…and it happened Last Night

By : Aman
Arora
" I dun fancy Mercedes but Pajero i need.. I don't Fantasize of Mac
book but Sony Vaio I need.. Neither I have a dream of buying land on
Moon but 3bhk flat is what I Need.. "

Once upon a time.. Hey wait !!! It's not the thing happened long ago and
neither i am telling any fairy tale.. Then, why once upon?? Let's start it
again....

I thought you noticed me staring at you but No!! It was mere my

imagination.. The b'ful angel, my dream girl was sitting just two tables
next to me in Café Coffee Day (CCD).. Innocent face.. Long straight
hair.. Dressed in Purple Top and black skirt just above the knees..
Reading Nicolas Spark's "A walk to Remember ".. And iPod's earphones
plugged in to your ears..

In spite of being an die hard fan of Metallica {one can say AC :) } ,

reading your lips, I could guess Taylor Swift's Love Story playing again
n again on iPod Touch. Flipping pages and singing along, though
inaudible, You kept on looking at the Entrance.. As if you were waiting
for Someone..

There, I was getting more and more desperate to talk to You.. Thinking
of thousands of ideas to approach a girl and cursing myself for not
reading that ebook named "Flirting for Dumbos - 1001 ideas to approach
a Girl" which my friend sent me last night. Though I did not have any
intention to Flirt around with you But little bit of flirting doesn't harm
anyone :-)

"Hi, How are you? May i sit here?", naah!! This sounds daring so i am
Not...

"Hey I have seen you Somewhere, Are you puja's Sister??", arrgh!! It's
an oldie, works rarely..

"Hey you B'ful I want to be your friend say Yes or... Or I will go and try
for someone else...", Yuckzz !! It sucks!!! . I dunn want to behave
Cheap.. But the million Dollar Question (which is expensive in itself) is,
How to behave EXPENSIVE if not cheap??? :-o

{Me, Dushyant and Aman Bansal ,at Cafe Coffee Day, were performing
our all time favorite activity --> RTF aka Real Time Flirting, which
deals with the situation where we need to show our so called talent of
talking to unknown Girls in real time condition other than that in which
we talk to them on-line on several Social Networking Websites and trust
me it's not at all an Easy task at-least not for ME :-p }

Dishu saw me staring at her, tapping my shoulder, he said, " Haan!!

Haan!! Bhabhi achi hai, Go and talk to her".

"what!! are you out of your brains or pants?? it's Nothing like that..i
was just.... ", I replied with confused look.

" You were justttttt.... what??", Dishu asked with naughty smile on his
face and Aman followed the suit and said, " oho!! Bada Sharif hai na
tu..?? Acting to dekho jasie kuch pata hi na ho..." {" as if u r innocent..
and acting like you know nothing about it.. "}
"Chill men!! .. You are just making an issue out of NOTHING..", I said
by giving a look of Alien who has just landed from Mars and know
nothing about the situation.

"Anyways, I think I need to use loo, things are getting out of control
here.." I said heading towards Loo, heard Aman yelling, " ya!! we know,
why you want to use Loo :-), come back soon otherwise we will make
issue out of MANY THINGS" and they both started laughing.

As soon as I reached near the Loo, observed it was already occupied.

This is the thing I don't like about CCD, it has only one Loo and that too
Unisex.

Suddenly I heard a sound behind the door, someone was unlocking the
door and i felt bit relaxed and hurriedly entered the into the loo, bolted it
from inside. Looked my face into the mirror, bit Confused and Nervous.
My heart was saying only one thing again and again..

"what the hell you are doing here?, Go outside, She is waiting for you,
Be a man (aman :-p) and let her know that your heart oh!! i mean I
want to make her my friend. A friend with whom I want to spend my
whole life, A friend for whom i will beat and if she will say stop beating,
I will stop beating. naah!! this is getting too much.. plz edit this line.
okay..!! 'coz i wanna beat with the rhythm of her heart's heartbeat. Can't
you do this thing for me?? I beat for you every single Second.. Please..!!
please!! ".

My cellphone started ringing abruptly and I picked up the phone it was

dishu saying," Hullo?! You Dumba$$! Come fast, it seems that she is
about to leave.." before i could utter a single word he disconnected. I
washed my face, fixed my hair, motivated myself to talk to her and
unlocked the door.

As soon as I opened the door, to my surprise, It's she!@!? waiting for

her turn. My eyes opened wide, got freezed but my heart was pounding
@ 230 beats\minute (counted exactly).

"May I....!@? " she asked while indicating me to leave her way to the
washroom.

"Ye-a-ah... Sure..", I said perplexedly and returned to the table where

Dushyant and Aman were waiting for me.

Aman went to place order and Dishu started listening to music on his
iPod. and Me..?? what I could do...?? Lost in day dreaming i forgot
about the whole world around me. What i could imagine was, the perfect
situation, where YOU and I, in the pleasant evening, twilight glow of the
sky took you in my arms..got so closed that we could estimate which
toothpaste we both have used in the morning, if any :-p, through our
breath.. and with no hesitation.. I planted a ..

COFFEE... COFFEE???@#$!

"Coffee, Ammmannn!?!, Coffee is getting cold", Dushyant shook my

body as if he was trying to generate electricity out of it. As soon as i got
my senses, unknowingly, threw my hand in the air and the next thing I
found was, pieces of broken CUP lying on the floor and coffee drawing
its trail wherever it got way to run... :-p

Dushyant and Aman (bansal) got furious and Aman(b) said in angst,"
She is yet to come into your life or may be.. but has started turning out
expensive olready..".

We got busy in handling the situation and paying the fine for the Broken
Cup. After ten minutes or so, when things got settled down I found
Washroom's door was slightly open indicating She was not
there...Neither she was on the cash counter nor she was traceable sitting
two tables next to Me.....

what did that mean?? I lost You before I could actually GET You......??
or that was actually a Dream...?? :-O Will we meet again?? Shall i start
singing " HAMARI ADHURI KAHANI....(bollywood song) " or....

"Shit Man!! I have lost Her... ", i said in disappointment, still searching
for her in that crowdy place which seemed to be the Perfect World just
17 minutes ago.

"Oye !! Chill Yaar. We will find a other Bhabhi for you... Better than
her..", Dishu consoled me while putting his arm around my shoulder.

Why do all good things in life come in small pouches? and people say
"Whatever happens, It happens for Good. Something better would be in
store for you " so called therapeutic sentence which creates flow of good
feelings after occurrence of few bad things. But will anyone go and
convey my only one message to them.. " I don't need anything better
than THIS.. I am happy with it..please don't take this away from me..
Please..I swear.. I am happy "

I, sitting with my head down on the table, Lost in Sorrow-land.. I didn't

know what happen to me but I felt like I have got some break up kinda
thing and Dushyant-Aman consoling me as if that was the last train to
my home and after that.... Anyways YES!! I was feeling the same way..
Coffee tasted tasteless so as the choco Fudge.. Neither Music sounded so
soothing nor.....

" Hey!! I guess this is Yours !!?! ", Someone patted on my shoulder from
behind and it was SHE holding my cellphone in her hand pointing
towards me. It seemed like as if Aman Arora, ME and MYSELF are
three different personalities and opened their records to match if she was
the same girl whom i was crying for?? and started asking each other
whether to believe it or its again just an illusion.

But No!! It's She!! the same girl, I gave consent to all the three
personalities and I started checking my pockets and found there was no
Cellphone, i forgot it in the loo. My mouth Wide open just staring at her,
raised my Hand and she handed over it to me n went and me behaving
like as if i have got paralyzed.

My eyes started shining and my face got its Glow back, this place started
looking like Heaven again, only thing was missing- The very reason for
us to stay in CCD for some more time, as we were done with our
refreshment and were left with the money( due to excessive fine) which
can make us just reach home. But, She did not leave the venue, went and
sat just 3 tables ahead to us- very close to the entrance. We wished she
wouldn't be waiting for her boy friend.

Before anything could change our minds, Dushyant encouraged me to go

to her and to exchange few words with her. I stood up.. straighten my
Pant and started walking towards 49.44 degrees north. I was bit nervous
but i had a reason to talk to her, I didn't thank her So there was a chance
we could start up.

Seven n half steps down, I slipped, on the wet area (they had to clean
half of the floor area in the venue with water to wash off the stains left
by Coffee and the Broken Cup)and landed near her Feet... as if i was
Thanking by touching her feet because this was the first time i got my
cellphone back after being lost, luck didn't favor me 9 times before.

She stooped and offered her hand (look wise it looked like she had just
dipped her hand in the bucket full of pure white milk and Feel!!! or I
must mention Feeeeeeelllllllllllllll!! like.. like.. :) ). she tried pulling me
up but failed. I recovered myself and again held her hand, got on my
feet.
"Have a seat !! ", She indicated the seat across her. I took the position
and wiped my forehead looked a bit embarrassed.

"Thanks!! In fact I owe you Two! One for that cellphone and.. ", looked
down to show the wet floor.

We talked about general things, about the venue, about the taste of
Coffee and about how she got to find my cellphone and about our
respective names.

"Aman!! Aman Arora !", I extended my right hand towards her.

" Rachita Gupta! ", she said. Shook hands exchanged Smiles.

{ In my Mind I had started dreaming about perfect couple we could be!!

about how would she call me from her office to pick her up and if I
could get late, how would she make faces and finally a Ice cream would
do the Magic!! }

"Hi Samita", She pulled the hand break of my dream Car.

A girl , just Ditto copy of her, except her nose - it looked like she has
placed a false nose on her face with filters to purify the air she inhales.
Wrapped in one piece white dress showing her every possible Curve
(though few were disproportional), Her hair talking to air, walking
briskly in her long black boots, reached near us.

"Hi Rachi.. ", they hugged each other and kisses were in the air..

"Meet Aman! uummm.. My newly made friend.. ! ", She said while
addressing me.

We shook hands and same feelings came into action but her hands were
like she dipped them into Milk with Bournvita in it.
Rachita narrated the whole story to her how she found my cellphone and
how I chose a quicker way to reach her than walking.We all were
laughing. Just then Aman came near my chair n said, " Bhai!! Aren't We
getting late?" with a naughty though invisible smile on his face.

"Yeah Man!! I am just done. I had to thank her.." I said while pointing
towards both, " Well! He is my Best Buddy Aman..Aman Bansal" They
got bit confused but the word starting with "B" after his name ease the
tension on their faces.

"Hey Aman B. why don't You have seat and lets chat up a bit", Samita
asked Aman. but it seemed more like an Order. He took the seat and
Again General talks about our respective whereabouts were started. We
both felt that we Just trapped these two b'ful Fishes in the Net with our
Charm.

"Hey Are You Single?? ", Aman B asked samita as he was more
interested into her and I got shocked and started thinking where he used
to hide all these guts when we used to talk to girls before. Well!! It
seemed we have got a Jackpot.

"No! I am into a relationship", She said making her face look Innocent,
like a 8th grader who got caught by her mother while watching porn and
he is trying to convince her Mom that he thought its an Excerpt from the
Chapter Reproduction in his biology book as a part of course.

Aman B's Guts went to vain. His heart broken into pieces and shattered
in the every corner of the Cafe Coffee Day. I still felt safe but my blood
has started racing fast. "what if rachita says the same" I thought in my
mind. To make the things easier for us. Rachita Spoke, " Yeah!! We both
are into relationship with each other from the last 4 years", While
Putting her arm around Samita's shoulders and planed a kiss on her lips.
TO run away!! or to Kill them... To kill ourselves or to behave
normal..To start shouting that two Lesbians has made has fool or to......
Many things made their way to our minds we shifted our gaze towards
Dushyant.

He was not there on the table but near the entrance bidding farewell to
one damn hot girl and both were smiling at each other.

We hurriedly reached him without noticing what these two would think.
reached near Dishu panting.

"hhhhuhhhh hhhuuuhhh!!! " We took deep breath

I asked. " Oye!! Who was she?? :O " our moth opened wide..

" It's a Long Story Dude!! will tell you some other time", he said with
wicked smile on his face "what about you guys".

We started laughing as Aman B. has Mumbled about their Sex

Orientation.

"Love is Blind ;)"

P.S.- Based on true imagination and real facts.. :)

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