Credits

begin i
nblack screen depicting
theday andtime:
Thursday 8:30 a
m. W
hile r
ustling
ofmicrophones,
clothes,
and
random banter a
re h
eard.
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INT.
CHURCH PRACTICE
ROOM E
ARLY MORNING


Camera onC
lementine andBlanche
primping. B
lanche
isclad
inahotpink t
racksuit a
ndisc
hecking
herface
ina
compact
mirror.
Clementine, wearing sunglasses, is
chewing
gum
and
blowing
bubbles. Theyboth
areseated in
front o
f
the
camera,
interviewstyle. T
here
is
anoldp
iano
inthe
background.
Overlay*:

TITLE
SCREEN: THEUNEMPLOYABLES

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INT.
CHURCH PRACTICE
ROOMEARLY MORNING.

Both
girls
are s
ettled, sufficiently primped, andr
eady
tobe
interviewed.

BLANCHE
Today
weareauditioning foro
ur
Karaoke troupe The D
ancing
Bell Tones. We
are h
ere at
St.Marys Church of
Christ
None of
that Temple o
fGods C
hild
whowasn
ever
born or
whatever those cute l
ittle J
ews wanna
call i
t. To
Clementine Noo
ffense.

CLEMENTINE
(pops gum)

BLANCHE
This audition i
sreally i
mportant for
those girls outthere.
It
is
aonce in
alifetime o
pportunity.
This a
udition will
make
or
break their careers
At
most their (small town
college )careers.


CLEMENTINE

Werel
ooking f
ortriplet
hreats.
Singers,
Actors,
Dancers

BLANCHE
speaking
ofthispianoi
s
taking u
pal
ot
of
space,
there
isnt
gonnabee
nough
roomfort
he
tapcall.
ASHLEY,
can
you
be
ad
ear a
ndm
ovethep
iano t
o
the
corner?


CONTINUOUS:

ASHLEY s
truggling t
oreach h
er iced c
offee
while
arms
full
holding BLANCHE
and C
LEMENTINES iced
coffee a
nd
bags. Quickly
reacts t
ocommand a
nd e
xcitedly a
grees.
CONTINUOUS:

Back
toBLANCHE
and C
LEMENTINE. T
hey are
entirely unfazed b
y
ASHLEYs
apparent s
truggle a
sshe p
ushes
the p
iano
outoff
rame.
It
is
annoyingly loud.

BLANCHE
Today
well beh
earing a
quick 1
6bar cuto
f_____________,
a
dancecombination c
horeographed b
yClementine here,and
awritten
multiple
choice exam.

CLEMENTINE
(Beat
then, toA
SHLEY)
Youre b
eing really loud.

ASHLEY
Oh. S
orry!

BLANCHE and
CLEMENTINE backtothecamera.
ASHLEY attempts to
move
the
piano again without m
aking a
smuchnoise:
an
impossible
task.Another
long moment then:

BLANCHE
(Outburst)
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ASHLEY
Improvised
interview about BLANCHE
&CLEMENTINE being
her b
est
friends, three amigos, e
tc.
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INT.CHURCH
HALLWAY8:32AM

Camera pans
across
aragtag
group o
fstudents
warming
upin
the
hallways of
adank
church b
asement. T
hey
have
been here
since
sunrise, waiting f
or t
his m
oment toc
ome. Somestudents
are
doing
vocal
trills,
some
may b
ep
hysically stretching a
nd
signing
up
for
audition slots
inbackground while:

MONICA
Improvised interview e
xplaining w
hat s
he
wanted t
osing
for
audition (Jewish Prayer)

CONTINUOUS

BETHin
lazy
disguise, darksunglasses a
ndheadscarf, in
rival
school uniform hanging u
ps
ign ups
heet forrival K
araoke t
roupe,
camera spots her,zooms in,
she i
scaught and
runs away. As:

MONICA
I
hope you
know
God
iswatching.
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Beginning o
fMontage o
fsingers
Start
with,
ASHLEY, KATLYN S.
(internal interview),
DREW we
only
see
saying YAS, e
tc. (
Internal Interview
(Ithink it
went
well))
MASON, MONICA, A
LEX
(CHEERLEADER),
LUIS (
JANITOR),
DEVREN (DRAG QUEEN), E
THAN (BLACK F
ACEHOOD),
KAITLIN
K.(CIRCUS
CLOWN),
etc.,
CLARISE.
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BLANCHE, CLEMINTINE andASHLEY. B
LANCHE notso
subtle
reaction to
CLARISES b
eautiful sound.
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TO:
 CLARISE(spoken)
Improvised
interview ofrejection reaction.
Large s
obs.
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TO:

BETH
inbackground, still i
ndisguise, l
istening
with
head
around
corner.
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TO:
EXT

CLEMENTINE
Today hasbeen l
esst
han
fruitful.
But t
omorrow i
s
thed
ance
call,
sowell s
ee
what happens.

BETH
gives
ClARISE
flyer forrival
Karaoke
troupeand
they
walk
off
into
the d
istance a
sBLANCHE
off s
creen yells,

(BLANCHE)
ASHLEY!!

Camera q
uick c
ontinuous p
an
toA
SHLEY pack
muleing
random
equipment andBLANCHE/CLEMINTINES
personal belongings.

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