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EXTENTIONS
Bali Population Stands at 3.89Million
Bali Suffering Strains as
Population Increases 20%
in Last Decade.
The Jakarta Post has
highlighted growing population
pressures in Bali where the
latest census carried out in May
2010 identified a 20% increase
in the number of people living in
Bali over the past ten years.
Latest population estimates put
Bali's population at 3.89 million,
as compared to the 3.15 million
people living here in 2000. solutions to curb the rapid
Remarking on the rapid growth in population.
increase, Bali's governor Pastika The head of Bali's statistic
said: "This is an extraordinary bureau, Ida Komang Wisnu, says
increase. We have been successful population growth has averaged
with the family planning program to 2.15% per year over the past 10
lower the birth rate. Therefore, this years. A growth rate of less than
situation is due to migration." 1% per year is deemed more
Warning that steps must be sustainable.
taken to curb population growth,
Pastika alluded to the resulting
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Plugging the Leaks, Keeping Bali Financially Afloat Duck! It's the Muhammad Ali of ancient predators
Why Governor Pastika's "problematic." right to expropriate the tax Testing on an andalgalornis skull Joe Frazier wading into
Desire to Put Hotel and Problematic? No doubt. It collection authority from regencies showed the flightless bird avoided the fray and slugging it out."
has become a long-standing and and mayoraltys and place this close combat and used a series of Te r r o r b i r d s w e r e
Restaurant Taxes on Line is function under direct control of the quick jabs to take out prey. carnivorous flightless birds up to
increasingly embarrassing "public
an Idea Long Overdue. secret" that regency officials are provincial government. We hope The ancient terror birds were almost 3m tall which were the
Bali's governor Made readily amenable to negotiating the the government will turn that threat the dominant predators in ancient dominant predators in ancient
Mangku Pastika is not pleased. calculation method and payment of into action and assume both its South America. Source: Supplied South America.
Despite promises made last year by PHR with hotel and restaurant legal and moral responsibility in AN ANCIENT "terror bird" has Researchers tested the
the island's regencies and owners. No less dismaying, money order to increase tax revenues that been named the Muhammad Ali of mechanical performance of an
mayoraltys to introduce an on-line collected in cash every time a will permit much needed health and predators, using the famed boxer's andalgalornis skull under
reporting and payment system for customer stays at a hotel in Bali or educational programs to move agile attack and retreat strategy while attacking prey. different simulated feeding behaviours, running
the 10% hotel and restaurant tax dines in a restaurant is often not ahead. Computer imaging and CT scans were used by computer simulations to model the biomechanics of
(PHR) tacked on to every submitted (even at negotiated As an interim and an international team of scientists, including an expert three ways of attacking prey.
accommodation and dining tab, no levels) to the government, but kept complementary step, we also from the University of NSW, to reveal the predatory They were a vertical killing bite, pulling back
visible progress towards keeping and used as a no-interest loan to be suggest that much of the blatant behaviour of the andalgalornis. with its neck to dismember prey and shaking the skull
that promise has been made. In paid at some indeterminate time in malfeasance currently surrounding Andalgalornis couldn't fly but the 1.4m tall bird, from side to side when dealing with struggling prey.
defense of their lack of movement the future. These "delayed tax the collection of much-needed PHR which lived in northwestern Argentina about six million The computer images showed coloured
on the issue, regency officials claim payments" are little more than the could be eliminated through years ago, weighed 40kg and had an unusually large, images of the skull, which revealed blue cool areas
that implementing an automated misappropriation of public funds transparency. rigid skull and hawk-like hooked beak. depicting where stresses on the skull were low, and
reporting payment system is held by businesses due and To that end, we'd like to see It would have avoided close combat and used white hot areas where stresses were high.
payable at the time of the a major newspaper in Bali print a hatchet-like jabs to take down its victims, according to "When we simulated shaking its head from
transaction with the visiting tourist. special insert section once every the study published in the journal PLoS ONE. side to side, its skull lights up like a Christmas tree," Dr
Billions of rupiahs in deferred PHR year listing all restaurants and "We found that this terror bird was well adapted Wroe said.
payments remain in arrears at any accommodation providers and their to drive in its deep, narrow beak then pull back with that "It really does not handle that kind of stress
given point in time. PHR totals for the past twelve wickedly recurved tip," study co-author and NSW well.
Government officials in Bali months. Such a step would University School of Biological, Earth and "If it was taking big prey it would have to use a
continue to blame a lack of tax immediately restrict the ability of Environmental Sciences' very precise bite in a repeated attack-and-retreat
revenues as the stumbling block for officials to negotiate tax bills with Computational Biomechanics research group strategy.
financing the Governor's much- business owners. Moreover, director Dr Stephen Wroe said. "Once killed, the prey would have then been
needed programs for free health competitive and often proud local "As a heavyweight, its fighting style was more ripped into bite-sized morsels or, if possible,
care, mandatory education to entrepreneurs would find it like that of a bobbing, weaving Muhammad Ali than a swallowed whole.”
grade 12 and essential humiliating to see their under-
infrastructure projects. At the same stated tax payment total sitting Lennon letter arrives 34 years on
time, there is little doubt that the Rp. side-by-side with competing A little-known folk singer who worried that financial Yoko (rich - poor - rich). So, whatya think of
900 billion (US$100 million) in PHR business paying much more. Such success might ruin his songwriting skills has that?
revenues from Bali generated in a list would also automatically deter received a letter of advice from John Lennon 34 "Love John and Yoko."
2009 is grossly under-collected, malfeasance by allowing years after it was sent. Lennon also included his home phone
perhaps by a factor of 3-4 times. restaurant and hotel employees to The late Beatle wrote to Steve Tilston after number.
Considering that the more than 5 compare their employer's declared reading an interview with him in a music magazine in Ono says she remembers Lennon writing the
million foreign and domestic turnover with neighboring business 1971. letter.
tourists who visit the island and the and, more importantly, with the In the note, which has been made public for the Tilston, who is now 60, has gone on to record
3 million plus island residents pay amount of service charge paid to first time, Lennon said wealth would not change the more than 20 albums during his career and will mark
this tax every time they frequent a them. important things in life. 40 years in the music business with a concert in Bristol
restaurant, pub or hotel, its We hope Governor Pastika Signed by Lennon and his wife Yoko Ono, the next month.
unfathomable to imagine that, by will ignore the protests of those letter was sent just after The Beatles split in 1970 to the He says he would have called Lennon if he had
extrapolating in reverse, total struggling to preserve their slice of offices of the now-defunct ZigZag magazine. received the letter, which is estimated to be worth
turnover in the islands large and ill-gotten public tax revenues and It wasn't passed on to Tilston, however, until a about 7,000 pounds ($12,200).
documented tourism sector stands move ahead with centralization of collector contacted him five years ago. "I feel it was a rather brotherly letter really," he
at only US$ 1 billion a year. These PHR collection to the provincial Addressing the then 21-year-old singer, said.
figures just don't add up. No way. level. Any protests that may result Lennon wrote: "Being rich doesn't change your "Not antagonistic, just offering words of
No how. will be necessarily short-lived, experiences in the way you think. advice.
Governor Pastika, eager to especially in the face the certain, "The only difference, basically, is that you don't "If I had received it all those years ago, my
get on with his ambitious plans to sudden and dramatic increase in have to worry about money, food, roof etc. young self would definitely have rung him."
make the island of Bali a better tax revenues collected from each "But all other experiences - emotions, Tilston added he never had to worry about how
place to live for his fellow Balinese, regency and city across Bali. relationships - are the same as (anybody's). extreme wealth would affect his creativity.
is threatening to exercise his legal "I know, I have been rich and poor and so has "Sadly, I was never really able to test this
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Hospital patient evicted after almost 60 years


A 79-year-old man, But he is worried that
who has lived in Gulgong his elder brother will no longer
Hospital in central western be able to visit him.
New South Wales for almost "He's not real good,
60 years, has been moved to he's 81," Mr Vile said.
another town ahead of its "Whether I get to see
closure on Friday. him or not or be good friends.
Hamen Vile has been It's 32 miles to Dunedoo."
transferred more than 50 The closure of the
kilometres away to Dunedoo hospital has sparked protests
after the Greater Western by locals who are worried
Area Health Service decided about access to local
to close the hospital because it lived all my life, everything emergency medical care after the
contains asbestos. that's ever happened to me has 100-year-old facility closes.
Mr Vile has lived at happened here, so what would Mr Vile says the Federal
Gulgong Hospital since he you feel? and State Governments have their
suffered a gunshot wound to his "If I live long enough I'd priorities wrong.
back in an accident in 1952, like to come back here. I've "My message would be to
leaving his lower body paralysed. always said that I'd like to die wake up to themselves and look
He says he is heartbroken here, I was only born about two after the country people," he said.
about the move. miles away from here." "Instead of spending all
"If you take my heart out it Mr Vile says he knows the that money in the city and
wouldn't be any worse," he said. town of Dunedoo because he everything, get out."
"This has been where I've used to go droving there when he
was twelve.

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BALI THE RIGHT WAY
now be able to push their or a bike, the next person
policies which are so important to you meet will “has a friend” who
the country. Policies like gay could help. I rekn if I wanted to dye
marriages and the stolen my hair (if I had any) bright blue
generation compensation are and start shearing sheep in the
really important to the better main street of Kuta there would be
cause of our great nation, someone who “has a friend” that
PLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEE. could help, Funny stuff, and do
G'day yet again readers Let's see what type of ride we you know why this is so?? It's all
and welcome to the last week of have over the next four years. about the commission punters.
the season for the A.F.L. It's been Keep your chin up Australia and There are even people that live up
a big year and I'm having trouble stand proud in the following few here that turn a profit by doing the
believing that the final series is years. same thing to unsuspecting
here already. Time seems to zip Moving right along this travellers by way of having little
by in the paradise we all love week, I hear time and time again get togethers and peddling things
doesn't it? I hope the Mighty Pies and I ask you how many times you like bags and watches amongst
can keep the machine driving have heard a tourist say they met other things. Just be aware when
hard till the end and take the a fellow who “has a friend” who someone tells you they have “has
premiership flag, but, I guess you could help them with something a friend”. Anyway people I will
all knew that. May the best team they wanted to do while wind up for the week and enjoy a
win. holidaying here. I have heard this few sunset beers, and don't forget
What a week we've had in said in so many different ways you didn't know what you had till
Australia with the federal election, and for so many different reasons you lost it, and you didn't know
apparently at last count it's gonna that it never ceases to amaze me. you wanted something till it
be a hung parliament, which is the If you wanted to go white water arrives, until next week,
first time in 60 years. I'm led to rafting the little Balinese friend Karn The Pies,
believe the greens will hold the you made on the street corner
balance of power and are ironically “has a friend” who can
revelling in the fact that they will arrange it , if you want to hire a car ALIASJ…………………

Aussie drink Driving?


A true story from Mount Isa on, then off, tooted the breathalyzer equipment
in Queensland. Recently a horn and then switched on the must be broken.."
routine Police patrol car lights. "I doubt it," said the man,
parked outside a local He moved the vehicle "tonight I'm the designated
neighborhood pub. forward a few metres, reversed a decoy".
Late in the evening the little and then remained stationary
officer noticed a man Leaving the for a few more minutes as some
bar so intoxicated that he could more vehicles left. At last he
barely walk. The man stumbled pulled out of the car park and
around the car park for a few started to drive slowly down the
minutes, with the officer quietly road. The Police officer, having
observing. After what seemed patiently waited all this time, now
an eternity and trying his keys on started up the patrol car, put on
five vehicles. The man managed the flashing lights, promptly pulled
to find his car, which he fell into. the man over and carried out a
He was there for a few minutes as random breathalyzer test.
a number of other patrons left the To his amazement the
bar and drove off. Finally he breathalyzer indicated no
started the car, switched the evidence of the man's
wipers on and off (it was a fine dry intoxication.
night). Then flicked the indicators The Police officer said "I'll
have to ask you to accompany me
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2 July 2010
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5.30 NRL 7.30 NRL
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Miami Police and FBI
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AFL
agents surrounded the bikini-
the FBI has been
targeting sexy women
clad protesters looking for any
evidence that could implicate
FREMANTLE vs CARLTON
from Russia, said Anna
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them in more spying. Here is a 6.30pm

Kuta Townhouses Special


shot that FBI Agent, Dennis
me for 24-hours. Then
they took me in,” said
Loudon, took after he had the
spies line up on the beach. Do
FRIDAY NIGHT ROAST
Anna Sidorov. In a you see anything suspicious? Start 6pm onward
See page 16
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their spies, the Loudon didn't see Saturday, 28 Aug. 2010
Russians named all anything either but said, “I'll be

AFL AFL HAWTHORN vsCOLLINGWOOD


their spies Anna.
Sidorov said, “It was
Putin's idea. He
studying the photo at the lab
tonight, all night.” GEELONG vs EAGLES
thought if we had the
Anna Chapman was 11. AM 12 NOON
arrested and deported on July

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same first name we
would confuse
13th. She is now in Moscow.
Anna Fermanova was arrested
BULLDOGS vs ESSENDON
Americans. Actually, he on July 28th. She's also back in 5.00pm
thought we'd confuse Russia and is forming a rock
Americans with these
bikinis, too.”
band with Anna Chapman and 9 N R L
Vladmir Putin. pm
The red-bikini There was one woman KNIGHTS vs DRAGONS
clad spies marched Anna Fermanova, “They were
down Ocean Avenue, headed to unfairly treated. They hadn't
that the FBI conclusively
identified as a spy at the Miami Sunday, 29 Aug. 2010
the beach and set up a booth finished gathering their top- protest. They wanted to arrest
s e c r e t
government
secrets yet. We
want them
her, but they were too busy
fainting. Her name is Anna
Ketyslina. Have you seen evil
before? Here it is:
AFL RICHMOND vs PORT ADELAIDE
12. NOON

AFL
back,” said
Anna Titovski.
Several Miami
If you see her, do not
approach. She is dangerous.
MELBOURNE vs NORTH MELBOURNE
men joined in Call the FBI, they'll know how to 4.00pm
the protest handle her.
demanding that 2.00 N R L
Anna Chapman
and Anna
pm ROOSTERS vs SEA EAGLES
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Bali to be Home to Biodiversity Center English Channel crocodile


U.S. Indonesia praised the is actually driftwood
E s t a b l i s h i n g planned center as a focal
point for biodiversity A wave hits the entrance of the port of
Biodiversity Research
research, training and Boulogne-sur-Mer, where a "crocodile"
Center at Bali's Udayana
species collection. was reportedly seen.
University. A CROCODILE that closed French
The Independent Explained Mahardika:
"IBRC is the magnet that beaches along the English Channel turned out to
(U.K) reports that Indonesia be driftwood.
and the United States will will attract Indonesian and
international scientists to French authorities closed beaches after
cooperate in the receiving reports a 3.6m crocodile was seen
establishment of a regional carry out researches
focusing on biodiversity," swimming around sailing boats in Boulogne-sur-
biodiversity center in Bali Mer, on the northern French coast.
dedicated to studying the Mahardika said."These
researchers will employ At least three people made the report,
wide variety of flora and fauna leading authorities to close beaches to protect
found in the Indonesian the latest technology and
methods in molecular swimmers' safety.
archipelago. But the French Coastguard confirmed that
Funded by USAID genetics to gain
understanding on the the crocodile was actually a piece of floating wood,
with academic collaboration London's Daily
between three Indonesian intricate nature and
formation of Indonesia's Te l e g r a p h
universities and Old reported.
Dominion University in Virginia is designated as the chief biodiversity."
researcher of the IBRC, said the Expected to house 60 Thousa
and the University of California, nds of people
Los Angeles (UCLA), the center new center "will significantly Indonesian and U.S. scientist, the
enhance Indonesia's capacity to IBRC will be located at the were barred
will be known as The Indonesian from beaches
Biodiversity Research Center study its own biodiversity." Udayana University's Biomedic
I Gusti Ngurah Mahardika Lab in Bali. because of the
(IBRC). scare.
Paul Barber of UCLA, who of Bali's Udayana University
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McDonald's opens extra restaurants as business soars Indonesia Strives to
McDonald's has behaviour and
advertising.
Become Eminently
opened 50 new
restaurants across "Part of the Dominant
strategy is really getting
Australia in the past people into the store,
three years / File b e c a u s e t h e
A RECORD 1.7 hamburgers and the
million Australians visit fries are the highest
McDonald's each day, margin products.
an increase of half a "Even having
million people since something like McCafe
2007, as the popularity or the Heart Foundation
of take-away food soars. tick, they (McDonald's)
The fast food might say at a public
chain has opened 50 level that they want
new restaurants across people to buy these
the country in the past popularity of McDonald's Indonesian Legislators Hope to Speed
products, but the bottom line is Infrastructure Development with New
three years to meet the was reflected not only in that it's part of the process of
increasing demand, bringing the Australia, but worldwide as Law Allowing Forcible Seizure of
lowering your defences." Private Lands.
total number of outlets to 811. more people shopped for value. McDonald's corporate
McDonald's easily "Fast food generally A law now being drafted for
communications manager consideration by Indonesia's House of
outnumbers its rivals. KFC has tends to be an area of attraction Bronwyn Stubbs said: "Overall
540 stores nationally and in the tougher times because it's Representatives, if approved, will introduce
our business is strong and this is the principle of eminent domain, granting
Hungry Jack's 340. In the offering value," he said. due to a number of factors all
Sydney suburb of Parramatta Marketing experts say power to the government to forcibly seize
centred around listening to our privately held property with due
alone, 20 golden arch outlets the McDonald's focus on its customers and responding."
"healthier choices'' menu in compensation paid to the owner.
operate within a 7.29km radius, Although McDonald's The government's lack of the ability to
The Sunday Telegraph reports. advertising campaigns was a has begun cooking with a confiscate land without the owner's willing
McDonald's, which ploy to lure customers through cholesterol-free oil blend with 85 consent has proven a stumbling block for
released the new figures, the front doors to buy more per cent less trans fat than the many public infrastructure projects in
attributed the rise in popularity to traditional menu items such as previous blend, dietician Susie Indonesia.
its "healthier choices" menu, but burgers. Burrell said there was much According to the coordinating minister
experts put the franchise's "What they're tapping more the chain could be doing. for the economy, Hatta Rajasa, quoted in The
recent success down to clever into is a really deep need for "They could have more Jakarta Post, "we need a simpler mechanism
marketing and competitive highly processed, fatty, salty, healthy options, use less salt in in the acquisition of land for public use in
pricing. sugary foods," said Paul their products, more fibre in their relation to both land pricing and financing." He
CommSec chief Harrison, Deakin University's buns, more salad," she said. continued: "We all know land acquisition is
economist Craig James said the senior lecturer in consumer quite complicated in this country. The
development osf about 82 sections of toll
roads have been hampered by problems."
In the past, major projects have often
relied on the sometime unsavory services of
"land brokers" who manage to secure title on
needed lands with few questions asked on
procedures employed.
Among the projects that would be
aided by a change in the law are the
Manggarai Soekarno-Hatta airport railway, a
coal-fired power plant in Central Java, the
Tanah Ampo port in east Bali, a waste energy
project in Bandung and a coal railway in
central Kalimantan.

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Is there a Waiting Line for Paradise?
Despite Promises from counters at the
Jakarta, Little Has been airport, Mandra continued,
Done to Reduce Long "we hope that the DPRD-
Lines and the Resulting Bali (Bali House of
Complaints at Bali's
Ngurah Rai Airport.
Representatives) will join
in considering the
condition of Ngurah Rai
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Rocker Nick Cave has t h e i r
been voted the expectations."
musician Australians O t h e r
m u s i c i a n s
would most like to see apparently worthy
installed as prime of running the
minister. country include
The singer behind Paul Kelly, Jimmy
the bands Grinderman and Barnes, Dame
Nick Cave and the Bad Edna Everage and
Seeds fought off Kylie Minogue.
competition from More than
Powderfinger's Bernard 300,000 votes were
Fanning and John Butler in cast in the fantasy
the MySpace poll. will be to introduce poll ahead of the
On hearing the news, legislation forcing all Australians federal election last Saturday.
Cave joked: "My first political act to lower
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Aerosmith's Steven Tyler falls off stage again WHO Donates 18,000 Vials of Anti-rabies Serum to Bali
Aerosmith was broke his shoulder after The World Health Organization (WHO) has
performing at Toronto's Air falling off the stage while singing given Bali 18,000 vials of anti-rabies vaccine to help
Canada Centre on the same song during a show in address the inability of local health providers in Bali to
Tuesday (local time) South Dakota. provide the medication.
when, according to media The band was forced to According to Beritabali.com, 2,600 vials of
reports, guitarist Joe Perry cancel the rest of its tour and serum were delivered by the WHO to Bali on
backed into Tyler as they Tyler's bandmates threatened to Wednesday, August 18, 2010, with an additional
played Love In An replace him with a new singer. 18,000 vials slated for arrival over the coming month.
Elevator. This sent the The Globe and Mail The head of public health in Bali, Dr. Nyoman
frontman off the catwalk newspapers added that Tyler, Sutedja, told the press that 200 vials of anti-serum
and into the crowd. once back on the Toronto stage, would be immediately transferred to each of Bali's 9
CBC News reports told a smiling Perry and his regencies while waiting for the next shipment to arrive.
Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler landed on his feet without cheering fans: "It ain't gonna Separately, the government of Bali has
Bali Health Officials Say Sufficient Anti-
Tyler may be American Idol- injury. He was helped back on happen again, baby." allocated Rp. 7 billion (US$777,000) for the purchase
Rabies Vaccine Now in Hand for Seven
bound, but he has taken stage by fans and Perry. Aerosmith is making its of anti-rabies vaccine. Meanwhile, the central
Months.
another tumble - this time in The incident recalled a way through a 42-date North government has given 18,000 vials of anti-rabies
Toronto. similar one last year when Tyler American tour. serum to Bali.
while singing the same song Bali Ferry Port on High In all, Bali will reportedly have a stock of serum
HOROSCOPE PREDICTION 26 Aug - 1 Sep 2010 by the end of September sufficient to meet Bali's need
Alert for serum for the coming seven months.
ARIES March 20 - April 19 LIBRA Sep 23 - Oct 22 Rest of Radical Javanese Cleric Abu
You quite rightly pride yourself on being fair. And you also The sudden changes that are reshaping both your life and Bakar Ba'asyir Prompts Security Alert at
notice when others aren't, and will sometimes comment those of others are causing a certain amount of stress. You
on it. Think twice before you make any such remarks, at worry how those you care about will cope, and are Bali Ferry Port of Gilimanuk.
least for the moment. With Mercury currently retrograde, struggling with your own decisions. Relax. This is only the The recent arrest in Java of Abu Bakar
what you say could be based on partial information or your beginning, so you need decide nothing. At least, for now.
own incorrect assumptions. Ba'asyir by Indonesia's elite Densus 88 Anti-
SCORPIO Oct 23 - Nov 22 terrorist Unit has raised alert levels for security
TAURUS April 20 - May 20 As a Scorpio, you'd far rather take things slowly, and
With the ideas planet, Mercury, retrograde there's bound manoeuvre silently in the background, than confront officials charged with guarding the west Bali
to be confusion. Ironically, however, the resulting certain individuals head-on. Yet it would appear that in one ferry port at Gilimanuk. According to Ph. (0361) 758 173
discussions are likely to give you a chance to delve into particular situation that's exactly what you'll have to do.
issues involving those you care about deeply that you just
Beritabali.com, the port has been put on a

LIVE A F L
You must be blunt. The person in question will be oblivious
haven't known how to raise. Now minor errors will do the
job for you.
to your subtle methods.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 22 - 20 Dec
general alert or "siaga" status.
The precinct chief for port security NRL
GEMINI May 21 - June 20
In late July your ruler Mercury moved to accent your
domestic and family life. Not only does it remain there for
When making plans, as you're currently attempting to do,
it's worth bearing in mind that in about three weeks' time
your ruler Jupiter returns to Pisces, its previous and very
(KP3) in Gilimanuk, Putu Suartha, told the
media on Tuesday, August 17, 2010, that his LEAGUE MOTORSPORT
office had been placed on alert following
SOCCER GOLF
two months, an unusually long period, its retrograde cycle fortunate position. Organise things so should something
is now beginning. While best known for the errors it better appear, as is likely, you can easily take advantage of Ba'asyir arrest in order to prevent terrorists from
triggers, some of the resulting misunderstandings could whatever comes your way. entering Bali. "At this time, almost nightly
reveal vital information from the past.
CAPRICORN Dec 21 - Jan 19

Icy Cold Beer


intensive inspections are carried out in
CANCER June 21 - July 21 It's only been a month since your ruler Saturn moved to cooperation between Densus 88 and officers of
Now, in the run-up to the emotionally intense Full Moon in accent your life out in the world and what you can achieve.
a few days' time, you're probably already aware of certain This means you'll still be reviewing existing arrangements the Jembrana police precinct," Suartha said.
tense issues that are likely to explode. You may be and considering what must be changed. Or eliminated. Suartha also admitted that smuggling at
tempted to defuse these. Don't. One particular individual While some alterations may be urgent, make them, the port remains widespread. This is due to the
won't even acknowledge them unless it's in the heat of a
dispute.
ensuring others know they're tentative.
AQUARIUS Jan 20 - Feb 17
fact that sufficient personnel were not available Excellent Food FREE
LEO July 22 - Aug 22 to thoroughly inspect the many heavily loaded
There are several approaches to pivotal discussions, and
Recognise the line between simply listening to others
discuss their seriously challenging dilemmas and giving trucks passing over the straits between Java Tasty Staff WELCOME DRINK
being a fire sign, you prefer to be direct. Now you'll just put them advice. Tempting as it is to make observations, you'd and Bali. Similarly, he explained, the lack of
others on the defensive, though. Dishonest as remaining regret it. These are far more complex than they seem and,
intense scrutiny by security forces was also
silent seems, it's all about timing. By saying nothing until
they're ready to listen, you ensure your words will be taken
worse, those concerned are looking for somebody to
blame. Say even a word and that person could be you. used to smuggle illegal migrants into Bali. HAPPY HOUR
seriously. In recent days additional security forces
PISCES Feb 18 - March 19
VIRGO Aug 23 - Sep 22
Saturn departed your sign a month ago, ending a
The problem with talking over contentious issues is that
with the actual situations you're dealing with in transition,
have been put in place to examine both the
goods and individuals passing through the
4 - 7PM Down Under

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challenging but ultimately profitable cycle of nearly three what's best one day may not be such a good idea the next. Rest

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years' length. While your feelings of ease and confidence Knowing that, ignore those who insist that a single, lasting Gilimanuk port and the nearby check point at Big Parking Area

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are already improving, which is a relief, it may take longer plan be made and instead simply take things as they Cekik. Jl. Legian To Kuta Square
for you to realise just how much you learned during this come. RIPCURL Edward forrer M a m a ’s
R e s t.
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Red and White Beneath the Blue General


infirmities are no impediment
to the vigorous display of patriotic
Hadiatmoko:
spirit, the flag was delivered to the Bali's New
deep by two divers Dayu Wiadnyani
and Wayan Parwati. Then, four other Chief of Police OLD AGE....
handicapped diver Gusti Lanang MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN
General Hadiatmoko
Wirawan, Komang Astawa Aris and THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT
Replaces General WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL
Wayan Sugiarto took responsibility
Sutisna in Bali's Top DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
Wheelie Bin....
for flying the colors of Indonesia
below the waves. Also participating in Police Job. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK
On Thursday, August HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY
the ceremony were Sang Ayu
12 Handicapped Divers Nyoman Puspa, Kadek
19, 2010, the Indonesia's SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO
Unfurl the Indonesian Flag at national chief of police, A refuse collector is driving along a street COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET
Candrawasih, Ketut Sudianti,
the Bottom of the Ocean. Nyoman Rudiawan and Nyoman
General Bambang Hendarso picking up the wheelie bins and emptying CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
Tw e l v e h a n d i c a p p e d Danuri formally swore in police them into his compactor. UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED
Budiarsa. Inspector General Hadiatmoko
divers from the Senang Hati ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
Shortly after resurfacing, one as Bali new chief of police, He goes to one house where the bin hasn't THIS BALDING, GRAY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY
Foundation successfully unfurled of the participants, Aris, shouted
the red and white Indonesian
replacing retiring Inspector been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY
"Merdeka" or "Liberty" - the General Sutisna.
national flag on the ocean's traditional greeting of Indonesian after having a quick look about for the bin, he CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED
The ceremony HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY
bottom to mark the 65th patriots. elevating Hadiatmoko to his gets out of his truck goes to the front door SCHOOL .
anniversary of the Republic's Prior to the independence new post in charge of Bali's and knocks. There's no answer.. 'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER! ' HE BEAMED WITH
founding on August 17, 2010. day event, the participants constabulary was held in
A c c o r d i n g t o Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he PRIDE.
underwent several weeks of training Jakarta at national police 'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED
Beritabali.com, the 12 divers were provided by Afandi Junaedi, the Dive headquarters in a ceremony knocks again - much harder. HE ANSWERED, IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?
accompanied in their patriotic Master who has been training the that marked the change in Eventually a Japanese man comes to the door. 'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.
quest by certified divers who group over the past three years. command at numerous police
"Harro!" says the Japanese man. HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
witnessed the unfurling of a flag at This is the second time that commands across Indonesia. THEN THAT UGLY,
a depth of around 7 meters below the Senang Hati Foundation has Nusa Bali opines that "Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT A*SED, GREY
the waters of Tulamben, off the undertaken a similar flag ceremony. General Hadiatmoko inherits a collector. HAIRED,DECREPIT, B*STARD ASKED....
shore of the northwest regency of number of thorny problems in
The first event took place on "I bin on toiret," explains the Japanese bloke, a 'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?'
Karangasem in Bali. Independence day in 2008 off Sanur his new post, including bringing
D e t e r m i n e d t o hooliganism in Bali under bit perplexed.
beach in Bali's south.
demonstrate that physical control. Realising the little foreign fellow had
Bali police spokesman,
misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and
Sugianyar, says a simpler
farewell and retirement tries again. "No! no! mate, where's your dust
ceremony for General Sutisna bin?"
will be held at Bali's police
"I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the
headquarters in the near
future. Japanese man, still perplexed.
Prior to his latest "Listen," says the collector.. "You're
appointment in Bali
misunderstanding me.
Hadiatmoko served in the
Assistant Head of the Criminal Where's your 'w h e e l i e' bin?'"
Division Reserve (Wakil "OK, OK." replies the Japanese man with a
Kabareskrim) at the national
sheepish grin, and whispers in the collector's
police headquarters. Prior to
that appointment he served at ear. "I wheelie bin having sex wirra wife's sista!”
the provincial chief of police in
Riau where he gained a
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ALL ABOUT BALI


Bali Culture and Customs
Each stage of Balinese life is marked girl's parents, no matter how real works of art which are totally
by a series of ceremonies and rituals assiduously they search, never ephemeral. A lot more than a body gets
known as Manusa Yadnya. They manage to find her. Eventually the burnt at the cremation. The body is
contribute to the rich, varied and active couple re-emerge, announce that it is carried from the burial ground (or from
life the average Balinese leads. too late to stop them now, the marriage the deceased's home if it's an
Birth is officially recognized and everybody 'immediate' cremation) to the
The first ceremony of Balinese life has had a lot of fun and games. cremation ground in a high, multi- HAPPY HOURS
takes place even before birth. Another Marriage by elopement has another tiered tower made of bamboo, paper,
ceremony takes place soon after the advantage apart from being exciting string, tinsel, silk, cloth, mirrors, 6 - 9 PM
A F L
birth, during which the afterbirth is and mildly heroic it's cheaper. flowers and anything else bright and
buried with appropriate offerings. The The Household colorful you can think of. The tower is Bali Hai
first major ceremony takes place There are many modern Balinese carried on the shoulders of a group of
halfway through the baby's first houses, but there are still a great men, the size of the group depending Rp. 15.000
Balinese year of 210 days. number of traditional Balinese homes. on the importance of the deceased and
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Komang and the fourth is Ketut. The
There are certain tasks clearly to
be handled by women, and others
A long the way to the cremation
ground certain precautions must be
SATURDAY 11 am GEELONG vs W C EAGLES LIVE
fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth and ninth reserved for men. Social life in Bali is taken to ensure that the deceased's
will be another Wayan, Made, relatively free and easy. In Balinese spirit does not find its way back home. 28 AUGUST 2 pm HAWTHORN vs COLLINGWOOD
Nyoman, Ketut and Wayan again. leisure activities the roles are also sex Loose spirits around the house can be
Childhood differentiated. Both men and women a real nuisance. To ensure this doesn't 5 pm W. BULLDOGS vs ESSENDON
The Balinese certainly love dance but only men play the gamelan. happen requires getting the spirits
children and they have plenty of them
to prove it. Coping with a large family is
Today you do see some women
painters, sculptors, and woodcarvers.
confused as to their whereabouts,
which you do by shaking the tower,
SUNDAY 12 noon RICHMOND vs PORT ADELAIDE
Community Life running it around in circles, spinning it
made much easier by the policy of
putting younger children in the care of Balinese have an amazingly active around, throwing water at it, generally 29 AUGUST 4 pm MELBOURNE vs NORTH MELBOURNE
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and organized village life. You simply making the trip to the cremation ground
Dance
older ones. After the ceremonies of
babyhood come ceremonies marking
the stages of childhood and puberty,
cannot be a faceless nonentity in Bali.
You can't help but get to know your
neighbors as your life is so entwined
anything but a stately funeral crawl.
Meanwhile, there's likely to be a priest
halfway up to tower, hanging on grimly every Monday Nite
Zumba
every Wednesday Nite
including the important tooth-filing
ceremony. and interrelated with theirs. as it sways back and forth, and doing
Death & Cremation his best to soak bystanders with holy
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Marriages are not, in general,
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Balinese cremation can be an
accompaniment. Camera-toting
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arranged as they are in many other amazing, spectacular, colorful, noisy again the Balinese prove that
Asian communities although strict
rules apply to marriages between the
and exciting event. In fact it often takes
so long to organize a cremation that
ceremonies and religion are there to be
enjoyed. At the cremation ground the
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castes. There are two basic forms of years have passed since the death. body is transferred to a funeral
marriage in Bali - mapadik and ngorod. During that time the body is temporarily sarcophagus, this should be in the
The respectable form, in which the buried. Of course an auspicious day shape of a bull for a Brahmana, a
family of the man visit the family of the must be chosen for the cremation and winged lion for a Satria and a sort of
woman and politely propose that the since a big cremation can be very elephant-fish for a Sudra. These days,
marriage take place, is mapadik. The expensive business many less wealthy however, almost anybody from the
Balinese, however, like their fun and people may take the opportunity of higher castes will use a bull. Finally up
often prefer marriage by elopement joining in at a larger cremation and it all goes in flames funeral tower,
(ngorod) as the most exciting option. sending their own dead on their way at sarcophagus, body, the lot. The eldest
Of course, the Balinese are also a the same time. Brahmans, however, son does his duty by poking through
practical people so nobody is too must be cremated immediately. Apart the ashes to ensure that there are no
surprised when the young man spirits from being yet another occasion for bits of body left unburned. And where
away his bride-to-be, even if she loudly Balinese noise and confusion it's a fine does your soul go after your
protests about being kidnapped. The opportunity to observe the incredible cremation? Why, to a heaven which is
couple go into hiding and somehow the energy the Balinese put into creating just like Bali!

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Bali's Seven Deadly Sins California men face allegations of illegal races with
Bali Tourism Officials by maneuvering
among powerful groups
horses on coke, meth
List Seven Threats to the
in Jakarta vying for m i l e Monroy-Segovia, Martin
Future of the Island's
control of the island's straight tracks to Velazquez Navarro, Antonio
Tourism Industry. lucrative liquor trade. watch so-called Bedolla Barriga, Octavio Martinez
The Bali Post reports The failure to match races of Barriga and Jorge Luis Gonzalez.
that representatives of major introduce an effective two horses ridden Jose Villa Olguin, initially
tourism stakeholder moratorium on the b y j o c k e y s accused of promoting the illegal
organizations have listed building of new hotels in d r e s s e d i n races, has pleaded guilty in a deal
seven "sicknesses" afflicting Bali and the continuing traditional racing with prosecutors. A judge ordered
Bali tourism threatening the announcmenet of new silks. him to pay a $US10,000 fine and
island's largest industry. The hotel projects. Despite I n o n e serve 1000 hours of community
problems, if left general agreement that event, the jockeys service, San Joaquin County
unaddressed, the tourism the carrying capacity for d r o v e d i r e c t l y Deputy District Attorney Stephen
figures warned, will reveal cars parking along the new hotels, both in f r o m t h e Maier said.
Bali to be crowded and noisy; an sides of already narrow roads. terms of market demand and
C a l i f o r n i a The defendants were due
image in stark contrast with the The presence of illegal infrastructure, is under severe
E x p o s i t i o n & back in court on September 13,
peaceful and idyllic image tourism transportation operators in strain, new permits for hotels in
California, Illegal races State Fair, where when a judge was expected to set
presented in the current Bali. Authorities have proven Badung continue to be issued.
The need to place the where horses were drugged they also raced, investigators a preliminary hearing date.
Hollywood film "Eat, Pray, Love." themselves reluctant or unable to said.
This dire outlook was put move against the thousands of hotel and restaurant tax (PHR) drew large crows and
reporting and collection system for Special Agent Vance
forth by representatives of the illegal taxi and transport involved jockeys in
Bali on-line. An automated tax Nabeta of the state's Bureau
Bali Tourism Board (BTB), operations on the island using traditional silks.
system would lend credibility to the of Gambling Control went
Indonesian Hotel and Restaurant vehicles lacking tourism operating A GROUP of men have
taxation process. The CEO of the undercover to a March 16,
Association (PHRI), Association permits and the required safety been charged with animal cruelty
B a l i To u r i s m D e v e l o p m e n t 2008, race at a ranch outside
of Indonesian Travel Agents certification. and illegal gambling for operating
Corporation (BTDC), Made Madra, Lodi. Attendees paid $US10
( A S I TA ) a n d t h e To u r i s m A declining level of service a clandestine horse-racing circuit
postulates that tax revenues would each to enter, and
Transportation Association by the immigration department. i n S a n J o a q u i n C o u n t y,
increase by a factor of 3 if the on- investigators counted 75 cars
(PAWIBA) in an exchange of Despite numerous complaints, California, that involved doping
line system were introduced. in the parking area, Agent
views with the Bali House of including pleas for relief addressed horses with methamphetamine
to the Vice-president and the The 500% increase in Nabeta reported.
Representatives on Monday, and cocaine.
Minister of Justice and Human charges for well water exploitation Minutes before the
August 16, 2010. With the help of
The tourism figures cited 7 Right, and promises of more
immigration officials to work at
in Bali which is placing a very
heavy financial burden on small confidential informants,
race, eight men stood in the
middle of the track taking bets.
*Complete Hairstyling
chronic diseases suffered undercover investigators from Organisers also sold beer and
by Bali:
Tr a f f i c c o n g e s t i o n ,
Bali's airport, the tourism sector
spokespersons claim little has
and medium-sized hotels.
After hearing the the state's Bureau of Gambling
Control infiltrated races at private
food, while others recorded *Specializing in Wedding
been done to improve visa-on- complaints of Bali's tourism the races with video cameras,
particularly at the Simpang Siur
intersection and in Legian, both in
arrival service at Bali's sole air leaders, the DPR-Bali promised to
create a special committee to
ranches in California towns
Stockton, Lodi, Escalon and
Agent Nabeta reported. Other
attendees bought $US5
& Special Occasion
gateway.
Kuta. While plans are being Ceres over three years, The
discussed to alleviate the problem
The need for an adequate
supply of alcoholic beverages for
examine the areas ofconcern
raised during the recent exchange Record said. Investigators wore
lottery tickets, investigators
said.
*Hair Coloring
at Simpang Siur, the traffic of views. hidden cameras and audio Organisers of an
deadlock in Legian is largely due to
visiting tourists and the frequent
interruptions in supply occasioned recorders.
A total of nine men have
August 24, 2008, race feared *Manicure & Pedicure
that law enforcement would
Derrick Agyeman refused entry to UK, considering legal action
A BRITISH man refused entry They said he was not the before he was allowed
been charged along with the lead
defendants, Manuel Monroy and
come after a man and his son,
both drunk, drove from the
*Reflexology
his son, Simon Monroy-Segovia,
into the UK because he put on
31kg is considering taking
same person as in the one in his
nine-year-old passport photograph
back in the country.
He lost an appeal in who both stand charged with
event firing a .45-calibre gun
into the air. Organisers told
*Traditional Balinese
because of differences in the Britain's High Court this month more than 30 counts, including everybody around the stables
legal action against border
officials. thickness of the his ears and lips. over his treatment by the country's animal cruelty, horse doping,
bookmaking and holding bets.
not to say what happened if Massage
Border control authorities But the photograph was Foreign Office in the bungled case police arrived, court paper
A c c o r d i n g t o Jl. Poppies 1 Pasar Agung Kuta - Bali
barred Derrick Agyeman, 37, from different because he gained 31kg in August 2006. say.
returning to Britain after he spent a since it was taken. Mr Agyeman said, "I cry investigators, the clandestine Other men also face Ph. 0361-9158169
weekend with friends in Mr Agyeman was forced to when I think about what happened horse races often drew big various charges in the case. Next Door to Kuta Steak House
Amsterdam. stay in Amsterdam for three months to me.” crowds who lined the quarter- They are Cesar Monroy, Jose e-mail:mg_asparagus@yahoo.co.id
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THE BECKHAMS FEELING THE ECONOMY


NEW YORK, NY Even the
almighty David Beckham
isn't immune to the
because she feared the
high-spending
inappropriate at
lifestyle
a time
was
when
surplus
England,
of thousands a year on
staff at their homes in
LA, Dubai and France.
ordinary people are tightening The family was employing about 50
24 2010 N R L LADDER 21 2010 A F L LADDER
economy!
their belts. Apparently, she was tasked with taking care of their
No. TEAM P W L B F A Pts No. TEAM P W L D F A % Pts
The Beckhams live a
charmed life that many envy. pushed to pursue such a method luxurious properties. Much to their 1 DRAGONS 22 15 7 2 454 257 34 1 COLLINGWOOD 21 17 3 1 2254 1560 144.49 70
Victoria is a fashion after the family was warned that dismay, the Beckhams made the 2 TITANS 22 14 8 2 483 450 32 2 GEELONG 21 16 5 0 2406 1634 147.25 64
icon and David is an cost-cutting move of
sacking 14 of their 50 3 WESTS TIGERS 22 14 8 2 493 468 32 3 St. KILDA 21 15 5 1 1898 1526 124.38 62
international
s u p e r s t a r. H i s employees. 4 PANTHERS 22 13 9 2 571 459 30 4 BULLDOGS 21 13 8 0 2067 1656 124.82 52
modeling and “There has been 5 ROOSTERS 22 12 10 2 507 450 28 5 FREMANTLE 21 12 9 0 1911 1795 106.46 48
soccer career have a large downsize. David
and Victoria are multi- 6 WARRIORS 22 12 10 2 511 488 28 6 CARLTON 21 12 9 0 2075 2000 103.75 48
brought him
millions and millionaires but that 7 SEA EAGLES 22 12 10 2 477 470 28 7 SYDNEY SWANS 21 11 9 1 1946 1752 111.07 46
allowed him and his doesn't mean they to 8 BRONCOS 22 11 11 2 488 481 26 8 HAWTHORN 21 11 10 0 2056 1890 108.78 44
family live in utter waste money and they
were hemorrhaging it,” a 9 RABBITOHS 22 11 11 2 433 473 26 9 NORTH MELB. 21 10 11 0 1817 2105 86.32 40
luxury. They have
more money than friend said. 10 EELS 22 10 12 2 536 513 24 10 MELBOURNE 21 9 12 0 1627 2011 80.91 36
they know what to What is this 11 RAIDERS 22 10 12 2 477 509 24 11 ADELAIDE 21 8 12 1 1760 1858 94.73 34
do with or so we world coming to?!
Where a man has to 12 KNIGHTS 22 10 12 2 358 441 24 12 PORT ADELAIDE 21 8 13 0 1698 1833 92.64 32
thought. Even the
Beckhams are feeling the effects they were “pouring money down make cuts to his staff that watch 13 BULLDOGS 22 8 14 2 446 491 20 13 ESSENDON 21 7 14 0 1707 2052 83.19 28
of the economy. the drain.” over his lavish estates because of 14 SHARKS 22 6 16 2 312 543 16 14 BRISBANE 21 7 14 0 1852 2295 80.70 28
According to the Sun, The family was informed the economy. Pure madness!
that they were wasting hundreds The Beckhams are said to 15 COWBOYS 22 5 17 2 413 601 14 15 RICHMOND 21 6 15 0 1602 2226 71.97 24
Victoria called in a money expert
to overhaul their finances be worth around $200 million. 16 STORM 22 13 9 2 441 333 0 16 WEST COAST 21 4 17 0 1705 2188 77.93 16
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FREO'S WHITE FLAG. LAST EDITION
Fremantle made a raft of against their inexperienced
changes to their side to opponents, waltzing to a 116-
play Hawthorn in point win and depriving fans of
Launceston. what could have been a great
Already missing Sandilands, game of footy. Harvey's selection
Tarrant, Crowley, Mayne and gamble may well pay off in the
Ballantyne through injury, coming weeks, but Saturday's
Mark Harvey decided to rest game was effectively over before
seven of his best players with it began and simply wasn't up to
his eyes firmly fixed on the AFL standard. Without some
finals. With 12 of Freo's best more magic from Cyril Rioli, it
The eyebrows of the footy 22 not on the park, Saturday's would have been a complete
w o r l d w e r e r a i s e d o n game turned into a farce. waste of time.
Thursday night when Hawthorn did as they pleased

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go first. But the gap is closing,
10. Donkey (3)
11. Horse colour (3)
13. Noah's boat (3)
5. Move by rapid steps (3)
6. to consume (3)
7. a scolding exclamation (3)
produced a couple of genuine and fast, with the 21-year-old the 15. insect egg (3) 12. type of vase (3)

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Richmond's Jack was best on
latest glamour forward. Jack has
75 goals for the year in an
ordinary side. A ton is not beyond
17. large antelope (3)
19. add an edge to (3)
21. number (3)
14. Novel, Catcher in the (3)
16. to anger (3)
17. pistol (3)
field in his side's loss to St Kilda 24. owed at present (3) 18. Japanese herb (3)
him if the midfield sharpens up in 25. little devil or demon (3) 19. to curse (3)

LIV 52 ONLY 140K on Saturday with a seven-goal


haul taking him clear at the top of
the race for goalkicking glory.
the next few years.
26. to appraise, verify, or check for
accuracy (3)
27. Chinese path of virtuous conduct
20. third tone of diatonic musical scale
(3)
21. to choose (3)
(3) 22. The night before Christmas (3)
29. Greek letter (3) 23. a pen or enclosure for swine;

FREE DELIVERY FORWARD THINKING. 31. Part of a foot (3)


33. the possessive form of it (3)
pigpen. (3)
28. a small island, esp. in a river. (3)
Gary Ablett has 40 goals for the player of Ablett's strength in the 35. an expression of mild anger or 30. fish disease (3)
OPEN FROM 10am ‘TILL 6pm season. He's a mighty air and on the ground is a handy annoyance (3)
37. crafty (3)
32. crude petroleum. (3)
33. family, class, or kind (3)
midfielder, but the reigning weapon for Mark Thompson. It 40. colorful cultivated forms of the 34. style of vocalized Jamaican popular
CALL BJ’S Brownlow Medal winner might got us thinking; who else can go common carp (3) music (3)
41. Turkish military officer (3) 35. baked food having a filling (3)
be the forward threat that gets forward in the finals and perhaps
0898 0137 019 Geelong over the likes of turn a game on its head? The
42. used as a shout of approval,
triumph, or encouragement (3)
36. a small child, esp. a boy. (3)
37. to express in words (3)
Collingwood and St Kilda come Saints have had success with 43. a large, greenish New Zealand 38. a loud, hearty laugh. (3)
parrot (3) 39. Michael Jackson song 1972. (3)
As thr T-Shirt says..boys, finals time.
With Paul Chapman fitter than
Brendon Goddard, the Bulldogs
have tried Brian Lake at times.
45. old age (3)
47. wild ox (3)
44. deciduous tree (3)
46. to cut off the branches, twigs, etc

HARDEN THE #### UP !! 2009, Ablett and his bald buddy


can shift between the attacking
Josh Fraser kicked five in
Collingwood's reserves on the
49. unit of electric current strength (3)
50. to choose (3)
(3)
48. primate (3)

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Naked fist fight shocks café patrons


Customers rushed their rushed inside the venue paddy wagon and a sedan,
children inside after the and police were called to escort arrived at the scene before giving the
woman reportedly stripped the naked woman away. woman an on-the-spot fine and
off in front of the busy café. The woman was lying taking her to her home to Moulden, in
A WOMAN stripped off naked on the ground smoking a Palmerston.
naked in front of dozens of people cigarette in full view of customers It is unclear whether she was
having breakfast at a popular at the restaurant. drunk.
Darwin restaurant yesterday. Three uniformed officers, Mr Dentes, who was the shift
Witnesses said the in manager at the restaurant at the
woman took off all her clothes a time, said that staff had alerted
after she and another woman had police after customers complained
a full-on fist fight over a man, about the striptease.
reported the Northern Territory "The two ladies were
News. arguing about the fella they were
"That was just a shocker," there with," he said.
eyewitness Fernando Dentes, "It was pretty verbal. One
34, said. "People were trying to had the other on the ground," he
eat." Police said a 39-year-old said.
woman had to be picked up "She was pretty much
from the median strip on Dick just defending herself and then
Ward Drive after she bared all she was lifting up her shirt and
in front of the Cool Spot Cafe showing her breasts.”
in Fannie Bay. "She took off her clothes
Patrons were and then she walked to the
reportedly unimpressed. median strip lit a cigarette and
Children were laid down.”
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Demons axe Miller, Bell
Different directions ... Miller's
66-game career has been
riddled with injuries
Melbourne forward Brad
Monday.
And he was far from bitter
at the Demons' decision on

"I understand the direction


A F L
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AFL club Gold Coast after the "I'm now going to weigh up DUE TO THE BIG INCREASE OF BIG BOY CLOTHING WE ARE LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO TAKE OVER
Queenslander was officially cut by
the Demons on Monday.
my options for the future but I
haven't made any decisions yet."
Bell, 25, has played 66
A F L
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Miller, who played 133
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spent most of the season in the
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punctuated by injuries.
Bell said he was now Name of the Football Shop ( AFL ) turnover
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Melbourne Rebels launch bid to lure Panther Frank Pritchard
As Australia five-eighth 18 rugby league Tests for positive noises in recent
Quade Cooper ponders a New Zealand. weeks about wanting to stay at the
switch to rugby league, the But he was born in club.
ARU and Melbourne Rebels Sydney, which means he would His mooted exit could
have launched a belated bid be eligible to play for the destabilise the third-placed
Wallabies. Panthers less than three weeks
for Penrith Panthers star Pritchard made his NRL before the finals series.
Frank Pritchard. debut for the Panthers against Meanwhile, Cooper has
Pritchard's management Manly in 2003 and has been with indicated to the Wallabies that he
has held talks with the Rebels, but the Penrith club ever since. will not make any decisions about
negotiations are well progressed It is understood Pritchard his future until he returns from the
with the Panthers, who could make would rather switch codes than two-Test tour of South Africa.
an announcement about re- play for another NRL team The ARU has significantly
signing him as early as Tuesday. against the Panthers. increased its offer to Cooper in an
Pritchard's primary Penrith officials have attempt to prevent him from
position in rugby league is in the been locked in ongoing talks with accepting a lucrative deal from
second row, but at 187cm and Pritchard and remain optimistic NRL club Parramatta.
112kg, he could play number eight they can keep him. ARU chief executive John
or in the outside backs in rugby "It's been going O'Neill would have preferred
union. backwards and forwards," Cooper announce his intentions
Given Rebels head coach Panthers chief executive Mick prior to the Wallabies' Test against
Rod Macqueen's penchant for big, Leary said. "We're still hopeful of the Springboks in Pretoria on
hard-running backs, Pritchard doing the job." Sunday morning (EST), so
would most likely play in the Leary said he was continuing speculation would not
midfield if he changed codes. unaware of of interest in be a distraction.
Macqueen has already Pritchard from rugby union. Cooper, who missed the
recruited rugby league (or ex- " We h a v e n ' t h e a r d Wallabies' two Test losses to the All
league) backs Luke Rooney and anything about it," Leary said. Blacks in Melbourne and
Cooper Vuna, who scored four "We had only heard about the Christchurch while suspended for
tries in Newcastle Knights' win NRL clubs. I have spoken to his a dangerous tackle, is expected to
against Brisbane Broncos last manager. We're pretty upfront." return to the starting five-eighth
Friday night. Pritchard's future at
Of Samoan descent, the Penrith has been the subject of
26-year-old Pritchard has played

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$1 tickets for Storm's season finale


Melbourne Storm are hoping to With the Storm
end their season of salary cap condemned to the wooden spoon
disgrace on a high, aiming for a ever since they were stripped of
sell-out home crowd by selling two premierships and all
tickets for $1. competition points in 2010 for
It would allow the Storm to salary cap rorting, it gives the AT BYPASS MUNGGU
farewell its many departing opportunity to finish on a positive
players, including superstar Greg note. 3 are (300 sqmtrs)
Inglis, in style as they sign off in the The club will be 5 are (500 sqmtrs)
September 5 final round match farewelling Brisbane-bound Inglis
against Newcastle at their new and other senior players in Ryan 10 are (1000 sqmtrs)
home ground. Hoffman, Brett White, Brett Finch,
Storm chief executive Ron Jeff Lima and Aiden Tolman.
At BERAWA BEACH (Canggu area)
Gauci announced the $1 ticket The club will donate all 9 are (900 sqmtrs)
initiative on Tuesday, with the club ticket proceeds to Ovarian
dedicating the game to thanking Cancer Australia. For more details
Melbourne for its support in the call : 081 338 381 519
Storm's most turbulent season.
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Podsiadly to miss first final Channel Ten to trial
contact with Carlton's goal-line cameras to
Bryce Gibbs on Friday night.
The Cats have also pave way for video
elected not to challenge Josh referrals
Hunt's one-match ban for Channel Ten will trial goal-line
rough conduct against Blues' cameras that could pave the way for
forward Jarrad Waite, which video technology in all AFL
will keep him out of their final matches.
home-and-away clash against A pair of cameras will be
West Coast at Kardinia Park inserted into the padding of goal posts
The Cats will have to do on Saturday. during this week's Collingwood-
Collingwood tall Leigh Hawthorn clash and in three
without mature age rookie
Brown has been charged with Melbourne finals.
Podsiadly in the first week The technology is likely to be
striking, and faces a one-match
of September. ban but will fight the report at the used in the NAB Cup, with Ten
Geelong has accepted tribunal tonight. believing it shapes as a viable, instant
a two-match ban against key Sydney's Paul Bevan, method for referring goal-line rulings to
forward James Podsiadly who was facing a reprimand and a video umpire.
which will rule him out for the a loss of 93.75 points for a The League has confirmed it is
first week of the finals series. rough-conduct offence, is also likely to trial video technology in next
Podsiadly was charged fighting his charge. year's pre-season competition, with
with making forceful front-on Ten able to provide footage within
three seconds.
Umpires boss Jeff Gieschen
will be provided with a direct feed of the
footage from four cameras and will
assess whether the technology works
for a referral system.
Ten believes it will be the
perfect method to judge goal-line
decisions like the Shannon Byrnes
goal recently ruled a behind.
Ten head of football David
Barham said the network was proud to
be an innovator in the AFL.Two
cameras - both 6cm by 3cm - will be
inserted into one goal post at either
end.
"We will feed the output of the
cameras to Jeff Gieschen, who will
watch it, and I can give a cast-iron
guarantee he will be able to tell a goal
umpire whether it's a goal or behind,"
Barham said.
AFL spokesman Patrick
Keane last night confirmed the league
had approved the trial.
Ten had 42 cameras at last
year's grand final but it still took the
network several minutes to find an
angle which proved a contentious Tom
Hawkins' kick at goal touched the post.
But with goal-line replays
Barham said the technology was
instant, and cost-efficient.
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Unlucky wound leaves Warriors exposed
The Warriors may miss the teams for the last two
leadership and go forward of spots.
Luck. "I'm not a very good
Workaholic back rower spectator, especially this
Micheal Luck has vowed to return game," Luck said.
from his horrific leg injury in time "It's always an important
to help the Warriors secure a game, one of the biggest
finals berth. games of the year - Broncos at
The studs of Manly home, Friday night footy.
forward Anthony Watmough "And this one now takes
ripped open Luck's leg on on a lot more relevance
Saturday night, the ghastly site of because of the position we're
the 18-centimetre cut almost both in on the ladder so it will be
made his captain throw up. a pretty tough job watching."
But after being stitched up The last time injury
in Sydney the workhorse wants to forced Luck to miss a match,
help his side make the finals. the Warriors were hammered
"If I could play this by Wests Tigers 50-6, but the
weekend I would, but I think it 28-year-old says his side have
would be pretty optimistic to get come a long way since that
the coach has set earlier in
back this weekend," Luck said. shocker back in round 12.
the week, I've got no doubt we
If the Warriors manage to "We've worked very
can put on a good show.
beat Brisbane at Mt Smart on hard off the field since then," he
"There's definitely still
Friday night, they will clinch a said.
things there to be excited about."
place in the finals, but a loss "Everyone knows their
would see Ivan Cleary's troops job.
slip into a bun fight with five other

Tigers pay tribute to Folkes


Wests Tigers utility Liam team's second half secure a top two finish.
Fulton has credited Steve display, as the Tigers somehow "Sheensy told us he was
Folkes' involvement with the held out a fast-finishing Eels very proud, but said it is not about
team as a key factor in their side, who won the second half one win," he said.
march towards a first finals penalty count 7-0 in front of a "One good performance
appearance since 2005. hostile home crowd. like that isn't going to win you a
The former Canterbury "Folksy, having been a premiership. You have to build on
coach, who guided the Bulldogs first grade coach, knows the it and better it.
to the 2004 premiership, joined game inside out and is really "Our defence has been
the Tigers as high performance good for us," he said. good recently, but on Sunday
manager at the start of the season "He knows everything everyone put their bodies on the
following a spell in a similar role about footy, works with us on line and games like that are better
with the West Indies cricket defence as well as our than winning by 40 points. It was
squad. conditioning. He is a jack of all very satisfying.
The Tigers produced a trades and one of the reasons "We play Melbourne next
gutsy performance in Sunday's for our good season." week and that is going to be very
epic 20-18 win over the Eels at Fulton says veteran hard, but if we can get into the top
Parramatta Stadium and look Tigers coach Tim Sheens, who two, get over the first finals
almost certain to finish in the top told his players it was one their hurdle, we get a week off and that
four and book a home final. best displays since he joined in gives you a huge advantage.”
Fulton says Folkes' 2003, is adamant the side need
influence was a huge factor in the to improve further if they are to
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