Fencers Against Humanity

Fencers Against Humanity
How to create a set is similar to Cards Against Humanity. I recommend using either 80-pound or 110-
pound white card stock paper.
They also recommend using clear AMAC box (model 102C) for $1.50 at the Container Store for cards
(small size cards).
Fencers Against Humanity is a modified version of Cards Against Humanity. This was made through the
Creative Commons BT-NC-SA 2.0 License. Cards Against Humanity can be found at
www.cardsagainsthumanity.com
Instructions:
Every player starts with 7 white cards.
Each round there is a judge who draws a black card and reads it to the group. Every other player submits
the white card they think the judge would choose to win the round. The winner of the round gets the
black card and everyone replenishes their cards back up to 7 white cards.
Flaming Sam Cheris. Damon Scaggs. Bill Becker.
Bagels.

Fencers Against Humanity Fencers Against Humanity Fencers Against Humanity
Gerrie Omar Bhutta. Peter Burchard. Iana Dakova.

Baumgart.
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George Derek Cotton. Mark Stasinos. Jon Moss.

Kolombatovich.
Fencers Against Humanity Fencers Against Humanity Fencers Against Humanity Fencers Against Humanity
Francisco Mary Mahon. Mary Frye. Sharon

Martin. Everson.
That one blind An elusive tip A high pitched When you can't
ref. screw. scream. understand the
announcement.
Reseed! Sabre. Épée. Foil.
A body cord. A flèche. Face planting Having your

while attempting breast
to score a touch. protectors fall
out.
Breaking your Still wet whites. Smelly whites. Really smelly

blade while
whites.
stabbing your
opponent with
vindication.
Contemplating a A really slow So many off The constant

gender change to and boring épée target hits. beeping of a
fence other bout. box.
events.
Forgetting to Remembering Looking cool by Forgetting to

retreat. that crotch is hitting your foot plug into a reel.
valid target. behind your
back.
A well timed toe Walking right Hitting yourself Lunging and
touch. into your on the mask to ripping your
opponent's psych up. knickers.
blade.
Having to Constant off- Watching a bout and Flailing a foil

explain your thinking "For the love
targets. back and forth
of all that is holy,
bruises to non- somebody just do in an attempt to
fencers. something." flick.
A bright neon Slapping a foil into A beat with People who

lamé. the opponent's vengeance. change into
shoulder to use as fencing clothing
a fulcrum for a
in public.
flick.
The humiliation An anal Curing the new Causing your

of dropping your retentive ref. timings. opponent to fall
weapon mid over backwards.
bout.
Living up to the Living up to the Living up to the I wish I was

neanderthal vain foilist lazy épéeist fencing right
sabrist stereotype. stereotype. now.
stereotype.
Thinking that Hunting for "Accidentally" "To crush your
girl/guy looks cute enemies, see them
MILFs at bringing a water driven before you, and
before realizing
they're in a cadet tournaments. bottle filled with hear the lamenation of
their women."
event. vodka.
People who Stink-palming Getting hit in the Getting hit

hold up iPads an opponent balls. under the chest
to videotape after the bout. protector.
bouts.
Having your The pleasure of Dropping the Getting away

weapon explode breaking your weight while with a bell
leaving you just opponent's testing the punch.
holding the grip. weapon. weapon.
Schadenfreude. Leaving sweaty A really cool Hung-over

clothing in your trophy. fencing.
fencing bag for
a week.
The end of the Getting drunk at Getting the cute Laughing at a

day beer. the hotel bar. trainer to work fencer's stupid
on you. question.
Scotchy, scotch Bowties. A rebelling Crop dusting
scotch. weapon. the crowd while
reffing.

Dreaming that Fencer Swamp- A game of ookie People not

you're fencing ass. cookie while reading a sign
naked. waiting for DEs. in front of them.
Purposely Thinking A ref smoke Reversing a

assigning a registration was break. score on a
coach's fencers later.
across the venue.
score sheet.
"The name is Sloppy Forgetting to A robe wearing

easy to handwriting. turn off the vet.
pronounce where microphone.
I'm from."
A ref Being assigned Jailbait. Zip lining through

meandering to two different an underground
when turning in events at the limestone quarry.
a score sheet. same time.
Robby Carrillo. Drunk, but still "But Sir!" A ranting FOC.
reffing a final.
You may have a 4 A sabre referee Cadets shouldn't A fleché into a

and been to the last
doing épée. dress like that. table.
9 NACs, but I've
never heard of you.
Herping when I "That's not Nina Van Loon... A micropenis.

should have fencing."
derped.
Arkady Burdan. Greg Massialas. A coach giving a A power

lesson without a outage.
mask on.
A broken blade. When the airline Charles Astudillo The Spanish

loses your laughed. Inquisition.
luggage.

Someone "Diego! La That douche bag Balls hanging
makes a Monty masque Diego!" coach. out of your
Python knickers.
reference.
Period blood on Enough shots to When a fencer Mask strained

your knickers.
inebriate Wes screams and Puke.
Glon. his/her voice
breaks repeatedly.
Fencing is Soiling oneself Mooing after a Copping a feel

expensive. in the middle of touch. while checking
a bout. for breast
protectors.
A sad victory A fencer's ass Promising an The mere

handjob. you can bounce opponent oral concept of
a quarter off of. sex to win a youth fencing.
bout.
Masturbating in Elf cum in your Showing your Inappropriate

your knickers. mask. rainbow. yodeling.
Sexual tension. Some really Getting so angry Licking things
fucked-up shit. that you pop a to claim them
boner. as your own.
Dropping a Alcoholism. Multiple stab Spectacular

chandelier on your wounds. abs.
enemies and
riding the rope up.
Getting in her Overcompensation. The harsh light A woman

pants, politely. of day. scorned.
Estrogen. Bullshit. Wearing knickers Scrotum tickling

inside-out to your opponent.
avoid washing
them.
My genitals. A clandestine Powerful fencer One Ring to

butt scratch. thighs. rule them all.
Preteens. Jerking off into Giving 110%. Sweet, sweet
a pool of youth vengeance.
fencer tears.
White privilege. A sassy black Chainsaws for Sudden Poop

woman. hands. Explosion
Disease.
Letting yourself Being a dick to Basic human Whipping a

go. youth fencers. decency. disobedient
fencer.
The human College club Balls. NOOOOOOOOOO!

body. fencing.

Half-assed Just the tip. Whining like a Getting really

foreplay with little bitch. high before
your opponent. fencing.
Spontaneous Farting in the Roofie-ing your Daddy's Belt.
human middle of a bout opponent.
and having a little
combustion. bit come out.
Team-building The folly of Public ridicule. Cybernetic

exercises. man. enhancements.

A lifetime of The Force. Hipster fencers. The heart of a

sadness child.
Genital Child abuse. Another shot of Bling.

piercings. morphine.
Peeing a little An erection that Gladiatorial Bitches.

bit. lasts longer combat.
than four hours.

Ripping into a The Jews. A can of whoop- Puppies!
man's chest and ass.
pulling out his still-
beating heart.
Being a An obese Puberty. Daddy issues.

motherfucking fencer.
sorcerer.

Full frontal An ether- Being fabulous. Concealing a

nudity. soaked rag. boner.
Surprise sex! Seppuku. Making a pouty Pedophiles.

face.
Sexual Testicular Whipping it out. Tasteful

humiliation. torsion. sideboob.
Frolicking. Tripping balls. A big black dick. A bigger,
blacker dick.
Evil Omar David Sierra. The worst Spandex camel

Bhutta. referee ever. toe.
A ref kicking a My coach. Other fencers. Michael Marx.

baby.
An Fnet Tim Morehouse. That fencer Wearing whites

groupie. odor. outside of the
venue.
Hanging out in A uniform too When the hotel Flash

a concrete box. tight. bar runs out of photography.
vodka.

Contracting the Yuri Gelman. Nicki Franke. Brad Baker.
NAC plague.

An Bald men. Catching a nap Being

inappropriately between bouts. electrocuted by
dressed referee. the strip.

A Russian The charming Not being able to A belligerent

coach. accent of a understand what armorer.
Polish coach. a coach is
saying.
A bloody DE Crying after Getting sand in An imaginary

slip. winning the your vagina. ref.
bout.
The sabre bout I would fence I gave a black Your

was interrupted against Justin card because of reimbursement is
by ________. Meehan with ________. waiting on
________. ________.
What stopped Internationally My child could But I didn't
the fencer's they would never never ________. ________ on
fleché? ________. purpose.
I didn't know The call was The best thing A parent claims
________ was reversed on about reffing sabre ________ can
illegal. replay because instead of foil is ref better than
of ________. ________. you.
"Sir, can you My épée didn't The worst thing She may be
explain your last pass shims about coaching ________, but
call?" "Yes, because of is ________. she's still in
________." ________. Y14's.
Hell is It's a pity that fencers What's a ________ is a

these days are all slippery slope
________. getting involved with fencer's best
________. friend? that leads to
________.
Fencers Against Humanity Fencers Against Humanity Fencers Against Humanity FAH
Why can't I Next from Tim USFA guidelines After months of

now prohibit debate, the Referees
sleep at night? Morehouse: A could only agree on
blog about ________ during "More ________!"
________. fencing.
Fencing was ruined Next time on Dr. What brought the Before
for me when I had to Phil: How to talk to fencing orgy to a
deal with _______. ________, all
your child about grinding halt?
________.
we had was
________.
FAH
Thinking about What's my anti- The trainers are now What am I giving
________ prevented embracing the
me from sleeping drug? up for Lent?
curative powers of
before the
tournament.
________.
USFA has banned When I am President During sex, I like I never truly
________ for of USFA, I will create understood
the Department of to think about ________ until I
giving fencers an
unfair advantage.
________. ________. encountered
________.
What never fails When all else fails, What ended my What's that
to liven up the I can always last relationship? smell?
party? masturbate to
________.
I drink after Only two things in The healing process ________ would
tournaments to fencing are certain: began when I joined be woefully
losing and ________. a support group for incomplete without
forget ________.
victims of ________. ________.

FAH
Due to a PR Science will never The Five Stage of This month's American
Losing: denial, Fencing: "Spice of
fiasco, Leon Paul explain the origin your sex life by
bargaining, anger,
no longer offers of ________. ________, bringing ________
_______. acceptance. into the bedroom.
I learned the hard way The fencing What will always Make a haiku.
that you can't cheer up
a grieving fencer with
tournament was get you laid at a
________ . completely ruined tournament?
by ________.
Why do I hurt all I got 99 problems, Why am I What don't you

over? but ________ sticky? want in your
ain't one. tournament
lunch?
After blacking out What gets better I got sex-iled during ________ will be
during Summer with age? the tournament the ruination of
Nationals I was because of
awoken by
fencing.
________.
________.
I won the What is the best I can't believe I In New York there are
whisperings that the
tournament thing about had to deal with Fencer's Club has a
because of fencing? ________. secret room devoted
________. to ________.

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Every player starts with 7 white cards.