Jason Momoa has always been the hottest Hawaiian surfer since I can remember

watcing Lilo and Stitch.

Stitches are what mom and dad put between my lips every time I kissed a parrot on
his tail. It never went well

However, I defer to Amalia for the rest.

Amalia: Indeed! Parrot-stitching was a common practice amongst the primitive

peoples of the Kievan Rus. Valdimir I was the first to incorporate the practice into
the voodoo rituals imported from Near Eastern Mongolia in order to drive away the
evil influences of Jason the Ammorite, grandfather of Jason Momoa.

Troubled times, it seemed, for the furious Congolese women of the house of
Bamboo.

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