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EPHESIANS 5:22-33
There were three guys talking in the restaurant. Two of them are
talking about the amount of control they have over their wives,
while the third remains quiet. After a while one of the first two
turns to the third and says, Well, what about you, what sort of
control do you have over your wife?
The third fellow says Ill tell you. Just the other night my wife
came to me on her hands and knees.
The first two guys were amazed. What happened then?" they
asked. "She said, get out from under the bed and fight like a
man.
Seriously though men, God has placed us in an awesome
position. It is one that places great responsibility upon us.
Men God has given us this responsibility, not to abuse, but to use
for His glory, and to further His kingdom.
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If Im the king of the castle, I need a queen. And the queen cant
be the (my) queen if shes a slave on somebodys job!
You see, because shes my queen, she makes sure that Im
treated like a king. And the queen has no problem being
submissive to the king, when hes treating her like the queen.
Folks will say, I dont see why hes with her? It aint for you to
see! Because, as the king, I see the potential in my queen of what
she shall be. (Same in the church)
Folks will say, I dont see what Jesus Christ loves the church,
they.... But the fact of the matter is that He too sees the potential
of what they shall be... Because the Bible says that,
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear
what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall
be like him; for we shall see him as he is. (I John 3:2)
Seventh year: For Petes sake, stop sneezing! Are you trying to
give me pneumonia?
CON:
On their 50th wedding anniversary a man and his wife were at
home in bed. She said, Honey, how about stroking my hair the
way you did on our honeymoon. So he did.
Then she said, Dear, how about cuddling the way we did on our
honeymoon. So he did.
Next, she said, Sweetheart, how about nibbling on my ear the
way you did on our honeymoon. Abruptly, he got out of bed and
left the room.
She called out, Honey, whats the matter? Where are you going?
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Wives, if you want the husband of your dreams then be the wife
of his by meeting his deepest needs.
Husbands, if you want the wife of your dreams, then be the
husband of hers by meeting her deepest needs.