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Winnie the Pooh comes to UniS

By Luke Hickey
Deputy Editor
A selection of drawings, by E.
H. Shepard (illustrator of
Winnie the Pooh and friends),
will be displayed in the
University as part of a major
exhibition of his work. The
exhibition, entitled ‘The Man
who Drew Pooh’, was opened
on Monday (4th December) by
Dame Norma Major, wife of ex-
Prime Minister John Major.
One of the main pieces on dis-
play is a large watercolour map,
painted in 1940 for a company of
the Home Guard which Shepard
commanded in Guildford. The map
was found by the University’s
archivist Arthur Chandler, who
said, “I’m not sure if Shepard
would have known it was there as
it was wedged between the two
layers forming the back of the
case.”
The collection on display, which
includes several pencil sketches
for the Winnie the Pooh books,
contains 108 pictures and forms
part of a collection of 1400 pictures
given to the University by Shepard
two years before his death in 1974
at the age of 96. The archive
spans the lifetime of Shepard, who
lived in Shamley Green for 51
years, containing some of his ear-
liest work, from when he was
seven years old, right up until
some of his last work, aged 90.
Chandler spoke highly of
Shepard as he said, “One of the
many things I have learnt about
Shepard was that he had no set
style, he could use three different
styles in two different media within
one week. He was incredibly prolif-
ic, always having pencil and paper
at the ready and often used his
notebook sketches as the basis for
illustrations years later. We hope
that the exhibition and book will
awaken new admiration for the
artistry of this great illustrator, who
was also a lovely man who simply
loved drawing, and bring this
unique archive to a wider audi-
ence.”
Chandler will be presenting a lec-
ture entitled “The Man Who Drew
Pooh: The Art of E. H. Shepard” in
Griffiths Theatre, this evening at
5:30pm. Admission is free but in
advance only through the box
office. The exhibition continues
until 21st January 2001. Guildford map drawn by EH Shepard

McLaren man gets Honorary Degree

By Luke Hickey
Deputy Editor
Ron Dennis, Chairman and Chief
Executive Officer of the TAG
McLaren Group, has had the hon-
orary degree of Doctor of the
University conferred upon him.
The award, which was given last
Friday (1st December), was pre-
sented by HRH The Duke of Kent,
Chancellor of UNIS.
Dennis, who began his motor
racing career in 1966 with the
Cooper Racing Car Company, was
honoured for his life’s work in the
automotive engineering industry
and for being an ambassador for
the UK and in particular the County
of Surrey. He has been an integral
part of the success of the McLaren
team since 1980, during which
time the team has won the
Constructor’s World
Championship eight times and the
Driver’s World Championship on
eleven occasions.
Dennis spoke of his delight at
receiving the award, “I feel
extremely privileged and fortunate,
which I’m sure are feelings every-
body who receives a degree can
relate to because degrees are a
valued acknowledgement of the
achievements a person has
made.” Ron Dennis

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Kev
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David Abbott the cost of providing the digital television equipment
Tuition Fees To Rise?
MWC
and services.” He would like to hear from people living
Simon Robinson in all types of families, with varies viewing patterns
Music Team Universities UK (the committee of Vice Chancellors
and Principles of all the UK Universities), are consid- and varying knowledge of the internet. If you wish to
SAIS take part, please contact Dr. Strain at the School of
& Dr Russ ering was to overcome what they claim is a billion
pound funding shortfall. The group’s president, Human Sciences on 873975 or email j.strain@sur-
Professor Sir Howard Newby, said that extra money is rey.ac.uk.
needed to “enhance quality”, “widen access” and to
allow universities to “compete globally”.
Options currently being considered to reduce the Jones Not Guilty
shortfall include a so-called ‘Graduate Tax’ where
graduates ‘re-pay’ tuition fees once their income has David Jones, the former Southampton Football Club
reached a certain threshold and an increase in tuition manager, has been cleared of all charges of child
fees, possibly rising up to a means-tested £3000 per abuse against him. Jones was alleged to have abused
barefacts year. However, the government are currently opposed young boys while working as a care worker during the
Union House, University Of Surrey to allowing universities to set their own level of fees. 1980s. He had always denied all charges made
Guildford, Surrey, GU2 7XH Newby is also aware that with a general election against him.
approaching, any sharp rise in fees could be political- After the trial, Jones said, “I just want to get back on
Tel: 01483 879275 ly sensitive, especially as it could hit middle-income with what I feel I do best, and that is get back into foot-
Fax: 01483 534749 families the hardest. ball…but no doubt there will be people who are going
email: barefacts@surrey.ac.uk to think there is no smoke without fire.” The trial was
halted after a key witness declined to give evidence.
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state of Florida have been counted properly. The court a Europe Wide Rapid Response Unit is implemented.
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idea by the rest of NATO to the 60,000-strong armed
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lenges; it is likely that he will have enough votes to William Cohen, US Defence Secretary said, “If we
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Tributes have flooded in following the death of cricket-
ing legend Lord Colin Cowdrey on Tuesday. The 67
Digital Television Anybody? year old Lord of Tonbridge died at home four months
after having suffered a stroke. He played in a total of
A team at UniS is undertaking research into how peo- 114 test matches for England, scoring 7,264 runs at
ple use interactive digital television in their everyday an average of over 44 (the fourth highest scoring
domestic life. The team, headed by Dr. John Strain, English player in history and the tenth in the world).
are looking at how many people use the new system Nasser Hussain, current England captain, spoke of
to shop, book holidays or do their banking, as well as the loss to the cricketing world, “As well as being one
planning their viewing. of the most gifted batsmen of his generation, he was
Dr. Strain said, ” We are looking for people living in also one of the nicest people you could meet in the
the Guildford area who would like to contribute to the game and a good friend to the England team - he will
research by talking to us about their use of digital tel- be much missed.” Former Prime Minister John Major,
evision, and allowing us to study their pattern of use. spoke of Lord Cowdrey as “the gentleman of cricket”.
In return, the University may be able to contribute to
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ENERGY FROM WASTE AT SLYFIELD
- A BURNING ISSUE
By Emma van Huysse
Ethical & Enviromental Officer
Last Sunday, the 27th November a large gather-
ing of local people took place in Stoke Park. They were
there to hear a group of speakers supporting the case
against the construction of an ‘Energy from Waste’ (EfW)
plant at Slyfield. The event was organised by GAIN –
Guildford Against Incineration, chaired by Colin Matthews
and made up of community associations, school group and
other concerned or interested individuals. The speakers
were Sarah Oppenheimer (Friends of the Earth), Joyce
Still (Labour Party), Sue Doughty (Liberal Democrat) and
elected MP Nick StAubyn (Cons).
Background;
European Union legislation states that the amount of waste
permitted for landfill must decrease, and in response the
government has produced the Waste Strategy 2000 setting
targets for increased recycling and waste recovery (this
includes EfW). Surrey County Council has the responsibili-
ty of disposing of the county waste, and in 1999 let a 25-
year disposal contract to SITA. The contract includes
1) Disposal of 550,000 tonnes /annum of waste using
a variety of disposal techniques.
2) 25% recycling by 2005 (currently only 9-12% is
recycled, the rest going into landfill).
3) 40% recovery of energy/resources by 2007.
4) Proposals for 2 EfW plants with a combined capac-
ity of 335,000 tonnes/annum.
The Proposal;
The plan submitted by Thames Waste
Management (TWM) is for an Integrated Waste
Management Centre (IWMC) on Slyfield Industrial Estate.
The site would include an EfW plant with a capacity of
225,000 tonnes, a new Civic Amenity facility (CA) to
replace the existing public service, and a Materials
Recycling Facility (MRF). The EfW plant is the building part
causing the greatest controversy.
The Objections;
It’s dimensions 139x100 metres, with a 70-metre
chimney – “twice the size of the cathedral” –
would make the EfW building visible from parts of the
River Wey, Riverside Park, and residential areas. The
TWM plan incorporates the planting of embankments to
screen the site from immediate local view, and would also
act as a sound block to minimise noise disturbance. The
actual architectural design would enclose all elements of
the EfW process in one building, shaped in accordance
with other large-scale local modern developments such as
the Spectrum Leisure Centre and Duke of Kent building –
the “Ship”.
The issue of noise relates not only to the actual
running of the plant, but to the noise generated during con-
struction (approximately 8 months), transportation to and
from the site, use of the MRF and CA. Surrey County
Council set out guidelines stating that the noise from the
plant must not be audible from the nearest housing, and
this has been met by the proposed design. A “Code of
Construction Practice” will also be prepared by Guildford
Borough Council to control noise levels during construction
and operation.
There will be some increase in traffic resulting
from the construction, both heavy goods vehicles trans-
porting large amounts of waste, and domestic vehicles
either visiting the site to use the CA or employees vehi-
cles. A lorry routing agreement will ensure that HGV’s only
use designated routes, and consequently they shouldn’t
have a great effect on current congestion levels that occur
on the main roads around the site (A3, Moorfield Road,
Woking Road and the A320). The increase of traffic on
these roads will be accompanied by a decrease on existing
waste paths to other disposal facilities in the region (e.g.
landfill at Newlands Corner) but for the immediate popula-
tion, air pollution, traffic noise, and sheer volume of traffic
is still a serious concern.
More serious are the worries over possible health
risks of the site. It is felt that there has not been enough
research into the effects of the dioxins emitted in dust par-
ticles, toxic waste in flue and bottom ash, and chimney
emissions from the combustion process – Greenhouse
gasses, namely carbon dioxide, sulphur dioxide and
methane. In the case of these gasses, the emissions have
been calculated to be well within UK legally implemented
emission standards, and stricter EU limits soon to be
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implemented. The net result of burning waste will also
result in a net decrease of Greenhouse gasses by reduc-
ing the need for combustion of non-renewable fossil fuels.
However, this doesn’t compare with the non-polluting
options of renewable electricity generation from wave,
wind, water and solar sources.
Dioxin levels have been calculated to be of a safe
level (under 0.02% of air quality standards set) and an
Integrated Pollution Control authorisation is required before
operation can begin. At the National Society for Clean Air
conference, May 2000, the Department of Health stated
that “The level of emissions from the new kind generation
of cleaner, more efficient incinerators pose very little risk to
health” but to those living in the direct proximity of the
incinerator site, these claims are not good enough reassur-
ance. Research has shown that children living within a
3km radius of existing EfW incinerators have a higher risk
of developing cancer, and there is an increase in lung
related diseases such as asthma and bronchitis. Adding to or two huge ones, was also more favourable. The fear is
peoples concern is the fact that TWM has already been that with a contract to feed a large incinerator, the incen-
challenged over infringing environmental regulations on a tive to recycle will be lost, and the County will be forced
number of occasions, and there seems to be a general into a state of waste maximisation as has been encoun-
lack of information provided or released by the government tered in other counties where EfW plants have been built
on scientific facts. with a contract to supple a certain volume of waste in order
The combustion process still leaves a volume of to keep the incinerators running efficiently. The County
toxic bottom and flue ash. The bottom ash will be used as Councils contract to provide 334,000 tonnes of EfW capac-
rubble in construction of roads etc, and despite reassur- ity will still leave enough waste to meet the target recycling
ance from the authorities involved, there are still concerns levels, and at times when market values of recyclable
over the level of toxins remaining after reprocessing which materials drop, as they often do, EfW gives the opportunity
would then be washed into waterways and groundwater to recover value from materials that would otherwise be
causing pollution of the local landscape and river system. landfilled until their value increased. The Slyfield plan also
Flue ash can not be reclaimed and will have to be sent to provides recycling facilities for the public, and the MRF,
landfill, but this represents only 14% of the original volume which would have a capacity of 15,000 tonnes/annum –
of waste. 40% of waste generated by homes in the borough. TWM
Recent flooding of the site has raised additional and SITA both say the EfW plant should not adversely
concerns over the safety of the site for any waste related effect levels of recycling, but the population has stated that
functions. Slyfield has been considered a good place for it could prove a disincentive to the Council policy and indi-
the EfW development as it is on a brown field site with a vidual attitudes.
history of waste related functions, it is not on Greenbelt In conclusion, there seems to be a good case
land as several other of the proposed sites were, it is near both for and against the incinerator, but despite reassur-
to the source of Surreys waste in the more populated cen- ance from the authorities involved, for EfW to get general
tres of North and West of the county, and it is on a site public approval, there needs to be much greater research
designated for industrial development and employment. into the health and safety aspects of incineration, as well
The area for redevelopment is not on existing floodplains, as a guarantee that it will not undermine recycling strate-
and the design is such that ground levels should prevent gies – the two factors that seem to be of greatest public
flooding. Surface run-off from rainfall and overland water concern.
flow that could be contaminated will be directed to storage For more information on the proposals and argu-
pools and the sediment allowed to settle out, and polluted ments for and against the development at Slyfield, can be
water will be discharged to the adjacent sewage treatment found at www.twm.co.uk and the site
works. Monitoring systems will be installed for the river and www.geocities.com/burphamco/slyfield.htm
groundwater.
Other environmental impacts are the risks of dep-
osition of pollutants in the surrounding areas due to air pol-
lution, via acidic rainfall and direct deposition of dust parti-
cles. These are expected to be minimal, and TWM have
plans that will keep ecological disruption to a minimum and
enhance the area for wildlife. This includes creating and
maintaining grasslands, planting woodlands, and construct-
ing ponds to provide a variety of different habitats.
And Recycling?
After health, probably the biggest public concern
is the impact incineration will have on attitudes to recycling
and conservation of resources. Although the plant will be
generating enough electricity to supply 20,000 homes and
run water-heating systems, many people believe that the
recovery of resources by reuse or recycling is a better
option than destroying them for energy. A study of 10 firms
in Leicestershire showed a 4.5% reduction in their costs
since developing a recycling strategy, a government survey
has shown that it is more energy efficient to recycle all
materials rather than burn or destroy them.
Approximately 80% of our waste is recyclable and
other counties have managed to increase their recycling
levels far higher than Surreys (Essex recycles over 50% of
their waste!). Half of UK companies have no waste man-
agement policy, while in Slovenia 93% of companies take
responsibility for their own waste and track it to suitable
recycling and disposal facilities. The response from the
Rally was that people wanted to be given the chance to
recycle – some boroughs have kerbside collections of
recyclable materials and people wanted to see this
expanded, and more comprehensive services developed
for around the county as a whole. If this were done, the
need for additional waste disposal would be drastically
decreased.
The idea of smaller incinerators, rather than one
4 Your Emails
Your Emails
Please send your emails to barefacts@surrey.ac.uk
To: barefacts
From: Duncan Hamilton
Subject: RE: Tuition Fees
Cc:
Dear Barefacts,
On behalf of all those who attend-
ed the "grants not fees" march
and also any others who sit on
that side of the fence including
many lecturers up and down the
country I feel obliged to respond
to one of the worst formulated
arguments I have seen in a long
time.
The core of Alex Stanway's argu-
ment appears to be that as "con-
sumers" in the university market-
place we would have more choice
and better education. This is
clearly false, the effect of turning
further education into a consumer
based system would mean the
increase in cost of superb univer-
sities which would increase expo-
nentially as they gained more
equipment and better lecturers
with the increased revenue, lead-
ing to only the wealthiest individu-
als being able to attend them
rather than the most able and tal-
ented, which I hope most people
would agree is the ideal. Those
from a less well off background
would be forced to either seek
employment following A levels or
attend universities that may not
suit their academic potential and
would often leave them in huge
debt. This ultimately leads to less
choice for the "consumer". Alex
also seems to think that if the
money came from us we would
somehow be better able to hold
sway over the universities but for-
gets that they are already fighting
bitterly over students as we still
choose who gets the money,
regardless of where it comes from
To: barefacts
From: Tristan O'Dwyer
Subject: RE: Tuition Fees
Cc:
Dear Sir,
I am writing in response to last
weeks letter on tuition fees by
Alex Stanway. I would like to
argue several of the somewhat
Thatcherite points that he made.
However, I would like to start by
agreeing with him on one point. I
accept that education is not free,
and needs paying for in some
way. Nobody would argue against
this, and people generally accept
that education is paid for by taxa-
tion. Taxes are a way of facing up
to ones responsibilities as part of
society.
Mr Stanway states that in paying
Please send all responces to emails to barefacts not the author.
If you would like to write a letter then please send them to barefacts@surrey.ac.uk
(remember all those glossy
prospectuses?).
Grants and other government
subsidies are not simply charity
for people who can't be bothered
to get a job yet. As Britain has
precious few natural resources
left to exploit and a relatively
expensive work force a lot of
Britain's future GNP will come
from the develepment and licens-
ing of new technologies nearly all
of which will have to be
researched _in universities_. If
the government do not ensure the
the most brilliant young people in
this country have the opportunity
to reach their potential then it
damages the current and future
economy and well being of this
country: the government have a
vested interest in maintaining a
high level of education that bene-
fits not just the wealthy.
Alex suggests that "Whitehall
bureaucrats" decide what is learnt
in universities and this simply isn't
true, when you can get a degree
in harmonica who needs more
choice in curriculum?
Alex conjures up images of stu-
dents enslaving lecturers and
forcing them to teach us their
secrets but in reality the lecturer's
union supports the "grants not
fees" campaign and was repre-
sented on the march. Also, lec-
turers are partly at university to
share their knowledge and enthu-
siasm for a subject with like mind-
ed individuals so this hardly con-
stitutes an imposition on them.
Lastly, Alex assumes that all stu-
dents are at university to
"increase their earning capability"
fees directly we become "cus-
tomers". He later goes on to
describe education as a commod-
ity. It seems that he sees educa-
tion as being a means to and end,
and it seems to me that this end is
essentially a higher salary.
Is this really what education is, or
should be about? I believe, and
many would agree with me, that
education is actually about learn-
ing, and satisfying our thirst for
knowledge. Why do people stay
on to do postgraduate studies and
research? It certainly isn't money!
It has always been in mankinds
nature to be curious , and this is
an important part of progress.
which simply is not true.
Speaking for myself, I am here to
learn as much as I can about the
subject I wish to devote my life to,
not quite an idealogical quest for
knowledge as there certainly are
monetary considerations but even
if these were not present I would
still be here doing the course that
I am. I did not choose my course
to justify the expense of tuition
fees. According to Alex's bizarre
analogy I, by attending the stu-
dent march, fall into the category
of those who buy an education to
throw it away by not trying hard. If
anyone can see an ounce of
sense in that statement I would
invite them to beat me over the
head with it so that I might be able
to understand it.
So, having considered the alter-
native I come to the conclusion
that it is a bleak and distressing
prospect. "Free" education is
indeed a misnomer but the gov-
ernment do not hand out money
just because they're big and cud-
dly and decent chaps at heart. I
for one expect to pay for others to
have a similar education through
taxes in later life and would hope
that if I become a higher wage
earner I will be taxed for this more
than those who are less priv-
eledged.
Yours sincerely,
Duncan Hamilton
Mr Stanway then goes on to say
that we have no "right" to educa-
tion, as this implies the slavery of
the educators. I'm afraid I cannot
see any sound reasoning behind
this. I beleive we do have a right
ot education, but that along with
rights come responsibilities. The
responsibility is to ensure that we
pass on our knowledge to future
generations. In other words, we
educate them.
He also argues for the total pri-
vatisation of higher education. I
really cannot see what benefits
this would have. We have seen
that the privatisation of other serv-
ices has in some cases been dis-
astrous, and has not led to better
To: barefacts
From: Andrew Thomas
Subject: RE: Tuition Fees
Cc:
Dear Barefacts,
I am writing in response to the e-
mail last week from Alex Stanway
regarding tuition fees. Although I
was unfortunately not able to go, I
totally support the movement
against fees and those students
who went on the march.
What Alex appears to have
ignored is that if we all became
"customers" of education, with no
involvement from the government,
then a number of very negative
things could happen.
Firstly, universities would be able
to charge whatever they liked.
Universities such as Oxford,
Cambridge, Durham, and even
Surrey on it's record of employ-
ment and position near the capital,
could hike up their prices. Other
smaller institutes would have to
create cut-price courses, conse-
quently affecting educational stan-
dards and dividing the elite rich
and the masses. The clearing
process would no doubt turn into a
Lastminute.com affair, with special
prices being offered the closer it
got to the start of term. Excuse me
if I find that to be a nightmare sce-
nario where ambition is tempered
by economics.
Indeed, Alex considers that educa-
tion is not a right as, "education
requires the labour of educators".
Good point, let's start charging
parents of infant school pupils a
daily rate, maybe with a premium
added depending on how much of
the teachers time is spent individu-
ally on their child? Sound good?
Thought not. The only reason the
government can get away with
services. I certainly would not be
happy passing the responsibility
to educate future generations to
profit making organisations. Why
would they have any more idea of
what we should be learning than
our elected government? Indeed,
corporations are more likely to
teach that which would be of
immediate benefit to them.
A system whereby students would
be left to pay full fees, such as the
American system, would lead to
elitism. And this elitism would not
be of the academic kind, but of the
financial kind. Is this really the
way we want society to go? We
should realise that contrary to
what Thatcher, and I suspect Mr
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punishing those who aspire to pro-
fessions is because students have
a less emotionally charged image
than younger learners.
And now the argument about how
charging will make students think
twice about the course they take.
That sounds great from a practical
perspective, let's ditch all the "use-
less" courses. Bye bye media
studies, art, history, english (you
want to write, study journalism!),
information technology (what, too
wet for real computing are
you?!)… Great, a nation of practi-
cal people, all the artists are on the
street, the great thinkers are work-
ing in Burger King, and literature
has ceased to exist. And our music
industry can sod off to, you got
time to be in a band, you clearly
aren't studying hard enough!
In conclusion I shudder to think of
a so called democratic country of
so called equal opportunity remov-
ing people's right to a full educa-
tion. Universities as little more
than vendors of learning will have
all the attraction of a pricey shop-
ping mall. And kiss goodbye to all
your societies, the student news-
paper, and the student radio.
There won't be anyone able to vol-
unteer their time to them because
they'll be studying and filling the
gaps with paid work. GCSEs and
A-Levels may give us the ground-
ing for employability but denying
even more people than currently
are from attending university we
will make us poorer culturally and
intellectually, never mind economi-
cally!
Andrew Thomas
Stanway believe, society DOES
exist, and that we all have our
rights and responsibilities within it
regarding education.
Finally, I would like to suggest that
Mr Stanway should apologise for
his offensive remarks at the end of
his letter. The 35 UniS students in
London the week before last were
not throwing their education away.
They were simply making thier
voices heard, trying to make edu-
cation free and fair. I think we
should all learn from them,
Yours Sincerely,
Tristan O'Dwyer
07/12/00
Student Council AGM
Next Tuesday (12th December) is your
last chance this semester to have your say
in the way the Union is run.
Student Council AGM is the single most
important meeting of the year, at which
Features 5
USSU's annual accounts and audit for last encouraged to take just an hour out from The meeting starts at 1pm on the main
year will be presented, as well as any other your revision to make your voice and opin- Union dance-floor. See you there.
issues raised by members of the Union. ions count. As usual, all clubs and societies
All members of the Union are very wel- are obliged to send at least one represen-
come to attend and you are positively tative or their apologies. David Abbott

Christmas Problem: Frozen Pipes!!!

UniS
Leaving your Property during
Vacations
Students living off campus in houses should
be aware of certain procedures that are nec-
essary if the property is left empty during
vacations or at other times. The Christmas
period is particularly vulnerable as water
pipes, tanks etc. may freeze when the
weather is very cold. Please read the
appropriate section below.
****
Houses/Flats with Gas Central Heating:
The heating system should be left
switched on during the Christmas period if
you are away. Set the thermostat at a mini-
mum of 55 degrees Fahrenheit (15 degrees
Centigrade) to come on from 9pm to 6am.
This is the very minimum setting and if the
temperature stays at or below freezing dur-
ing the day as well, this may not be suffi-
cient. The fuel costs involved will be con-
siderably less than the potential cost of
repair of damage caused by freezing pipes
and subsequent flooding.
Before you Leave:
Ensure all radiators are left on
Turn off all electric immersion/water heaters
Turn off mains water at stopcock (usually
under kitchen sink or in a downstairs toilet)
When you Return:
Turn on mains water at stopcock
Wait 30 minutes before switching on
water/immersion heaters
Check for leaks. If you find a leak switch off
the mains water at stopcock and contact
your landlord.
****
Houses/Flats with Electric Storage
Heaters: Storage heaters should be left
switched on at a low setting to prevent
freezing and damp. In addition the water
system can be emptied to reduce the possi-
bility of burst pipes. vents mould growth.
Before you Leave:
Turn off all electric immersion/water heaters
Remove rubbish from kitchen and all other
bins.
Turn off mains water at stopcock (usually
under kitchen sink or in a downstairs toilet) Let a neighbour know that the house is
Turn on hot and cold taps to empty the sy going to be empty and ask them to keep an
tem eye on it for you.
Turn off taps (to prevent floods when you
return) Leave lights off and curtains half drawn. A
When you Return: lamp left on a time switch is a good dete
Turn on mains water at stopcock rent to intruders. This is the information
Wait 30 minutes before switching on provided by the Police Crime Prevention
water/immersion heaters Officers.
Check for leaks. If you find a leak switch off
the mains water at stopcock and contact
your landlord.
All Properties:
Check all doors and windows in the house,
garage and any sheds are securely fas-
tened.
If you intend to empty the fridge and turn it
off, you must defrost it first and leave the
door open whilst it is switched off. This pre

TUITION FEES
By Lucy Andrews
VP Societies & Culture
Two weeks ago Barefacts reported on the
national NUS March for Education high-
lighting the importance placed on the stu-
dent movement and its fight against
tuition fees.
On the way to the march the Surrey stu-
dents on the coach were urged to write to
their MP’s about the issue, and this week
responses have been received on the
issue:-
“Thank You for your letter in support of
the NUS Campaign for a better deal for
students. As you may know, the
Conservative party opposed the abolition
of the student grant, and we have no
plans to implement top-up fees in higher
education.
faster than the HEFCE grant, allowing
more resources to be spent on students,
but this would enable universities in this
country to appeal more strongly to their
alumni.
On a recent visit to the United States, our
Select Committee was most impressed
by the success of both independent and
state funded universities in obtaining sig-
nificant additional resources from those
who had benefited from their university
experience. In some cases, donations
from alumni were contributing as much as
one-third of the annual operating costs of
the institutions concerned. Because this
is an entirely voluntary effort, where typi-
cally those who are most successful con-
tribute the most it is equitable and
enables those institutions to come very
generously with the financial needs of the
less well off student members.

As a member of the all-party Commons Finally, as regards top up fees, I have

Education Select Committee, as well as
your local MP, I am very aware of the
financial problems faced by students
today. This Government has, frankly,
made a mess of its reorganisation of uni-
versity funding. The recently announced
increase in grants to our Universities
does not reflect the full amount which is
now being taken from students in extra
charges. Nor has the Government real-
ized the impact of the new system on the
least well-off applicants.
The next Conservative government will
implement the most ambitious change in
the funding of Universities ever proposed
in this country. We will endow institutions
who meet our criteria, which will include
their plans for easier access for poorer
students, so that those universities will be
freed from the financial constraints of the
HEFCE grant system. Not only would we
expect their endowment income to grow
argues forcefully that these are quite
unnecessary, if we simply reorganize the
current student loan system on more effi-
cient lines. It is a scandal that in the first
year of the current tuition fee system, the
Government extracted an additional £150
million from students then lost the same
amount in the course of selling a propor-
tion os its student loan portfolio to the
banks.” (Nick St Aubyn MP)
So the MP for Guildford has pledged that
should his party regain power he would
fight against fees, but this still begs the
question of what will happen now? Fees
are already being paid, and top-up fees
are still very much a contentious yet immi-
nent threat. Don’t let the fight be forgotten
– write to your MP, lobby those in power –
and one day education truly be free for all.
 6 Elections
Sabbatical Elections 2001
“Reach for the stars, climb
every mountain….” Become a
sabb?
For those of you who aren’t clear about the
exact purpose of the Students’ Union, hope-
fully this article will help put things into per-
spective. Every student at this University will
have a different view of USSU and how it
affects their lives, but all have one thing in
common: All have the automatic right to
membership.
Whilst you might find the odd bar here and
there, maybe a band playing sometimes, or
a disco going on, take away the entertain-
ments, bars, and pool tables and you’ll still
have a Students’ Union.
Don’t worry; I’m not about to spout politics at
you! The Union’s not about party politics -
it’s a democracy run for students by stu-
dents, facilitating representation, training,
academic advice, information, publications,
co-ordination of clubs, societies, and ameni-
ties. But all this can’t happen by itself; which
is where the Sabbatical team step in.
Every year a team of six Sabbatical Officers
is elected by cross-campus ballot, (in which
all full members are entitled to vote), and
each is elected to be responsible for a dif-
ferent aspect of Union life. It’s a full-time
post held as a “year out” either during or
after completion of studies. Below are some
details about the positions available.
Typical responsibilities held by all sabbs
include representing the student population
on various University committees, as well as
on a local and national scale through work
with and support from the NUS (National
Union of Students). Together or individually,
they tackle issues affecting students as and
when these arise, providing contact and
integration for all student groups, ensuring
the objectives of the Union are met.
07/12/00
ing
So why be a Sabb?
Well, to fully answer that you’ll have to Vice-President Education and
speak to some people who’ve tried! Being a Welfare
sabbatical officer puts you in a place to real- This position deals with academic affairs
ly influence things and tackle the problems and appeals and also personal and confi-
you faced as a student. If you’re concerned dential matters. This involves sitting on erly and that every group is equally repre-
about the way the Union’s run or the issues many university committees and being a sented within the Union Structure
facing students, if you feel you can really good listener.
make a difference at University or national
Vice-President Sports
level, then it’s definitely worth standing for Vice-President Finance and Having an overseeing of all sports clubs can
election. Development
Being a sabb is a great learning experience: be a logistical nightmare. Have you made
Sorting out budgets can be hard work. sure the coach to take the Men’s fifths to
it’s about making sure the student perspec-
Making sure clubs and societies stick to Brighton is ordered? … or was it Portsmoth?
tive is put forward (and listened to!); it’s
them is even harder. Also being involved in
about teamwork, a lot of work, campaigning,
the commercial side of USSU through chair- Luke Mackenzie
networking, meetings, support, education,
ing Finance and Services Committees.
trying to make an impact - oh, and beer
prices...
Vice-President Societies and Culture
If you’re thinking of standing for election or Making sure all the societies function prop-
just want to know more, please just come
along and talk to any of the existing Sabbs;
we’ll be more than happy to help!
Election nomination packs are available
from USSU reception from Monday of week
15 with information on what you have to do
to get involved.
You can stand for the following positions.
President
They have overall control of not only the
non-commercial aspects of USSU but also
its commercial affairs. The President sits on
all the major University committees and is
the direct link between the Union and
Senate house.
Vice-President Communications and
Marketing
Barefacts is one of the prime media tools of
the USSU and in this position you become
the editor. A lot of late nights are involved
putting the paper together but have the joy
of seeing the end result published – as long
as you can make enough money in advertis-
07/12/00 Music News & Reviews 7
Robbie “No matter how smart you think you Dec were left red faced and forced to make

Music are or I think I am the only people who are

winning this are the press.” Robbie finished
by saying he was “really pleased that I’ve
a quick apology during the show and mums
and dads across the nation were left with a
lot of explaining to do.
Damon Albarn has confessed to being a
stereotypical student when he was in his
early twenties as he was arrested “a lot”
spoken too him, I’m really pleased I’ve seen mainly for being “drunk and disorderly”.

News him.”

Those of you who were up early enough on

The ongoing feud between Robbie Williams
and Liam Gallagher has ended. In an inter-
view on Radio One Robbie admitted the
months of childish bickering was “really silly”
and they have now “patched up our differ-
ences”. According to Robbie the pair
“bumped into each other” earlier in the week
and it was “really nice to see him and I wish
them both (Liam and Nicole Appleton) the
best of luck.” Liam apparently said to
Saturday morning may have witnessed the
former Guns N’ Roses guitarist Slash swear
on the children’s TV show CD:UK. The rock
legend started spouting the word “fucking”
during his interview with Cat Deeley whilst
talking about being bitten by his pet snakes.
Slash also went on to talk about performing
sex acts in a bar. CD: Uk were forced to cut
short the interview and Slash has been edit-
ed out of the highlights. Presenters Ant and
Marilyn Manson is causing more controversy
this week because of a special edition film
included with copies of his recent album
‘Holy Wood (in the shadow of the valley of
death). The film is reported to include a
three-minute movie of an autopsy of Marilyn
himself and viewers have been warned that
“with added twists and turns the autopsy is
not for the weak stomached individuals.”
The Catholic League of America has called
for a boycott on the album because they
claim Manson is “at war with Christ.” And his
mum said he was such a nice young boy.
Speaking in an interview with Q magazine
the Blur front man announced “I once got
arrested on Peckham High Street for dis-
mantling a Besisha beacon and walking
down the middle of the road with it stuck on
a scaffolding pole. And I narrowly escaped
arrest after trying to change the hands on the
clock at the top of the tower on New Cross
Town Hall.” That’s nothing Damon, this one
time me and my mate we found this JCB dig-
ger and………
Simon Robinson

Who Will Be Christmas Number One?

‘Tis the season to be jolly, and also the season for the usually flat broke music journalist fraternity to take their final pay packet to William Hill and stick it on the grand national of the
music calender - the Christmas number one. If you feel like sticking your lucky fiver in this time around let me show you the best that’s on offer. Andrew Thomas
Main Runners
Westlife 1.33/1
Five nice young men who sing
nice little songs with crucial
granny-mother-daughter appeal.
Another ballad no doubt, and
another chronic saccharine no tal-
ent waste of pocket money a cer-
taintly. You’ll make about £1.60
profit on this but as far as a dead
cert can go then this is it.
Eminem 4.50/1
The critics choice and two fingers
to the Westlife crowd. But it’s
released a good few weeks before performance that fellow BB “artist”
the all important chart and will
probably sit pretty at the top until
then. £22.50 profit would be nice,
but if you do place your bet pray
Mr Mathers goes to court or
something and delays the release
by a fortnight.
Bob the Builder 6/1
Voiced by Neil Morrissey this fol-
lows in the grand tradition of Mr
Blobby, The Teletubbies, and The
Tweenies. But it’s quite catchy
and should do well. If every under
5 wants a copy in their stocking
then you could be onto a tidy £30.
Craig (Big Brother) 6/1
Possibly the most appalling “sea-
sonal” single out, this was original- as good as ‘Overload’ as well and
ly penned for mr mistletoe and
wine himself, Cliff Richard. It’s for
charity but that alone won’t save
this from a only marginally better
Nicole - whose single, ‘The
Game’, charted in the low 70s a
month back.
Robbie Williams 9/1
Cheeky chump Williams has
nicked the string arrangement
from ‘I Will Survive’ and burbled other tunes and would be a good
over it just like in ‘Rock DJ’. bet if it wasn’t for the fact her
Definite big hit but it’s not very guarenteed number one status
Christmassy. has been somewhat tarnished by
“Lucky” barely scraping the top
Outside Chancers five.
Sugar Babes 13/1 Vinnie Jones 26/1
Well....it would be funny wouldn’t
The track’s called ‘New Year’ and
it even mentions the C word it!
(that’s ‘Christmas’ btw). Is almost
Melanie C 26/1
my personal tip. £65 if people “A small bit of change is all that I
come to their senses in time. give, but how will that help when
you’ve got nowhere to live...”, Mel
The Wombles 17/1 C’s lyrically challenged ode to the
If this stiffs at 32 then I won’t be homeless has more chance of
becoming the theme tune to Who
crying, the evil vermin cancelled
playing at our mighty union leav- Wants To Be A Millionare.
ing us with a flipping Abba tribute
Oxide & Neutrino 26/1 same
band, bastards!
Bo selecta! Christmasssss time
Britney Spears 23/1 ends in a rhyme, rhy, rhy, rhy, rhh-
“Stronger” sounds just like all her
hhyyyymmmmme. Unlikely.
Girl Thing 34/1
If the real thing can’t beat Westlife
in an albums battle what hope
have this motley crew got?
Ant & Dec 41/1
Let’s get ready to rumble!!! Even
they don’t like their singles any-
more.
B*Witched 101/1
£5 in, £505 out. Can’t be a bad
deal, I mean, they’re dead certs
since they’ve played our union -
just look at the Baha Men for the
“Surrey Effect”. My advice, get
hundreds of mates to bet at the
time and then hunt out bar-
gain bucket singles of “To You I
Belong”!

stunned us all with her new single that con-

tains soulful vocals with R&B vibes. Fans
Single of the Week
Singles will love it, for the rest us we’ll be putting
more copies of Bodyguard onto the fire.
3/10 S.R. GOODSTAFF
(Libellous Vinyl)
- Pathfinder

BIRDIE – Such A Sound (It Records)
Winters approaching and Birdie are prepar-
ing us by providing a slice of “Autumnal
melancholia”. Blistfully combining Deborah
Wykes sweet vocals with French Avant-
garde backing music new single ‘Such A
Sound’ will leave you feeling nice and cosy
by that log fire with your High Llamas and
Bele and Sebastian tracks alongside. Be
careful though too much could lead to hiber-
nation. 6/10 S.R.
WHITNEY HOUSTON – Heartbreak Hotel
(Arista)
Well what a surprise the queen of R&B has
BON JOVI - Thankyou For Loving Me
(Mercury)
Johnny used to work on the docks, but then
he got signed, sucked corporate cock, now
he’s lost, oh so lost… Ballads come out
every day, they’re nothing great, but they’re
okay, oh okayeeay, in an obvious way... John
tries to hold on, to what he’s got, it makes lit-
tle difference if it sounds good or not... Oh,
your sound I used to bear, but, whoah-ho
this hasn’t got a prayer. 1/10 A.T.
Rrrrrock! But not in the nu-styling of
America’s least wanted. No, this is
indie rock. The generation gap
between fresher and final year. The
grand britrock divide. A hammering
cut of half shouted vocals, fuzzbox
abuse, and clattering drums
recorded in a shed. Anthemic cho-
rus and obligatory quiet bit in the
middle included, ‘Pathfinder’ is all
your “alternative” night needs
wrapped up in a tidy three minutes.
9/10 A.T.

YOUNG GODS - Second Nature

Album of the Week
Albums
(Intoxygene)
Swiss band: Young Gods have been around
for quite a while. Their music is difficult to
SWELL - Feed E.P. categorise; they rely heavily on samples to
(Beggars Banquet) create dramatic sounding songs. Guitars are
‘Feed’ is the new seven track notable only by there absence. Electronic and the opinion ‘Second Nature’ is gash.
EP from swell. The musical sounds and annoying foreign vocals are two 3/10 A.R.
style is laid back groove rock, consistent aspects of ‘Second Nature’. The
sounding like ‘Grandaddy’ or Young Gods should be applauded for their
‘Gomez’. The harmonies are brave approach to song writing, for this they
superb especially on deserve credit. ‘Laisser Couler (le son)’ is
‘Someday always comes’, excellent; a great bass line is used to under- This weeks reviews brought to you by:
which is a great acoustic pin ethereal sounding vocals. Opening track Andrew Thomas, Alex Rajkovic, Simon
number. There are a couple and single ‘Lucidogen’ on the other hand Robinson. (There were more but a “techni-
of good tracks here, including sounds cheap and overly noisy. The Young cal fault” prevented their appearance).
‘Glad to be Alone’ but there’s Gods have started singing in English to gar-
little real appeal and their ner more appeal, here’s a tip: don’t bother,
sound seems to be lacking whatever language you sing in you’re still
something. 6/10 N.M. rubbish! After listening all the way through I
had gained two things: a terrible headache
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Picture Quiz
Have a look at the picture board to the left
and write down the names of those in the
photos. The answers will be revealed at

Thursday 14th December

Main Union 7:30pm
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Call Pest Control!
Lab Rat / Near Distant @ Kingston Peel, 28/11/00
Having finally made our way past the Peel’s overly enthusi-
astic door staff, we got in just in time to see Surrey band
Near Distant strike up their first song. Combining Emo and
more traditional rock influences (with more than a subtle hint
of Deftones), Near Distant left the admittedly rather sparse
crowd in no doubt as to their musical ability. Some of the
songs were a little similar to each other, but there were a few
gems in their set, including “One Defining Moment” featuring
Andrew Thomas meets the UK underground’s leading indiepop princesses...
A number one single in the indie chart, a
top five indie album, a national tour, and
their gig broadcast live on Radio 1. Life
has indeed been hectic for the Lancaster
four piece who only a year ago were low
down the bill in a Camden toilet.
It was at the November ‘99 Camdemonium
string of gigs that I last talked to Angelica. A
year on they look older, wiser, and more
confident than the gang of slightly nervous
teenage girls they resembled before.
Straight after soundcheck at the Wag Club in
Soho we sit down. So, what’s been the
biggest event for them since we chatted
last? Claire, “Playing Reading Festival defi-
nitely”, Holly continues, “it was a milestone,
although playing with Ash at the Astoria was
my favourite gig”. “The Astoria was a bit of
turning point”, comments Brigit, “things
weren’t clicking before then for me, but then
I saw the huge crowd and I wondered what I
had been whinging about!”. Is Reading on
the cards for next year? Brigit, “oh yes, last
time people were crowding outside the tent
to see us it was amazing, and we were up
against Rage Against The Machine on the
main stage!”. Claire,
“But the tour with “I had to play nurse,
Astrid was another
highlight”. holding Holly’s hair out
Four girls in their late the toilet whilst she
teens go on national
tour with their more spewed green bile!”
seasoned label
mates, it’s unsurprising some rock n’ roll
behaviour ensued. Claire, “We thought we’d
snap Astrid, they’re a very jingly jangly band
but they live so hardcore! Holly was sick
every night!”. Rachel, “I had to play nurse,
holding Holly’s hair out the toilet whilst she
spewed green bile!”. Bridget, “In Glasgow
we got in at 4 in the morning but my alarm
went off at 8. I’m up, I’m dressed, still drunk,
but going for breakfast!”, “‘Cos it was free!”,
Holly Bridget
Interviews
some fantastic feedback. Singer, Rob dealt with heckling
well.
Second up were death metal band Lab Rat. I think it’s fair to
say that Lab Rat’s biggest problem is going to be that no one
will tell them how bad they are since they look so very scary.
What is even more worrying is that they seem to have a
groupie who decided to form his own mosh pit single-hand-
laughs Holly. Brigit continues, “so I had
breakfast”, Rachel, “so did I, I don’t normal-
ly get up at that time but there I was with my
fried eggs...then we went back to bed and
Holly was immediately sick!”. Claire, “Astrid
are like super x rated
hardcore, we’re more
like soft core or chan-
“I want to be in
nel 5 or something”. Woman’s Weekly in the
With their success in bakery tips section!”
the indie charts do
Angelica see themselves heading to the
mainstream? “Thing is, the top 40 is more to
do with record labels and business than the
music”, states Brigit. Holly continues, “The
main charts are about fashion. We always
promised ourselves to make music that
we’re happy with, if people then like it then
great! We won’t compromise, which I know
is a bit of a cliché, but some cliches are
true”, “like an urban legend’, adds Claire,
“no, not really”, says Holly.
With the last single, ‘Take Me I’m Your
Disease’, stripping down and losing the xylo-
phones and recorders of previous releases
is this a sign of things to come? Holly puts it
down to the change in
producer and they’re
desire to, “do some-
thing summery…in
context”. What about
doing a Christmas
single? Brigit sums it
up with, “I think we’d
have to cover this old
reggae song my dad has, it goes ‘rip off, rip
off, rip off off off’!”. Holly, “I think Tweenies
will be number one, ‘Merry Tweenie
Christmas’, or something like that”, Rachel
groans, Claire adds, “No, it’ll be Craig Big
Brother with his cash in on his down syn-
drome friend, the record label will make
loads which is kind of sick really”.
December sees the launch of the official
11
edly and succeeded. They didn’t really sound like any band
who’ve ever sold any records.
It is the first time I have seen a drummer who can consis-
tently completely miss the drums. You could not have
described them as tight, since they wandered in and out of
time throughout their set. Their only two redeeming factors
were that the vocalist wasn’t bad when he stopped scream-
ing like a stuck pig and actually sung, and that the drummer
had a Medulla Nocte shirt, which is always a good thing!
Reuban Thomson
Angelica website, www.angelicahq.com,
what role can they see it playing? Brigit, “It’ll
be a source of comedy! There’s loads about
us on the web already but we’d like to put
stuff up ourselves which isn’t speculation”.
“And we’ve got an Angelica dictionary so
you can work out what all our on stage in
jokes are about”, says Rachel. “We could be
doing ourselves a bit of an injury with that”,
Holly considers, “people might start coming
to our gigs and shouting out things like ‘Let’s
all go to Quinns’!”. Brigit, “We’ll have proper their clothes on!”, laughs Claire. Holly, “there
are some dirty old men out there but there
photos unlike other band websites as well,
all doggered…”, “…no make up, no sleep, are some dirty young boys as well. Last
night we had a heckler who was just a nor-
and too much alcohol!”, laughs Rachel.
mal indie kid and he shouted the worst sex-
ual things at us”. Claire, “it’s just a hazard of
The site is also going to have MP3 down-
loads of live tracks available so what is the the job”. Holly, “just as long as they buy the
records”. So what about posing individually
Angelica view on Napster and music file
swapping? Holly, “I think it’s good in that it’s on the cover of FHM like the girls from S
Club 7 this month? Brigit, “I don’t really want
given the record industry a bit of a kick up
the arse and they to be in men’s magazines, I don’t really want
to be in magazines at all. But I guess if we
might just realise
had to then I’d want control over the pic-
how much they’re
ripping people off at
tures, what we wore, and how we looked”,
“and no pouting or leaning forward”, adds
the moment”. Brigit,
“What’s patronising
Holly. Claire, “We’d have to be together
is that bands like though, and warts and all, no airbrushing!”,
slight pause, “I want to be in Woman’s
Metallica and Elton John are complaining
the most and they’re made for life anyway”, Weekly in the bakery tips section!”.
what about the argument that their sales
may effect the signing of new acts, “hmmm, So what’s next for the band? “After tonight’s
gig, 2 hours of prime time Steve Irwin! Porn!
good point”, concedes Brigit. Claire, “I don’t
think people will stop buying records, people Cock!”, Claire enthuses. Holly, “recording
the album in January”, Brigit, “it’s going to
like to go shopping and hunting for music”.
“As long as it doesn’t affect record sales I have a much richer sound than the last one”.
A garage remix perhaps? “Maybe not this
think Napster is good as free advertising for
bands, but maybe it should be restricted so year! But I like Craig David, he’s got talent”,
says Claire, “yeah, talent for being a cock!”,
you can listen on-line but not download”,
summarises Holly. Holly exclaims. Claire, “if anyone wants to
buy me the Destinys
We’re sat in a club “I like Craig David, he’s Child album for
Christmas then please
in Soho because
Angelica are play-
got talent”, says Claire, do!”.
ing, “BlowUp”, a “yeah, talent for being a And a new single?
club night for indie
music. So why club cock!”, Holly exclaims Holly, “the next one is
nights and not nor- called ‘Liberation’”,
“but we’re still in talks about that”, adds
mal gigs? Rachel, “we play wherever we’re
told to!”. Holly, “but club nights are especial- Brigit. Rachel, “but there will be another sin-
gle as soon as possible”. “If it all goes tits up
ly good because everyone is into your kind
of music even if they haven’t heard you with the label I’ll set up my own, ‘Captain
Baps Recordings’”, laughs Claire. “You
before. I mean, in Bolton we played to a
crowd half made up of drunk townies who know that the second single you released
would have the serial number ‘Baps002’”,
just shouted stuff”. With four girls aged
between nineteen and twenty one it isn’t smirks Holly.
hard to imagine what was shouted. What
about the small following of middle aged Brigit burps, Claire teases her for, “being
old”, turning 21 the next day, Holly shrieks,
men armed with compact cameras who
seem to be at all their London shows? and Rachel tells them all off. They may be
more developed as a band but Angelica are
Claire, “they can go for it, it doesn’t bother
me in the slightest”, “at least we’ve got our still the same gang everyone wants to be
part of.
clothes on”, says Brigit, “at least they’ve got
Claire Rachel
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Horoscopes
Sagittarius Nov 23rd - Dec
21st
Have a pre-spring clean. Your
room looks like a pig sty and
your mum is coming to visit this
weekend. Sort it out.
Lucky time: 16.57
Capricorn Dec 22nd - Jan 20th
Capricorns are all lucky in luurve
this week. You’ll be fighting them
off, except for that one that you
first saw during freshers week.
Lucky time: 08.37
Aquarius Jan 21st
- Feb
Oh no, you pulled a minger! Next
time try and look past the beer
goggles and see what they really
look like.
Lucky time: 02.43
Pisces Feb 20th - Mar 20th
Aries Mar 21s t - April 20th
Look ahead to the new year and
plan your new year’s resolutions.
Try to be a bit more realistic this
year – you are not likely to marry
Liz Hurley and win a million
Big Sister
Life, Gossip, & the Universe
by Arcane Ali
pounds in one year!
Lucky time: 09.00
Taurus April 21st - May 21st
Feeling home sick? WHAT!
Lucky time: home time
Gemini May 22nd - June 21st
Spending too much of you pre-
cious time on extra curricular
activities? Time to prioritize your
tasks. Your degree should
always come first….or maybe
not.
Lucky time: 13.28
19th
Cancer June 22nd - July 23rd
Now you’ve overcome your fear
of the library and have ventured
inside it you must learn how to
read the many books it contains!
The knowledge will not just seep
into your head whilst you sit
there.
Leo July 24th - Aug 23r d
Some of you may have been
unlucky enough to have got
yourselves a girl/boyfriend last
week. You had better save some
money up quick cos they’ll be
wanting something nice for
Xmas.
Virgo Aug 24th - Sept 23r d
After eating all those cola bottles
last week you’re not feeling too
well today. Just blame your vom-
iting on copious amounts of alco-
hol.
Lucky time: 23.25
Libra Sept 24th - Oct 23rd
I will share with you my secret
for exam success. The night
before your exam put the rele-
vant text books/files under your
pillow (you don’t have to use all
of them) and then drift off to
sleep. It works for me every time.
Lucky time: 17.36
Scorpio Oct 24th - Nov 22nd
Get your head in some books
this week. Exams are looming
and this time you can’t get away
with bribing you lecturer.
Lucky time: 12.03
13
LIFE AFTER
THE
WOMB
by Rich W
Ahhh, Christmas – that fabulous time of year when Woolworths advertise
mammoth amounts of shite through the medium of television and every-
one has the “spit or swallow?” debate regarding the consumption of
Brussel sprouts (…and if Brussels didn’t want the bloody things, why did-
n’t they just throw them out instead of giving them to everyone else?
They may have thought they were being nice, but instead have persecut-
ed generations of kids who have had to consume at least one a year –
causing not only unpleasant taste sensations but plenty of emotional dam-
age as well. There we go – a perfectly good reason to reject the idea of a
unified Europe: they gave us sprouts).
Anyway, I’m sorry to have to say this, but Christmas really doesn’t do it for
me; in fact, I could positively do without it. The “season of good will” it
may be, but it is also the season of exams, bad weather and so much
darkness you’d be forgiven if you thought the sun had pissed-off on holi-
day: in short, not what I’d call ‘good’. That, together with the fact you
have to spend at least one entire day with your family suggests to me
Christmas may actually be the worst time of the year.
Now, call me Scrooge or Grinch if you want (to be honest, it’d be an
improvement on the wanker/extremist label I’m getting used to) but that’s
the way I feel, and even though it’s me, I’m entitled to an opinion. It was-
n’t always this way, though, so I thought I’d try to pin-point what it was that
caused my disillusion with the “snowy season”. ( I say ‘snow’, though not
having seen any at Christmas for the past few years or so, I feel I should
replace it with ‘rain’. Poor old Bing Crosby – he must have been asleep
for fucking ages).

The biggest news this week has
to be us! Boa and Asp here, tak-
ing over from those naughty
fairies. We’ve been slithering
around all week, tongues flicking,
picking up the sent of your
juice….. So the hols are
approaching, and with you lot all
filled with special Xmas cheer,
have you been behaving as dis-
gracefully as ever? We’ve been
winding ourselves around this
weeks gossip, ever present to
detect your momentary blips of
sanity…..
The infamous BB's been up to
her old tricks again, proving her-
self to be not only obsessive but
also truly psychotic. There have
been mood swings and tantrums
galore this week as the 'so many
men, so little time' saga contin-
ues. Our advice? Lock up your
pets - and keep your men on a
tight leash too (always good fun
anyway we find.....!).
Groover R you sly nutta you!
Were you as impressed with your
fella's performance on Friday
night as we were? We do hope
so, as we wouldn't want you
using any of those fancy kicks on
him.
And what's this we hear about
the ski team? The ice cube game
proving itself to be a true ten ton
polar bear, Tiny was in true form
as more advanced terrain was
investigated.... Naughty Nurse #2
was seemingly satisfied with his
efforts, despite the image his
name conjures up. Remember,
it's not the size of the ship.....
On that topic - Unicorn, what are
you playing at? What happened
to K, or are you just testing out
your sea legs?
Back to the ski team, apparently
Bunsen has been ‘setting light’ to
intermediates – lucky them. You
know honey, you can stroke our
snakes any time!
It has come to our attention that
a certain foreign fresher was so
unimpressed with our home
grown totty that he felt the need
to go all the way back to
Denmark to find some! What’s
the matter – aren’t our English
lasses good enough for you? Or
maybe their standards are just to
high….
But wait – an update : The
Danish attempt rewarded with
utter failure, the intrepid explorer
returned to satisfy his urges with
none other than a true Brit!
Realisation, or desperation?
Good on ya’ boy! Better late than
never, we suppose.
Big Bad G – all that chocolate in
one day?! What are you going to
do for the next 18? Guess you’ll
have to buy a new calendar –
and while you’re at it why don’t
you get one for Anna? The poor
girl's been pining her daily treats
for years. Go on, let the
Christmas Spirit guide you
through.
Well – that’s it for this week.
Remember – we’re watching
you, and we can coil up in places
so you’ll never know we’re
there…. If you’ve got any fresh
blood for us, we’re keeping Tinks
and Winks’ address, no point in
messing with tradition. Contact
us on : gorgeous_babe69@hot-
mail.com
So what was the cause? Well, it certainly wasn’t the revelation that
Father Christmas doesn’t exist. No, it was more to do with me not receiv-
ing the red Octomus Prime as a present the same year that Transformers
were cool (they were, after all, ‘Robots in Disguise’). Instead, my parents
thought it more beneficial to give me a knitted jumper with a picture of him
on it. Needless to say, I wasn’t a grateful beneficiary (although, if I knew
the state of the world at that early stage of life, I may have been more
grateful – you know, donated it to Oxfam or something).
So there we go: that’s the reason. Oh, and the fact I have no friends and
so don’t get anything anyway.
But that’s not what it’s all about, is it? It’s about family, celebration and
generally having a good time. As we all know, though, it doesn’t work that
way and ultimately, it comes down to the bloody television, which, if we’re
all honest, is worse than it is when we’re supposed to be revising.
I mean – the Queen? Who really wants to be listening to her babble on
when you’ve just polished off half a turkey and four bottles of wine?
(Apart from royal watchers – but they don’t count). As I see it, there are
only two ways that that particular situation can be remedied: 1) she wears
a little lacy number that says “come and get it here, Big Boy” on the
crutch, which, I think you’ll agree, is not only unlikely, but relatively
unpleasant as well. (‘Relatively’ in that my mother could wear the afore-
mentioned garment, making the Queen appear somewhat attractive, if
that’s possible). 2) She could spice it up a little and be a bit ‘risqué’ with
what she says. For example, instead of singing the praises of world aids
day, she should tell everyone to go and shag like rabbits and not worry
about the consequences. Or perhaps she should get everyone to follow
her lead and strangle wild pheasants for a Christmas Day laugh (‘better
than pulling crackers’, she could say). Or maybe she should advocate the
use of illegal substances to liven up the after-dinner chit-chat, adding that
herself and Phil are doing a line of Charlie as soon as she finishes her
speech..

Personals
- never trust the mad ginger one....you
know it aint true - she'll make up anything
to create a stir!!!
- Hansel and Gretelson-ya in Blackwater 3
- sorry to disappoint. We will get the hors-
es in to keep you occupied next time!!!
- Bern - it was just a joke..but it made you
famous!
- Room 9, Blackwater 3 - our orgasms
beat yours!!
- Where are you Toniiiiiii?
- Orgasmic girls seek Swedish horses
(love Or-G girls)
- Latvian final year-girl...whazup????
- BW3/9 for continued phone sex and
maybe more dial LEARS
- Wey 4 - you have the biggest heads
ever...as if we are looking at
YOU!!..there are better looking people
below you!!
- Randy Mandy - stop w**king - next time
BW3 will catch you in the act!
- Mr Shoe...Aye!
- Wey 4 - the water joke's run dry...try
something new...if your little brains can
manage it!
- David - Miss Bounty's waiting to be taken
to a higher place...Paradise!
- here r u Shaimalee.... call the mushroom.
- Val Perfect - Rumpurs...Rumours - Val
Perfect; is there a connection ?
- Sat 9th Dec, 6pm, LGBT soc (lesbian,
gay bisexual, trans) social meeting, e-mail
LGB_surrey@hotmail.com for details
- 21 gay men seek 21 gay women for LGB
soc (but anyone else welcome). e-mail
LGB_surrey@hotmail.com for details.
(we're not a bunch of queens…honest!)
- THERE'S NOTHING QUITE LIKE A
CLEANLY SHAVED SCROTUM SPUG-
GY!!! - HIGH SPEED... LOW DRAG!!!
- Cowboy looking for his cowgirl (specimen
A), meet by the Photo Booth in the Union
Friday 15th 10:00 pm, Ladies ONLY,c u
there. SC
- To the girl who likes to bounce: forget
about the sausage, come and get BIG
BOYS Cumberland
- Playin' it cool for the Twins - 24/7
- PLAYERS FC 5 BATTYSEA PUNKS 3
- dietitians seem to like carrots far too
much, maybe thats because they dont like
the spanish enough!!
- the angel is a naughty one, arn't they
ment to be good around this time of year?
- some people let exam stress get to them
far too much, I thinkthe person who has
taken the spoon should give it back before
an explosion happens
- Dept Ed- remember why your here? its
'ma' not 'bf','gu' or 'uf'!
- When will Johnny be invited?
- Period 3 implies chaos, obviously, its fun-
damental!
- RW tops Nigel Thin's league - thanks all
- Wog, thanx 4 the present. You're the
best!! But why won't you tell the truth? You
love him too!! Thanx again, love
Gaynor!!xx
- Tim - keep your hands off MY Woggy!!!
- Anyone fancy a turkey sandwich? House
65 I love you all, I'll miss u next term, lots
of love, Debs xxxxx
- Er, Tim, the kitchen is not the place for
your willy!
Ok, so it’s a little dodgy to get the Queen to advocate drug use, but at
least it would make the afternoon go with a bit of a kick, wouldn’t it?
Or maybe it’s not possible – maybe Christmas is meant to be more like
suffering for every year you get older: as a little kid, you can’t get to sleep
for the excitement; as an adult you can’t get to sleep for the debt and as
an OAP you can’t get to sleep because you’re too cold and can’t afford
your gas bill – at this point in my life, it certainly doesn’t flick my switch.
And so we come to the end. As I understand it, the BBC are planning to
screen “Titanic” as it’s big Christmas film…(wow, with that and the adjust-
ed Queen’s speech, ITV haven’t a chance)….which I think is perfect,
because that film symbolises exactly the nature of Christmas: no matter
how much money you spend, how much effort you put in and how much
hype you expose yourself to, you know that ultimately the bloody thing is
going to sink, and you can’t do a thing about it – it will always end in
tears.
So, ridicule me if you think I’m cynical, and agree with me if you don’t
fancy a day at home with your entire family either. Whichever way you
swing, have a good break, and I’ll see you next semester.
14 Lifestyle 07/12/00

Dr Russ
Dear Russ

Although I am only in my first year, I wondered whether

there was anything I could be doing to prepare for my
career well in advance?

Dear Elena

This is one of those questions where the answer could easily fill the
whole of a Bare Facts issue! However, I will try to break down my
reply into three chunks for simplicity.

If you think of your time loosely dividing into academic study, employ-
ment and free time, then the activities which fill those times can have a
critical influence on your choice of career. It goes without saying that
the way you feel about your degree between now and when you grad-
uate is highly significant. Fortunately, since courses at Surrey are so
vocational, you can at least anticipate using your degree directly in
your future work if you want to. If, when the time approaches, you
want to do something different, then that option is also open to you.

Your choice of employment over the next two or three years, particular-
ly if you take a year out, is likely to add greatly to your knowledge of
careers as well as developing your work-related skills at the same
time. Employment experience can also provide opportunities to meet
people doing jobs different from yours. Why not seize the opportunity
to speak to as many of them as you can to find out what they think
about their work.

Finally, the way you spend your free time can have quite an influence
on your future. For example, you may want to develop one of your
interests or use a particular skill once you graduate. The classic
example is someone who leads a team or chairs a society and then
decides to try for a career in management. You don't need to be a
genius to appreciate that employers who were thinking of recruiting
trainee managers would be more interested in students with that sort
of experience. 30AA21, 17.30
AGM’s
So I guess the message is, try to go through the next couple of years Sci
Sci fi
fi AGM
AGM
with one eye on the present and one eye on the future. Although grad- Chess
Chess AGM
AGM
11th December 18th January 2001
uation may seem a long way off at the moment, nearly everything you 6pm, BB Common Room
do between now and then can affect what you do afterwards. 7pm, LTK

Russ Clark Photo

Photo Soc
Soc AGM
AGM Notices
Careers Service 12th December
TB 1, 6pm Friday
Friday 8th
8th December
December
The Union Cash Desk will be open between
EARS
EARS 11.00am - 1.00pm
MONEY MATTERS 15th December
Did you know that the Access funds
that the University has to help stu-
dents with money problems are par-
ticularly aimed at

Final year students

Single parents
Students with dependants
Students with special needs

So- if you fall in to one of these categories and have some financial
worries come and talk to Henry or Sue at the Student Advice and
Information Service without delay.

What happens if you don't fall into one of these groups and you have
some concerns? COME AND TALK TO US ANYWAY - WE MAY BE
ABLE TO HELP!!

Student Advice and Information

Service,(SAIS)
Wey Flat 2, Surrey Court,
Telephone 01483 879261
E-mail student advice@surrey.ac.uk
07/12/00
Cheerleading
By Luke Hickey
As any self-respecting fan of Clueless will
testify, there are three basic criteria which
have to be fulfilled for somebody to be a
cheerleader. Firstly, you must be very good
looking; secondly, you must have a good
body; and finally you must abide in a suit-
able geographical location. So do I qualify?
with ease on all counts.
Having passed the first test, I wander
along to a stunts training session, and was
amazed to see that there were almost as
many men there as women. Chief
Cheerleader, Wendy Pinney, explains,
“More and more men are taking up the
sport in this country. In America there cur-
rently are as many men taking part as
women and in most cases the cheerlead-
ers train harder and for longer than the
sportsmen they are cheering for.”
Stunts training is relatively new here, the
squad have only be practising for about a
month, so the moves are fairly basic so far.
Generally any moves I was involved in
went horribly wrong, I’m not renowned for
my sense of balance, but the rest of the
display went very well. Most of the stunts
currently involved climbing into different
pyramid-type formations and can look very
spectacular. Wendy particularly wants any
gymnasts, frustrated at the lack of opportu-
nity here to perform, to join the stunts
group.
Next came the dance squad, a slight injury
forced me to sit this one out, but I was still
Try Its
treated to a display from the slightly deplet-
ed squad. The performance of there dance
was good and an original one choreo-
graphed by the cheerleaders themselves.
I can’t really see myself taking up cheer-
leading but can see the appeal to both
men and women. New members can join
any or all of the three squads (cheer,
dance and stunts). There is ambition in the
team to enter national competitions in the
near future. In the words of Wendy,
“Cheerleading is the most fun you can
have at university”.
Tuesday 6:30pm - 7:30pm Hall (Stunt
Squad)
Wednesday 5:30pm - 6:30pm Tap Room
(Unisport) (Cheer and Dance Squads)
Sunday 9am - 10am Hall (Dance and Stunt
Squads)
Christian Union
By Luke Hickey
And now, as the saying goes, time for
something completely different. If I were to
say to you the words ‘Christian Union’,
what images would appear in your mind?
Well, like them, hate them or not give a
monkeys either way; the CU are one of the
biggest societies in the University.
I wandered along to one of their Thursday
evening meetings and came across a very
welcoming environment. The meeting
began, as you would probably expect, with
prayers, as people were encouraged to
present their own invocations to God out
loud. Then came a total of five hymns,
only they weren’t hymns like I remember
from my childhood, they were more
upbeat, slightly evangelical in style.
Unfortunately, my lack of singing ability
didn’t quite match that of some of the lead-
ers (sorry to anybody who was within
earshot of my howling). The hymns were
interspersed with impromptu prayers from
some of the prayer leaders. Many people
also began waving their hands in the air in
joyful celebration of the chance to be
there, something I found to be fairly surre-
al, but uplifting never-the-less.
15
After the prayer, came the talk from a visit-
ing speaker, on Prayer and Fasting. The
talk must have lasted for about an hour in
the end by the speaker managed to cap-
ture my attention with ease for the whole
time. After the talk came a further hymn
and prayer, after which the meeting was
brought to an end.
CU President, Keith Porthouse, spoke
afterwards of CU not just being for
Christians, “We welcome any Christians of
any denominations, as well as non-
Christians.” He also welcomes new mem-
bers to get involved in the society as much
or as little as they like.
For the first half of my time with the CU, I
found myself to be very self-conscious; not
wanting to be recognised by anybody
walking past Rushes, not wanting to be
associated with this CU lot. That was then
proceeded with a sense of shame, I am a
Christian, why should I be ashamed to
admit this. I can’t really see myself being a
regular attender of CU meetings but still
found the time I spent there refreshing,
and very informative.
Thursdays 7.30pm Rushes
 SURREY PRIDE
S URREY S TINGERS S PORTS P ROFILE :
This BCAFL game was billed as a tight defensive battle from the outset as Surreys productive offense ran into
the previously unbreached UEA defense, and the Stingers "Swarm" defense faced an under productive Pirates
attack.
F ENCING
It all started way off the script however as the visiting Stingers fired out of the starting blocks. UEA took the Warm up…
opening kick off and were closed down by the Swarm - DE's James Sheppard and Gary Duarte leading the way.
Taking over at there own 40yd line QB Ashley Heath engineered a strong well balanced drive to Andy Smythes Name & age: David Haddon, 18
32yd Field Goal and a 3-0 lead off the first drive.
The Swarm shut UEA down again and this time QB Heath went one better hitting rookie WR James Hancock Nickname: Mad Dave
with a 12yd scoring pass after another fine drive which included a vital 3rd down catch by Ollie Tomlinson.
Smythes PAT try was wide and the Stingers lead 9-0. Best feature: Bitch Master
UEA were struggling to get anything going on Offense and were further hampered when their American QB Powers
was ejected from the game for throwing a punch. Their Offense was stopped again - this time as a result of the
first of 2 interceptions by Luke Thomas. The Stinger offense by contrast was on fire at this point and it was the What you look for in a man or
hot hand of QB Heath that found WR Windsor Hayes for a 35yd touchdown. The extra point was blocked and women: Subservience
after only 3 possesions Surrey led 15-0.
UEA had to call on their star receiver Ian Burchett to fill the gap under center and he then engineered a fine Availability: You will be avail-
drive which culminated in a short yardage Touchdown for Martin Jolly and with the extra point added the score able on demand!
stood at 15-7 at half time.
The second half lived up to the pre -match billing with strong hard defensive play from both teams. UEA had
two good scoring opportunities but were foiled by the second interception from Luke Thomas and a Fumble 110%…
recovery by Gary Duarte after he had forced the ball free himself. The Stingers offense struggled to rediscov-
er the first half form despite tough running from Andy Smythe who was also productive in the passing attack. Favourite position (this ques-
There was however no further scoring from either side. tion applies to relevent sports
Both teams suffered injuries in an uncompromising but clean battle for this key divisional result. The worst only – no innuendo intended Mad Dave?
was Surrey LB Quintain McEntaggart who suffered a broken arm - the spirit of the Swarm defense was illus- honestly): Going down fighting
trated as McEntaggart had to be removed from the game by the coaching staff having declared himself able to
play initially after the injury. Best thing about your sport: Getting mad
The Stingers now move up to 2-1 and must travel again next week - this time to Cardiff who narrowly pipped
them for a play off spot last year. Worst thing about your sport: Not getting mad

Passing :- A Heath 7 of 13 for 103yds 2TD Best single moment in your sporting life: Beating Stella, nothing to do
Receiving :- A Smythe 3 for 32yds, W Hayes 1 for 35yds 1TD, with fencing, she was just naughty.
J Hancock 2 for 16yds 1TD, O Tomlinson 1 for 15yds
Rushing :- A Smythe 9 for 41yds Ultimate sporting dream: To meet the six fingered man and avenge my
L Thomas 8 for 21yds father’s death.
J Glover 1 for 7yds
A Heath 1 for 3yds Worst injury: Damage to beard
B d'Anyangwe 2 for 3yds
S Opeloyeru 1 for 0yds Sporting idol: Geoff Capes
Punts :- LThomas 3 for 80yds (33 long)
A Heath 3 for 38yds (35 long) Most embarassing sporting moment: Getting beard caught in mask.
Kick Offs :- A Smythe 4 for 155yds ( 65 long)
Total Offense :- Passing 7-13 for 103yds, Rushing 22 for 75yds Tip: Use the force, very forcefully!
Defense Tackles :- J McLees 2U 3A
J Sheppard 5U 3A Hidden aspects to your sport: Come and play with me if you want to
G Duarte 3U 2A + 1 Sack know!
R Gayle 2A
L Thomas 2U = 2 Interceptions
J Glover 2U 2A Cool down…
Q McEntaggart 3U
K Parker 2U 1A Worst fear: Haircut
T Burton 1U
P McDonald 1A Chancellors or Roots: You can’t beat a good root.
D Skinner 1U
You in three words: Mad, bitch master.

F ITNESS T IP : FAT B URNING

Did you know that the optimum time to carry out aerobic fat burning exercises in the morning, before break-
fast. If however this is not possible,, you can still get great results from doing CV in the evening. Here is a
tip though to help your burn that extra bit of fat each session. If you eat immediately after a fat burning ses-
sion your body will use the food you are consuming to replace what your body has used which will allow you
to eat what you like. If on the other hand you delay it by an hour, your body will concentrate on the fuel you
already have and breakdown stored body fat to replenish used calories from the session. It is also worth not-
ing that drinking more water (filtered or bottled is best) will enable you to burn more fat as energy, being fur-
ther advanced if you drink less tea and coffee as the stimulant caffeine restricts fat
metabolism throughout the day.

Paul Hobrough

S PORTING VERNACULAR
More Sports Profiles; scary Fencing guy this time. Next week we have a double Badminton profile for the mag-
azine, if you want us to do one for your club all you have to do is send in a couple of profiles (photos also if
possible) and we will do the rest. Keep them all coming in everyone, we will be running out next semester after
a couple of weeks.
If you didn’t realise, it’s the Beer Festival tomorrow. Pop along to the Varsity Centre any time from 7 till 11 and
see what they have to offer.
Cheers to American Football for their report. When they put pen to paper they certainly do a good job.

Chops