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Weve got rooms available!
If there are any tournament fans in need of hotel rooms,
there are several available in downtown Glasgow: the
Rundle Suites, located in the Rundle Building, which
is on the National Register of Historic Places. Unlike
other hotels, there are no two rooms exactly alike; they
are all very new, very cozy and very clean. In case you
missed the interesting article in the Great Falls Tribune
last week, co-owner Jon Johnston (pictured above),
his family and crew have been working practically
non-stop in reverting the Rundle building back into a
hotel which will eventually include a total of 56 rooms.
515 2nd Ave. S Glasgow, MT 59230
406-228-4558 fax: 406-228-4578
bscentral@nemont.net
To date, 30 rooms have been completed. Each one
boasts a flat-screen TV, refrigerator and Wi-Fi; some
have walk-in showers while others have bath tubs/
showers. Additionally, youre within walking distance
to some excellent downtown shopping, a coffee shop
(the Loaded Toad), Soma-Dis Deli which is located in
the Rundle Building, and right across the street is the
Oasis Lounge & Eatery with great food available 24-
7. Check out the Rundle Suites at rundlesuites.com or
give them a call at 228-2800. They would be delighted
to have you stay with them!
 Its Steak Fry Friday!
Another quick tip to the Northern B Girls Tournament
fans: The VFW Post #3107, located on Hiway 2 West in
Glasgow does a Steak Fry (theyre actually done on an
outdoor grill) on the last Friday of the month, and here it is.A
thick sirloin steak grilled to your liking and all the trimmings
including dessert will be served from 5:00 to 7:00 and this
February 17 - 23 is open to everyone, as is the bar with doors opening in the
SHOWINGS early afternoon if youd like to wet your whistle.

GREAT HORSE PROPERTY

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Late Nite Laffs

A restaurant here in New
York has started selling a so-
called New Yorker milkshake
which comes topped with
whipped cream and a slice of
cheesecake. Which means
the next topping youll get is a
coffin lid. ~ Seth Meyers
Astronomers say they now
know the approximate weight
of the Milky Way. They found
this out by adding 10 pounds
to the Milky Ways weight on
its Tinder profile. ~ Conan
OBrien

Taco Bell has announced plans

to offer a $600 wedding service
at its flagship restaurant in
Las Vegas. And this is cool
the burritos are conveniently
wrapped in divorce papers. ~
Seth Meyers
Almost Schmeckfest time!
A new report finds that over The 52nd Annual German Festival of Tasting, Lustre Schmeckfest, is Friday, March
55,000 bridges in the U.S. 24th at the Lustre Christian High School with serving from 5 7p.m. Cost is $20 for
were found to have major adults, K 8th grade $10, and preschool age kids eat for free. Advance tickets are
structural problems last year.
available at Bakers Jewelry in Glasgow, Gysler Ace Hardware in Wolf Point and the
When asked how theyre going
Lustre Christian High School. Enjoy an all you can eat German Smorgasbord, along
to fix them, the government
with a bake sale, quilt display, craft sale, exquisite handmade items for live and
was like, Eh, well cross that
gaping hole when we get to it.
silent auctions, followed by an entertainment program. Pictured above is some of
~ Jimmy Fallon the fine entertainment offered at Schmeckfest 2015s 50th Annual Golden Jubilee.
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Tonight: A 20 percent chance of snow between 11pm

and 2am. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 21. East wind
6 to 8 mph.
Friday: A 20 percent chance of snow. Cloudy, with a high
near 34. East southeast wind around 6 mph becoming
west in the afternoon.
Friday Night: A 20 percent chance of snow. Cloudy, with
a low around 17. North northeast wind 5 to 7 mph.
Saturday: A 20 percent chance of snow. Mostly cloudy,
with a high near 30. North northeast wind 6 to 9 mph NORTHEAST MONTANAS FORD HEADQUARTERS
Call Jerry, Josh or Norm 228-2141 866-528-2141
becoming west in the morning. Check us out on the web for more great deals www.hilineford.net
Saturday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 14.
Sunday: Partly sunny, with a high near 30. BUZZIFIEDS
Monday: Mostly cloudy, with a high near 29. EXPERIENCED HOUSEKEEPERS: Serving Glasgow or surrounding
Tuesday: Mostly cloudy, with a high near 29. areas. If you would like having experienced housekeepers clean for you?
We will provide our own supplies and equipment. IF INTERESTED CALL
Wednesday: Partly sunny, with a high near 36.
OR TEXT 406-942-0727 OR 406-230-2645
BUZZ
GLASGOW FOR RENT: 3 to 4 bedroom apt. 1 bath. Large deck, laundry facilities,
SCHOOL MENU central air. All utilities paid. No smoking, no pets. $900/month plus $400
security deposit. CALL 406-228-4787
BUZZ
FRIDAY
Breakfast FOR RENT: Great Rentals in St. Marie at reduced price of $425 to help with
French Toast Sausage Patty gas and driving costs. Nicely renovated units with new hot water heater and
Juice Milk
furnace to help lower utility costs. Most pets accepted. FOR SALE: Single
Lunch story, 3 br, 1 bath in St. Marie. Part of the Condo, new flooring, updated
Chicken Burger w/ Lettuce & Ranch
furnace and hot water heater. Priced at $19,500 CALL 406-524-3742 FOR
Dill Spear Chocolate Pudding
MORE INFORMATION
Oranges Choice Fruit Milk
BUZZ
HEALTH CARE PROFESSIONALS NEEDED: Valley View Home is looking
Feeling overwhelmed? to hire Full time Staff Development Coordinator, LPN licence or RN license
Moving to Prairie Ridge, required; Also, looking for Helping Hands, starting at $10.00; and Part-
The Manor or Valley View? time Housekeeper, Activity Aide, Cook and Dietary Aide. Applications are
available at the business office or local Job Service. PLEASE CONTACT
Let us help. KARLY KRUCKENBERG, ADMINISTRATOR, FOR MORE INFORMATION
228-2461
BUZZ
QUILT APPRECIATION DAY Prairie Ridge is looking for quilts or other
quilted items to be put on display. The display will be up until March
7th. Come show you quilts. PLEASE DROP OFF AT PRAIRIE RIDGE
Call Shawn Beard 230-1025 THROUGH MONDAY FEB. 27
Connie Whitten

Bowling
El Cor Del Lanes

Monday Night Mens Tuesday City League

Old Mil Light NW Energy Valley Seed All Season
W: 8 L: 0 W: 3 L: 5 W: 4 L: 0 W: 2 L: 2
Ezzies Markles Scottie Express Durum
W: 7 L: 1 W: 3 L: 5 W: 4 L: 0 W: 0 L: 4
Pacific Steel Valley Bank Rocks Auto Mall S & S Welding
W: 5 L: 3 W: 2 L: 6 W: 2 L: 2 W: 0 L: 4
Holy Rollers BYE HIGH GAMES & SERIES
W: 4 L: 4 W: 0 L: 8 Team Scr.: Rocks Auto Mall 846 & Durum 2402
HIGH GAMES & SERIES Team Hdc.: Scottie Express 931& 2759 Ind.
Team Scr.: Holy Rollers 1019 & Old Mil Light Scr.: Dusty Shipp 277 & 703 Ind. Hdc.: Dusty
2896 Team Hdc.: Old Mil Light 1193& 3427 Ind. Shipp 287 & 733
Scr.: Shane Rhodes 257 & Juice Fischer 685 Ind.
Hdc.: Torey Rasmusan 282 & Byron Eggum 719

Womens Commercial Stars & Strikes Friday Night Mixed

Old Mil Light FCB - Hinsdale Split Happens Thompson & Sons Skill Shotz Road Kill
W: 7 L: 1 W: 4 L: 4 W: 7 L: 1 W: 3 L: 5 W: 33 L: 6 W: 19 L: 21
Bud Light Girls J & K Storage Pocket Pounders Welcome House We Got Nuthin The 7-10s
W: 5 L: 3 W: 4 L: 4 W: 7 L: 1 W: 2 L: 6 W: 26 L: 14 W: 17 L: 22
Holiday Juices Card Room Stay Humble Bowls Deep Hooligans BYE
W: 4 L:4 W: 1 L: 7 W: 5 L: 3 W: 2 L: 6
CBs Detailing Ghost W: 23 L: 17 W: 0 L: 0
W: 4 L: 4 W: 3 L: 5 Durum Grannies HIGH GAMES & SERIES
HIGH GAMES & SERIES W: 4 L: 4 W: 2 L: 6 Team Scr.: Skill Shotz 2078 & We Got Nuthin
HIGH GAMES & SERIES 754 Team Hdc.: Hooligans 2465 & The 7-10s
Team Scr.: Juices Card Room 2032 & Bud Team Scr.: Split Happens 2216 & Stay Humble
Light Girls 735 Team Hdc.: CBs Detailing 819 Mens Ind. Scr.: Dale Borgen 579 & Shane
2604 Team Hdc.:Thompson & Sons 712& Rhodes 195 Mens Ind. Hdc.: Don Simonsen
2489 & Old Mil Light 882 Ind. Scr.: Karen Bowls Deep 874 Mens Ind. Scr.: Juice Fischer
Bergtoll 236 & Donna Borgen 567 Ind. Hdc.: 628 & Jim Henry 215 Womens Ind. Scr.: Diane
212& 594 Mens Ind. Hdc.: Curtis Leader 248 & Jensen 586 & Donna Borgen 213 Womens
Doris Ringstad 244 & Janice Lawrence 684 Torey Rasmusan 678 Womens Ind. Scr.: Haylee Ind. Hdc.: Ruth Ebert 697 & Mary Honrud 238
Thompson 221 & 588 Womens Ind. Hdc.:
Natalie Hopstad 256 & Melanie Fisher 697
Vicks Lanes

Nashua Mixed League Nashua Mens League

North Forty Tag-A-Longs Tihista Const. Vicks Lane
W: 51 L: 32 W: 44 L: 40 W: 14 L: 6 W: 6 L: 10
Blind Side Pauls Glass Hi-Line Ford E.G.T.
W: 45 L: 38 W: 27 L: 57 W: 13 L: 7 W: 8 L: 12
HIGH GAMES & SERIES Dahl Aviation. Glasgow Stockyards
Team Scr.: North Forty 658 & 1878 Team Hdc.: W: 13 L: 7 W: 7 L: 13
North Forty 2358 & 818 Mens Ind. Scr.: Reyn Prairie Travelers Farmers Elevator
Falkenstern 224 & Dwain Bitterman 578 Mens W: 10 L: 10 W: 6 L: 14
Ind. Hdc.: Dwaine Bitterman 251 & 665 Womens WEEK 24 HIGH GAMES & SERIES
Ind. Scr.: Darla Shipman 164 & Linda Falkenstern Team Scr.: Vicks Lane 852 & 2341 Team Hdc.:
446 Womens Ind. Hdc.: Darla Shipman 223 & 615 Vicks Lane 955& 2650 Ind. Scr.: Rick Tihista
237& Bill Viste 634 Ind. Hdc.: Rick Tihista 270 &
Bill Viste 730

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 Glasgow/Fort Peck Chapter
WALLEYES UNLIMITED
STATE BANQUET
AND SPRING CRAFT BAZAAR
Saturday, April 8, 2017
Valley Event Center Glasgow
Spring Craft Bazaar
9am-3pm........... Local & Statewide Vendors
Displaying & Selling Products
For Booth Reservations Call Sandy Maczka 263-4861
4:30pm .............. Raffles, Games & Silent Auction
6:30pm .............. Walleye & Pulled Pork Dinner
$25 for Adults $10 Children 12 & Under

Mardi Gras

Carnival
Sunday, February 26
11:00 AM - 2:00 PM
St. Raphaels
Food
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Gam & Priflzes
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February 22 - 28, 2017

Bone-In Pork
SIRLOIN ROASTS ......................$.99 lb.
85% Lean 15% Fat
GROUND BEEF .......................$2.99 lb.
Dailys
BIG BUY BACON .......................... 3/$6
Bone-In
SIRLOIN CHOPS .....................$1.29 lb.
Family Pack Boneless Skinless
CHICKEN BREASTS .................$2.49 lb.
Fresh Pork
BABY BACK RIBS ....................$2.99 lb.
Boneless Beef
PETITE SIRLOIN STEAKS ..........$3.49 lb.
Quaker 11.5-14.5 oz. Select Varieties
CEREAL.................................$1.99 ea.
 FRIDAY
a s s of Glasgow Eye Care 90th Birthday
Cl 2 Dr. Troy Myers
Celebration
Soup: Clam Chowder Chili

19 7 WILL BE CLOSED for

Specials:
Fish Platter
Monday, February 13
Meeting to plan Through Alice Eide Beef or Chicken
Chimichangas
this years Reunion Friday, February 24 Sunday Feb. 26th Dine at theO
at Sagebrush Lounge Appointments or Questions 2:00 - 4:00 PM
Monday, February 27 Call (406) 228-8200
5:00pm
at Prairie Ridge
Sorry for any Inconvenience 228-8006

LOST WORDS
Heavens to Murgatroyd! Would you believe
the email spell checker did not recognize the word
murgatroyd?
Lost Words from our childhood: Words gone as fast
as the buggy whip! Sad really! The other day a not so
elderly (70ish) lady said something to her son about
driving a jalopy and he looked at her quizzically and
said What the heck is a jalopy? Oh, Oh a new phrase!
He had never heard of the word jalopy!! She knew she
was old but not that old.
Well, I hope you are Hunky Dory after you read this
and chuckle... by Richard Lederer.
About a month ago, I illuminated some old
expressions that have become obsolete because of the
inexorable march of technology. These phrases included
Dont touch that dial, Carbon copy, You sound like It turns out there are more of these lost words and
a broken record and Hung out to dry.
Back in the olden days we had a lot of moxie. Wed put
on our best bib and tucker to straighten up and fly right.
Heavens to Betsy! Gee whillikers! Jumping Jehoshaphat!
Holy moley! Ye gads! We were in like Flynn and living
the life of Riley, and even a regular guy couldnt accuse
us of being a knucklehead, a nincompoop or a pill. Not
for all the tea in China!
Back in the olden days, life used to be swell, but
whens the last time anything was swell? Swell has gone
the way of beehives, pageboys and the D.A. and of spats,
knickers, fedoras, poodle skirts, saddle shoes and pedal
pushers. Oh, my aching back. Kilroy was here, but he
isnt anymore.
We wake up from what surely has been just a short
nap, and before we can say, well Ill be a monkeys uncle!
or, This is a fine kettle of fish! We discover that the words
we grew up with, the words that seemed omnipresent as
oxygen, have vanished with scarcely a notice from our
tongues and our pens and our keyboards.
Poof, go the words of our youth, the words weve
left behind. We blink, and theyre gone. Where have all
those phrases gone?
Long gone: Pshaw, The milkman did it. Hey! Its
your nickel. Dont forget to pull the chain. Knee high
to a grasshopper. Well, Fiddlesticks! Going like sixty.
Ill see you in the funny papers. Dont take any wooden
nickels.
expressions than Carter has liver pills. This can be
disturbing stuff !
We of a certain age have been blessed to live in
changeable times. For a child, each new word is like a
shiny toy, a toy that has no age. We at the other end of the
chronological arc have the advantage of remembering
there are words that once did not exist and there were
words that once strutted their hour upon the earthly
stage and now are heard no more, except in our collective
memory.Its one of the greatest advantages of aging.
See ya later, alligator! To which I add, After a while,
crocodile!

TEETH CLEANINGS The Montana Association of Clerks and Recorders

is sponsoring a $1000 scholarship for a graduating senior who

5 Days A Week
will be attending an IN STATE SCHOOL.
The last day of acceptance of applications is March 15, 2017.
Applications are available at all high schools located in Valley
CALL TODAY County and at the Clerk and Recorders office in the courthouse.
Applications must be received by the Clerk and Recorder by March 15, 2017
406-228-2211 and will be judged on the basis of need, scholarship, and school and civic
involvement. The state winner and alternate will be notified after May 1, 2017.
Budde Family Dentistry The scholarship will be given directly to the school of the students choice after
the student has been accepted by the school.
ATTENTION, Sportsmen: Welcome
Spring turkey apps deadline is March 2 Tournament Fans
Montanas spring male turkey hunting season begins Beautiful New Home Decor items in from our new line...
April 8 this year. The deadline to apply for a Montana Peacock Park
spring turkey license in some Montana counties is
We have New 25% OFF Archipelago Diffusers
March 2. Candles Garden Items HUGE SALE
Applicants will find the spring turkey license areas Including New Fountains 50% OFF! Selected
in FWP Regions 2, 3, and 4 listed on the application and Gorgeous Florals for Spring Jewelry Items
must have a 2017 conservation and base hunting license TOURNAMENT FANS 50 % OFF Readers
Mention our ad and receive 10% OFF of
to be eligible to apply. There is a $5 application fee. your entire purchase of $50 and more!
Resident and nonresident spring turkey license Best of luck to all the teams! Fun items fo r
applications are available on the FWP website at fwp. Easter...
Robyns Nest Ne w items
mt.gov. Go to the Hunting page, click Licenses and Home Decor & Fine Gifts
...
Permits then Paper Applications. Paper applications
501 1st Ave. S. 228-4646
arriving daily
must be received by FWP by 5 p.m. on Thursday, March
Ages 14 & under Noon - 3 PM
2nd.
If paddlefishing is your thing... KIDS
Paddlefish anglers planning to fish in the Upper ICE FISHING
Missouri River (From Fort Peck Dam to Fort Benton) DAY
will need to apply for an Upper Missouri River Paddlefish POLES & BAIT PROVIDED
Tag. Applications are available to apply by mail, online HOT DOGS, HOT CHOCOLATE, & FUN!
at fwp.mt.gov, or by stopping by any regional or area
FWP offices. Applications must be received no later
CONTACT NICK KNIGHT 230-2098 OR RICCI OLSON 263-0240
than March 30, 2017.
For 2017, a total of 1,000 tags will be available for
STEAK FRY or Citizen Center
Seni
the drawing. Successful applicants may harvest a fish
anytime during the season, from May 1 through June
Friday, Feb. 24th FRIDAY Sen
15. The season will not be shortened if more than 500
fish are harvested during the season. Those anglers not 5pm~7pm Hot Beef
successful in drawing a harvest tag will be issued a snag Sandwich
Call for reservation by 10 AM
and release only license for the Upper Missouri River. 228-9500
Anglers, both resident and nonresident, are required
to purchase a season fishing and conservation license
prior to submitting their applications. Party applications
(up to five anglers) are available.
Additionally, anglers that did not participate in the
tag drawing that want to participate in the snag and Its all happening
release fishery can still purchase an Upper Missouri
River Paddlefish Snag and Release License at any FWP
at
the vfw
office or online beginning April 10, 2017. 840 5TH AVENUE SOUTH
As in the past, anglers may only select one area to Immaculate 4 bedroom, 2 bath
fish for paddlefish in Montana: Upper Missouri River home, 2016 +/- sq. ft. sits on a
corner lot. Large open kitchen,
(White Tag), Yellowstone River and Missouri River dining and living room on the
main floor, with a large family
downstream of Fort Peck Dam (Yellow Tag), and the room, 2 bedrooms and bath on
Fort Peck Dredge Cuts archery only season (Blue Tag). the lower level. Move in ready!
Any paddlefish harvested anywhere in Montana must be ASKING $129,000 #290
report to FWP within 48 hours of harvest. Mandatory Offered by: Karen Waarvik, Broker/Owner
harvest reporting can be completed by calling 1-844- (406) 228-2525 -
www.redfoxxrealestate.com
668-5932.