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WEDNESDAY, M A R C H 28, 2018 (CLOSE ENOUGH) ARCATA, APRIL 1 – An unlikely sequence of
V OL . 5, N O 27 E ST . 2013 18 P AGES $1 events resulted in severe damage downtown last
Thursday morning as a Godzilla-sized Sofia Pereira
went on a cross-Plaza rampage.
Manila CSD purchases The mayor had been walking past Jacoby’s Store-
house sipping a quantum energy smoothie from Co-op
when she was struck by a bolt of energy leakage from a
nuclear centrifuges particularly intense Reiki session going on inside.
Not directly though – the plasma-like power
Mad RiveR Union at an undisclosed location in the
bolt first blew across the south Plaza lawn, directly
MANILA, APRIL 1 – Federal Manila Community Center.
into the McKinley Reality Distortion Field. There,
and local officials were alarmed District Manager Chris Drop
it struck a large kettle of Groundscore Stew being
to learn that the Manila Com- was mum about the centrifuges,
munity Services District has ac- saying only that “using the centri- served by Food Not Bombs. The chunky gruel was
quired nuclear centrifuges, but fuges is an enriching experience. immediately vaporized, according to witnesses, with
a district spokesman contends All options are on the table.” the energy charge passing through the acrid, ionized
that the devices are being used A boardmember, who asked stew-vapors and changing color as it ascended to
only for peaceful purposes. to remain anonymous, said “This envelope the head of William McKinley.
The February purchase of is part of our visioning process. Some say that distant, eerily giddy laughter was
two Zippe-type gas centrifuges We’ve visioned and visioned and heard as the shapeshifting energy orb seemed to lin-
came to light after a resident of visioned. Now it’s time for some ger about the bronze president’s knurled cranium,
the sandy outpost found the cen- healing enrichment.” RAMPAGE A6
trifuge purchases buried in the In other news, the district
JUST IN TIME The Ninth and H streets “Corner Inten-
Sewer Improvements budget. has agreed to sponsor a Little
tions” circle was repurposed as an energy siphon
The $8 billion centrifuges, League team called the U-238s.
to draw off the bad juju, then neutralize and right-
and a Venti-sized box of urani- “Should be lots of fun,” Drop
size the gigantified Mayor Sofia Pereira. KLH | Minion
um yellow cake, are being kept MCSD A2
Now offering
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JUST DUCKY After decades of acrimonious debate, the Arcata like Noni used to make!
City Council replaced the detested statue of William McKinley
While you get cultured and watch a play, we bathe your OLD TOWN
at the center of the Plaza with an effigy of David elley ood- ON THE PLAZA
skin in ultra violet light, giving you a crispy, sensous tan! working’s beloved mascot, Space Duck. The Mc inley statue 773 8TH ST. ARCATA, CA 95521
305 F ST. EUREKA, CA 95501
(707) 445-1912
(707) 822-1900
822-1575 • 1251 Ninth St., Arcata will be relocated to the top of the Mc inleyville Totem Pole.
Comments can be directed to David elley oodworking at
www.arcataplayhouse.org - . dkcustomdesign.com WWW.MAZZOTTIS.COM
A( PRIL F OOL )2 M AD R IVER U NION M ARCH 28, 2018
Splorch Greeble and the other picked it up for them, break-
‘Monopoly Days’
Mad RiveR Union ing the ice. They started chatting, and be-
ARCATA, APRIL 1 – Not content to let fore long the two were fast friends, agree-
grocery mega-chain Safeway monopolize ing to join forces in launching dog waste
Monopoly in the checkout line, the local into the yard of the neighbor with the loud
Murphy’s Markets are rolling the dice on band who lives behind their backyards.
their own version of the classic board game. Behind them, several shoppers had
“Murphy’s Monopoly Days,” which began formed an ad hoc support group. “I’ve been
Monday, is already filling the stores’ aisles here for three days,” said Jerry Jitters,
with customers. Even if they aren’t moving pointing at his hand basket. It contained a
through them at traditional velocity. soggy wrapper, all that remained of the ice
Under the rules, customers reaching cream sandwich he’d planned on buying
the checkstand play the game against the back during those halcyon days of Monday.
checker. If the customer wins, the con- “I miss my family,” Jitters said. “Can
tents of their shopping cart are free. you get word to them that I’m all right?”
Shoppers at the Sunny Brae store seem Others in his vicinity were getting some
to enjoy playing Monopoly in line. exercise, using the floor tiles as squares in an
“Shut up,” said customer Jonathan Pat- aisle-wide chessboard. For chess pieces, one
ton IV, his gaze trained on Park Place. The player used bottles of olive oil and the other
premier property had just gained a hotel, various brands of mayonnaise and mustard.
and as checker Angela Carr rolled her Even farther back in line, customer
dice, Patton was focused on charging ex- Mary Feinseld had made a fort of toilet
orbitant rent and driving her to financial paper 12-packs. Inside, she seemed to be
ruin so he and his Doritos could go home. reverting to childhood, dressing up jars of
As the game dragged on, customers far- spaghetti sauce and marinara as dolls.
ther back in the line made the most of the “This is Binky,” she said, cuddling a
multi-hour delay. jar of Ragu dressed in a washcloth. “She
Two warring neighbors from Panorama doesn’t like Newman’s Sockarooni. Do
Drive who normally communicate by fling- you, little Binkums?”
ing dogshit into each others’ yards found Feinseld made a face at the offending
themselves awkwardly waiting next to each jar, then, mimicking a child’s voice, she
DO NOT PASS GO Customer Jonathan Patton IV and Murphy’s Sunny Brae checker Angela Carr other. The tense silence was broken when taunted Binky’s saucy rival.
in a prolonged standoff that will determine whether he gets his groceries for free. KLH | Minion one dropped a packet of Hostess Twinkies, “Newman!” she blurted scornfully.
BirDing with
Thimble! – a journey into fine micro-dining BrotMan
Zapf Dingbat THIMBLE!
Mad RiveR Union
Location: Bret Harte Alley, within spit-
ARCATA, APRIL 1 – Those looking for ting distance of that guy who never stops
an edgy, upscale dining experience in Arcata yelling. Just follow the spit.
have a new option – a tiny restaurant with Cuisine: Minimalist
a name to match: Thimble! Located off Bret (707) 555-2846
Harte Alley in the heart of downtown yelling Thimble!Arcata.com
district, Thimble! offers hungry diners their
first taste of an innovative new style of fare. ately magnifying interest in every aspect of
“We call it ‘microcuisine’,” said Thimble! the gustatory experience.
Owner Zig Florpsnod. “Everything from soup Florpsnod said he knows it works, since
to nuts, entrees to desserts, can fit in a thim- diners just want to keep eating, even after
ble, hence our name.” gorging themselves on Thimble!’s Thumbeli-
Florpsnod pointed with pride to some fresh- PENGUIN PURGE Quick think-
na-sized dinners.
ly-plated dinners headed from the kitchen to a ing Union Ad Manager Jada
“We’ve had to rope off the potted plants,
waiting table. At each plate’s center was a min- Brotman, above right, per-
because of nibbling damage,” he said. “They forms the Heimlich Maneuver
ute portion about the size of a dime, if that. just don’t want their night at Thimble! to
“Ah, there goes another heaping helping of on an Emperor Penguin after
end.” Indeed, some of the eatery’s wallpaper the Antarctic avian began
meatloaf parmesan,” Florpsnod said. “I see they and table legs also bore visible teeth marks.
got the grain of fresh ground pepper with it.” choking on a herring while
One diner was so debilitated with sheer plea- dining at Salt Fish House.
Drinks are similarly Lilliputian, and are in- sure that she crawled across the carpet to clutch
serted directly into patron’s mouths (or eyes, if The unidentified penguin,
at Florpsnod’s ankle, pleading weakly, “Food… here on vacation from its ice
they wish) by wait staff, using an eye dropper. GEARING UP FOR GLUTTONY Thimble! chef please… something to eat…” she said faintly.
The theory of microcuisine is that the cap home, later flapped its
Stephan Eaton shovels up a heaping help- The successful restaurateur smiled. “They
tiny portions compel diners to savor each 8-ounce wings with glee and
ing as he plates the restaurant’s signature just can’t get enough,” Florpsnod said with a
mini-morsel, the minute servings proportion- referred to Brotman as “a true
Family-Pleasin’ Feed Trough. KLH | Minion satisfied grin, shaking the woman off his leg. hero, eep eep.” KLH | Minion
Corrections
Area man survives shark COSTLY COCK-UP A front page typo last
attack at Arcata City Hall week inadvertently stated that the price of
the May 21 edition was $10,000, not the ac-
tual cost of $1. The Union regrets the error,
Shunka Fourwinds and climate change – to come ashore in but not enough to issue refunds.
Mad RiveR Union search of the tasty delights now scam-
ARCATA, APRIL 1 – Recent efforts to pering about the landscape. BRAIN FART The From the Publisher col-
re-introduce indigenous animal species An unintended consequence of the umn in last week’s paper titled “I’ve got a
locally may have backfired. abundant fauna befell City of Arcata GIS high I.Q. Do you?” incorrectly stated that
The trend began not in eco-groovy Specialist Brian Kang last week, when the Union’s publisher had been admitted
Arcata, but McKinleyville, where the he suffered a shark attack at his City into the local MENSA club after he inadver-
Friends of Widow White Creek were able Hall desk. tently read the results of his IQ test upside
to re-establish a colony of Eye-Sucking “I was updating a topo map when I down, which indicated a substantially dif-
Lampreys, an aquatic species able to felt teeth sinking into my leg,” Kang said ferent result. The Union egrets the aura.
propel themselves out of the water for from his bed at Mad River Community
distances of up to 50 feet, where they Hospital. “At first I thought it might be a A COMMON MISTAKE Everything on last
suck the eyeballs out of passersby. particularly aggressive panhandler, so I week’s Calendar of Events page on B2 was
The lamprey’s return has had many reached for some pocket change.” incorrect, as the Union inadvertently pub-
positive benefits, creek activists report, But when he looked down, Kang lished the calendar page from the March
pointing to the swelling membership couldn’t help but notice that a nine-foot 13, 2009 edition of Fréttatíminn, a week-
in McKinleyville’s Low Vision Support Great White shark had clamped its jaws ly newspaper in Raykoveck, Iceland. The
Group. on his left leg. Union regrets the error.
Arcata jumps the shark Unfortunately, while staggering
Not to be outdone, Arcata picked up around to his various co-workers’ offic- RECIPE FOR REGRET Due to an editing er-
on the idea and re-introduced Grizzly es to show off the “new sidekick” affixed ror, the recipe for “Aunt Betty’s Super Rich,
bears to the Arcata Community Forest. to him, the proud GIS specialist reached Chocolately Delicious Fudge Brownies”
Arcata Main Street did its part by re- down to pet his new aquatic append- printed in the Union’s Women’s Section
leasing wolves on the Plaza during the age when the surly shark took another three weeks ago mistakenly called for im-
Farmers’ Market. chunk out of his right hand. mediately garnishing the brownies straight
While scaring off human users, the After a while, Kang began to feel weak out of the oven, before they had an opportu-
return of the wild predators the munici- from blood loss and went to the hospital. nity to cool down, with 35 pounds of riced
pally-owned woodland sparked a resur- All stitched up but bed-bound for the penguin bladders. The recipe should have
gence of other wildlife there, from opos- time being, Kang was restless, and eager stated “let the brownies cool, then shake
sums to skunks. to get away from landbound shark dan- half a cup of sugar sprinkles over the top.”
That, in turn, has led oceangoing ger and return to the safety of the ocean Our apologies to Norma Hastings, who fol-
creatures – some whose food supply has on his surfboard. lowed the recipe as instructed, as well as
Brian Kang, on the mend. Minion fiLe pHoto been disrupted by ocean acidification “This bites,” he said. “Get it?” members of the Trinidad Civic Club. Get
well soon. The Union regrets the error.
MOSQUITO FEST The ninth annual Mos- BIRTH PATROL Due to a typograhpical er-
FIELDBROOK SCHOOL PLAY The students in the heist suspect that one of them is an The play features extreme language, pro- to develop a strategy to fight the anti-plas-
of the Happy Little Cage-Free Learn- informant. All roles are performed by the fanity, violence and is not recommended tic straw lobby. Among the ideas that will
ers Montessori Free Range PreSchool in students, ages four to five, of the school, for audience members ages 17 and under. be discussed is an ordinance that would
Fieldbrook invite the community to attend except for special guest star Chris Hartley, Attendees seated in the first five rows will require restaurants to provide diners with
its production of Quentin Tarantino’s county school superintendent, who will be issued rain ponchos to protect their disposable plastic crazy straws, at least
Reservoir Dogs Saturday at 8 p.m. at the reprise the role of Joe Cabot. Joey Paloo- garments from stage blood. three per beverage. The straw enthusi-
Grange. Students, ranging in age from four ka, 5, will star as Mr. Blonde, a role he asts will also get an update on an effort to
to five years old, will tell the lively tale of has mastered over the last nine months STRAWSURGENCE Patriotic Arcata Citi- bring back styrofoam coffee cups, pagers,
a jewelry heist gone bad, and the resulting by immersing himself in the role, staying zens for Plastic Straws meets next Tues- telephone answering machines and mylar
conflicts that occur when those involved in character both during and after school. day at the home of the Union’s publisher balloons and to restore rail service.
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We’re not letting the best and mosy pettable people be persons
It’s been eight years since the U.S. Supreme Court grant-
Monetize retail theatre, or something
ed corporations a personhood that allowed such entities to
spend freely in local, state and federal elections and rough- LETTERS The City of Eureka recently surveyed North Coast res-
ly three years since corporations could practice “religious idents about the nature of digital signs. Many business
freedom” to sidestep federal regulations that allegedly ran owners likely support the ability to freely use these change-
counter to their faith – as in, no birth control insurance every-few-minutes eye-catchers in hope of attracting new
coverage for Hobby Lobby employees. customers.
It’s past time for similar – or even expanded – person- Rather than using more electricity and heightening
hood to be granted to the canine population. I’m sure my what some would define as urban blight, why not create
Maltese Myron would happily contribute a portion of his elevated stages where newly hired employees could act out
treat fund to support a candidate that promises to bring a the businesses’ messages.
dog to the White House. It’s also important to note his “free Fast food restaurants could set up a “Last Supper” tab-
to run” religion includes a strongly held belief in untethered leau where the Prince of Princes and his co-horts were
access to beaches, parks, open space and other public places. enjoying a wide sample of the restauranter’s offerings or
If we can grant personhood to the likes of Eli Lilly Phar- clothing companies could have a constantly changing run-
maceutical, the Roman Catholic Church and Exxon Mobil, way of their recently acquired togs.
why not Myron, Exeter, Polly and the many other furry Such a concept would not only increase jobs on the
persons who daily demonstrate the heart of being a person North Coast, but would draw in customers and certainly
– love, loyalty, devotion? It seems only fair. be a creative outlet for forward-thinking enterprises.
Sincerely, Thank you,
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Redwood Valley Blue Lake
H atman
public hearing. with an adjournment. shaking hands,” said Bob Fosse-protege Mar-
Committeemember Craig While committeemembers garet Stanford, who will lead the workshop.
Tucker had requested that an appear to have reached consen- Stanford worked on Broadway productions
item be placed on the agenda, sus on the meeting format, both in the late 1970s before attending Humboldt
MAYO LID Taking a cue from Arcata’s Tom Conlon, but Committee Chair Ben Shep- Tucker and Shepherd agree State, where she made a name for herself pro-
who is enjoying his post-retirement years as an ac- herd said the item was outside that something has been lost in ducing utterly humorless, Talibanesque pro-
tor and erectile dysfunction TV commercial star, for- the committee’s purview. the process. ductions detailing her tedious insights into
mer McKinleyville mucky-much Dennis Mayo has That led to a series of meet- “For the life of me, I can’t social justice issues. Admission to the 15-hour
launched a lucrative second career as a hat model. ings about whether it was ap- remember what it was we workshop is on a sliding scale, from $1,250 to
Above, Mayo sports a bespoke 55-gallon cowboy hat propriate to put the item on the were orginally planning to talk $3,780. Attendees MUST preregister at least
woven from the finest Snowy Plover hides. KLh | minion agenda. about,” Tucker said. 10 days before yesterday.
McK CSD rescues ’hood Sludge | Blakeslee Ave. to get deluxe repair center
with thoughts & prayers FROM A1
“This tastes like that ’Lumbo I
ing Arcata’s sewer lines and other
infrastructure. An interactive display
Nilchy Bilchy ager. The possibility of such an used to score,” said Colt Seavers, for children will allow them to push
Mad RiveR Union inconvenience has stymied a longtime Plaza hangabout. “Tommy Potplug” with magnets
MCKINKEYVILLE, APRIL 1 solutio. to the crisis. He and other Plazoids rushed through a small channel represent-
– The McKinkeyville Commu- MCSD Director John to the intersection of Seventh and I ing a sewer pipeline as the wad of goo
nity Services District voted 4-1 Wheel-Mustard made a motion streets, where a massive glob of hash- slowly congeals into a city-wide clog.
last week to send its ”thoughts at last week’s meeting to autho- like bong sludge was welling up. At the insistence of Council-
and prayers” to the Heartwood rize repairing the sewer main, Piling up like brains-craving member Susan Ornelas, a $40,000
Subdivision after a sewer main but was unable to get a second. zombies, the THC-crazed ’Zoids mural on the building’s street-fac-
failed, showering the neighbor- “Now is not the time to po- began shaving off rinds of the con- ing side will depict proper, eco-safe
hood with raw sewage. liticize the issue,” said Direc- centrated cannabis and stuffing CLOG CENTRAL The new $3.3 methods of cannabis processing
To the horror of local resi- tor Dennis Couch. them into their pockets. million Blakeslee Avenue Re- and disposal. “This shouldn’t be a
dents, on March 20 a massive Instead, the board voted Activist Fhyre Phoenix heard covery Center. Submitted photo best-kept secret,” she said.
sinkhole suddenly opened on 4-1, with Wheel-Mustard dis- the tumult all the way over on the repairs from close by, rather than As an artistic addition, the
Heartwood Drive, revealing a senting, to send its thoughts Plaza, where he was protesting the from distant City Hall. controversial bicycle boulevard
sewer main, which then burst and prayers to the residents of Temperance League water foun- On a unanimous vote, the coun- “wheel” at 10th and I streets will be
open, sending a shit geiser 162 the Heartwood Subdivision. tain. Rushing over, Phoenix hastily cil authorized construction of a rolled over and repainted as an en-
feet into the air. The spray has “I’m grateful for the board’s scrawled a new slogan over his an- $3.3 million recovery center where ergy-focusing mandala.
continued on daily since the action,” said resident Hymie ti-DHMO sign reading, “Don’t Bog- equipment and personnel will be Landscaping will include an ar-
catostrophic failure of the dis- Gautier as he stood knee-deep art That Sludge, My Friends!” staged. The new building will use ray of native plants, plus a nature
trict’s new experimental 400 in raw sewage. “Those prayers The bong residue backed up all lumber harvested from the Arcata trail with interpretive signs. That
psi pressurized sewer system. mean so much.” the way out to Blakeslee Avenue, Community Forest. will be co-located with a parcourse
According to district offi- His wife Grizelda disagreed. where the gutters flowed with the It will include three equipment for eco-infused fitness.
cials, repairing the sewer main “Sewage is natural and GMO lava-like goo. bays, a conference room, employee After an architect is selected and
would be costly and inconve- free,” she said. Who knows Responding to the crisis, the City lounge, and a small gym with sauna plans finalized, construction is ex-
nient. Numerous roadways what impact these man-made Council moved with dispatch to set and hot tubs for sewer workers. pected to begin within six months.
would have to be closed, lim- ‘thoughts and prayers’ might up a series of Community Dialogue The exterior will be clad in The facility should be ready to re-
iting mobility in the popular have?” on Bong Buildup scoping sessions, stained redwood. A large skylight ceive equipment and workers by
neighborhood. She advised consulting with but had to cancel them because of will allow natural illumination in- next February.
“Residents might need to a local astrologer to ascertain the butcher paper shortage. side, symbolizing Arcata’s commit- Once everything’s in place, the
take Cotton or Lime avenues optimal times for the thoughts Instead, the council moved to ment to renewable energy. sewer repairs should take no more
to Holly Drive to get to Central and prayers to be issued so as set up a temporary command post An interpretive center open to than three days, after which the
Avenue,” explained the man- to “minimize impacts on Gaia.” on Blakeslee from which to direct the public will display maps show- center will be demolished.
ButchCo | Shortage of butcher paper alleviated with emergency shipments of precious rolls
“Consider us your community partner,”
FROM A1
Don’t be a litterbug. said Butchco CEO Blight Bluster. “Our mills
tomers to transport their meat home by bal- are at your service in helping restore order to
ancing it on top of their heads. Local facilita- A Public Service of
BUTCHCO INDUSTRIES
your troubled town square.”
tors have had to record ideas for Plaza reform City officials said that Butchco was offering
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by scratching a scorched shovel blade with a the emergency supplies at a discounted rate,
stick – or writing directly on Council Cham- but was charging a $300,000 “courtesy fee”
ber walls. Provider of Butcher PaPer to the World
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Elementary school children who would have Let ButchCo Paper Over Your Problems
Meanwhile, layoffs of paper-deprived
been painting murals during art period have butchers had forced creation of a waiting list
instead been heavily sedated and stacked in BUTCHER BANNER Expect the end of littering as we know it, thanks to our for area cattle ranchers, creating a beef back-
well-ventilated school storerooms. friends at ButchCo. KLH | Minion up. The cattlemen complained that their pas-
With fresh rolls unavailable at any price, tures were overflowing with cows and other
some meat vendors resorted to wrapping their dustries business card bearing the name Harry Hoptobler
and the title, Field Instigator. barnyard animals. “It’s a population explosion,” lamented
cuts in previously loved, that is, used butcher paper. Arcata Bottom rancher Ned Funston.
Customers at Safeway were surprised to get home and “Ignore that,” he told the officer. “I’m actually a free-
The complaints were borne out in catastrophic fash-
unwrap their beef to find the inside of the paper embla- lance cheese polisher.” ion Monday as a renegade herd of cattle burst from their
zoned with ideas for downtown improvement scribbled in Further investigation indicated that multiple Plazoids
caught making mischief had received funds from Hoptobler. crowded, overgrazed pasture and flooded Bottoms neigh-
colorful marking pen. borhoods, gobbling up front lawns.
Some of the ink had transferred to the moist meat, im- Still another person, identified as Penny Dime, was seen
leaving a trail of Susan B. Anthony dollars leading from the Once the suburban yards were denuded, the newly-em-
printing the slogans in reverse on the cuts. powered cattle charged towards the Plaza. There, in a stir-
“If I hold my rump steak up to the mirror, it says, ‘Detox Portland Loo into the fenced-off recovering foliage in the ring re-enactment of an era past, they set about grazing.
the Plaza’,” complained Westwood resident Mabel Fletch- nearby Veterans Memorial Park, all of which was quickly The pastoral downtown scene was comforting to many
er. “My ground round says, ‘Build a bandshell’.” re-squashed by the swarming sitabouts.
Asked why she was doing that, Dime adjusted her until things took a nasty turn. A Plaza habitue muttering
The appearance of used butcher paper coincided with a something about “earning my pay” tried to tip over one of
wave of burglaries at offices of conflict resolution media- Butchco-branded baseball cap and said she was but an un- the massive cows, which triggered a stampede.
tors and related fields around town, gutting them of every employed cloud counter trying to bring bored street folk Two out-of-towners were trampled in the bovine melee.
trace of butcher paper. “closer to nature.”
Downtown, the surge in petty crime was inspiring fresh Police said that before being flattened, one had identified
The thefts, coupled with the appearance of used paper himself as a spaghetti farmer, and the other a cricket groomer.
at area meat markets, has only exacerbated tensions be- demands for a facilitated town hall meeting intended to
tween local facilitators and butchers. gather ideas for solutions. City officials said no such meeting SATURDAY EQUESTRIAN DISCOUNT 10% OFF
One local facilitation center was the site of a protest by the could be held without emergency supplies of butcher paper.
Meat Cutters Union Local No. 327. Clad in bloody smocks, In a stroke of luck, ButchCo Industries agreed to fly in
the meatworkers paraded outside with a butcher paper ban- a dozen of the precious paper rolls in time for the Plaza
ner that said, in bold red letters, “Facilitate This!” scoping session.
On learning of the crisis, activist Fhyre Phoenix joined
in, extolling the use of cardboard rather than the precious
paper. Marching with the meat cutters, his sign read, “Con-
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Meanwhile, police are investigating potential chicanery Finally! A store that
on the Plaza. One of the leisure specialists who hangs out welcomes your
there every day, street name Splunge, was asked to leash
his romping pit bull by an APD officer. trusty steed!
“Awww,” he cringed. “Do I have to give the $10 back?” Now with specially-
Splunge said he’d been offered the 10-spot by another designed saddlebaskets for
man whom he pointed out lingering at Ninth and H streets. your shopping convenience.
Approached by police, the man quickly pocketed a wad of
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County
grapples Council stays the McKcourse
with opioid Ornelas pulls ballot suggestion after genocide joke falls flat; statue to go
McKinley | Ornelas’s genocide joke didn’t prove persuasive, at least not in the way she intended
FROM B1 crowd, Ornelas stumbled on, then tried to survey to incorporate the will of the public. A letter from the Eureka branch of the
shouldn’t be in our living room, as we’ve walk it back. “But, um... it’s just, um, some- Numerous speakers urged the council to NAACP urged the council to censure Michael
termed it.” thing that... I apologize. That was terrible. stick with their Feb. 21 decision, and that Winkler for his statement about the Feb. 21
Ornelas, whose wordy explanations That was a terrible thing to say, I realize. I any reversal would be historically resonant meeting “likening the atmosphere of the coun-
from the council dais of late have not won apologize.” But the die was cast, and later with the broken promises made to Native cil meeting to that of a ‘lynch mob/vigilante’”
her many allies on any side of the contro- speakers were to call out Ornelas for the Americans by the federal government. situation, terming it “racially inflammatory.”
versy, further stepped in it with an offhand reckless utterance. Many of the speakers stated that “this is Another speaker praised Winkler for his
“joke” involving the historic decimation of Community Development Director David Wiyot country,” many thanking the descen- “courage in speaking out,” but ultimately,
indigenous people locally. Loya said the statue can’t be removed while dants of the area’s original inhabitants for al- the council took no action to discipline him.
Referring to the statue educational pro- the CEQA process is underway. City Manag- lowing their residence in present-day Arcata. After hours of public testimony and more
cess, which might have included public er Karen Diemer said it would take several Other speakers, fewer in number, de- lengthy explanations by Ornelas, she with-
lectures as have been offered on other sub- months to develop alternatives for the stat- fended the statue as an Arcata tradition drew her multiple-choice ballot suggestion.
jects, Ornelas said, “The joke is, ‘My Favor- ue that will mitigate environmental impacts. and William McKinley the president as a The March 21 council meeting may be
ite Lecture’ – genocide.” City Attorney Nancy Diamond said the CEQA war hero who had battled slavery in the viewed on Access Humboldt at archive.
As a murmur of outrage rose from the document will involve some type of polling or form of the Confederacy. org/details/AH-acc_3-21-18.
Cannabis| Watershed impacts doesn’t mean their watershed impacts are de minimis,” he
added. “Small is not necessarily more sustainable – that’s
“I would like to see a little bit of consideration to the
small family growers,” she continued. “All of the ones I
FROM B1 why we need to do the analytic work to figure out what the personally know live on their parcels, raise their families
Scott Greacen, Friends of the Eel’s conservation direc- impacts of the permits we’ve already issued are before we and we are not interested in polluting the water or degrad-
tor, said the new ordinance’s EIR needs to be redone or at go issuing a bunch of new permits in watersheds where ing the land that we own and hopefully will own for gen-
least recirculated before the county lifts a moratorium on we’ve got salmon and steelhead going extinct.” erations.”
cannabis permit applications. Those concerns were also highlighted by Scott Bauer Supervisor Rex Bohn said issuing more permits will
Small-scale grows have been described as being prefer- of the California Department of Fish and Wildlife (CDFW) limit watershed impacts, not add to them.
able but Greacen said sedimentation and water diversions Watershed Enforcement Team. “We have to understand, the environmental degrada-
from tributaries of the South Fork Eel River are particular- He told supervisors that the EIR “does not provide a tion on a permitted grow is very little if anything because
ly impactful and need further analysis. thorough analysis of cumulative effects, including signif- they have water storage, they don’t have illegal water di-
“Just because a producer is relatively small-scale, that icant impacts to watershed resources.” version and if they’re going to sell it on the market we ob-
At issue is a proposal to set the county’s maximum num- viously don’t have pesticides,” he continued. “I like all the
ber of additional permits under the ordinance at 5,000. An people that have recently gotten concerned -- because we
adaptive management approach would include monitor- don’t have a timber industry and we’re losing the railroad
Believe you can and ing of the county’s 12 main watersheds for impacts.
About 2,300 permit applications were submitted under
so they’ve got to jump on the next popular bandwagon --
but I think we’re all cognizant of what we need to do with
the county’s current ordinance. No further applications our watersheds.”
you’re halfway there. have been accepted past a December 31, 2016 deadline but
approval of the new ordinance would lift that.
Southern Humboldt Supervisor Estelle Fennell suggest-
ed the county’s small-scale growers deserve the opportuni-
– Theodore Roosevelt The advocacy of the tribe, FOER and the CDFW sug- ty to participate in a new, regulated market.
gests that the present level of cultivation in sensitive wa- “I heard people talking about not lifting the moratori-
tershed areas shouldn’t be affirmed through permitting. um, not moving forward with more applications,” she said.
But homestead-scale cultivators challenged that. “I absolutely think that’s unconscionable, to exclude legacy
Southern Humboldt grower Mark Richard acknowl- farmers because they didn’t have the money or the where-
edged the presence of irresponsible operations but said withal to come in before the moratorium.”
“most of the farmers are doing really good stuff – they’re She added, “We heard a lot about bringing small farm-
not trying to bash the environment.” ers in and I do think we need to commit to that so I really
Another resident described well-run outdoor grows as do want to see us going forward.”
Humboldt’s specialty. Due to the volume of written material associated with
the ordinance and its EIR, supervisors held off on approv-
als and set April 10 as the next hearing date.
Other proposals of the new ordinance include removal
of a 600-foot school bus stop setback requirement, a four-
acre per person cultivation permit limit and 1,000-foot
setbacks from the borders of city spheres of influence, trib-
al areas and community planning areas.
Christie | Dead cows, bones found in waterway During the raid, the Humboldt
County Sheriff’s Office was assist-
the Humboldt Del Norte Cat-
tlemen’s Association, issued
FROM B1 animals.” Control was also part of the raid ed by Humboldt County District the following statement: “The
the next day, March 21. According Other alleged violations found and found the following alleged Attorney’s Office, United States scene described at Mr. Chris-
to jail records, he was released. by law enforcement include mov- violations: Eight violations of Bureau of Land Management, tie’s property is horrific and
The raid came after a five- ing dairy cattle without official ID dogs without water; five viola- United States Department of Ag- disturbing. Animal abuse in all
month investigation into large- tags; removal of Brucellosis tags; tions of inadequate space for dogs circumstances is indefensible
removal of state livestock back to move freely; and four violations
scale animal cruelty complaints,
tags; bringing cattle into Califor- of primarily housing a dog on wire
“The scene and should never be tolerated.
according to a press release from If the alleged accusations are
the Humboldt County Sheriff’s nia without veterinary inspection flooring. described at accurate it is clear a crime was
Office. Search warrants were is- certificates or ID tags; improper Violations found by the Hum- Mr. Christie’s committed. Anyone convicted
sued for four different Northern disposal/storage/removal of sol- boldt County Animal Control of these crimes or any animal
Humboldt County properties as- id waste; improper animal keep- were corrected on scene and the property is horrific abuse should be punished to the
sociated with Christie. ing; illegal development within dogs were left in the care of a re- and disturbing. greatest extent possible. While
“Humboldt County Sheriff’s a streamside management area; sponsible party.
deputies observed bovine bones cannabis permit violations; im- The California Department of
Animal abuse in some may try to use this isolated
incident to condemn all ranch-
and carcasses in/near waterways, proper/illegal disposal of bio- Food and Agriculture has placed all circumstances ers I assure you this is not reflec-
as well as areas on the properties hazard waste; and building code 179 head of cattle on hold for re- is indefensible and tive of how myself or hundreds
where cattle were being contained violations. possession pending further in-
with little to no feed or grass,” The California Department of vestigation. A plan to care for the should never be of other ranchers throughout
Humboldt County raise and care
states the press release. “These Fish & Wildlife, another agency remaining livestock owned by tolerated.” for our animals. We will contin-
observations validated commu- on scene, discovered the follow- Christie was still being developed
– Todd Phelps ue to use our collective voice to
nity complaints that serious vio- ing alleged violation: 21 violations as of early last week.
condemn all animal cruelty and
lations were taking place on the of disposal of a carcass within Christie was booked into the
riculture, California Department continue to promote the highest
properties.” 150 feet of a state waterway; sev- Humboldt County Correction
of Food and Agriculture, Cali- standards of animal care.”
“During the service of the en violations of discharging sed- Facility on suspicion of animal
iment into state waterways; five cruelty, causing an animal to be fornia Department of Fish and Christie is not a member of our
warrants, personnel located ap-
violations of placement of refuse cruelly killed, failure to provide Wildlife, Humboldt County Code Humboldt & Del Norte Cattle-
proximately 250 to 300 deceased
within 150 feet of a state water- proper care to an animal and dis- Enforcement, Humboldt County men’s Association, according to
cows, some of which Christie had
way; one violation of abandoned posal of a carcass within 150 feet Department of Health and Hu- Phelps.
heaped into large piles approxi-
mately 10 feet high near an exca- motor vehicle in a state water- of a state waterway. man Services Hazardous Mate- Anyone with information for
vator; others were located laying way; eight violations of substan- The California Department of rials Division, Humboldt County the Sheriff’s Office regarding
in/near waterways,” states the tial alteration of bed and banks Fish and Wildlife as well as oth- Animal Control and Humboldt these cases or related criminal
press release. “Personnel also of a stream without a permit; and er involved state agencies will be County Drug Task Force. activity is encouraged to call the
found a large number of cows three unpermitted stream cross- requesting additional charges as In response to news about Sheriff’s Office at (707) 445- 7251
contained in small or insufficient ings. this investigation continues, ac- conditions on Christie proper- or the Sheriff’s Office Crime Tip
corrals and many malnourished Humboldt County Animal cording to a press release. ties, Todd Phelps, president of line at (707) 268-2539.
Opioids | Town fall forum set for Thursday Spetzler “set up the in-
frastructure both physically
FROM B1 thing she ever intended.” duction in Humboldt’s and administratively to re-
Rosemary Den Ouden She believes pharmaceu- MMEs. ceive these, what I will call,
chairs the RX Safe Hum- tical companies are culpa- But the county is still orphan doctors and medi-
boldt Coalition, which is ble. “I have a lot of anger double the state in the cal providers because they
made up of health care pro- over seeing needle litter number of opioid prescrip- could not survive under
vider organizations and has too but its directed more at tions and the number of the new paradigm,” Wilson
worked to reduce opioid drug companies that have prescribed doses. continued.
prescription excesses. sold us a bill of goods about “We’re working hard to Because Spetzler set up
Describing the scale of how non-addictive pre- bring our levels into a more such an effective system,
the situation, she said that scription opioids are and safe range,” Den Ouden Open Door remains a “re-
the county “is still facing a that has been one of the said. silient and growing organi-
deep burden of opioid-re- reasons that we’re in the Bass announced that she zation,” Wilson said.
lated overdose,” with half situation that we’re in.” and Senator Mike McGuire
of the unintentional drug RX Safe Humboldt aims will host the county’s sec-
Easter
overdoses between 2005 to reduce the county’s high ond opioid crisis town hall
and 2017 being opioid-re- prescription rate but Den forum on March 29 at 6:30
Egg Hunt
lated. Ouden acknowledged that p.m. at the Sequoia Confer-
Den Ouden added that opioids provide “very effec- ence Center in Eureka.
her interest in the issue has tive pain management for The meeting was ad-
a personal element, as her certain situations.” journed in memory of Meet at Kiosk
daughter graduated from They are not an effective Herrmann Spetzler, who
Saturday
Arcata High School in 2013 way to deal with chronic co-founded and led the
and since then, has “lost pain, she added. “So we’ve Open Door Community March 31
five friends to opioid-relat- been working with our pro- Health Centers network. 10 AM
ed overdoses.” viders not only to reduce Spetzler died “unexpect-
The proclamation states the number of new starts edly and peacefully” on 5 GROUPS:
but also to reduce unsafe March 11, according to an 0–3 yrs. 4–6 yrs.
that Humboldt’s rate of
prescribing levels,” she Open Door press release. 7–9 yrs. 10 yrs. & up
opioid overdose deaths is
& Children with special needs
five times higher than the said. Supervisor Mike Wilson
rest of the state. The rate The reduction is mea- described the work of Spet-
of opioid prescribing de- sured in Morphine Milli- zler and his wife, Cheyenne,
creased in 2016, according gram Equivalents (MMEs) as “visionary,” adding that
to the proclamation, but and Den Ouden reported “he saw the challenge com- Meet the
it was still about twice the that from 2015 to 2016 ing, which is really the col- Easter Bunny!
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PUBLIC SAFETY
You call this a coplog? 100-year- scenes
(Note: replacement jollies are
available in the A section) old vessel from a
• Monday, March 12 Valley West shopping cen-
5:43 a.m. A man chose ter/post-apocalyptic Blade
the front of a bongo-belea- Runner-esque dystopia be-
rescued drug lab
guered Plaza hotel to yell gan to take a toll on the sev-
about having lice all over en beggars outside a Val-
his body. ley West business, as one
5:44 a.m. A Valley West passed out in the corner.
motel guest who had let a 8:21 p.m. What a man in
strange woman an Alliance Road
into his room the v ARCATA apartment com-
previous night plex parking lot
didn’t expect
POLICE lacked in charm,
her to rummage L G
he made up for
through his stuff in boxed wine.
and steal his Kevin L. Toting just such
cash. Hoover a rectangular
12:48 p.m. reservoir of red
Central casting sent a goodness, he both tried the
fop-doodle duo to the Post door and knocked on the
Office, outside of which the window of a car. But the
man in a purple hat and his person inside refused to let RADIANT RESCUE A Coast Guard Station Humboldt
sadversary with a cultural- him in. Bay 47-foot Motor Lifeboat crew assists the 40-foot
ly misapproprated hairdo, 9:14 p.m. A black-shirted commercial fishing vessel Radiant after the vessel
a curly-Mohawked piece man treated passersby to a experienced propulsion problems five miles off the
of work, got into a shoving running narrative, one pos- coast of Trinidad. U.S. CoaSt GUard photo
match. sibly inspired by the bottle u.S. CoaSt Guard
4:36 p.m. Two cows, pos- of cinnamon bark and gin- MCKINLEYVILLE — The Coast Guard assisted two
sibly on their first online ger root-based German li- Dungeness crab fishermen aboard a 40-foot commercial
dating hookup, enjoyed a queur he was clutching. fishing vessel approximately five miles west of Trinidad,
long walk on Mad River 10:03 p.m. Once again, Monday night.
Beach. you aren’t welcome here The crew aboard the 100-year-old vessel Radiant con-
5:04 p.m. The rigors of and mom says she doesn’t tacted Coast Guard Sector Humboldt Bay watchstanders
panhandling in the bleak, need you “getting in touch” via VHF-FM channel 16 around 11 p.m., reporting that their
windblown desolation of a with her daughter. vessel was experiencing electrical and propulsion issues.
Sector Humboldt Bay personnel dispatched a Coast
Guard Station Humboldt Bay 47-foot Motor Lifeboat
Body found along 101 crew to the scene to assist the vessel. HIGH TECH Inside the un-
permitted lab. hCSo photoS
Humboldt County SHeriff’S offiCe The Coast Guard crew placed the Radiant in a side tow
INDIANOLA – On Monday, March 19 at about 1 p.m., around 1 a.m., Tuesday, and embarked on the three-hour HCSO takes out
transit to Woodley Island Marina in Eureka.
a pedestrian in the area of northbound U.S. Highway
The Radiant was moored at the marina at approxi-
Orick BHO lab
101 and the Indianola Cutoff located a male body in the Humboldt County
brush along the highway. mately 5:30 a.m., Tuesday, with no reports of injuries.
SHeriff’S offiCe
The male is believed to have been in his early 60s. ORICK – On Tues-
Foul play is not suspected.
The male’s identity is still under investigation. An au- Coast Guard MH-65 day, March 20, Humboldt
County Sheriff’s Office
topsy was scheduled for Friday, March 23. (HCSO) deputies were in
returns from drug the Orick area serving a
search warrant that was
CROSSWORD
ACROSS 2. Spirited self-assurance
interdiction mission unrelated to controlled sub-
stances or cannabis. During
cess. Deputies also located
a facility that was utilizing
1. Chicken’s sound 3. Listens secretly u.S. CoaSt Guard al for the HITRON team, the service of the warrant, ethanol to refine the con-
5. Unit of capacitance 4. Pumpkin’s destination MCKINLEYVILLE — A who flew it to search for deputies discovered a large centrated cannabis.
10. Bridal veil material 5. 2 or 7, to 14
Coast Guard Sector Hum- vessels suspected of smug- concentrated cannabis Deputies seized 586
14. Jai __ 6. Orally
15. ’60s skirt style 7. Part of an orange boldt Bay MH-65 Dolphin gling narcotics. manufacturing facility con- pounds of concentrat-
16. Alda or Rachins 8. Crawling creature tained within a barn. ed cannabis and 4,726
helicopter and crew re- The Bertholf crew
17. Prehistoric home 9. German article The property did not pounds of cannabis shake/
18. Forbidden goods 10. Tags turned home Thursday fol- completed four law-en-
have a conditional use trim from the site.
20. Traveler’s dir. 11. Lamentation lowing a 77-day counter- forcement boardings that
21. Buttonlike ornament 12. Hasn’t the ability to permit for manufacturing Manufacturing con-
drug patrol in the Eastern resulted in the seizure of
22. Musical symbols 13. Purposes concentrated cannabis uti- centrated cannabis utiliz-
23. Hairnet 19. Zodiac sign Pacific Ocean aboard the 5,045 pounds of cocaine lizing volatile chemical ex- ing volatile chemical ex-
25. Up to, for short 21. Before long Coast Guard Cutter Ber- and seven gallons of liquid traction methods. traction methods without
26. Like Superdome games 24. AM/PM divider
28. Peaks 25. Singing syllables tholf. cocaine with an estimated Deputies from the a county and state com-
31. Stupid one 26. “__ old cowhand from A maintenance team street value of more than HCSO Drug Enforcement mercial cannabis permit
32. Other name the Rio Grande...” of three Sector Humboldt $78 million wholesale.
34. Farm femme 27. Variable stars Unit obtained a search is a felony under Health &
36. Cosmetics producer 28. Refer to Bay flight mechanics de- The crew completed warrant to investigate the Safety Code 11379.6(a).
37. Grave sites 29. Fired ployed with the helicopter the patrol Tuesday with manufacturing facility. The This case is still under
38. Garfield, once: abbr. 30. Very pleasant
39. Siesta 32. Away from the wind
to the cutter in January to a 36,000-pound bulk co- Drug Enforcement Unit investigation. All crimi-
40. Pee Wee __ 33. Start of some support the Coast Guard caine offload, worth more was assisted in this inves- nal violations stemming
41. Heavy volumes California city names Helicopter Interdiction than $539 million whole- tigation by the following from this investigation
42. Real __ 35. Being: Lat.
44. Rock salt 37. Rose, for one Tactical Squadron (HI- sale, in San Diego. agencies: Humboldt Coun- will be forwarded to the
45. “__ Maria” 38. “Sport of Kings” TRON). The offload represented ty Drug Task Force, Cali- District Attorney’s office
46. Alexander’s dueling foe 40. Was delirious “This was definitely a 17 separate interdictions fornia Department of Fish for review. The Humboldt
47. Lustrous fabric 41. Bitter
50. Common contraction 43. Leather worker unique opportunity for made by the Coast Guard and Wildlife, Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office
51. Largest club 44. Good-looking 19th- us, to have a Humboldt cutters Bertholf, Diligence, Bay Fire HAZMAT, Hum- maintains a cooperative
54. Constitutional changes century carriage? aircraft and crew with HI- Harriet Lane, Venturous boldt County Environmen- relationship with all agen-
57. Hang around 46. Moving
58. Regal address of old 47. El __ TRON pilots and a gun- and Bear since Feb. 8. tal Health HAZMAT and cies that participated in
59. Numerical comparison 48. In the center of ner,” said Cmdr. Brendan “The patrol is a great ex- Humboldt County Code this investigation and all
60. Descartes or Coty 49. Pianist Peter
Hilleary, the Coast Guard ample of how Coast Guard Enforcement. future investigations into
61. Reason to bathe 50. One __ one is one
62. Weather forecast 52. Wooden stick Sector Humboldt Bay op- men and women from dif- After rendering the fa- non-compliant commer-
63. Summer quenchers 53. Watches carefully erations officer. “It’s some- ferent units work together cility and the manufac- cial cannabis operations
55. See 57 Down
thing that’s not normally to support this important turing equipment safe, will continue to be investi-
DOWN 56. Consume
1. Walk the floor 57. Madrileña’s title: abbr. done, but they worked to- mission,” said Hilleary. deputies located nine gated in this manner.
gether, and it turned out “I’m proud we were able concentrated cannabis ex- Anyone with informa-
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
really well.” to be part of an operation tractors that were utilizing tion regarding this case or
butane and propane, as related criminal activity is
14 15 16 While deployed, the that can ultimately help
well as two extractors that encouraged to call (707)
17 18 19 Humboldt Bay crew kept keep our country and com-
were utilizing carbon diox- 445-7251 or (707) 268-
the helicopter operation- munity’s streets safer.”
20 21 22 ide in the extraction pro- 2539.
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31 32 33 34 35
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ou may be aware that a to rent area homes together. It’s a cost in excess of three million dol- Wood, which are neither signed rently less than lovely conditions
proposal for an unusu- sensitive issue for neighborhoods lars. Mostly, our dollars. nor signaled for streaming traffic. at the Mall might pause to con-
ally dense, multi-story, where residents prefer single-fam- Another idealistic envisioning Ensnared traffic is where the sider that small business entre-
800-bed housing compound is ily occupation. So Village propo- holds that if driving becomes more rubber may meet the road for Ar- preneurs are significant economic
currently under consideration nents claim their dorms will free difficult, people will walk/cycle/ catans in general – whether or not drivers in our locale, who often
in Arcata. You might know that up home rentals – but the sug- ride public transport. The pre- your own neighborhood is over- require light industrial zoned ac-
it is – specifically – dormitories, gestion that more dorm sumption is that “Vil- shadowed by the encroachment of commodations with cheap rents.
intended for Humboldt State stu- availability would signifi- lage” students would looming, four-story towers. Imag- We can force such zoning out to
dents, referred to as “The Village,” cantly alleviate group stu- simply choose to forego ine lines of cars, backed up onto the town’s periphery, but at what
and that it would displace the old dent rentals seems strik- keeping cars. In fact, the 101, trying to emerge at the cost? Moving to newer accommo-
Craftsmans Mall. Perhaps you’ve ingly unrealistic. After all, less than half of them Sunset exit, awaiting the passage dations is pricey. Many creative
even heard that there is rising student choice of housing would get parking spac- of hundreds of pedestrians who people will simply leave. Start-ups
opposition to this particular, pro- is not always just about es on the “Village” prop- just got out of classes. That’s one won’t start here. Our loss.
posed development. But ... it real- affordability. Dorms v GUEST erty – but would lack of scenario. Unlikely? You decide. Well, no one is feeling sorry
ly isn’t in your sky, much less your
own backyard. Besides, struggling
(even privately managed
dorms) impose limita- OPINION on-property parking
prevent anyone (partic-
But traffic is just one issue.
What about HSU enrollment? Re-
for the unfortunate residents in
the old neighborhoods that abut
students are currently in need of tions and rules. Autono- Judith C. ularly students far from portedly, it is down. Significantly. the proposed Village compound.
affordable housing, right? my remains attractive. Williamson home) from keeping Also, there is talk of the University These are modest, mostly sin-
Yes indeed, many do. If only City planners envision their cars off-site? After building new dorms of their own, gle-family neighborhoods, filled
this optimistically perceived solu- Village students walking to class- all, school is only one aspect of stu- on campus. Which sounds per- with professors and others pos-
tion were actually that simple. es. Which means crossing Sunset dent life. And even if all Villagers fect! Except, what then happens sessing the wherewithal to invest
The “Village” would not be on Avenue and L.K. Wood Boule- dutifully walked to their classes, to the Village, after it’s built and in a small town lifestyle that is
the HSU campus – which is across vard – at intersections which are many of their cars would sit, taking the students don’t come? What now imminently threatened. Face
the 101, and south of its proposed already acknowledged as ill-de- up space on neighborhood streets. is the repurposing potential for a it, we’re told – change is upon us.
site. Is HSU attached, or even in- signed, problematic and danger- Already, street parking is at a pre- huge dormitory compound? Density is destiny. And destiny
volved, in this dorm-specific de- ous. Infrastructure improvements mium in central Arcata neighbor- Zoning change is another con- cannot wait for appropriate infra-
velopment? Not directly. Would to these intersections would not hoods, with residents often unable cern. The Craftsmans Mall prop- structure changes, nor will it ac-
any students be required to live be required prior to Village build- to park near their homes – even erty is zoned as light industrial, commodate livable, diverse neigh-
there? Apparently not. Would out, and the developer’s potential- blocked from their own driveways. which would require rezoning to borhood planning.
enough of them choose to live ly required share of such expenses Villagers who do drive (any- allow the Village usage. As Arcata Do you believe that? Do you ac-
there? Unknown. And the ques- would be fractional. A pedestrian where) would have only one way looks toward growth, light indus- cept it? Do you agree?
tion of whether or not struggling overpass? Might work. Who pays? in and out of the compound, via trial may be seen as undesirable in Judith chose Arcata, 21 years
(much less homeless) students Even one roundabout (which St Louis Road. Regular streams this (now) more central location, ago, for our diverse neighbor-
could even afford the Village op- would not alleviate the pedestri- of HSU-bound drivers would cer- but that zoning status is in short hood character, and has recent-
tion has not been addressed. an impact) could not happen for tainly bottleneck neighborhood supply – and once it’s gone, it’s ly joined Arcata Citizens for Re-
Currently, many students opt as much as 10 years – and would intersections along north L.K. gone. Those who deplore the cur- sponsible Housing (ACRH.
SAVINGS
McKINLEYVILLE – Shooting guns along the banks of 100,000.
the Mad River and the safety of pedestrians walking to “When we last met in
throughout the school will be among the topics discussed today, March November, neighbors,
ENTIRE STORE 28 at a meeting of the McKinleyville Municipal Adviso- community and health-
ry Committee (McKMAC). The meeting begins at 6 p.m. care leaders advanced
at the Middle School Conference Center, 2285 Central their concerns and ini-
Ave. in McKinleyville. The conference center is located tial solutions related to
behind the school. the opioid crisis,” Sena-
Areli Cupp of the Department of Health & Human tor McGuire said. “Now,
Services will give a presentation on the Safe Routes to as promised, Supervisor
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be discussing various proposals. ers back together to hear
According to the McKMAC agenda, prepared by Chair about the progress that is
Ben Shepherd, numerous complaints have been received being made with this on-
regarding shooting along the Mad River in the McKin- going crisis and update
the community on the
Celebrating 30 Years as Your North Coast Casino! leyville area. A county representative will be on hand to
issues they advanced last
discuss the issue.
The McKinleyville Alliance for Racial Equity may give fall.”
an update on its efforts to address race issues in town. The meeting will fea-
The committee will also discuss a letter it has received ture statewide experts,
regarding its duties and may elect new officers. health professionals, lo-
cal leaders and addiction
specialists. County and
city officials will discuss
strategies being imple-
mented at the local lev-
el, with progress reports
from North Coast treat-
ment providers including
Open Door Communi-
ty Health Center, Aegis
Treatment and Water-
front Recovery Center.
The community will also
about harm reduction
efforts including needle
exchange and syringe
management programs
being implemented at
the county and city level,
as well as receiving a re-
port from the California
Department of AIDS on
statewide efforts in harm
reduction.
sd02.senate.ca.gov.
HUFFMAN ENDORSES
SUNDERBG Congress-
man Jared Huffman has
announced that he is en-
dorsing Ryan Sundberg
for re-election as Hum-
boldt County’s Fifth Dis-
ART SUPPLIES FRAME SHOP trict Supervisor. Huffman
(D-San Rafael) was elect-
823 H Street 616 2nd Street
ed to congress in 2012
On the Plaza, Arcata Old Town Eureka
to represent California’s
PHOTO: GRANTCUNNINGHAM.CA
Bee eateRs
touring bands, including Dynasty One, weave together the previous books: Common Birds of the Arcata Marsh
as well as solo. common threads & Wildlife Sanctuary (published by Friends of the Ar-
Tim Randles began his piano studies of their roots – a cata Marsh) and Common Birds of Northwest Califor-
at the age of nine. He was drawn into grounding in Old- nia (published by RRAS). Burton is also the author of
jazz during the birth of jazz-fusion era Time, Irish, and blue- Hiking Humboldt, volume 1 (published by Backcoun-
in the ‘70s. He has been musical direc- grass, a love of jazz and chamber music, and a passion for innovation try Press).
tor for shows at Dell’arte and HSU, has – into a musical vocabulary that feels like walking through a familiar A Birding Guide to Humboldt County will be re-
performed with Jane Siberry, Joe Cra- door and finding yourself in a new place. As the Boston Globe puts leased April 21-22 at Godwit Days. It will be for sale at
ven (of David Grisman Quintet), Danish it, “[The Bee Eaters] combine chamber music’s finely calibrated ar- the Godwit Café in the Arcata Community Center, 321
saxophonist John Tchicai, Afro-Cuban rangements with bluegrass’s playful virtuosity and pop music’s melod- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Parkway.
band Ponche, and toured Senegal with ic resourcefulness.” Tickets are available at Wildwood Music (Arcata), After that, look for it at bookstores and visitor cen-
Djlaly Kunda Kouyate. He currently Wildberries Marketplace, and BrownPaperTickets.com. Adult tickets ters throughout the county. Proceeds from sales of the
hosts the jazz series at Westhaven Cen- are $20 advance/$24 at the door. Youth 25 and under are half-price book will benefit RRAS’ conservation and education
ter for the Arts with his band RLA. and age 12 and under are free. Submitted photo programs.
S
on adults with autism in Humboldt County. The event, ts. Martha and Mary Episcopal life on the North Coast from funda- History of Trinidad Rancheria
to be held today, March 28 from 6 to 7:30 p.m. will be a Mission, on Trinity Street next mentals of life in soils and oceans to Presentation
community forum to allow individuals with autism, their to Trinidad School, will hold its flora and fungi, to marine and terres- Shirley Laos will present a History
families and care providers to discuss services that are Easter Sunday, April 1 Holy Eucharist trial animals. of the Trinidad Rancheria on Tues-
needed in Humboldt County. The goal of this event is to service at 9 a.m. Mts. Lesley Each Class includes a day, April 10 from 6:30 to 7:30 p.m.
work towards solutions. The Humboldt County Library McCloghrie will lead the cel- walking field trip to dis- Location to be determined. Call (707)
is located at 1313 Third St. in Eureka. ebration, to which all are wel- cover the basics of living 677-2501 or email carol@trinidad-
come. systems found locally. Tu- coastallandtrust.org for details and
CHOIR CONCERT Please join the HSU Department of Lighthouse open April 7 ition for class is $90 for reservations. This program also is
Music and choral director Rachel Samet for a special The regular first Saturday OLLI members. Others part of the CCNM-TCLT Ambassador
Thursday night concert featuring performances by all of the month open house at pay an additional $25 and Training Program.
four HSU choirs on March 29 at 8 p.m. in Fulkerson Trinidad Head Lighthouse is can be enrolled as space Guest Speaker at
Recital Hall. This is a great opportunity to hear the full set for Saturday, April 7 from allows. Register by calling Trinidad Civic Club
range of musical styles being explored by the student and 10 a.m. to noon. Docents (707) 826-5880 or go to Big Lagoon School Superinten-
community singers on the HSU campus. Tickets are $10 from Trinidad Museum and humboldt.edu/olli and re- dent-Principal Jennifer Glueck will
general, $5 for seniors and children and free for HSU the Bureau of Land Management will fer to class number 27074. be guest speaker at the Trinidad Civic
students with ID. “I’m especially excited about the March greet visitors. Walking tours only. Geology of Trinidad State Beach Club potluck on Thursday, April 5. A
No vehicles allowed. Dogs on leashes The California Coastal Nation- business meeting begins at 10 a.m. in
29 concert because it is going to be a wonderful opportu-
permitted on Trinidad Head. al Monument Ambassador Training the Club Room, Town Hall, followed
nity for all four of the choirs (Humboldt Chorale, Mad-
Learn About North Coast Soils, Program together with the Trinidad by Jennifer’s remarks at about 11:15
rigal Singers, Mad River Transit Singers and University
Flora, Fungi and Animals Coastal Land Trust will present “Ge- a.m.
Singers) to perform for each other and the public,” says
“Natural Systems of the North ology of Trinidad State Beach” on Dana Hope will preside. Hostesses
HSU choral director Dr. Rachel Samet. “Each choir will
Coast,” an Osher Lifelong Learning Sunday, April 8 from 1 to 3 p.m. The will be Lena Macy and Betty Ferniz.
have a chance to perform pieces on their own, and at the
(OLLI) class led by Sean Craig, El- tour will be led by Danny O’Shea. Members and guests welcome.
end they will come together – 120 singers altogether – to
liott Dabill and James Webb, will take Meet at Trinidad State Beach at the Email tcc@trinidadcivicclub.org
perform a South African hymn called Siyahamba. Siya-
place on three successive Sundays, base of Trinidad Head, but you must for information on the Club or the
hamba became popular during the time of apartheid as a April 8, 15 and 22 at Trinidad Library reserve a place by calling (707) 677-
form of resistance and action toward peace. Leading up program.
from 11 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. Explore the 2501 or email carol@trinidadcoastal-
to it, the four choirs’ program will include sacred music basic biological systems that under landtrust.org.
from the Renaissance, Mozart, folk tunes from Scotland Email Patti at baycity@sonic.net.
and Venezuela, and range of American music, including a
Firefighter honored
on hand at the event to sell seeds, plants, and garden-re- designing human landscapes with the diversity and resil-
lated services, and a number of local non-profit organi- ience of natural ecosystems.
zations will offer educational materials on topics ranging The Humboldt Permaculture Guild is a group of local
I
probably dies night, and it from native plants to healthcare. Free workshops taught residents with the goal of promoting permaculture-related
by local experts will be offered, covering an introduction practices and ideas in Humboldt County and surrounding
should have was announced
to permaculture, urban permaculture, and worm com- areas.
something that the fabu-
posting, and a kids permaculture area will be available. humboldtpermaculture.com
super witty to lous Tony Kimu-
say for this April ra, 8th grade
Fool’s edition,
but alas, I only
teacher at Blue
Lake School for The annual Easter breakfast that time forgot
have the happen- the past several ARCATA –The community is as a wide array of exclusively scratch- their techniques at this breakfast liter-
ings of my favor- years, is retiring. warmly invited to the Lutheran made pastries, danishes, coffee cakes, ally for decades, and their well-honed
ite little town. Blue Lake Church of Arcata’s “Legendary Easter muffins, and breakfast breads. Fresh skills at egg-cracking, toasting, scram-
Recently, the Parks and Rec- Breakfast,” a meal that has doggedly fruits round out the breakfast spread, bling, carving, and other complex
Fire Department reation will be resisted change for some six decades, and, to drink, freshly-swirled orange kitchen work will be on full, spectac-
had their Ladies Night and having a free egg hunt on proudly showcasing a menu and meth- juice (from concentrate) and authentic ular display.
Awards ceremony, where the Saturday, March 31 at od of service that harkens back to the Church Coffee are offered, as well as Just as every year, this year’s Eas-
the firefighter of the year Perigot Park. Last year, first Lutheran Easter celebrations in hot tea and cold water. ter Breakfast will be served from 7:30
was presented to Daniel 1,000 eggs were hidden, Arcata, circa. 1952. As the sign above the Church Kitch- to 9:15 a.m. only – on Easter Sunday
Komins. The Blue Lake and there were not enough A truly steadfast Arcata tradition, en reads each and every year: “Luther- morning (April 1) at the Lutheran
School 8th grade class to go around! This year, the Lutheran Church of Arcata’s Easter an Cuisine At Its Finest!” Church of Arcata, 151 East 16th St.
helped serve the meal at la- over 4,000 eggs will be Breakfast features a menu seemingly As always, the Lutheran Church While there is no set charge for the
hidden full of wonderful unaffected by the passing of time. The of Arcata‘s Easter Breakfast will be breakfast, diners will be encouraged to
little treasures, so come vintage offerings include succulent served to order, tableside, by con- give as much financial support as they
on out! I think even the home-roasted, bone-in ham, carved to gregational youth and volunteers, are able through free-will donations.
weather may cooperate. order; freshly scrambled eggs done to based on menu selections made by Proceeds, beyond expenses, gath-
glistening perfection in large electric the guests. In an approach which may ered at the Easter Breakfast will be
Baseball season is be-
skillets; golden-crispy hash browns, have been a more novel break with used by the congregation in service to
ginning… soon Iorge
served hot off the griddle; tender-to- convention in eras past, only men will the poor and hungry in our communi-
field will be filled with lit-
the-crunch toast, popped from electric cook. Some of the gentlemen-chefs on ty, as well as to help students with food
tle league games. Come toasters and copiously buttered; as well the kitchen crew have been perfecting needs on the neighboring HSU.
on out and cheer on the
teams! More on that in the Barbara Ranstrom celebrated
next column.
As always, have a won-
her birthday Sunday with
friends and family, who enjoyed
Sarahs |Singing harmony shows in 16 days. They’ll
share the stage along the
derful week, and come en- a delicious breakfast followed by FROM B1 microphone, reminiscent way with such artists as
joy our little city! cake at the AA in Eureka said. “We’ve grown up of Nashville recording stu- Jessica Malone, Caitlin
singing harmony, each in dios. “She’s called Jose- Jemma, Caroline Cotter,
our own path. When we phine and we’re taking her Betty and The Babes, and,
work with other musicians, on the road with us,” Lar- in Eureka, local fiddler
they’ll ask if we have charts. kin said. They’ve recorded Meghan Graham.
We arrange, we negotiate, with six musicians on one “We’re not flash or
we hone in, but we don’t microphone, for that “live bling,” Larkin said. “It’s
have charts.” sound in the moment,” taken a long time for me to
Larkin sings and plays rather than being divided realize that that’s enough.
guitar; Ryan sings and by equipment. We’ll keep it heart centered
plays both guitar and uku- “It’s what we’re best and true and honest.”
lele; McMahon plays cello known for,” Larkin ex- Don’t miss these women
and ukulele; they all play plained, “being close to or you’ll have to wait until
kazoo. Of course they do. each other.” the Roll on The Mattole in
In keeping with the old The Real Sarahs see mu- July. They’ll play a free gig
timey feel of their harmo- sic as a gift. “When we play at Phatsy Kline’s Parlour
nies and instruments they music, it’s about giving that Lounge, Thursday, April
use an oversized vintage gift away,” she said. 5 at 8 p.m. That’s during
“The way people re- the Redwood Coast Music
spond to what we do has Festival so Eureka will be
Wesleyan Church been an inspiration to go the place to be. Phatsy’s is
of the Redwoods further,” she added. in The Eagle House, 139
Pastor Chuck Clark Further is what looms Second Street. If Arcata is
Coffee/fellowship more your style, you can
at 10 a.m.
for The Real Sarahs. This
will be their first road tour hear them as part of the
Traditional worship
and they are excited to be Om Shala Concert Series
at 10:30 a.m.
out on the road. The tour on Saturday, April 7 from
Bible Study
7 p.m. Wednesday includes dates in Oregon 7 to 9 p.m. Sliding scale at
(Sept. through May) and Washington and will the door is $20-$10. Om
839-2625 end up in Arcata and Eu- Shala is at 858 10th Street.
1645 Fischer Rd., McKinleyville reka, after playing a dozen therealsarahs.com
M ARCH 28, 2018 M AD R IVER U NION C3
uralist Lisa Hoover for reserve a spot, please con-
SHOREBIRD WORKSHOP
Join Redwood Region a free guided tour of the tact Friends of the Dunes Big Trees, poetry reading at library
Audubon Society on Sun- Lanphere Dunes Unit of at (707) 444-1397 or info@
ArcAtA LibrAry Seventh St. in Arcata. ly throughout. He worked
day, April 1 for Shorebird the Humboldt Bay Nation- friendsofthedunes.org.
ARCATA – Movie Night Poetry reading as a logger, carpenter and
Workshop, Part al Wildlife Ref-
on Thursday, April 5 at 6 At 7 p.m. that evening homesteader for many
I. This is the first uge on Saturday, MARSH TOUR Friends of p.m. at the Arcata Library at the library, there will be years before discovering
of a series of April 7 from 10 the Arcata Marsh (FOAM) features Big Trees (1952), a a poetry reading by local the perfect profession, run-
three workshops a.m. to 1 p.m. The is sponsoring a free tour of movie starring Kirk Doug- poet Ed Munn in honor of ning the bookmobile for the
on one of Hum- Lanphere Dunes the Arcata Marsh & Wild- las and Eve Miller filmed at National Poetry Month. county library. The happy
boldt Bay’s great- Unit is home to life Sanctuary on Saturday, locations in Orick and Eure- Munn will read New, Less blend of librarianship and
est treasures, diverse coastal April 7 at 2 p.m. Meet lead- ka. The movie tells the story New and Very Old Work. truck driving suited him so
our shorebirds. ecosystems in- er Elliott Dabill at the In- of a Quaker colony trying Munn has lived in various well, he persisted at it for 22
All will be led by cluding coastal terpretive Center on South trying to save the trees from parts of Humboldt Coun- years, and still takes to the
Alexa DeJoan- dune forest, sea- G Street for a 90-minute a timber baron. The Arca- ty for over 40 years, com- road occasionally as a sub-
nis, formerly of sonal wetlands, ta Library is located at 500 mitting poetry sporadical- stitute driver.
walk focusing on the ecol-
HSU’s Shorebird Ecolo- and large moving sand
ogy of the Marsh. Loaner
gy Lab. (You may attend dunes. Meet at Pacific IN-HOME SERVICES
binoculars available with
as many of the three ses- Union School, 3001 Janes
photo ID. For more infor- WATER We are here for you
sions as you like). Are you Road in Arcata to carpool
still wondering which is a to the protected site. For
mation, call (707) 826- METER
2359. Registered nurse support
whimbrel and which a wil- more information and to TECHNICIAN Personal care
let? Meet at 11 a.m. at the $34,048 - $41,386 /yr. Light housekeeping
foot of I St (Klopp Lake in CROSSWORD SOLUTION EMPLOYMENT
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itchers, curlews, godwits, E N E
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willets, peeps, yellowlegs I N D O O R C R E S T S
seniors in Fortuna, and replacement of water meters and meter boxes,
M O R O N A L I A S E W E
turning on and off water services, and responding to Insured & bonded
and perhaps avocets. The A V O N P L O T S P R E S McKinleyville, and
N A P R E E S E T O M E S customer inquiries and complaints. EOE. Application H u m bol dt
trip will end around 2 p.m. E S T A T E H A L I T E Eureka. Part-time and Car egi ver s
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L EGAL N OTICES
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME KELLY E. SANDERS KELLY E. SANDERS the court before the hearing. Your Request for Special Notice form is and egress for all purposes over a Book 70 of Surveys, Pages· 85, 86 date has been postponed, and, if
STATEMENT SM DEPUTY CLERK SC DEPUTY CLERK appearance may be in person or by available from the court clerk. strip of land, 50 feet in width, the and 87, Humboldt County Records, applicable, the rescheduled time
18-00150
, 3/21, 3/28, 4/4, 4/11 3/7, 3/14, 3/21, 3/28
your attorney. Attorney for the petitioner: center line of which is described as as Easement 13, and Easement 14. and date for the sale of this property,
The following person(s) is (are) If you are a creditor or a con- LAURENCE S. ROSS follows: BEGINNING at a point PARCEL FOUR A non-exclusive you may call (949) 860-9155 for in-
doing business as: FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME tingent creditor of the decedent, OWENS & ROSS 2089.45 feet North and 591.33 feet easement for ingress, egress and formation regarding the trustee’s
FAMILY TREE MEDICINALS STATEMENT STATEMENT you must file your claim with the 310 THIRD ST. STE. D East of the corner to Sections 11, utilities over any road constructed sale or visit www.innovativefieldser-
1300 BLACK CREEK LANE 18-00139 18-00121 court and mail a copy to the per- EUREKA, CA 95501 12, 13, and 14, Township 3 South, pursuant to the following: (1) Rights vices.com for information regarding
KORBELL, CA 95550 The following person(s) is (are) The following person(s) is (are) sonal representative appointed by (707) 441-1185 Range 5 East, Humboldt Base and reserved in the last paragraph un- the trustee’s sale using the file num-
COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT doing business as: doing business as: the court within the later of either 3/28, 4/4, 4/11 Meridian, which point falls in the der PARCEL ONE in Grant Deed ber assigned to this case, which is
JESSE W. CARNES THELCON WOLFE PROPERTY (1) four months from the date of center of a County Road traveling from Humboldt Land and Cattle, 17-100274. Information about post-
1300 BLACK CREEK LANE 825 EVANS ROAD MANAGEMENT first issuance of letters to a general Easterly through said Section 11; LLC, a California Limited Liability ponements that are very short in
KORBELL, CA 95550 FIELDBROOK, CA 95519 5460 ERICSON WAY personal representative, as de- ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE and running thence South 75 de- Company, to Bairn M, Niemela, a duration or that occur close in time
COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT ARCATA, CA 95521 fined in section 58(b) of the Califor- FOR CHANGE OF NAME grees 10 minutes 00 seconds East single man, recorded June 14th, to the scheduled sale may not im-
This business is conducted by:
NGOC THI NGUYEN-BRADY
AN INDIVIDUAL EDWARD G.LAIDLAW COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT nia Probate Code, or (2) 60 days 109.09 feet; North 67 degrees 19 2013 as Instrument No. 2013-1377- mediately be reflected in the tele-
\SUPERIOR COURT OF
S/ JESSE CARNES 825 EVANS ROAD APRIL L. SCHNEIDER from the date of mailing or person- CALIFORNIA minutes 30 seconds East 240.03 4, Humboldt County Records. (2) phone information or on the Internet
/OWNER FIELDBROOK, CA 95519 5460 ERICSON WAY al delivery to you of a notice under COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT feet; North 77 degrees 55 minutes Rights reserved in the last para- Web site. The best way to verify
This statement was filed with the This business is conducted by: ARCATA, CA 95521 section 9052 of the California CASE NO. CV180205 15 seconds East 75.90 feet; South graph of the description in Grant postponement information is to at-
Humboldt County Clerk on MARCH AN INDIVIDUAL This business is conducted by: Probate Code. Other California TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: 69 degrees 33 minutes 15 seconds Deed from Humboldt Land and Cat- tend the scheduled sale. PLEASE
16, 2018 S /EDWARD LAIDLAW AN INDIVIDUAL statutes and legal authority may 1. Petitioner has filed a peti- East 94.50 feet; South 87 degrees tle, LLC, a Limited Liability Compa- TAKE NOTICE THAT if the Trustee
/OWNER S /APRIL SCHNEIDER, BROKER affect your rights as a creditor. tion with this court for a decree 53 minutes 45 seconds East 78.10 ny, to Tim Lee Clark, a married man is unable to convey title for any rea-
KELLY E. SANDERS
This statement was filed with the This statement was filed with the changing names as follows:
SE DEPUTY CLERK You may want to consult with an feet; North 46 degrees 06 minutes as his separate property, .recorded son, the successful bidder’s sole
Present name: NGOC THI NGUY-
3/28, 4/4, 4/11, 4/18 Humboldt County Clerk on MARCH Humboldt County Clerk on MARCH. attorney knowledgeable in Cali- EN-BRADY to Proposed name JADE 45 seconds East 152.34 feet; North June 14, 2013 as Instrument No. and exclusive remedy shall be re-
13, 2018 1, 2018 fornia law. NGUYEN BRADY 66 degrees 49 minutes 30 seconds 2013-013778-4, Humboldt County turn of monies paid to the Trustee,
KELLY E. SANDERS KELLY E. SANDERS You may examine the file kept 2. THE COURT ORDERS that all per- East 230.47 feet; North 38 degrees Records. TRACT C A non-exclusive and the successful bidder shall
SM DEPUTY CLERK SC DEPUTY CLERK by the court. If you are a person sons interested in this matter appear 31 minutes 30 seconds East 217.15 easement for ingress and egress, have no further recourse. Further, if
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME
, 3/21, 3/28, 4/4, 4/11 3/7, 3/14, 3/21, 3/28
interested in the estate, you may before this court, located at 825 5th feet; North 72 degrees 07 minutes together with the right to construct the foreclosure sale is set aside for
file with the court a formal Request Street, Eureka, California, at the hear- 30 seconds East 80.60 feet; South and maintain a road traversing the any reason, the Purchaser at the
STATEMENT
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME for Special Notice (form DE-154) ing indicated below to show cause, if
18-00155 77 degrees 09 minutes 45 seconds north half of the northwest quarter sale shall be entitled only to a return
any, why the application should not be
The following person(s) is (are) STATEMENT FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME of the filing of an inventory and granted. Any person objecting to the East 124.39 feet; North 76 degrees ofthe southeast quarter of said Sec- of the deposit paid and shall have
doing business as: 18-00141 STATEMENT appraisal of estate assets or of any name changes described above must file 32 minutes 45 seconds East 78.06 tion 12. SALE IS BEING CON- no further recourse or remedy
ATLAS ENGINEERING The following person(s) is (are) 18-00096 petittion or account as provided a written objection that includes the rea- feet; North 51 degrees 59 minutes DUCTED AT THE REQUEST OF against the Mortgagor, Mortgagee,
252 G STREET doing business as: The following person(s) is (are) in Probate Code section 1250. A sons for the objection at least two court 45 seconds East 126.20 feet; North THE ABOVE DESIGNATED BENE- or Trustee herein. If you have previ-
ARCATA, CA 95521 JACOBY CREEK FLOWERS doing business as: Request for Special Notice form is days before the matter is scheduled to be 35 degrees 55 minutes 45 seconds FICIARY(IES) WHO MAY BE CON- ously been discharged in bankrupt-
45 FELLOWSHIP WAY LEFT COAST PAINTING available from the court clerk. heard and must appear at the hearing to East 137 .47 feet; North 49 degrees TACTED THROUGH C&H TRUST cy, you may have been released of
COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT
BAYSIDE, CA 95524 130 MONROE LANE Attorney for the petitioner: show cause why the petition should not
MICHAEL A. TAYLOR 48 minutes 45 seconds East 88.56 DEED SERVICE AT THE ABOVE personal liability for this loan in
be granted. If no written objection is time-
252 G STREET COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT EUREKA, CA 95503 STEPHEN G. WATSON ly filed, the court may grant the petition feet; North 74 degrees 00 minutes REFERENCED ADDRESS. DI- which case this notice is intended to
ARCATA, CA 95521 VIRGINIA L. RYDER COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT LAW OFFICE OF W.G. WATSON without a hearing. 45 seconds East 242.02 feet; North RECTIONS TO THE SUBJECT exercise the note holders rights
This business is conducted by: 1930 BIRD AVE. PAUL J. BASTON JR. Date:MAY 8, 2018 89 degrees 46 minutes 00 seconds PROPERTY MAY BE OBTAINED against the real property only. As
AN INDIVIDUAL MCKINLEYVILLE, CA 95519 130 MONROE LANE 715 I STREET Time: 1:45 p.m. East 145.50 feet; South 62 degrees PURSUANT TO A WRITTEN RE- required by law, you are notified that
S/ MICHAEL A. TAYLOR This business is conducted by: EUREKA, CA 95503 P.O. BOX 1021 Dept.: 4 18 minutes 30 seconds East, an QUEST SUBMITTED TO C&H a negative credit reporting may be
AN INDIVIDUAL This business is conducted by: EUREKA, CA 95502 3. A copy of this Order to Show Cause undetermined distance to enter the TRUST DEED SERVICE WITHIN submitted to a credit report agency if
/PRINCIPAL ENGINEER
S /VIRGINIA L. RYDER AN INDIVIDUAL (707) 444-3071 shall be published at least once a week
This statement was filed with the Southwest Quarter of the Northeast 10 DAYS FROM THE FIRST PUB- you fail to fulfill the terms of your
for four successive weeks prior to the
Humboldt County Clerk on MARCH /OWNER S /PAUL BASTON, OWNER 3/28, 4/4, 4/11 date set for hearing on the petition in Quarter of said Section 12, Town- LICATION OF THIS NOTICE. APN credit obligation. FOR TRUSTEE’S
19, 2018 This statement was filed with the This statement was filed with the the following newspaper of general ship 3 South, Range 5 East, Hum- 216-206-004. The undersigned SALE DATES, BIDS AND POST-
KELLY E. SANDERS Humboldt County Clerk on MARCH Humboldt County Clerk on FEB. NOTICE OF PETITION TO circulation, printed in this county: Mad boldt Base and Meridian. EXCEPT- Trustee disclaims any liability for PONEMENT INFORMATION,
SE DEPUTY CLERK 13, 2018 20, 2018 ADMINISTER ESTATE OF River Union. ING THEREFROM that portion any incorrectness of the street ad- PLEASE CALL (949) 860-9155 OR
3/28, 4/4, 4/11, 4/18 KELLY E. SANDERS KELLY E. SANDERS EDWARD KEITH GILBERT Date: 3/13/18 thereof lying within the Southeast dress and/or other common desig- VISIT www.chtrustdeed.com FOR
SC DEPUTY CLERK SC DEPUTY CLERK CASE NO.: PR180062 JOYCE D. HINRICHS Quarter of the Northwest Quarter of nation, if any, shown hereinabove. ANY OTHER INQUIRIES, INCLUD-
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME
To all heirs, beneficiaries, credi- Judge of the Superior
STATEMENT
, 3/21, 3/28, 4/4, 4/11 3/7, 3/14, 3/21, 3/28
said Section 12. PARCEL THREE A Said sale will be made, but” without ING LITIGATION OR BANKRUPT-
tors, contingent creditors, and per- 3/28, 4/4/, 4/11,4/18
18-00137 non-exclusive easement for in- covenant or warranty, express or CY MATTERS, PLEASE CALL
The following person(s) is (are) sons who may otherwise be inter- gress, egress and utilities over a implied, regarding title, possession, (949) 305-8901 OR FAX (949) 305-
ested in the will or estate, or both, Loan No.: Title Order No.: Trust- strip of land, the center line of which or encumbrances, to pay the re- 8406 Dated: 03/13/2018 C&H Trust
doing business as:
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME of: EDWARD KEITH GILBERT. ee’s Sale No.: 17-100274 ATTEN- is the same as that portion reserved maining principal sum of the note(s) Deed Service, as Successor Trust-
COMMUNITY REALTY –
STATEMENT STATEMENT Petition for Probate has been TION RECORDER: THE FOLLOW- and described under (B) in the secured by said Deed of Trust, with ee By: Coby Halavais, Trustee Sale
HANNAH WINANS
18-00109 18-00080 filed by: JACQUELINE SUE GIL- ING REFERENCE TO AN AT- Grant Deed from Humboldt Land interest thereon, as provided in said Officer (IFS# 6290 03/22/18,
2355 CENTRAL AVE. STE. D
The following person(s) is (are) The following person(s) is (are) BERT in the Superior Court of TACHED SUMMARY IS ONLY AP- and Cattle, LLC, a Limited Liability note(s), advances, if any, under the 03/29/18, 04/05/18)
MCKINLEYVILLE, CA 95519
doing business as: doing business as: California, County of HUMBOLDT. PLICABLE TO NOTICE(S) MAILED Company, to Tim Lee Clark, a mar- terms of the Deed of Trust, estimat- 3/28, 4/4/, 4/11
COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT
SAUNA SURROUND YOU NORTH COAST FISHERIES The Petition for Probate re- TO THE TRUSTOR. NOTE: ried man as his separate property, ed fees, charges and expenses of
HANNAH L. WINANS
SURROUND YOU 1 COMMERCIAL STREET quests that: JACQUELINE SUE THERE IS A SUMMARY OF THE recorded June 14, 2013 as Instru- the trustee and of the trusts created CITY OF ARCATA
1751 WILD CANARY STREET
SURROUNDU EUREKA, CA 95501 GILBERT be appointed as person- INFORMATION IN THIS DOCU- ment No. 2013-013778-4, Hum- by said Deed of Trust, to wit: Said NOTICE OF REQUEST FOR
MCKINLEYVILLE, CA 95519
HOME SURROUND YOU COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT al representative to administer the MENT ATTACHED. NOTICE OF boldt County Records, together with property is being sold for the ex- PROPOSALS (RFP)
This business is conducted by:
CARPENTRY PACIFIC CHOICE estate of the decedent. TRUSTEE’S SALE YOU ARE IN a non-exclusive easement for in- press purpose of paying the obliga- OLD ARCATA ROAD I
AN INDIVIDUAL
13013 WEST END ROAD SEAFOOD COMPANY The petition requests authority DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF gress egress and utilities over any tions secured by said Deed of Trust, MPROVEMENTS: ENGINEERING
S/ HANNAH WINANS
ARCATA, CA 95521 16797 SE 130TH AVENUE to administer the estate under the TRUST DATED 1/6/2015. UNLESS road constructed pursuant to the including fees and expenses of AND ENVIRONMENTAL STUDIES
/OWNER
COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT CLACKAMASS, OR 97015 Independent Administration of Es- YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT rights last reserved in said Grant sale. The total amount of the unpaid The City of Arcata’s Engineering
This statement was filed with the
JEREMY M. CHAPMAN OREGON 058782-85 tates Act. (This authority will allow YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE Deed. TRACT B PARCEL ONE Lot principal balance, interest thereon, Department is seeking a qualified
Humboldt County Clerk on MARCH
13013 WEST END ROAD This business is conducted by: A the personal representative to take SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU 1 and Lot 2 of Section 7 in Township together with reasonable estimated consulting firm to provide engineer-
12, 2018
ARCATA, CA 95521 CORPORATION any actions without obtaining court NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE 3 South of Range 6 East, Humboldt costs, expenses and advances at ing services and environmental
KELLY E. SANDERS
This business is conducted by: S /LORI BROWNING, CONTROLLER approval. Before taking certain NATURE OF THE PROCEEDINGS Meridian. PARCEL TWO A non-ex- the time of the initial publication of studies for the Old Arcata Road Im-
SE DEPUTY CLERK
3/28, 4/4, 4/11, 4/18 AN INDIVIDUAL This statement was filed with the very important actions, however, AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD clusive easement for ingress and the Notice of Trustee’s Sale is esti- provement Project. Work includes
S /JEREMY M.CHAPMAN, Humboldt County Clerk on FEB. the personal representative will CONTACT A LAWYER. On April 13, egress for all purposes over a strip mated to be $224,710.74. The ben- preparing California Environmental
OWNER 13, 2018 be required to give notice to inter- 2018, at 10:00 AM, C&H TRUST of land, 50 feet in width, the center eficiary under said Deed of Trust Quality Act (CEQA) and National
This statement was filed with the KELLY E. SANDERS ested persons unless they have DEED SERVICE, as duly appointed line of which is described as follows: heretofore executed and delivered Environmental Policy Act (NEPA)
ABANDONMENT OF FICTITIOUS
Humboldt County Clerk on FEB.. SM DEPUTY CLERK waived notice or consented to the or substituted Trustee, under the BEGINNING at a point 2089.45 feet to the undersigned a written Decla- supporting documents and com-
BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
26, 2018 2/28, 3/7, 3/14, 3/21
proposed action.) The independent certain Deed of Trust executed by North and 591.33 feet East of the ration of Default and Demand for pletion of final plans, specifications,
17-00676
KELLY E. SANDERS administration authority will be Anton Karamifilov, a married man corner to Sections 11, 12, 13, and Sale, and a written Notice of Default and estimates (PS&E). The Old
COUNTY OF ORIGINAL
SM DEPUTY CLERK NOTICE OF PETITION TO granted unless an interested per- as his sole and separate property as 14, Township 3 South, Range 5 and Election to Sell. The under- Arcata Road Improvements project
FILING: HUMBOLDT
3/14, 3/21, 3/28, 4/4
ADMINISTER ESTATE OF son files an objection to the petition Trustor, to secure obligations in fa- East, Humboldt Base and Meridian, signed Trustee, or predecessor is located between the Buttermilk
DATE OF ORIGINAL FILING:
JOSE C. SILVEIRA and shows good cause why the vor of Tim Lee Clark as Beneficiary, which point falls in the center of a Trustee, has caused said Notice of Lane roundabout and the Jacoby
DEC.26, 2017
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME CASE NO.: PR180059 court should not grant the authority. recorded on 1/26/2015, as Instru- County Road traveling Easterly Default and Election to Sell to be Creek Road intersection in Bayside,
The following person(s) was (were)
STATEMENT To all heirs, beneficiaries, cred- A hearing on the petition will be ment No. 2015-001946-10, in Book through said Section 11; and run- recorded in the county where the California, and will be funded with
doing business as:
18-00134 itors, contingent creditors, and held in this court as follows: xxx, Page xxx of Official Records in ning thence South 75 degrees 10 real property is located and more Local, State and Federal dollars
EMERALD GENETICS
The following person(s) is (are) persons who may otherwise be Date: APRIL 26, 2018 the office of the County Recorder of minutes 00 seconds East 109.09 than three months have elapsed requiring the Consultant to follow all
4751 WEST END RD.
doing business as: interested in the will or estate, or Time: 2:00 PM Humboldt County, California. WILL feet; North 67 degrees 19 minutes since such recordation. NOTICE pertinent local, State, and Federal
ARCATA, CA 95521
REDWOOD DENTAL LAB both, of: JOSE C. SILVEIRA. Dept.: 4 SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO 30 seconds East 240.03 feet; North TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you laws and regulations. Total amount
P.O. BOX 4561
2339 HARRISON AVE. Petition for Probate has been Address of court: Superior Court THE HIGHEST BIDDER for cash, or 77 degrees 55 minutes 15 seconds are considering bidding on this payable to the Consultant shall not
ARCATA, CA 95518
EUREKA, CA 95501 filed by: LUIS VALADAO in the Su- of California, County of Humboldt, cashier’s check, (payable at the East 75.90 feet; South 69 degrees property lien, you should under- exceed $200,000.00 with a per-
COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT
COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT perior Court of California, County 825 Fifth Street, Eureka, CA, time of sale in lawful money of the 33 minutes 15 seconds East 94.50 stand that there are risks involved in formance period/contract from the
RIGHTEOUS INNOVATIONS LLC
DARRELL FURTADO of HUMBOLDT. 95501. United States by cash, a cashier’s feet; South 87 degrees 53 minutes bidding at a trustee auction. You will date approved by the Arcata City
CALIFORNIA
1304 WEST AVENUE The Petition for Probate re- If you object to the granting of check drawn by a state or national 45 seconds East 78 10 feet; North be bidding on a lien, not on the prop- Council in 2018 through July 2019.
201734810253
EUREKA, CA 95501 quests that: LUIS VALADAO be the petition, you should appear at bank, a state or federal credit union, 46 degrees 06 minutes 45 seconds erty itself. Placing the highest bid at The DBE goal for this project is 5 %.
1203 LINCOLN AVE.
This business is conducted by: appointed as personal representa- the hearing and state your objec- or a state or federal savings and East 152.34 feet; North 66 degrees a trustee auction does not automat- Sealed proposals for this work
ARCATA, CA 95521
AN INDIVIDUAL tive to administer the estate of the tions or file written objections with loan association, or savings bank 49 minutes 30 seconds East 230.47 ically entitle you to free and clear will be received at the City Man-
This business is conducted by:
S /DARRELL FURTADO, decedent. the court before the hearing. Your specified in section 5102 of the Fi- feet; North 38 degrees 31 minutes ownership of the property. You ager’s Office, 736 F Street, Arcata,
A LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY
SOLE PROPRIETOR The petition requests authority appearance may be in person or by nancial Code and authorized to 30 seconds East 217.15 feet; North should also be aware that the lien California, until 4:00 p.m. on Tues-
S /MATTHEW SMITH LAGGIANO ,
This statement was filed with the to administer the estate under the your attorney. business in this state) (TRUSTEE 72 degrees 07 minutes 30 seconds being auctioned off may be a junior day April 24, 2018. The proposals
OWNER
Humboldt County Clerk on MARCH. Independent Administration of Es- If you are a creditor or a con- REQUESTS THAT CASHIER’S East 80.60 feet; South 77 degrees lien. If you are the highest bidder at submitted in response to this RFP
This statement was filed with the
8, 2018 tates Act. (This authority will allow tingent creditor of the decedent, CHECKS BE MADE PAYABLE TO 09 minutes 45 seconds East 124.39 the auction, you are or may be re- will be used as a basis for selecting
Humboldt County Clerk on MARCH.
KELLY E. SANDERS the personal representative to take you must file your claim with the “C&H TRUST DEED SERVICE” DI- feet; North 76 degrees 32 minutes sponsible for paying off all liens se- the Consultant for this project. The
14, 2018
SC DEPUTY CLERK any actions without obtaining court court and mail a copy to the per- RECTLY) AT THE FRONT EN- 45 seconds East 78.06 feet; North nior to the lien being auctioned off, Request for Proposals Package for
KELLY E. SANDERS
3/14, 3/21, 3/28, 4/4
approval. Before taking certain sonal representative appointed by TRANCE TO THE COUNTY 51 degrees 59 minutes 45 seconds before you can receive clear title to this work can be obtained on the
KL DEPUTY CLERK
3/21, 3/28, 4/4, 4/11 very important actions, however, the court within the later of either COURTHOUSE LOCATED AT 825 East 126.20 feet; North 35 degrees the property. You are encouraged to City’s website, www.cityofarcata.
ABANDONMENT OF FICTITIOUS the personal representative will (1) four months from the date of 5TH STREET, EUREKA, CA all 55 minutes 45 seconds East 137.47 investigate the existence, priority, org, on or after Friday, March 24,
BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT be required to give notice to inter- first issuance of letters to a general right, title and interest conveyed to feet; North 49 degrees 48 minutes and size of outstanding liens that 2018.
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME
15-00515 ested persons unless they have personal representative, as de- and now held by it under said Deed 45 seconds East 88.56 feet; North may exist on this property by con- 3/28, 4/4
STATEMENT
COUNTY OF ORIGINAL waived notice or consented to the fined in section 58(b) of the Califor- of Trust in and to the following de- 74 degrees 00 minutes 45 seconds tacting the county recorder’s office
18-00145
FILING: HUMBOLDT proposed action.) The independent nia Probate Code, or (2) 60 days scribed real property situated in the East 242.02 feet; North 89 degrees or a title insurance company, either
The following person(s) is (are)
DATE OF ORIGINAL FILING: administration authority will be from the date of mailing or person- aforesaid County and State, to wit: 46 minutes 00 seconds East 145.50 of which may charge you a fee for
doing business as:
SEPT. 1, 2015 granted unless an interested per- al delivery to you of a notice under AS MORE FULLY DESCRIBED IN feet; South 62 degrees 18 minutes this information. If you consult either
EMERALD GENETICS
The following person(s) was (were) son files an objection to the petition section 9052 of the California SAID DEED OF TRUST. The street 30 seconds East, an undetermined of these resources, you should be The Union pub-
4751 WEST END ROAD
address or other common designa-
ARCATA, CA 95521 doing business as: and shows good cause why the Probate Code. Other California
tion of the above-described property
distance to enter the Southwest aware that the same lender may lishes obituaries
COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT WOLFE PROPERTY court should not grant the authority. statutes and legal authority may Quarter of the Northeast Quarter of hold more than one mortgage or
PURE HUMBOLDT MANAGEMENT A hearing on the petition will be affect your rights as a creditor. is purported to be: THE PROPER- said Sectio·n 12, Township 3 South, deed of trust on the property. NO- up to 250 words
5460 ERICSON WAY held in this court as follows: You may want to consult with an TY BEING SOLD IS VACANT Range 5 East, Humboldt Base and TICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: free of charge.
EXTRACTIONS, LLC
ARCATA, CA 95521 Date: APRIL 19, 2018 attorney knowledgeable in Cali- LAND CONTAINING NO COM- Meridian. EXCEPTING THERE- The sale date shown on this notice
CALIFORNIA
MON DESCRIPTION OR AD- Photos are wel-
201718810180 COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT Time: 2:00 PM fornia law. FROM that portion thereof lying of sale may be postponed one or
4751 WEST END ROAD MARK V. NELSON Dept.: 6 You may examine the file kept DRESS. All that certain real proper- within the Southeast Quarter of the more times by the mortgagee, ben- come. Email with
830 BAYIDE RD. Address of court: Superior Court by the court. If you are a person ty situated in the County of Hum- Northwest Quarter of said Section eficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant photos attached
ARCATA, CA 95521
ARCATA, CA 95521 of California, County of Humboldt, interested in the estate, you may boldt, State of California, described 12. PARCEL THREE Non-exclusive to Section 2924g of the California
This business is conducted by:
as follows: TRACT A PARCEL ONE separately, to ed-
A LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY This business is conducted by: 825 Fifth Street, Eureka, CA, file with the court a formal Request easements 40 feet in width for in- Civil Code. The law requires that in-
S /TIM CROWLEY AN INDIVIDUAL 95501. for Special Notice (form DE-154) The Northeast Quarter of the South- gress, egress, and utilities, the cen- formation about trustee sale post- itor@madriverun-
east Quarter of Section 12 in Town-
/OWNER S /MARK V NELSON, BROKER If you object to the granting of of the filing of an inventory and
ship 3 South of Range 5 East, Hum-
ter lines of which are more specifi- ponements be made available to ion.com by 5 p.m.
This statement was filed with the the petition, you should appear at appraisal of estate assets or of any cally described and shown on the you and to the public, as a courtesy
This statement was filed with the
Humboldt County Clerk on MARCH. the hearing and state your objec- petittion or account as provided boldt Meridian. PARCEL TWO A Record of Survey for Humboldt
Friday.
Humboldt County Clerk on MARCH to those not present at the sale. If
1, 2018 tions or file written objections with in Probate Code section 1250. A non-exclusive easement for ingress Land and Cattle, LLC, recorded in you wish to learn whether your sale
13, 2018
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He was very cooperative and gave brushed. If you would like to meet
the reknowned “Kiss-a-Bull” pittie this playful, happy youngster, please
kiss to everyone who leaned in for contact us at redwoodpalsrescue@
Spring is in the air... their photo op. Pepper is gentle on the
leash, does well around other dogs,
gmail.com or call (707) 839-9692.
As a side note, I will be on the ra-
knows a variety of obedience com- dio today (Wednesday) and Friday at
WELLNESS mands including sit and stay and is a 2:30 speaking with the folks at the
April 4
up to date on vaccinations. wood Pals. I may have Pepper in tow
He has been at the shelter since for the interviews!
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abriel and Gideon need your help! Both sweet pups in person or send a check to Compan-
Neck Pain Center were hit by a car in Hoopa on March 16. Gideon
had his front leg stitched up and will soon be on the
ion Animal Foundation (88 Sunny Brae Center, Arcata,
CA 95521).
839-6300 road to recovery, but Gabriel received multiple fractures You can even visit our Donor Box at cafanimals.org
1585 Heartwood Dr., Ste. B, McKinleyville and is going to need a femoral head ostectomy or possibly and note "Gabriel's surgery" as your donation comment.
amputation surgery within a month. Thank you for your consideration and kindness!
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