am-4:30pm. Jennifer Noxon.
the 2010 season, where the 2010 team under30, with ID. 1–877–283–1283, www. tions, faith, redemption. $15 from Neat, Reach Park, Smiths Falls
Artist in attendance July 3; show openWed-
will be chosen. $10 at the door. Silent classictheatre.ca, or Jo’s Clothes in Perth. Renfrew & Arnprior O’Brien Theatres, Robynn Glockling & Nathan Haller,
Sun, all July. www.galleryonmain.ca Gallery
auction & baked goods. CPHS Cafetorium, The Studio Theatre, 63 Gore St. E. Perth echo_echo_prod@hotmail.com. Neat Jul 4, 7pm. With pianist Frédéric Lacroix.
on Main, 31 Main St.Westport
215 Lake Ave.W. Carleton Place PAMT presents Swordfighting & Stage Coffee Shop, Burnstown, 433-3205 $15 ($12 students/seniors) from,Brush
Vernissage, Jul 9, 7-9pm. Featuring Nicole
Combat (Jul 10, 7pm); World Beat, (Jul Company of Fools ShakespeareTroupe,

Kids
Young. Brush Strokes,129 Bridge Street Strokes (CP), Baker Bob’s (Almonte).
16, 7pm); Pirates of Penzance, (Jul 22 Jul 30, 7pm. Ottawa’s comedy Shakespeare Almonte United Church
Carleton Place, 253–8088
& 23, 7pm). $10 from 267–9610. Myriad troupe presents “Shakespeare’s Danish Perth Citizens’ Band Summer Con-
Art-on-the-Lawn Show & Sale, Jul 10 & Disney’s Princesses, Knights & Animals,
Centre, 1 Sherbrooke St. Perth Play”. $10. Bring a picnic. The Herb Gar- cert, Jul 8 & 22, 7:30-9:30pm. Free, bring
11, 10am-5pm. Free admission; 5% of sales Jul 9, 7-9pm. PAMT. $10 from 267–9610. Mark Twain’s Patent Scrapbook, Jul 16, den, 3840 Old Almonte Rd. 256-0228 a lawn chair. 257-8099 for info. Stewart
goes to GreatWar Memorial Hospital. Info: Myriad Centre, 1 Sherbrooke St. Perth 17, 22, 23, 24 at 8pm; Jul 18 at 2pm. $23; Dark of the Moon, Jul 31, Aug 5, 6, 7 at Park, Perth
928-3041, www.rideaulakesartists.com. Puppet Family Picnic, Jul 29, 5-7pm. The
$20 reserved (267–1884); students $12. 8pm; Aug 1 at 2pm. $23; $20 reserved Almonte Celtfest, Jul 9–11. Celtic music.
3054 Rideau Ferry Road Perth Puppets Up! International Festival hosts 1-man show created & performed by (267–1884); students $12. A tale of for- Fri evg: music (pubs). Sat: $15 workshops
Grand Opening & Art Festival, Jul 10 & the Big Hug family picnic. Special guest David Jacklin. Smiths Falls StationTheatre, bidden love and passion set in the Smoky (OldTown Hall), 6:30pm concert (Gemmill
11, 10am-5pm. Wth Arts Carleton Place Max Keeping. Prizes, music & puppet hugs! 63 Victoria Ave. Mountains of Tennessee. Smiths Falls Sta- Park). Sun: 10am Fiddle Mass (Holy Name
& others. Admission: $2 or donation to Kirkland Park & Barley Mow,Almonte Spiritual Cinema Circle, Jul 25, 2pm. $2 do- tion Theatre, 63 Victoria Ave. of Mary Church), 11:30-6pm main concert
Food Bank. Info: 253-5253. Hay Shore on
nation. Info at fp@superaje.com. Myriad (Gemmill Park). Concerts by donation.
the Mississippi, 717 Lake Park Rd. off hwy.7
Centre, 1 Sherbrooke St. Perth www.almonteceltfest.com
Carleton Place

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J U LY 2 0 1 0 Community
Prince & the Prior, Jul 3, 10am-4pm. Re-
enactment of 1860 visit of Prince of Wales
Friday Saturday Sunday to Arnprior. Free. Period luncheon $35.
www.princeandtheprior.ca Arnprior
Rink ‘n’ Roll Rideau Ferry Nostalgia
Dance, Jul 3, 8pm-1am. $12 the Rec. Dept. in

2 3 4
Perth Antique Show, Perth SF or at 283–2967. Proceeds to new arena.
Prince & the Prior, Arnprior
Rideau Lakes Studio & Garden Tour Smiths Falls Community Centre
Perth Antique Show , Perth
Kirkin’ O’ the Tartan, Westport
Mario Franco & Son, The Cove Rideau Lakes Studio & Garden Tour
Music on the Patio, The Cove
Kirkin’ O’ theTartan, Jul 4, 11:15am-12:15pm.
Live Music, The Stone House Bar & Grill Vernissage, Westport With Garth Hampson & Jan Neal. West-
Magnolia Rhythm Kings, The Royal Oak
Jazz at the Swan, The Swan at Carp Open Mic, The Stone House port United Church, 273-2866
Open Stage, Lower Reach Park
Rink ‘n’ Roll Rideau Ferry Nostalgia Dance, Smiths Falls Green Drinks, Jul 6, 5:30pm-7:30pm. People
Robynn Glockling & Nathan Haller, Almonte
Country Night w/Billy Armstrong, The Barley Mow
Sunday Sessions, Ballygiblin’s in the environmental field meet for drinks,
monthly. www.greendrinks.org. The Crown
Pub, 71 Foster St. Perth
EcoWellness Open House, Jul 7, 5-7pm.
Open house & free talk. ecowellness.com
Carp Ridge EcoWellness Centre, 2386
Horse Show, Perth Art-on-the-Lawn Show & Sale, Perth

9 10 11
Thomas Dolan Pkwy Carp, 839-1198
Mario Franco & Son, The Cove Almonte Celtfest, Almonte Grand Opening & Art Festival, Carleton Place
Art-on-the-Lawn Show & Sale, Perth Almonte Celtfest, Almonte Horse Show, Jul 10. Lanark County Western
Disney’s Princesses, Knights & Animals, Perth
Live Music, The Stone House Grand Opening & Art Festival, Carleton Place Scottish Heritage Tattoo, Legion Hall Horse Club. Raffle & info booths. www.
Vernissage, Carleton Place Strawberry Social, Carleton Place Valley Singles Lunch, Cobden lcwhc.com. Perth Fairgrounds
Almonte Celtfest, Almonte Open Mic, The Stone House Music on the Patio, The Cove Strawberry Social, Jul 10, 1:30-3pm.With CP
Blithe Spirit, Perth Swordfighting & Stage Combat, Perth Blithe Spirit, Perth Community Band.$10/adult, $3/child under
The Double Jigger, The Barley Mow Brea Lawrenson, St. James Gate APEX Jazz Band, The Royal Oak 10, at Museum or Graham’s Shoes. Victoria
Billy Armstrong, The Downstairs Pub Blithe Spirit, Perth Open Stage, Smiths Falls School Museum, 267 Edmund St. Carleton
Still Dangerous, The Downstairs Pub Sunday Sessions, Ballygiblin’s
Place, 253-7013
Valley Singles Lunch, Jul 11, 12:30-2:30pm.
Singles lunch, all welcome. Register at
256–8117 or 432–7622. Logos Land Res-
Almonte Fair taurant, Highway 17 Cobden
Almonte Fair
Almonte Fair Strawberry Festival, Carleton Place

16 17 18
Conscious Convergence, Almonte Women’s Business Group, Jul 13, 7:30-
Stewart Park Festival, Perth Conscious Convergence, Almonte
Canal Railway & Chocolate Festival, Smiths Falls 8:30am. Networking, support & volunteer
Canal Railway & Chocolate Festival, Smiths Falls Canal Railway & Chocolate Festival, Smiths Falls
Stewart Park Festival, Perth group. www.wbgroup.ca. Buster’s Bar and
Mario Franco & Son, The Cove Stewart Park Festival, Perth
Music on the Patio, The Cove Grill, 515 McNeely Dr. Carleton Place
Live Music, The Stone House Open Mic, The Stone House
Blithe Spirit, Perth
Jazz at the Swan, The Swan at Carp Poetry Slam Series 2010 Finals, Carleton Place Flippin’ Art Night, Jul 15, 5-8pm. Featured
Mark Twain’s Patent Scrapbook, Smiths Falls
World Beat, Perth The Night Crawlers, St. James Gate artists: Liane Geoffrion & Robin Andrew.
Magnolia Rhythm Kings, The Royal Oak
Mark Twain’s Patent Scrapbook, Smiths Falls Mark Twain’s Patent Scrapbook, Smiths Falls Ballygiblin’s, 151 Bridge St. CP, 253-7400
Open Stage, Smiths Falls
Blithe Spirit, Perth Blithe Spirit, Perth Almonte Fair, Jul 16 (1-10pm), 17 (8am-10pm),
Sunday Sessions, Ballygiblin’s
John Mathieu, The Barley Mow
18 (8am-3:30pm). $10 ages 13+; 12 and
under free. Midway, homecraft, livestock,
entertainment.Almonte Fairgrounds
Canal Railway & Chocolate Festival,
Jul 16-18. Live music, kids entertainment/

23 24 25
Open Mic, The Stone House Herbfest, Almonte
Mario Franco & Son, The Cove Ben San Pedro, The Cove Country Inn Music on the Patio, The Cove workshops; www.canalrailwayfest.com. $5
Live Music, The Stone House Strawberry Social, Perth Spiritual Cinema Circle, Perth ($2/child) Centennial Park, Smiths Falls
Pirates of Penzance, Perth Maberly Quarterly, Maberly Blithe Spirit, Perth Strawberry Festival , Jul 17, 8am-12pm. CP
Mark Twain’s Patent Scrapbook, Smiths Falls Lisa Kopil & Derek Favreau, St. James Gate APEX Jazz Band, The Royal Oak Farmers’ Market, 7 Beckwith St. Carleton
Blithe Spirit, Perth Blithe Spirit, Perth Open Stage, Smiths Falls Place
Billy Armstrong, The Downstairs Pub Mark Twain’s Patent Scrapbook, Smiths Falls Sunday Sessions, Ballygiblin’s Conscious Convergence, Jul 17 & 18, 9am-
Doug Barr, The Barley Mow Steve Payne, Neat Coffee Shop
4pm. Shake, meditate, drum, share, laugh at
Whitelight, Almonte Yoga, Saje Wisdom
and Spirit Matters. Non-profit. Bring lunch.
256-0216.
Bloomfest Opens.Thousands of varieties of
day lilies at peak bloom. Runs until Aug. 2.

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Riverside Jam, Carleton Place
Breakfast With Soul, Almonte Valley Singles Lunch - Location tbd www.whitehouseperennials.com 594 Rae
Bridge Street Bazaar, Carleton Place
Mario Franco & Son, The Cove Music on the Patio, The Cove Road,Almonte, 256-3406
Open Mic, The Stone House
TorQ Quartet, Smiths Falls Dark of the Moon, Smiths Falls Strawberry Social, Jul 24, 7-9pm. Rotary
Ben San Pedro, The Cove Country Inn
Live Music, The Stone House Blithe Spirit, Perth Club’s Social with Perth Citizens’ Band.
Live At The Gate, St. James Gate
Jazz at the Swan, The Swan at Carp Magnolia Rhythm Kings, The Royal Oak
Dark of the Moon, Smiths Falls www.perthband.ca. Stewart Park, Perth
Company of Fools Shakespeare Troupe, Ottawa Open Stage, Smiths Falls
Blithe Spirit, Perth
The Unlikely Sainthood of Madeline McKay, Burnstown
Sunday Sessions, Ballygiblin’s Maberly Quarterly, Jul 24, 7:30-11:30pm.
Blithe Spirit, Perth Contra & square dance with Zig Zag String
The Unlikely Sainthood of Madeline McKay, Burnstown The Unlikely Sainthood of Madeline McKay, Burnstown
Band. $10. 264-1993. Maberly Hall
Herbfest, Jul 25, 9am-5pm. An all day festival
celebrating herbs with dance, music, food
court,chef cook-off. www.herbfest.ca. The
Herb Garden, 3840 Old Almonte Road
Scottish Heritage Tattoo, Jul 11, 12:15- – classical/world beat sound. $20 from St. James Gate (111 Bridge St., Carleton Ballygiblin’s (151 Bridge St, Carleton Place, Interpretive Heritage Canoe Tours. start
8:15pm. Parade 12:15, opening ceremonies Bham’s Kiosk or at the door. Smiths Falls Place, 257-7530): Live at the Gate Satur- 253-7400): CP Celtic Jam Wed (8-10pm), Jul 28. 269-3415 or shamill@ripnet.com, or
12:45, massed bands & more. Legion Hall, Station Theatre, 63 Victoria Ave. days (8-10pm). (davidh@rogers.com); Peter Brown, see www.rideauroundtable.ca. Centennial
177 George St. Carleton Place The Royal Oak (329 March Rd. Kanata, 591- Jul 8, 15 Peter Brown Jazz Duo (7-10pm) Roger Plant & Friends Sun (7-10pm) Park, Smiths Falls
Stewart Park Festival, Jul 16 (12-9pm), 3895): jazz on Sundays (3-6pm), no cover. Jul 10 Brea Lawrenson Heirloom Café/Bistro (7 Mill St.,Almonte, Breakfast With Soul, Jul 30, 7:30-9:30am.
17 (10am-9pm), 18 (10am-6pm). 30 free Jul 4, 18 Magnolia Rhythm Kings Jul 17 The Night Crawlers 256–9653): Live Music every other Wed Open discussion facilitated by spiritual
outdoor concerts, workshops, after hours Jul 11, 25 APEX Jazz Band Jul 24 Lisa Kopil & Derek Favreau (8-11pm). No cover. coach Lilly White. www.lillywhite.ca. 256–
music. www.stewartparkfestival.com. The Downstairs Pub at JR’s (385 Ottawa Jul 31 TBA Jul 14 Angèle Desjardins & Lake of Stew 0216. 237 Christian St.,Almonte
Stewart Park, Perth St.,Almonte, 256-2031) The Stone House Bar & Grill (3740 Carp Jul 28 Curtis Chaffey & Kelly Sloan Bridge Street Bazaar, Jul 31, 9am-4pm.With
Serial-Numbers , Jul 29, 8:30pm. Semi- Jul 9 Billy Armstrong (9pm, no cover) Rd., Carp, 839-1091), live music Fridays Neat Coffee Shop (1715 Calabogie Rd., children’s entertainment, local artisans &
acoustic show by 9 musicians. $15; $12 Jul 10 Still Dangerous (9pm, $4) (7-11pm); open mic Saturdays (2-7pm). Burnstown, 433–3205) merchants, Kids Zone. 257-8049 or cmcor-
in adv. from Mill Street Books (Almonte). Jul 23 Billy Armstrong (9pm, no cover) The Barley Mow (79 Little Bridge St., Jul 8 Tony Cox and Ryan Leblanc, $15, mond@carletonplace.ca. Sponsored by CP
www.myspace.com/serialnumbersmusic. The Cove (2 Bedford St., Westport, 273- Almonte, 256-5669):Terry Tufts Thur (8- 6pm BIA. Bridge Street, Carleton Place
Almonte Old Town Hall, 14 Bridge St. 3636): karaoke Tues (8-11pm), jazz Thurs 11pm); Fri/Sat shows start at 9pm. Jul 14 Bjorn Berge, $30, 8pm
Riverside Jam. Jul 30-Aug 1. Deric Ruttan, w/Spencer Evans Trio (9-11pm), Cuban Jul 3 Country Night w/Billy Armstrong Jul 25 Steve Payne, $20, 8pm
MichelleWright, George Canyon & more. guitarist Mario Franco & Son Fri (6-9pm), Jul 9 The Double Jigger (part of Celtfest)
Info & tickets at www.riversidejam.ca. music on the patio Sun 1-4pm Jul 17 John Mathieu
Riverside Park, Carleton Place Jul 7 Jazz w/Spencer Evans Trio, 9-11pm Jul 24 Doug Barr
TorQ Quartet, Jul 30, 7pm. Foursome of Jul 24, 31 Ben San Pedro & Terry Cowan, Jazz at the Swan (The Swan at Carp, Fall-
virtuoso percussionists from Toronto 6-9pm down Lane Carp, 839-7926) 7-10pm.
Jul 2, 16, 30

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the Chocolate
You Are NOT Crazy
Well ok, maybe you are… something bigger than me and to write at all!”) and keep some
I can’t really say for sure… my reaction to people and things free time in that day planner of
but what I mean to say is, around me. Let’s just think of yours for unscheduled relaxa-
that if you are feeling par- this a bit. We are surrounded tion and fun. Even simply taking
ticularly crazy now, it may by air… particles of animate and time out for a relaxing bath (lock
simply be the time of year inanimate objects, gases, water the kids out!) or a walk on lunch
and the energy around us. vapour, etc. And everything has break would give you a few min-
Stop & Smell

Did I just lose half of you? a certain energy, be it negative utes to release your responsi-
Please bear with me. or positively charged. Myself, I bilities and your timetables and
Sure, most of us have cannot say what effect, if any, all — oh excuse me, my iPhone just
bad days — times where of these things have on us, but I beeped, must check it… Almonte Press Club — Why Not?
it may seem like the world would think it would have some Anyone connected to the media — then or now — is invited to
is out to annoy us or drive effect. After all, much as we’d Blow Off Some Steam attend a founders lunch at the Barley Mow restaurant at
like to believe it some days, we If you are lucky enough to have 12 noon on July 10.
by Rona Fraser do not live in a vacuum. some friends (or Humm read- — Val Sears & Bruce Kingsley
us 'round the bend. Everyone we An example for you. From ers) who are willing to listen to
interact with seems irritating… what I understand, it is generally you rant about the frustrations
all computers frustrating… even believed that animals can sense in your day without judging you
friends who you think of as calm when a big storm is a-brewin’. (or committing you), then by all
and unflappable are now snap- Perhaps due to them sensing means do so. This can have sev-
ping. Perhaps people are trying the change in barometric pres- eral benefits: it may release some
to explain something to you and sure? And some of you old ‘uns tension, you may hear yourself
you do not have the patience to may feel it in your rheumatiz. and realize you are overreact-
listen or understand. Or do you So there is a precedent for bod- ing and things aren’t so bad, and
feel disassociated… like you are ies being affected, unseen, by the at the least your friend may feel
different from everybody else, physical world around us — by better about her crazies, as at
no longer feeling part of your the energy in the air. least she is not as crazy as you.
group. You may even feel “off ”
physically — not comfortable in So… How Do We iPhone Therefore I Am
your own body or simply woozy. Stop the Crazies? Put your right hand on your
I have been talking with How should I know?! Why do you heart and your left hand on your Gorgeous Millfall Condo For Rent!!!
friends about this, and it seems ask me these tough questions all iPhone and repeat after me: “I 1 bedroom plus den • Beautiful architectural detail • Great River View
these feelings are widespread. the time?! Can’t you see I have am in control of my iPhone.” Or Bright and spacious • 5 new appliances • Parking included
Even my normally calm a lot on my plate already?! your Blackberry or whatever. I Hurry this won’t last! Call now to book a viewing
friends are bitchy! Ok, Jeez! Ahem. Right. The admit that I bought an iPhone in 613–256–4309
ok, yes… a common Crazies. Ok. I re- the spring and am in love with it.
denominator ally don’t know. And some would say that I spend
here is me — I If you know more time playing with it than I
will concede me at all, you should. (These are obviously peo-
that perhaps understand ple who do NOT own iPhones.)
I have sim- that. But here But I have made some rules that
ply become are some tips I stick to. Most important is: No
more irritat- I have come up phoning, texting, facebooking,
ing. (“More?!!!” with and hope or emailing while driving. And
you ask.) But I to follow myself: when it rings (even when I’m not
heard some- in the car), I don’t automatically
thing at De- Have a answer it — I choose whether it
my s t i f y i n g Sound will interrupt what I am current-
Mysticism ly doing. This is especially hard
(June 21) that
Foundation for me as I am too cheap to get
(This also applies
caught my at- call display, but I have to hope
in times of earth-
tention. They that the people I WANT to talk
quakes…) In try-
said that this is to will leave a message.
ing times, a sound
simply the ener-
body can really help
gy of the planet at Know it is Temporary
you keep a sound
the moment. Yes, the When all else fails, and you feel
mind. This means getting
reason was no doubt “out there” tense and crazy, and you feel
enough sleep, eating healthy
and many of you would think it you cannot take a break, and
food (see the Lanark Local Fla-
is a lot of hooey. For those in- you are simply gonna lose it…
vour insert!), and getting some
terested, they mentioned two try this. Say, as a friend of mine
form of exercise (simple walk-
concepts: the June 26 alignment often does, “This too shall pass.”
ing is acceptable!). Two things
of four planets, and the Mayan Because it will, you know. Sure,
to avoid are a messy cluttered
Calendar. Now, I don’t know if you may be in an insane asy-
counter (nowhere to prepare
either of things would stand up lum by then but hey, likely not.
healthy food) and a new kitten
to scientific scrutiny — there are Because there are not enough
(sleep is then something you do
arguments for both sides. But asylums built to house all of us
between cat-attacks).
for me, it was the concept that I nutjobs. So take some comfort
found interesting. The idea that in knowing that it is a phase that
Cut Yourself Some
there could be something in the will pass. Hopefully it will be
air, caused by natural conditions, Slack helped by you learning how to
that would increase our stress Hey, you may not have the power deal with the stress and gaining
levels. to make your boss and your kids the wisdom to let some things
And it brought me comfort. and your parents lay off, but at go. Perhaps it will be when the
Why? Because it is not simply least you can be nice to yourself. planetary energies calm down.
me feeling a little more nuts. In Be kind to yourself in thought Perhaps only when your child or
my human self-centeredness, and deed — send your inner brother-in-law finally moves out
it had not occurred to me that critic on holiday (“that phrase is of your damned basement. But it
there could be other factors — dumb — I don’t know why you try will pass.

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The Reever Report
The Amazing Technicolour Road Trip out at the back. More than 200
Never underestimate the challenge! Two of our members of the residents group at our third Primary colours exploded from
utterance of a dream. Our were experiencing exciting chal- stop rose to thank us, we were all every side, inundating the nar- people, including the local Red
Sage Age Theatre troupe lenges of their own, celebrating caught off guard, and could have row road. We peered out at the Hat Society and a seniors dance
was on our way to perform their weddings, so the rest of us wept over his gratitude. seashore through rain-soaked group, gave us an enthusiastic
a show for a retirement began to plot our grand scheme: Each show was unique, as we windows, but only one of us ven- welcome. It was undoubtedly
home in Ottawa last fall a whole week in Halifax, May gained confidence to try new tured to dip her toes in the frigid our biggest show of the week, or
when we let our minds take 30 to June 6, to show off our ex- ways to keep the material fresh. ocean. The museums were a safe ever, for that matter! We pulled
off. Imagine if we could just pertise. Letters began to fly, and Perhaps we were feeding off the bet, as were the shops, when the out all the stops, and reveled in
keep on rolling through the before long we had our schedule genuine interest of our Mari- skies were difficult. Thankfully, the excitement of knowing we
city, out the other side, and filled — eight shows in five days time audiences who drew us in the sun shone on our trips to the had completed a very success-
down the highway to some was our limit. We were afraid with their impressive hospitality. Public Gardens, Peggy’s Cove, ful tour. Friends and relatives
place where we could tour that would do us in! Little did Twice we were fêted with meals and Truro, and we could enjoy crowded into the reception fol-
we know that with each success- before we performed. One thea- the incredible beauty of both the lowing our show, and treated us
by Glenda Jones ful show our enthusiasm would tre group even did us the hon- coast and the valley within an like real celebrities.
like a big theatre company. Be- soar and we would be energized our of videoing our show. They hour. An aside: I was grateful to I’ll admit we were proud of
fore our local show was over, the for the next one. wanted to get acquainted before Jim Hugessen, who, even though ourselves for committing to this
dream was en route to becoming When we landed in Halifax we took to the stage, a joy when visually impaired, more often dream and seeing it through. Eve-
reality. We were “what if-ing” on May 30, we felt like kids set- we could share our perspective than not knew the most direct ry one of us grew through this ex-
all the way home, and before ting off for camp — excited and and offer our service at the same route we should be taking. perience; everyone met the chal-
time. Inwardly, we are hoping We are used to performing for lenge in fine style. We proved to
they will invite us back. small audiences — we’ve been ourselves that we are not seniors
Now, here’s the interesting known to drive hours to en- in anything but years, and that
thing: most of us arrived in Hali- tertain nine people — so it was age certainly doesn’t limit our de-
fax as strangers to that city, but with great anticipation that we sire to dream and explore.
in no time we discovered con- watched the crowd assemble for So now one question remains:
nections of a personal nature our final performance in a lovely where are we going next year?
with people we met. We found country church. Cars started Watch for us on the road —
that Almonte is not such a hid- arriving about an hour before we’re the ones with five drivers
den place; more than once peo- curtain time, and people kept in one car! No, we’re not argu-
ple knew about us and inquired pouring in until every seat was ing, just trial-running to get to
after mutual friends. We often taken and a few extras were set our destination.
say, wherever you go there you
are. There are no strangers —
just friends you haven’t met yet.
One show was a real favourite
for all of us. We had been invited
to perform for a convent of re-
Members of the local Sage Age Theatre took time out from their tired nuns, the Sisters of Char-
recent world tour to pose with theHumm… ity. Some of our material might
be considered close to the line
the week was out we had talked nervous, but eager to get going. of propriety, but those wonder-
ourselves into attempting a ma- We treated ourselves to a perfect ful women were game for eve-
jor road trip. We chose Halifax Maritime dinner, and then began rything and enjoyed each skit
— far enough away to be excit- our rigourous schedule. Our first to the fullest. They delighted us
ing, not so far as to be intimidat- show was previewed by the local with their sense of humour and
ing. Some family connections CTV news programme, a coup desire to visit after the perform-
helped; some memories needed when the host plugged our final ance. There were hugs all round
renewing. performance five days later. That as we were leaving.
Our Sage Age group com- TV exposure gave us surprising The week was not without ad-
prises ten active seniors whose visibility — Shirley Orchard was venture offstage. We crammed
average age is “old enough to recognized in a coffee shop and sightseeing into any available
know better, but not too old to treated like visiting royalty! time we had. Driving with five in
do it.” We have been together in Jitters were everywhere as we any car is always an adventure,
one form or another for nearly trekked into our first venue, but but when the driver is not sure of
twenty years, performing hu- when two dear little ladies met us the route, any trip can turn into a
morous improv skits about aging at the front door, we realized that sightseeing expedition! Perhaps
that provoke thought and educa- friendly people are the same in not the sights we expected, but
tion. After years of practice and Halifax as they are here. In fact, something of interest nonethe-
performance locally, we thought they couldn’t do enough to make less. Trailing around in heavy
the time was right to take our us welcome. We settled into our rain and fog, we found the most
message farther afield. What performance, and soon everyone spectacular lane of rhododen-
better way to give ourselves a was laughing. When the president drons you could ever imagine.

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O P B A Business In Action

Photo by Tracy Lamb, Mopani Communications

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Carleton Place BIA


The Carleton Place Business Improvement
Association (BIA) invites locals and out-of- welcomes you Building Community Spirit
The Bridge Street Bazaar coincides with the
towners to visit downtown Carleton Place on
Saturday, July 31 to enjoy a summer com-
st to the 5th Annual ever-growing and successful Riverside Jam
(www.riversidejam.com). The country mu-
munity extravaganza. Organizers of the 5th sic festival runs the entire Civic Holiday
Annual Bridge Street Bazaar plan to show- Weekend on the banks of the Mississippi
case the centre of this colourful and histori- River. A BIA-sponsored boat shuttle will be
cal town through a sidewalk shop with over a hundred vendors. offered again this year to transport people from the Riverside

GREAT
From 9am to 4pm, visitors can Meet Us “Downtown” On The Jam to the town dock at Bridge Street. The Friends in Sport
Mississippi and enjoy browsing wonderful local shops, finding Fishing Pontoon Boat will run Thursday and Friday afternoon
bargain deals, and eating at fabulous pubs and restaurants, as well as all day Saturday on the Civic Holiday weekend.
all while basking in non-stop local entertainment. With participation from all facets of the town —

BRIDGE ST
The entire downtown section of Bridge Street church groups, restaurants, arts programs and more —
will be closed off to vehicular traffic to create a visitors will truly immerse themselves in the Carleton
pedestrian-friendly area where both street ven- Place character and discover all that the town has to
dors and merchants alike can display and sell their offer. When the BIA works together with the Carleton
wares. The sidewalk’s full-day schedule includes vari-

BAZAAR
Place community, great events are born that work to
ous activities and attractions — some of Carleton Place’s unify the people and develop the community’s attrac-
finest musicians, mascots and dancers. Entertainment in tion and overall spirit.
the downtown market is free of charge and full of variety.
NEW this year is a Christmas in July Kidz Zone, in sup- Become a vendor!
port of the Lanark County Food Bank. Kids can enjoy a pet- Everyone is welcome to set up a table and sell their wares
ting zoo, pony rides and more. A returning favourite in the at the bustling Bridge Street Bazaar. Tables cost $20 a
Bazaar line-up will make everyone shop until they drop kick. piece, and must be reserved by contacting Cathie McOr-

Saturday,
Demonstrations from the Tai Chi Society of Canada will pres- mond at 613–257–8049 or cmcormond@carletonplace.ca.
ent the ‘soft-style’ martial art and how it is an effective form All registration forms must be received by July 24 at 4pm.
of health training. See you on Bridge Street!
July 31

While you’re here, visit these downtown merchants!

151 Bridge St. 167 Bridge Street


613–253–7400 613–257–1855 114 Beckwith Street
www.ballygiblins.ca www.blossomshop.ca 613-257-8345

THE
MEXICAN 109 Bridge Street

Wisteria
139 Bridge Street • 613–257–3727 EMPORIUM 613–492–0207
www.mexicanemporium.com 149 Bridge St. • 613–257–2124

St. James Gate


111 Bridge Street
613–257–7530 22 Lake Ave. East 62 Bridge Street • 613–253–8097
www.stjamesgate.ca 613–257–1197 www.wisteriacp.com

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Arts Carleton Place will be launching the ticket


sales for their annual Sounds of Downtown event
at the Bridge Street Bazaar.
Buy your passport to an evening of arts and music
that culminates in a performance by
Sheesham and Lotus (pictured above) in the
Carleton Place Town Hall auditorium on
Saturday, September 11.

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August 21 Farmers’ Market Corn Festival
September 11 Sounds of Downtown
September 18 Steps Against Breast Cancer
September 25 Heritage Ball
October 2 Farmers’ Market Harvest Festival
October 23 The BIA Maskeraid Halloween Parade
October 25 Municipal Election Day
November 27 The BIA Annual Santa Claus Parade —
“A Disney Christmas”
For more information contact:
cmcormond@carletonplace.ca or 613–257–8049

The Good Food Co. 107 Bridge Street


613–257–5986
20 Lake Ave. East • 613–253–1007 31 Bridge Street • 613–257–7284 www.granary.ca

24 Lansdowne Ave. 124 Moore St.


Gale Real Estate 613–253–3300 613–253–0263
Independently Owned and Operated, Brokerage www.welcomingyouhome.ca www.srcmusic.ca

There’s so much to do downtown! For a complete listing of Downtown Carleton Place businesses, please visit:
www.downtowncarletonplace.com
For more information contact: cmcormond@carletonplace.ca or 613–257–8049

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Postcards From Perth
Find Art — and Class — in Perth!
The latest addition to Perth’s tional art made from old wine ago she started a “little business” but all families taking advantage from August 2 to 6), and Art with
already rich and seemingly barrels. called namesframed, which fea- of the program when there is a Heart (a one-on-one hands-on
ever-growing cultural scene “The boutique features things tured personalized, customized patch of rainy weather and the arts/crafts program for autistic
is Art & Class, an attractive made by hand,” Marguerite says. signs for children’s rooms. The kids start to go squirrely, or the and special needs children, with
art studio and boutique lo- “Made locally and often of up- signs were available in a shop even  if the weather is great but time slots based on preference
cated a mere stone’s throw cycled and/or organic materials. in the Glebe, one in New Edin- the parents are going squirrely.” and availability).
away from the beautiful Tay We also have a small bead bar for burgh, and also online. Margue- The summer program offers “I am really hoping the attend-
River. jewellery making and a gift wrap rite, who was born in Powel Riv- two two-hour classes daily, for ance will be strong enough to run
The “class” part of the section. The focus of the aesthet- er, B.C., and grew up in Ottawa, ages five to eight, and nine and the program every day, so that
business, explains art- ic of the boutique is fresh and now offers them in her boutique up. Class for the younger children tourists and cottagers can take
ist and owner Marguerite new with less of the traditional, exclusively. runs from 10am to noon, while advantage of the flexibility and
which is nicely covered by our Marguerite and her husband the older students meet from 1 drop their children off on a mo-
by John Pigeau neighbour, the Riverguild.” Phil moved to Perth in Decem- to 3pm. People can sign up for a ment’s notice,” Marguerite says. 
Roberts, “offers a mix of classes Opening her own art bou- ber 2006, and earlier this year week or for whatever day or days For more information about
for young and old in various me- tique has long been Marguerite’s she realized her dream of open- suit their schedules. The sum- schedule and prices, please visit
dia.” The studio offers lessons to dream. “Since my teens,” she ing the studio and boutique. She mer workshop schedule includes the Art & Class website at <www.
people aged three and up, in- says, “I have wanted a bricks and is quick to add that Art & Class Painting in the Park (outdoor artandclass.ca>, call 466–0622,
cluding mixed media art classes mortar business, but the ques- also includes her children’s pro- landscape painting, from July 5 or drop in to the boutique at 53
gram instructor, Claire Cavalier, to 9), Mixing with the Masters Gore Street East in Perth.
about whom Marguerite cannot (July 12 to 16), Green Piece (en- — John Pigeau is a novelist and
say enough good things. “She is vironmentally friendly materials freelance writer who lives and
talented and brilliant, wonder- and themes, from July 19 to 23), writes in Perth. His début
Art & Class ful with kids, and kind — I am so Stampede (stamping and print novel, The Nothing Waltz,
lucky to have found her!” making from July 26 to 30), Face- can be obtained by emailing
in Perth
The concept behind Art & book (drawing and painting faces, <jpigeau@hotmail.com>.
offers creative Class was something Margue-
opportunities rite discovered years ago when
for all ages! she happened upon a creative
art studio in Barrhaven called “A
Fine Mess” (which sadly closed
its door last August). “I knew the
concept was for me,” she says. “I
held on to that vision until we
relocated to Perth.”
Now, with classes running
year round and all week (Mon-
day through Friday), Marguerite
is hopeful she can attract tour-
for children in which they work tion was ‘what kind?’ Given my ists, cottagers and Perthians
with acrylics, clay, watercolour, creative/artistic nature, I knew it alike to drop their children off
and beads. “To name a few,” adds had to be something that would for classes, even on a moment’s
Marguerite. For adults, there are fulfill that aspect.”  notice. Walk-ins are quite wel-
classes in acrylic and watercolour In university, she studied come, she says.
painting, felting, rag rug making, some art history and industrial “I offer flexibility — at least,
as well as jewellery workshops in design courses, then later took with a minimum enrollment I
which people can make things classes at the Ottawa School of will be able to do this — to the
such as personalized earrings, Art and Interior Design at Algo- cottagers. People can phone and
bracelets and necklaces. nquin College. “All for personal sign up their kids that same day
The retail boutique compo- interest,” she says, “not think- for a class. Families in town can
nent of the business offers art ing I had a career in the field at drop in,” she says. “Art & Class will
supplies, paintings for children’s that point.” But evidently she appeal to those who have kids at
rooms — which Marguerite spe- had some talent, as friends and home or at the cottage, but want
cializes in — graphic style art, family soon commissioned her to offer something to break up
woodworking pieces and func- to do some drawings. Five years the day. I see not just cottagers,

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Perth Garlic Festival
The idea of staging a garlic fes-
tival germinated from a small
group of individuals in 1997
and has grown to become one
of Eastern Ontario’s most an-
ticipated annual community
festivals.
Held every August, the Perth
Garlic Festival is a celebration
of the “stinking rose”. The warm
August air of Ontario’s prettiest
town is scented with the pun-
gent aroma of garlic, while thou-
sands of “garlic heads” revel in
the many attributes of this won-
derful herb.
Hosted by the Lions Club of
Perth, the Perth Garlic Festival is
volunteer-driven, with individu- This year’s Perth Garlic Festival takes place on the weekend of
als contributing many hours to August 14 and 15 at the Perth Fairgrounds
ensure the festival’s success. The
goals of the festival are many: to rum for consumers to purchase initiatives supported by the Li-
promote Ontario-grown garlic; Ontario-grown garlic; to assist ons Club of Perth.
to share ideas on how to grow, in the ongoing tourism develop- This year’s festival will be held
harvest, market, cook and en- ment of the Perth community; on the weekend of August 14
joy garlic; to bring garlic lovers and to distribute the proceeds and 15 at the Perth Fairgrounds.
and producers together on an of the festival (over $120,000 to Mark your calendar now, and
annual basis; to provide a fo- date) to worthwhile community don’t forget — it’s chic to reek!
Pick up theHumm in Carleton Place at

Young Volunteers the good food company

Seeking Work and Hosts


From August 10 to October 30, share part of their home life with volunteer work per week. They
BROOKE VALLEY
CREATIVE LIVING WORKSHOPS
Perth will be hosting a group of
eighteen Canada World Youth
two young people, and likewise,
to allow their lives to be enriched
also invite anyone with short-
term volunteer opportunities for
SUMMER 2010
(CWY) youth volunteers from by these new relationships. Host festivals, community events, or
Honduras and Canada. families receive a weekly allow- fundraising initiatives to contact
Their three-month stay in the ance of $168. CWY with their needs.
community will be the first stage If this experience interests Unique
of a CWY educational youth ex- Volunteer Work you or you would like more in- learning experiences
change program. The second half CWY also needs organizations formation, please contact Laura with professionals
of the program will take place interested in welcoming two Howard, Project Supervisor,
in Honduras. Perth has previ- young volunteers, to enable at <lhoward@cwy-jcm.org> or
in creative arts
ously hosted many other groups them to acquire hands-on work 464–9090. & creative living
of CWY youth volunteers from experience and job skills for the Canada World Youth <www.
Bolivia and Honduras. future. Organizers are seeking canadaworldyouth.org> offers
work placements in the follow- international educational pro-
Host Families ing areas: environment, agricul- grams to young people aged 17
Canada World Youth is looking ture, community development to 24. Since 1971, close to 32,000
for host families in both Perth and services, food security, people from Canada and around
For information call 613-267-5918 or visit
and surrounding areas, with an health, education. CWY Partici- the world have participated in
openness and enthusiasm to pants provide up to 24 hours of CWY programs in 67 countries.
www.brookevalley.ca

Nutritional Advice for Daily Living


Employed as a nutritional consultant at one of
Ottawa’s largest private pharmacies, Dawn has
advised many customers on gluten-free living, the
incorporation of supplements into their diet and
how nutrition can help them deal with common
ailments. Dawn will be on hand at The Granary on
Tuesdays and Thursdays, where she looks forward
to supporting your efforts to live a more vibrant
and energetic life.
Dawn will be available:
Tuesdays - 9AM to 3PM
Thursdays - 2 to 8PM Dawn Bone R.H.N.

107 Bridge Street, Carleton Place, ON, K7C 2V4


phone/fax:613-257-5986 email:info@granary.ca
Open Mon, Tues, Wed & Fri 9-6 Thurs 9-8,Sat 9-5

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2 Great Events
on 1 Weekend!
Fiddling at the Fairgrounds
Friday, August 27, Middleville Fairgrounds
Gates open at 3PM
Open Mic Fiddling 3:30–5PM Tickets:
(call or email to register) Afternoon (3–6PM) – $5
6:30–11PM Live Performances by: All Day (3–11PM) – $20
Elly Squared • Wade Foster Evening Concerts (6–11PM) –- $20
The Band of Four featuring John Richard Children 5 & Under Free

Fresh Air Festival & 100-Mile Lunch


Celebrating the tastes of Lanark County
Saturday, August 28, Middleville Fairgrounds
10AM — 5:30PM
Live Performances by: Admission includes:
Silly Sally • Tell Mama Live musical performances
The Mississippi Jug Stompers Environmental exhibitors
Music with Jake • Along the Lines Children’s entertainers
Corkery Road • Little Ray’s Reptiles 100-Mile Lunch Buffet

Weekend Passes — $35 for both days Tickets:


Exhibitors onsite Friday and Saturday Adults (13+) – $25
Shuttle Busses available from Ottawa Youth (6–12) – $15
West to the Middleville fairgrounds – Children (5 & under) – $5
check website for details

Please visit our website for


more details & updates
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Sorry no dogs allowed in the park.

2An0niversaryth Stewart Park Festival July 16–18


www.stewartparkfestival.com
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