Jason Mraz called Frank Kermode up on a wintry sunday morning.
Morning, mate. Morning, homey. Hows the Shakes doin? Shakin. Cool. Listen, I need ya to show up before 9 so I can hook you up with ma girl bell hooks. Get it? Hook, hooks?
Anyways, she got what youre looking for.
The manuscript? Yep, the one. Coolio. But you sure its the same one Donne farted on? Sure as a pediatrician ensuring the kid downs his ensure, sugah. Then Ill be there. OR BE SQUARE. Real original, Jason. Just bring the molly. Bloom? She might be otherwise engaged Otherwise engaged????? Bitch, dafuq you talkin bout. This aint no shitwifedrugassbustingcopmuckerjew. THIS BE DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS. Ah.