What Do I Do When I See Someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I Stare, I Smile & When I Get Tired, I Put The Mirror Down!

What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile & when I get tired, I put the mirror down! May
11, 2010
Richard Storry ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐ‫ ן‬ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ Feb 23, 2009
- 58 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share
2 6891
Lee _̴ı̴̡ ̡͌l̡ ̡͌l̡*̡ ̴̴̡̡ı̴̡ ̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡͡ ̲▫̲̲͡͡͡ ̲̲̲͡͡͡π̲̲͡͡͡ ̲̲͡͡▫̲̲͡͡͡ ̲|̡ ̡ ̴̴̡̡ı̴̡ ̡͌l ̡ Jun 15, 2009
3 3866
Liam ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅●̲̅|̲̅=̲̅|̲̅●̲̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ Sep 9, 2009
James is feeling quite handicapped today, can't he just park there? Feb 15, 2009
- Comment · Make this my status · REPORT · Share
previous next
4 3105
Frank scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status.Sep 20, 2009
5 922
Name status under construction ██████████████] 99% Mar 24, 2010
6 908
Lucia What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile & when I get tired, I put the mirror
down! May 11, 2010
7 585
Betsy ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎ‫ןן‬ɐuıɟ uɐɔJun 11, 2009
8 565
Alex Huynh is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... This could take a while... Jan 2, 2009
9 501
Lucia I do it because i can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't May 11, 2010

459
10
Scott Needs a giant ( ̲̲̅̅͡:̲̅̅:̲̅͡ ̲̅:̲̅͡ ̲̅[̲̅͡ ̲̲̅͡ ̅]̲̲̅̅͡ ̲̲̅͡:̲̅̅:̲̅͡ ̲̅:̲̅͡ ̲̲̅͡ ) to mend a broken heart. Sep 29, 2009
11 454
Carl is as bored as a midget in a theme park.... Oct 7, 2009
12 412
Kirsty is TUЯИ UP TĦΣ MUSiC! ılı.--------νσℓυмє---------.ılı. : ▄ █ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ : мιη- - - - - - - - - - - - - - Sep 12,

2009
13 352
Ray ATTEMPTING TO GIVE A DAMN ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░ 87% complete.... ERROR:We dont give a damn Jun 30, 2010
14 331
Sukhcharan I don't like to think myself as 'Special' I like to think myself as limited edition Oct 28, 2009
15 248
callie ❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Pimpin Jun 15, 2010
16 242
Craig life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess May 19, 2009
17 227
John Ellis ＳＵＵＵＰ ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ Jan 11, 2010
18 220
Akash Beginnings are usually scary and endings are usually sad, but it's everything in between that makes it all worth
living." Jun 15, 2010
19 178
Lucia Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes? Apr 7, 2010
20 162
Logan was born cool, but global warming made me hot! Jul 9, 2009

21 153
Darnell is Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'till I google all over your facebook? Jul 30, 2009
22 134
Khaled Don't like my Attitude? Call 1-800-KISS-MY-ASS Jul 13, 2010
23 105
Name party ٩(-̮̮̃-)̃ ۶ at my __̴ı̴̡ ̡͌l̡ ̡͌l̡* ̡̡ ̴̴̡ı̴̡ ̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡͡ ̲▫̲̲͡͡͡ ̲̲̲͡͡͡π̲̲͡͡͡ ̲̲͡͡▫̲̲͡͡͡ ̲|̡� Aug 28, 2009
24 103
Lucia If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.Apr 7, 2010
25 102
Zambooki its time to party ٩(-̮̃-̮ ̃)۶ ▄ █ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ TUЯИ UP TĦΣ MUSiC! GET OUTTA YOUR
MIND! Dec 4, 2009
How the game works

Status King Game winners are treated like royalty!
hank you for your wit and for brightening our Facebook lives!
adult language filter view tags Note: status updates containing adult language (a) are not eligible for crown.
546
Maria Without God our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday. Seven
days without God makes one weak! Oct 4, 2009
View Top July 13, 2010 Finalists
559
Adrieono Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants! Who died in the oil spill because of BP?
Spongebob Squarepants. Jun 21, 2010
View Top June 29, 2010 Finalists
454
Carl is as bored as a midget in a theme park.... Oct 7, 2009

Bruce Says i once got stuck in a hotel room for 3 days coz someone left a sign on the door saying DO NOT
DISTURB.. i thought how can i get out!!! Jul 5, 2009
previous next
694
Pratha Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day. Jun 1, 2010
408
Ivy Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems. May 26, 2010
922
Name status under construction ██████████████] 99% Mar 24, 2010

View Top May 25, 2010 Finalists
501
Lucia I do it because i can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't May 11, 2010
566
Gaurav If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other! Apr
30, 2010
5237
Brett ˙ǝ‫ן‬ƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ p‫ן‬ɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞoo‫ ן‬ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı Jul 5, 2009
View Top April 27, 2010 Finalists
498
Jad If we're not supposed to have late night snacks.. why is there a light in the fridge? Apr 15, 2010

492
Bern Dreiner says... Don't let life get in the way of your dreams... go back to sleep! Apr 6, 2010
776
Bill In the Beginning, God made the Heaven and Earth. The rest was Made in China. Mar 30, 2010
528
Katie the cops came to my house earlier, claiming that my dog had chased someone on a bike. I said "Piss off, my dog
doesn't have a bike!". Mar 19, 2010
View Top March 30, 2010 Finalists
1139
Phil is wondering what the person who discovered milk was doing with the cow Dec 7, 2009
729
Holly i just change the name of my ipod to "the titanic" so whenever i plug it in to my computer it says "the titanic is
syncing". Mar 1, 2010
416
Akash Your friendship means so much to me that...When you cry...I cry.When you laugh...I laugh.When you jump out a
window...I laugh some more. Feb 19, 2010
480
Krissy ~ Don't call me crazy. I much prefer the term "mentally hilarious" Feb 16, 2010
View Top February 23, 2010 Finalists
818
Evan had a super busy day today converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. Feb 9, 2010
1537
Gaurav Did u know that when some1 annoys u, it takes 42 muscles to frown, But it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm
out and smack'em in the head Oct 6, 2009
703
GetaBikini my friends status said " suicidal and standing on a cliff " So I Poked Him. Jan 21, 2010
410
Tim Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday. Jan 16, 2010
View Top January 23, 2010 Finalists
7546
Richard Storry ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐ‫ ן‬ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ Feb 23, 2009
699
Dash A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger Wood Dec 29, 2009

372
BiNi I don't do jordans or nikes, that is the ugliest brand out there. I do the african dry feet. Best brand out there. Dec 25,
2009
View Top December 29, 2009 Finalists
3273
Name if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF Dec 6, 2009
View Top December 22, 2009 Finalists
next
How the game works

Status King Game winners are treated like royalty!
Submit your status to Status King here...or submit for a friend
Name is
Vote on 31,578 Clever and Funny Status Updates

adult language filter view tags Note: status updates containing adult language (a) are not eligible for crown.
1 653
Stunna I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even
number? Jun 6, 2010
2 524
Ashiia -► PlayTheMoments ▌▌ PauseTheMemories ■ StopThePain ◄◄ RewindTheHappiness.* Mar 25, 2010
3 362
Name This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now
read without the word dog! Jul 14, 2010
Sammy wondes why oh why the woman swallowed the fly? Sep 10, 2009
previous next
4 307
Samir ٩(•̮̃•̮ )̃ ۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ Sep 6, 2009
5 277
Arpita U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant
Drown Jan 17, 2010
6 272
Lucia What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile & when I get tired, I put the mirror
down! May 11, 2010

7 270
Tina Why is it when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a deserted island?" , no one ever
replies, "A BOAT" Sep 23, 2009
8 240
Jared Dear god, if u give us back biggie and tupac.. You can have bieber and miley... Jul 16, 2010
9 204
Iheb ┣▇f͟͞͞~ a͟͞͞~ c͟͞͞~ e͟͞͞~ b͟͞͞~ o͟͞͞~ o͟͞͞~ k͟͞͞~ ▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction. Nov
20, 2009
10
200
Kelly ̿̿̿ ̿' ̿'̵̵͇̿̿̿ƒ̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵̿̿ƒ̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ this is a stick-up... give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]! Dec 20, 2009
11 199
Morgan keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box Jul 8, 2010
12 195
Anna One day twitter, facebook, and youtube will combine to make the most time consuming website known to mankind.
We'll call it "YOU TWIT FACE". Jun 14, 2009
13 181
Lee _̴ı̴̡ ̡͌l̡ ̡͌l̡*̡ ̴̴̡̡ı̴̡ ̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡͡ ̲▫̲̲͡͡͡ ̲̲̲͡͡͡π̲̲͡͡͡ ̲̲͡͡▫̲̲͡͡͡ ̲|̡ ̡ ̴̴̡̡ı̴̡ ̡͌l ̡ Jun 15, 2009
14 177
Nicole press the star then push up down left down to show ur mood..!!it rele works :D Jul 15, 2010
15 174
Gina Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.” Jun 22, 2010
16 163
Juan ‫ﺎ ٱ‬٥√‫ﻻ ﻉ‬٥ц =) Dec 12, 2009
17
144
Sky ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅●̲̅|̲̅=̲̅|̲̅●̲̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ BOOM CHICKA WAH WAHH ●٩(-̮•̮̃ ̃)۶ Jan 15, 2010
18 135
Ginawondersifanyoneknowswhatthelongstickatthebottomofthekeyboardisfor? Dec 9, 2009
19 132
Khaled Don't like my Attitude? Call 1-800-KISS-MY-ASS Jul 13, 2010
20 132
Joshua 's Password is MickeyGoofyPlutoDonaldAtlanta, Facebook told me it had to be at least 4 characters long and include
at least one captial! Nov 18, 2009

21 119
Gina Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while u're in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled u get. Jul 14, 2010
22 117
'Asharaf says if u need a friend (text me) need a laugh (call me) need a hug (stop by) need money (this number is no
longer in service) lol Feb 18, 2010
23 111
Kristian Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Aug 27, 2009
24 109
Atayeb He who feels that he is too small to make a difference has never been bitten by a mosquito. May 30, 2010
25 97
Jessica believes that work is awesome, it's the only way to get screwed constantly without fear of pregnancy or disease. Jul
14, 2010
everyone wants to be happy, nobody wants to feel pain, but you can't have rainbows, without any rain♥

What Do I Do When I See Someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I Stare, I Smile & When I Get Tired, I Put The Mirror Down!

Uploaded by

Document Information

Original Description:

Original Title

Copyright

Available Formats

Share this document

Share or Embed Document

Sharing Options

Did you find this document useful?

Is this content inappropriate?

Copyright:

Available Formats

What Do I Do When I See Someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I Stare, I Smile & When I Get Tired, I Put The Mirror Down!

Uploaded by

Copyright:

Available Formats

- 58 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

- 68 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

Liam ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅●̲̅|̲̅=̲̅|̲̅●̲̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ Sep 9, 2009

- 11 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

- Comment · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

Frank scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status.Sep 20, 2009

- 25 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

- 7 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

- 5 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

- 6 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

- Comment · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

- 1 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

- 5 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

Carl is as bored as a midget in a theme park.... Oct 7, 2009

- Comment · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

Kirsty is TUЯИ UP TĦΣ MUSiC! ılı.--------νσℓυмє---------.ılı. : ▄ █ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ : мιη- - - - - - - - - - - - - - Sep 12,

- Comment · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

- Comment · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

- 4 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

- 2 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

- 6 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

John Ellis ＳＵＵＵＰ ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ Jan 11, 2010

- 1 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

- Comment · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

- 2 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

Logan was born cool, but global warming made me hot! Jul 9, 2009

- 12 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

Khaled Don't like my Attitude? Call 1-800-KISS-MY-ASS Jul 13, 2010

- 4 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

- Comment · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

- 4 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

- 1 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

How the game works

- 15 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

View Top July 13, 2010 Finalists

- 3 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

View Top June 29, 2010 Finalists

Carl is as bored as a midget in a theme park.... Oct 7, 2009

View Top June 22, 2010 Finalists

- Comment · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

- 1 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

View Top June 15, 2010 Finalists

- 9 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

View Top June 1, 2010 Finalists

Name status under construction ██████████████] 99% Mar 24, 2010

- 7 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

- 1 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

View Top May 18, 2010 Finalists

- 3 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

View Top May 11, 2010 Finalists

- 16 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

View Top April 27, 2010 Finalists

- 6 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

View Top April 20, 2010 Finalists

- Comment · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

View Top April 13, 2010 Finalists

- 8 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

View Top April 6, 2010 Finalists

- 7 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

View Top March 30, 2010 Finalists

- 20 Comments · Make this my status · REPORT · Share

View Top March 23, 2010 Finalists