MISS INASAL

I. Business Meeting
[Members are gathered in a business meeting setting with president standing, leading the conference]
President: Ano ang sayo? Chon-mahn-eh-yo. (Welcome.)
President: Meeting-ah come to order-ah. (The meeting will please come to order.)
President: Roll call-ah for those present-uh, say Oppa! (Roll call for those who are present say Oppa)
President: Board-ah of directors-nim? (Board of directors?)
BODs: Oppa! (Present!)
President: Arrasso department head-juseyo? (Department Heads?)
Department Heads: Oppa! (Present!)
President: Stock-oh-holder ottoke? (Stockholders?)
Stockholders: Oppa! (Present!)
President: Hana dul set net dasot yasot elgop? (Shall we proceed with the meeting proper?)
President: *Points at white board with FS and graphs* As we know, from our previous meeting, since
we agreed to implement the promotion of unli-rice on our company, Miss Inasals sales have been
booming by an increase of 15%. However, we are currently faced by a recent dilemma, the proposal of
the bill on the Ban on Unli-Rice. Shout out po to Cynthia Villar.
BODs: Omo ottoke! If the bill will be approved, how can we prevent the downfall of our sales from
happening?
Stockholder: Ne, ne. If this continues to go down gradually, how can we make sure that the company will
continue to provide a decent return on our investments?
Department Heads: Ah! Jjinja. I advise that we should advertise against the ban on unli-rice. We should
continue providing unli-rice to our customers since it gives the company a great return on our sales.
BODs: I suggest we invite Cynthia Villar to experience our concept of unli-rice maybe it can change her
mind.
President: Good idea. All in favor say Kim Bok Joo.
Everyone: KIM BOK JOO!!!
President: Oki-ahh meeting-ah journ-ah. (Okay, meeting adjourned.)
II. Submission of FS to the public
[Setting: Company lobby. Users of FS nag linya seated together holding their phones, laptops, gadgets,
etc. There is a FREE WIFI sign above their heads.]
Department Heads: *Pna announcement* Attention for those interested, we have recently released our
financial statements for the year. You may view it in our website or grab a copy at the Securities and
Exchange Commission.
SEC: Oh so their company has finally submitted their financial statements for the year. Lets see if they
are in compliance with the laws and regulations.
BIR: What they have submitted their FS already? We need to asses if the are paying the right taxes.
Creditor: Really? They have? You know I lended them a loan, I need to check if they are able to repay me.
Potential Investor: Me? Im still planning to invest in their company and Im doubting especially now that
the ban on unli-rice is on its way to being approved. I hope the reward is worth the risk.
Supplier: Well, Ive been getting lots of orders from them. Im the rice supplier by the way. Theyve been
quite profitable this year and the company usually pay their debts on time. But I need to evaluate their
financial health for the forthcoming year.
Customer: So youre going to check their financial statements? Me too because Im having a rice party
and I want them to cater the rice for me.
Labor Unions: Thats good. Were the ones who process the orders, but were uncertain if well still receive
higher wages or better benefits for the future because of the ban. And our job security is soooo
challenged. Were so triggered, you know.
Competitor: Excuse me, youre not the only one whos triggered. We recently just offered unli-rice at our
restaurant. We need to compare our performance with your company. So, pwe.

III. News
[Media reporter standing in front with staff at the side and cameraman across]
Media Reporter: (Mic test, 1, 2, 3. Mic test. Are we live?) Breaking news. The company Miss Inasal; the
pioneer of unli-rice in the Philippines, has recently released their financial statements for the public to
comprehend. It has reported sales that has increased by a whopping 15% since the implementation of
their innovative promo on unli-rice. However, the analysts of the company have also released a forecasted
FS wherein the presumed sales will decrease by up to 10% if the bill concerning the ban of unli-rice will
be approved. Moreover, in a recent interview, the President of Miss Inasal has recently stated that they
will not back down and they are paging Sen. Cynthia Villar to try and experience their unique concept of
unli-rice at Miss Inasal. *Signals to the staff* (Roll the clip please.)
[Staff enters and brings big frame for video clip]
President: *Pna hinhin nga strong with maris2 astig pose sa asap* ANNYEONGHASEYO! YAAA PABO
PABOOOO YA!!!! IT G MAAA!!!!! CYNTHIA JUGEULLAE??? JUGEULLAE JJINJA VILLAR!!!! ARASSO
ARRASSOOOO!!!! (Good day Sen. Villar, come and visit us at Miss Inasal and experience our well-known
unli-rice. Maybe it can change your mind. ;))
Media reporter: We have Cynthia Villar here live for the reply.
Cynthia Villar: Annyeonghaesayo Philippines. Annyeonghaesayo world. As we know, we get sick because
of unli-rice. You should eat vegetables. We should stop this. But as a deliberate individual, I have consider
your request Ms. [insert presidents name here].

IV. Restaurant
[Cynthia enters restaurant and is seated at one of the empty table. Goblin look-alike waiter enters
bringing a bag of unli-rice and a cup para scoop sa rice and walks towards Cynthias table pna slowmo
with hangin2 effect. Naay mag paypay2 sa side. Blown away si Cynthia (haha see what I did there). Cue
Goblins entrance (BGM: Who Are You)]
Waiter: Unli-rice you like?
Cynthia Villar: *finger heart* Yummy oppa?
[President enters and talks to Cynthia]
President: So what can you say on the ban of unli-rice?
Cynthia Villar: *Medyo distracted* Ban on unli-rice? What ban on unli-rice?
[Cynthia is starstrucked sa waiter. Cynthia leans on waiters back pna goblin poster and president
reaches for Cynthias shoulder. Pose. The end. Abangan.]