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[The episodes begins on another
Gospodin Kraba: Nikad nee saznati tajni
recept moje pljeskavice, Planktonu. Adios
Sendi: Planktonu, izgleda kao salata koja je
spala sa sendvia.Kladim se da si opet hteo
da ukrade recept.
Plankton: Ne kapira, mozak Krabe je manji
od mine olovke, ali me svaki put nadmudri.
Sendi: Kada bi ti predao taj recept Keba
Kraba bi bio glup kao Patrik.
Plankton: Da, bio bi glup kao Patrik!
Hahahahahah...Buahaha (smeh)
beautiful day at the Krusty Krab. Mr.
Krabs once again foils another one of
Plankton's attempts to steal the secret
Krabby Patty formula and carries him
outside through the front doors.]
Mr. Krabs: You'll never get me secret
Krabby Patty formula, Plankton! Adios!
[Mr. Krabs kicks Plankton out and
sends him flying through the air, over
some of the Bikini Bottomites, and
lands on the ground. Plankton's landing
makes him slide face down and hits
Sandy's boot.]
Sandy: Hmm? [sees Plankton near her
boot]Plankton, you look like the cheese
that fell off the cracker. I bet you tried
to get that formula again.
Plankton: [spits out sand from his
mouth] I don't get it. A crab's brain is
smaller than the point of a pencil, but
he keeps outsmarting me!
[Patrick rides past Sandy and Plankton
with his skateboard facing upside
down.]
Sandy: You should give up that
formula. Mr. Krabs would have to be as
dumb as Patrick.
Plankton: [thinks for a
second] Yes. [gets an idea] Yes he
would! As dumb as Patrick! [laughs]
[The scene changes to Plankton riding
on a stream of water on a canoe. The
stream turned out to be droll of Patrick

Mali bris unutranjosti obraza bie dovoljan.
Aaa, blagi Neptune! ibe!Grozni jezie,
nee da me lie! Aaaaa!
Sto mu nervnih gasova! Aaaa!
KOFA S POMIJAMA
Karen: O, uasno, kakav je to smrad? Nije
valjda da opet kuva svoje gae, eldone?
Plankton: Rekao sam ti da iskljui taj
snimljeni smeh.Ako ba mora da zna,
who is fast asleep under his rock.
Plankton canoes into Patrick's mouth.
Plankton then puts his helmet on turns
on the light.]
Plankton: One swab from the inside of
his cheek should do it.
[Plankton takes a cotton swab and
dabs on Patrick's cheek to abstract
some saliva. Suddenly, a vibration
shakes inside Patrick's mouth and his
tongue shakes Plankton off.]
Plankton: Nagging Neptune! [Plankton
whacks the tongue with his swab] Back
you twisted tongue! You will not lick
me!
[Patrick's tongue turns Plankton around
and licks his butt. Plankton shrieks as
he finds this gross. Plankton whacks
the tongue again with his swab and the
tongue falls. Just then, Patrick
unexpectedly burps out gases.]
Plankton: Sweet gashes molasses!
[The gases sends Plankton and his
canoe flying. Plankton changes the
canoe into a plane and flies out of
Patrick's mouth. Later, Plankton is seen
at the Chum Bucket cooking some
sauce on the stove. Karen comes in.]
Karen: Oh, pee-yew! What's that awful
stench? You're not boiling your
underpants again, are you?
[Laughter is heard.]
Plankton: I told you to turn off that
laugh track. And if you must know, I
napravio sam sos. Ali kad dodam Patrikov
DNK, postae salsa imbecilikus,
idiotski sos. Usluiu njime Kebu i postae
tako glup da e mi odati tajni recept!
Karen: Vie su mi se sviale kuvane gae.
Daj to meni, uvek napravi nered.
Plankton: Sjai malo, eno!
Karen: Nemoj da... (Plankton pritisne MUTE)
Plankton: hehehehe (popije sluajno sos)
made sauce. [holds out his swab with
Patrick's saliva on it] But when I add
Patrick's DNA to it, it'll become Salsa
Imbecilicus.
[An image of Patrick forms on the
saliva.]
Plankton: Idiot sauce! [laughs] I'll
serve it to Krabs and it'll make him so
dumb, he'll just give me the secret
formula! Huh? Huh?
Karen: I think I'd prefer the boiling
underpants. [turns on the laugh
track] Let me do it. You always make a
mess.
Plankton: Leave me be woman!
Karen: Don't tell me... [Plankton turns
her off]
[Karen angrily leaves the kitchen.
Plankton laughs evilly as he dips the
swab with Patrick's saliva into the
sauce. However, the sauce boils a big
bubble. Plankton accidentally pops the
bubble with the swab and sauce gets
splattered onto him.]
Plankton: Oh no.
[Plankton drops the swab into the
sauce and he tries to shake the sauce
off of himself. However, the sauce
caused Plankton's body to become like
Patrick's body and Plankton began to
act dumb. Plankton plays with his lips
as the steam from the sauce goes up
the chimney and get absorbed into a
cloud. The cloud goes over Bikini

Lignjoslav: hahahah, najukusniji sam u
celom gradu!
Sendi: Nikada nisam mislila da je narod ove
naroito bistar, ali od jutros su svi glupi kao
saobraajne kupe.
ta ti se to desilo sa glavom Suner Bobe?
Suner Bob: Ja praviti Kebine pljeske.
Sendi: To je blato.
Bottom and rains the sauce over the
town. Soon, everyone ended up acting
as dumb as Patrick. The next day,
Sandy comes out of her treedome and
notices the townsfolk is acting very
strangely and appeared to be dumb as
Patrick. She goes to Squidward's
house and sees it has a clown wig and
a clown nose on it. Squidward is
outside his house acting very dumb.]
Squidward: I've got the best taste in
town! Duh! [runs goofily into his house]
Sandy: I never thought that folks
around here were particularly bright.
But this morning everyone seems as
dumb as traffic cones.
[Dave runs around laughing with a
cone on his head. He jumps and
continues running. The scene changes
to the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob is
on the ground flipping dirt with his
spatula. Then he somewhat makes a
patty out of the dirt.]
Sandy: What happened to your head,
SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Uh, me make Krabby
Patties.
Sandy: Uh, that's mud.
[SpongeBob shoves the dirt into his
holes and squeezes them out. He
laughs and runs off to a crowd of
people surrounding a stop sign. Patrick
comes with a yellow balloon and is still
riding the skateboard upside down.]
Sendi: ej, Patrie, jesi li primetio da se svi
ponaaju slino tebi?
Patrik: Ne razumem pitanje!
Sendi: Hiljadu mu roda! Ej, nemojte! Red za
Kofu s pomijama? E sad sam sigurna da svi
imaju rupetinu u glavi. Ovo je totalna nula od
mesta Nula je ukupan zajedniki IQ.
Sandy: Hey, Patrick. Have you noticed
that everyone's acting a lot like you
today?
[Patrick eats the balloon and it pops
inside his mouth which deflates his
head. Patrick lifts his head up.]
Patrick: I don't understand the
question.
[Patrick leaves and continues riding the
skateboard upside down. Sandy sees
Mr. Krabs laughing and throwing
money everywhere. Mr. Krabs pulls out
the bottle containing the secret formula,
opens it and eats it. He burps out the
formula into dozens of pieces.]
Sandy: What in Sam Hill?
[Sandy sees Mrs. Puff being pushed on
her boat upside down by Billy and
pretends to drive her boat. Tom is seen
wearing the shower curtain and his
brushing his back with the scrub brush.
Nat Peterson is seen riding his bike
sideways on the round while hitting his
head against a rock. The several
people are chasing a jellyfish who
stings them when they touch it.]
Sandy: Hey, don't do that!
[Sandy goes after them until they
stopped at the end of a line at the
Chum Bucket.]
Sandy: Lining up for the Chum
Bucket? Now, I know everyone's got a
hole in their screen door. This place is
ground zero for zero.

Karen: I tako se idiotski sos rairio
Koralovom. Pretpostavljam da nisi zaraena
jer nosi taj svoj skafander.
Sendi: A ti nisi zato to si kompjuter. Na
nama je da naemo lek za idiotizam ovog
grada.
Plankton: au, au! Ti nisi Plankton, ja
Plankton!
Karen: Moramo da ga trgnemo iz ovog
mraka. ta je suprotno od tame?
Sendi: Svetlo?
Karen: Nije uspelo, moda da mu damo neku
hranu dobru za vijuge. Ajde ti si pametna, ta
ti jede?
[Sandals knocks on Sandy's helmet
and puts his mouth on top.]
Sandy: [grossed out] Zero as being
everyone's collected by goo.
[The scene changes to Plankton biting
his antenna and rolling on the floor in
the kitchen of the Chum Bucket. Sandy
is seen talking to Karen as she is
explaining what's going on.]
Karen: And that's how the idiot sauce
spread throughout Bikini Bottom. I
guess you weren't affected because
you were protected by your treedome.
Sandy: And you weren't affected
because you're a computer. Looks like
it's up to us to find a cure for the town's
idiocy.
[Plankton is banging his head against
the mirror.]
Plankton: You not Plankton! Me
Plankton! [bangs his head against the
mirror]
Karen: We need to snap him out of
this. What's the opposite of dim?
Sandy: Bright.
[Karen and Sandy turn on a lamp to try
to snap Plankton out of his stupidity but
nothing works.]
Karen: It's not working! Maybe we can
feed him something for brain food.
You're smart. What do you eat?
[Plankton gets to close to the light bulb
and burns his eye.]
Sandy: Nuts?
Sendi: ir! O, izgleda da ni ovo ne uspeva. Ti
ga zna, kako utie na njega?
Karen: Obino samo vikanjem. Opameti se
tupane!
Sendi: Misli!
Karen: Budi mudar, idiote!
Sendi: Obrazuj se!
Karen: O, nema svrhe, opameivanje nije
jednostavno.
Sendi: To mi dade ideju!
Doite, doite svi na Koralovski Gigatrend.
Jeftino obrazovanje za sve! Nemate vie
opravdanja za glupost! Izvolite, moroni!
asovi upravo poinju! Ne moe ovako.
Karen: Bolje zveckaj kljuevima.
[The scene changes to Sandy stuffing
Plankton's mouth with acorns, but
nothing's working.]
Sandy: Oh, it doesn't seem to be
working. You know him. How do you
get him to change?
Karen: I usually just yell at him. Get
smart, dummy!
Sandy: Wise up!
Karen: Be clever, idiot!
Sandy: No things!
[Nothing is working as Plankton laughs
and claps like a seal.]
Karen: [sighs] It's no use. Being smart
takes work.
Sandy: [thinks a second] That gives
me an idea.
[The scene changes to Sandy and
Karen standing at the front doors of a
school called Bikini Bottom University.]
Sandy: Come one, come all to Bikini
Bottom University! A free education for
all! There's no more excuse for being a
dope! Step right up all you morons!
Classes are now beginning!
[But the Bikini Bottomites were so
dumb, they didn't listen and continued
to walk around stupidly.]
Sandy: Aww! This isn't working!
Karen: Try jiggling the keys!
[Sandy pulls the rope and jiggles the
keys. The Bikini Bottomites see the
keys and goes in. Later, Karen and
Sandy are in a classroom.]
Sendi: Dobro jutro, studenti! Boe, kola
puna Patrika? Imaemo izgleda pune ruke
posla.
Narator: Jedan semestar kasnije.
Sandy: Good mornin', students.
[The students continue to act stupid
when they are in their desks.]
Sandy: A whole school full of Patricks?
Looks like we've got our work cut out
for us.
[The scene changes to Sandy teaching
Jimmy Gus how to put on pants. She
gives him a demonstration. Jimmy
chews on the pants, but realizes it's not
something to eat. Jimmy puts his pants
on backwards, but Sandy gives him a
thumbs-up. In doing so, the point on
Jimmy's head gets smaller. Karen is in
the other classroom teaching the
students how to eat. She demonstrates
on how to eat with a spoon. Frank flips
some food at Tom with the spoon and
Debbie Rechid dips her head in the
food. Nat Peterson seems to get it and
ate the food with the spoon. The point
on Nat's head gets smaller. In another
classroom called Home EC, Mr. Krabs
is attempting to make a Krabby Patty.
He makes it, but it has the carton of
milk in the middle and the patty is on
top of the bun. Mr. Krabs eats the patty
along with the milk carton and the
plate. Karen seemed unsure if that was
ok, but gives Mr. Krabs a thumbs up.]
French Narrator: One semester later...
[All of the Bikini Bottomites, who have
now returned to their normal selves

Sendi: I ne zaboravite va domai zadatak.
Karen: Sendi, izgleda da smo uspele da
obrazujemo ceo grad za jedan semestar.
Sendi: Da, i prekosutra e diplomirati. I svi su
odlino uili.
Karen: Svi osim jednog.
Plankton: Hehehe, eto!
Gospodin Kraba: kol je glupa? Sve si
pogreno napisao!
Plankton: Umukni , Kebo! Kuvari,a? Neto
krije od mene Kebo?
Gospodin Kraba: Uopte ne znam o emu
pria, Planktonu, ostavi me na miru!
Plankton: Znam da kuva neto posebno
kod kue, Evgenije! Hou taj recept!
Suner Bob: Planktonu, je l mogu sada da
izaem?
Plankton: Jesi li mi zavrio domai,
treberu?
Suner Bob: Da!
after a long semester, leave the
classroom.]
Sandy: And don't forget your last
homework assignment!
Karen: Looks like we were able to
educate the whole town in one
semester!
Sandy: Yep! Day after tomorrow is
graduation! And everybody learned so
well.
Karen: Everybody but one.
[Plankton is still acting stupid and is
writing on the locker doors with a pen.]
Plankton: [laughs] Yeah!
Mr. Krabs: School is dumb? You've
misspelled every word.
Plankton: Shut up, dweeb!
[Mr. Krabs freaks out and drops his
books.]
Plankton: Cook books, eh? You holdin'
out on me, Krabs?
[Mr. Krabs picks up his books.]
Mr. Krabs: I don't know what you're
talkin' about, Plankton! Leave me
alone!
[Mr. Krabs runs off crying.]
Plankton: I know you're cookin' up
something special in Home EC,
Eugene! I want that formula!
SpongeBob: Um, Plankton, can I
come out now?
Plankton: Did you finish my homework
for me, nerd?
SpongeBob: Yeah.

Zna da u stvari treba sam da radi domai,
samo tako e nauiti!
Plankton: Neu nauiti! Aaaa, ne opet!
Narator: Dan dodele diploma...
Sendi: Ovo je divan dan za sve nas u
Koralovu. I u ast svih, Lignjoslav e svirati
Diplomski mar na klarinetu.
Suner Bob: Pourite, gospodine Krabo, ve
dele diplome!
Gospodin Kraba: Samo sekund! Izgleda da
sam usavrio recept za pljeskavicu. Da, to je
to!
[SpongeBob pushes Plankton's
homework out from the holes of the
locker door. Plankton opens on the
door and SpongeBob comes out.]
SpongeBob: You know, you really
ought to do your own homework. It's
the only way you'll learn.
Plankton: I'll never learn!
[Patrick, who is working as janitor,
sweeps the skateboard across the floor
and accidentally crushes Plankton.]
Plankton: Not again!
French Narrator: Ahh. Graduation
Day.
[All of the Bikini Bottomites are in their
cap and gown and is having a
graduation ceremony for attending the
university.]
Sandy: This is a proud day for
everyone in Bikini Bottom! And as a
treat, Squidward will play Pomp and
Circumstance on the clarinet.
[Squidward begins playing Pomp and
Circumstance, but ends up playing the
wrong notes which aggravates the
crowd. Meanwhile, in Home EC, Mr.
Krabs is busy making a Krabby Patty.]
SpongeBob: Hurry up, Mr. Krabs.
They're handing out the diplomas.
Mr. Krabs: Just a minute. I think I've
perfected the Krabby Patty
formula! [takes a bite of the patty and it
tastes good] Yes! That's it!
Suner Bob: Super! Pa, vidimo se tamo!
Plankton: Neto fino mirie!
Gospodin Kraba: Ppplanktonu, ta ti radi
ovde?
Plankton: Poslednji dan kole, mili! Neemo
formalnosti! Zovi me eldon! Neptune blagi,
to je savrenstvo. Oho, s ovim receptom biu
vlasnik najpopularnijeg restorana u Koralovu!
Keba: Ne, molim te, samo ne to!
Plankton: Predaj der mi taj tajni recept,
Kebo!
Ribe: Jeeee, doktorirao!
Karen: estitam, Suner Bobe, sad si
pametnica! udno je to se gospodin Kraba
nije pojavio da primi diplomu.
Suner Bob:Da, dvojica koji se nisu pojavili
su Keba Kraba i Plankton. Dajte mi tu
diplomu!
SpongeBob: Great! Well, see ya out
there.
[SpongeBob leaves and Plankton
enters the classroom.]
Plankton: Somethin' smells good!
[Mr. Krabs finishes writing the formula
but when he sees Plankton, he hides it
in his graduation gown.]
Mr. Krabs: Oh! P...P...Plankton? What
are you doin' here?
Plankton: It's the last day of school,
baby. No need to be formal. Call me
Sheldon. [takes a bite of the
patty] Great Neptune! That's perfection!
Well, with this recipe, I could own the
most popular fast food restaurant in
Bikini Bottom!
Mr. Krabs: [frightened] No, please! Not
that! Anything but that!
Plankton: Hand over that secret
formula, Krabs!
[Meanwhile at the graduation
ceremony, all of the Bikini Bottomites
throw their caps in the air and have
become graduates of the Bikini Bottom
University.]
Karen: Congratulations, SpongeBob!
You're smart now! It's funny that Mr.
Krabs never showed up to get his
diploma.
SpongeBob: Yeah. The only two
people who didn't show up are Mr.
Krabs and Plankton. [gasps] Let me
have that diploma!

Patrik: Ej, nema tranja po hodniku!
Gospodin Kraba: Izvoli, Planktonu!
Suner Bob: Gosn Krabo, vaa diploma!
Gospodin Kraba: Zahvlajujui ovoj diplomi
odjednom sam dovoljno pametan da ti nikad
ne dam tajni recept.
Plankton: ta, da sam znao da obrazovanje
ovako radi, kupio bih diplomu pre sto godina.
Gospodin Kraba: Naravno da to tako ne ide,
tupane mikroskopski! Iao sam na dopisne
kurseve, diplomirao mesecima ranije. Ova
diploma je samo formalnost!
Plankton: Ali, ali, samo to mi nisi predao
recept za pljeskavicu! Plaio si me se!
Sendi: Odlino, gosn Krabo! Konana ocena
iz predmeta gluma, ista desetka! Stvarno
sam vam poverovala.
[SpongeBob grabs the diploma, takes
of his cap and gown and runs across
the hallway.]
Patrick: Uh, hey. No running in the
halls!
[SpongeBob runs slowly. Meanwhile,
Mr. Krabs is cornered by Plankton and
he reluctantly gives the formula to him.]
Mr. Krabs: Here you go, Plankton.
[All of a sudden, SpongeBob bursts in
the classroom.]
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, your diploma!
[SpongeBob throws the diploma and
Mr. Krabs catches it, preventing him
from giving the formula to Plankton.]
Mr. Krabs: Thanks to this here
diploma, I'm suddenly smart enough to
never give you me secret formula!
Plankton: What?! If I knew education
worked like that, I would have bought a
diploma years ago!
Mr. Krabs: Of course it doesn't work
like that, you microscopic meathead! I
took accelerated classes and
graduated months ago! This diploma is
just a formality!
Plankton: But... but you were just
about to give me the formula! Y..You
were scared of me!
[Sandy turns on a light from behind the
chalkboard.]
Sandy: Excellent, Mr. Krabs! [writes a
grade for Mr. Krabs] Here's your final

Plankton: ta, ta ovo je gluma? Ne, ne!
Gospodin Kraba: To ti je lekcija, i leti iz
kole!
Karen: Doi zli genije, vreme ti je za
doktorat!
grade for acting class. A+. [gives Mr.
Krabs his grade] I've really felt the fear.
Plankton: Wait, what?! Acting
class?! [Mr. Krabs picks up
Plankton] No!!
Mr. Krabs: You've finally been
schooled, drop-out!
[Mr. Krabs stuffs Plankton in his
diploma and blows him out the window.
Plankton was sent flying onto Karen's
computer screen where she turns on
the laugh track.]
Karen: Come on, evil genius. Time to
start your post-college years.
[The episode ends with Plankton
groaning in defeat as Karen carries him
away.]