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STP EP 03 THE B-PLAN

by

Siddharth Raj

www.siddharthraj.in
SCENE 01

SATURDAY EVENING

LIVING ROOM

SURAJ AND RAVI ARE BUSY THINKING ABOUT THE B-PLAN FOR THE
COMPETITION THE TWO ARE BUSY BRAIN STORMING WITH THE B IDEA
ALONG WITH THREE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE TEAM

RAVI
Thanks for coming guyz , we all
need to think about a b-plan which
can help us win in the upcoming
sponsered competition

ALI
Ya man ravi ,but why have you
called here at your place ,we could
have done this in college

RAVI
Oh..actually

(Gets interupted by alisha)

ALISHA
No no ..its fine avi ne bulaya hain
toh kuch soch kar he bulaya hoga

SURAJ
Its just that he feels ki koi
humara idea college main chori na
kar le islia

ALI
Come on man we are yet to tihink of
an idea and you think it will get
stolen...get a life dude
RAVI
Hey mate wait ..its not like that
,secrecy is the key to a
successfull venture

ALISHA
Yeah ..I second that ..coke ka
formula aaj tak secret hain

ALI
Guys where the hell is xavier , is
he not a part of the team ,its
supposed to be a 5 member team

Alisha stands and goes out to the loo


ALISHA
excuse me guys

SURAJ
Aray isko kya hua ?
2.

RAVI
Saley ali kya zarurat thi tuje
xavier ka naam lane ki tuje pata
hain na ki uska and alisha ka
recently break up hua hain .

ALI
But he is a team mate right!

SURAJ
Agar aisa tha toh who put both of
them in a team

RAVI
Abay jab teams decide hui thi tab
inka break up nahi hua tha and you
know alisha is a good friend ..

ALI
Ha toh kya hua agar combo main
boyfreind sath aye

RAVI
Ex-boyfriend

SURAJ
Chill guys where is xcavier anyways

RAVI
Muje nahi lagta hain woh aega yar

ALI
Toh kya hum 4 log he present
karengay

SURAJ
Its sorted .I just asked him on
wjtsapp xavier says he may will not
come today ,but will come on the
day of presentaition

ALI
Sala ..free loader kahi ka

SURAJ
Hota hain yar

Meanwhile alisha is back from the Loo, she now looks a bit
tempramental

ALISHA
Heloo boys ..so whats the idea ?
RAVI
Well ...we have no idea so far all
I know is that we have a great team
...we will be able to pullit off
3.

ALISHA
Yeah ..I hope so

SCENE 02

BELL RINGS

SHYAM COMES

SHYAM HAD FALLEN IN THE GUTTER AS HE OVERDRANK AND IS


STINKING .

SHYAM
Hello bitches ..your dog is here

RAVI
Oh shit ..behave yar

SHYAM
Chup oye ..kaha ka behave sala
behave karney ka chakr main main
gatar main gir gaya .hat bahanchod
muuje nahana hain

Shyam moves aheadh without realisisng that their are two


other unfamiliar faces in the house .he goes and falls on
the koch .as soon as he gets onthe kouch he throws his coat
which falls on Alisha's face

ALISHA
Eeuuhh ..its so messy

All this while ali continues to smell

And even goes on to look at smelling coat of sayam

RAVI
Kya kar rahey ho shyam bhai
..mehman aya hua hain ghar pa ..ap
jao na apne room main jakar sojao

SHYAM
Sojao ..oh bhanachod kiske sath
,,sali neha toh pilana ka bad
chali gayi boss ka sath soney main
kiska sath sau ..hain bey

ALISHA
This guy is disgusting

SHYAM
Oh madam ..disgusting! ...guy nahi
hota disgusting nahi ladki hoti
hain disgusting sali disgusting toh
mohbat hain jo har roj ho jati hain
..waah ..waha kya baat hain

SURAJ
Ravi ..lets take him in his room
4.

Ravi and suraj take shyam inside the room while shyam
continues to curse neha

SHYAM
Neha sali ...sojaa khatar ke sath
sala ka sota rahta hain teri
bhdakti jwani ko nahi santusht kar
paega ..hey satusht sucha a nice
word are you satisfied ki jagh sla
are you santusht puchna chaeye
..sala word he itna bhar hain ki
samne wala is santusht word kabhoj
mai dab kar kehdega sala I am
santusht ..kyon sahi kaha na bey

Suraj and ravi throw shyam in his room

SCENE 3

Ravi and suraj are ashamed of shyam's behaviour

RAVI
Guys ..we are so sorrry ..shaym our
flat mete he after drinking to much
just gets a bit high

ALISHA
Bit ?

ALI
Guys ..guys this stinky friend of
yours has actually given us an idea

SURAJ
What idea !

ALI
Lets ceate an applicatio for the
loundrywala

RAVI
What ! Are you out of your mind !

ALISHA
Yeah tellus are you ?

SURAJ
Guys wait ..
Can you elobrate a bit on your
ideas

ALI
Man think about it just like your
stinky shyam there are so many
messed up people who keep messing
up their clothes and they all need
a service
5.

SURAJ
Ha par uska liya we have laundry
service ..application sa kya hoga

ALI
Man ..cars bhot thi lakin uber aya
..restaurants bhot they lakin fir
swiggy aya asey he gand bhot hain
toh Dhober bhi toh ana chaeye na ?

RAVI

Ha yeah sahi hain isam sla koi


segmentation bhi nahi lagana padega
..kapdey toh sab he gandey karteh
hain and kapdey dhoney ka wakt ab
kiska pass hain

ALISHA
It kind of makes sense but what
exactly will you do ?

RAVI
Yes ...I belive she is right

SURAJ
Ali, do naam jodkar B - Plan nahi
bata ha ...you need to show
investers money . What is the
revenue model

ALI
Yeh amn revenue ..thst very
important kaha se ayega woh ?

RAVI
Abay aega na
ALISHA
Ha aega zarur aega

RAVI
Hain alisha bategi kaha se aega

ALISHA
Ravi..tum nahi batowgey

Looks deep in ravi's eyes , ravi is moved by this

RAVI
Ha ..ma batauga na

ALISHA
(Rudely)Toh batao na
RAVI
Price multiplied by quantity equals
revenue
6.

SURAJ
Bhai tu rahahey de ..we know how
good you are with numbers ..revenue
I belive commison sa aega and we
will simply be connecting laundry
wala with customers and we will
charge some fee

ALI
Fantastic man ..jab pata tha toh
kyon puch rahey they revenue ka
bare main

RAVI
Abay tu nahi janata suraj bhot bada
chupa rustom hain ..pata nahi kya
kya chupa rakaha hain

ALI
Chalo good yar ..now some load is
off my shoulders I am now free
..let me take a little nap

Suraj gets a call from thesame number "forever" ,suraj


excuses to his room . While ali decides to take a nap

SCENE 04

Ravi and alisha are now in the room

RAVI
Alisha yar ..I must say you are so
intelligent tumna kaise ekdum judge
karliya na ki yahi dhober wala he
right plan hain

ALISHA
Sach kahu ..toh I had no idea ..but
somehow ali ki excitement dakh kar
lagag ki chalo yahi kartta hain

RAVI
Wao yaar tum toh badi unpredictable
lagti ho

ALISHA
Yes woh toh main hu he ..can I
click a selfie

Alisha puts her arm around ravi's neck and clicks a selfie
in which she showcases as if the two are about to kiss
while ravi is completely awstruck as soon as alisha takes
selfie she leaves him behind , ravi kind of fall back and
she uploads the image on facebook
RAVI
Oh yar that was quick
7.

ALISHA
Yeah ..listen ravi I am feeling not
great can I leave

RAVI
Why what happened?

ALISHA
Nothing ..I think I am done with
what I wanted to do

RAVI
What do you mean ..

Bell rings ..xavier comes ,ravi opens the door ,xavier


pushes ravi back

XAVIER
Hey babe ..I am sorry I really am,
please come back

ALISHA
(yells)leave

On Hearing her scream suraj ,ali ajoin in

SURAJ
What the hell main is all ok

ALISHA
Ravi pleaese ask him to leave ..I
do not want to even see his face

RAVI
Xavier ..bro I think you should
leave ..delkho na alisha ka mood
off hain
XAVIER
Shuht up man ..blody chance maro
types ..why the are you clicking
selfies with my girl

RAVI
Sla what your girls ..tumhara toh
break up hogya tha na ..and selifei
toh isna abhi share ki hain ..tum
kaisey selfie upload honey ke do
minute main yaha prakat hogaye ? B
-plan ka lia toh I nahi

SURAJ
Ya man you told me you will not be
around
XAVIER
No man I was around only ...infact
I was in this society only was
(MORE)
8.

XAVIER (cont'd)
hroaming around smajh main nahi
araha tha ki alisha ko kaisa face
karu ..fir fb pa is chutiya k sath
tumahari photo daklhi ,,I got scare
and I just came here

ALISHA
Oh waoo ....you are so caring
xavier

XAVIER
Dus din pahley tumne mare sir par
sharab ki botal de kar mari thi ..I
just got a liittle irritated ..I
shuold have had realized that t was
that time of your month

ALISHA
I am happy that you truly
understand womenhood I am so happy
..I forgive you ...for your
unconditional are and yes for
understanding my women hood .lets
go out

ALI
Wait xavier ,muje lift de do

XAVIER
Fuck off , MAn

Xavier and alisha leave holding hands in hand

ALI
Koi nahi ..main metro sa chala
jauga ..bye guys
Ali also leaves

Shayma shouts from insid the loo

SHAYM
Bahanchod ..ye tumari friend apna
ganda nepkin mari gandey coat ka
upar fek kar cahali gayi

Shyam pukes inside the toilet

SURAJ
Abeyyteah sla uth gaya

RAVI
Par behanchod xavier bola ki usko
period 10 din pahla hue they

Suraj and ravi exchange looks


9.

SURAJ
Yani xavier ko botal jab padi tab
it was not that time of the month
..sala woh periods ka karan guilt
main tha

RAVI
Sali ladkiya hoti he jhuthi hain

SURAJ
Sari nahi bus kuch jaise
alisha,beta tu shukar mana tu bach
gaya warna agli bar botal tere sir
pa padti

Flush sound in the backgrond

SHYAM
Khatam hogay tumara chutiyapa ..ab
muare liye please chai ban do muje
sona hain

RAVI
Sla ulti karne jka bad kon chai
pita hain

SURAJ
Woh shyam hain ..he can

RAVI
Ha main bana deta hu

SURAJ
Goood man I will work on B-plan

Suraj leaves
CUT TO:SHYAM'S ROOM

RAVI
Lo shaym ..chai pilo

SHYAM
Abaey chuttiya hain kya ..ulti
karne ka bad kon chai pita hai

Ravi is disgusted with shayam and sips the team himself

Scene 05

MONDAY : MORNING

LIVING ROOM
10.

RAVI AND SURAJ ARE GETTING READY FOR THEIR B-PLAN


PRESENTATION , WHILE SHAYM HAS TAKEN AN OFF FROM WORK RAVI
AND SURAJ ARE DRESSED IN CASUALS FOR THE PRESENTATAION

RAVI
Man my laptop is downsala main pata
nahi konsa virus agaya hain chal he
nahi rahaa hain and the ppt was
made on my machine only ..how the
hell will we present the B-plan

SURAJ
Tuna plan ki copy muje or dusrey
team memebers ko mail kyon nahi ki?

ALI
U know it man ..I belive in keeping
the plans secret .

SHYAM
Abay kyon tension letey ho ? B-plan
kabhi presentataion competition
se nahi jit tey hain

SURAJ
Acha ..tumney bada jita hain B-plan
?

SHAYM
Ha ..jetay hain or seed funding bhi
uthai hain ..par sala humari team
ka ak banda extra smart nikla usna
plan modify kar ke kisi bade
invester ko dikha diya and today we
know that B-plan as reel o real

SURAJ
Oh so sad ..but your experience can
not help us

SHYAM
My expereince can only help you
..salo suit pahano tie lagao ar
presentataion main tumhey send
karta hu

RAVI
Suit , tie toh phana lengey bhai
par presenataion kaha sa ayegi

SHYAM
You can not make a presenatation
without the suit and a tie ..M.B.A
kar rahey ho kab sikhogey yar
SURAJ
We got your point ..but from where
the hell are you going to get us
the presentataion ?
11.

SHAYAM
Mare pass padi hain tum logo ki woh
dhobi..dhober wali presentataion

RAVI
How come...tumharey pass kahah ase
ayi ?

SHYAM
Abay kal tumara laptp se woh
miawala folder copy kia tah na
usmey he padi thi presenatation

SURAJ
You put oour pkan in your fucking
porn folder

RAVI
Sorry man..I thought it was safe
their but..the good part is that we
have our presenatition with us

SURAJ
Yes ..shyam bhai please mail us
..hum nikatay hain..we are already
late

Ravi and suraj are about to rush out

SHYAM
Ruko bhanchod , suit , tie phan kar
jao asa gaye na toh ..loda
presentation send nahi karunga

Suraj and ravi now realise that shaym is damm serious and
the two rush to change
SHYAM
Londey dherey dhereay MBA
professional ban he jaengey !

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