The Evisceration of Alice Pika (#teoap)

@everyone
Alright, PLEASE hear me out. Imma unleash this shitstorm roast, my niggas. This shit took me more
than a day to complete and I sacrificed a lot of my time for this instead of focusing on college stuff.
S/o to the people that TRULY care about Desmond (His mom, Fiona, Joey, all of his other close
friends, & true fans) and all of the REAL NIGGAS that read this entire post. Before you read this,
please consider this post by
DESMOND: https://www.reddit.com/r/EtikaRedditNetwork/comments/9r9qd4/y_r_u_all_scared/e8fbb
nr. But yeah, PLEASE SHARE THIS AND SPREAD THIS TO EVERY ETIKA FAN YOU KNOW. EVERYONE
NEEDS TO HEAR THE TRUTH:

So this bitch Alice (Christine is too long to type, so imma call her Alice intermittently) has been with
Etika for 7 fucking years. And throughout this whole entire fucking time, she hasn't really known
Desmond enough to figure out that he's actually struggling with some shit? EVEN THOUGH SHE
CLAIMS TO BE A MENTAL HEALTH
ADVOCATE? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/359602685340811264/506169997102546956/
unknown.png Yo, do you see how ironic this shit is? This bitch has been with him the longest time
and she still couldn't figure him out? Goes to show how much she knows him or even cares!!! The
moment shit went down, this bitch started up her stupid-as-fuck birthday stream. And being the thot
queen she is, she couldn't shut up about Etika or Etika fan's telling her to remove her title….despite
Etika fans or just other onlookers in general being overly concerned about him. She took advantage
of the situation to get views, which was pointed out by Fiona. Her mods are just as fucking airheaded
and shallow as fuck as she is. I bet her mods feel like complete faggots for talking shit about Etika
and the fanbase without stopping to think that: this shit could be serious or that it's wrong to play
with people's feelings when someone they are concerned about MAY BE HURT. DESPITE THE PLEAS
TO REMOVE THE TITLE AND ONGOING NEGATIVITY....NOT TO MENTION THE COMPLETE
IRRELEVANCE OF ETIKA’S SITUATION TO HER BIRTHDAY...SHE STILL KEPT THE FUCKING TITLE "ETIKA
IS RUINING MY BIRTHDAY" + KEPT ACCEPTING DONATIONS. She's literally the worst type of
attention-seeking whore there is. Emphasis on whore cuz she's the equivalent of a wannabe camgirl
fishing for compliments for looking like a bimbo and posting lewd pics of herself. This mothafuckin
bitch had the AUDACITY to call out Etika and talk shit about him, in a time of POSSIBLE CRISIS where
his safety could be in jeopardy. So by default...she's just a FUCKING PLEB.
Alright, so fast forward, when shit is actually going down! This bitch + her mod team doesn’t even
think to properly APOLOGIZE to all of the people she angered with her stupid behavior until AFTER
she figured shit was for real. She never had the sense to think that she was just plain rude, even if
Etika might be doing a prank. All she’s doing is using Etika’s clout to get views, donations, and
attention….and was purposefully trolling the viewers by saying that “ohhh this isn’t about Etika and I
don’t care about Etika”, while she continues to bring up Etika’s PAST, never bothers to change the
title, and continue to demean Etika fans. AND THEN NOW she starts saying shit on twitter, acting like
she cared all along, when she COULD’VE PREVENTED THIS MONTHS OR YEARS AGO,
HAD SHE PAID ATTENTION TO DESMOND INSTEAD OF BEING A SELF-CENTERED
THOT. Yo, she starts lashing out on Fiona who was CONCERNED ABOUT ETIKA FROM THE GET GO.
That shit got her jealous because she still wants to act like she knows Etika better and that no one
should care for him more than her. It’s sad to think that she’s just that much of a bitch to focus on
that, instead of focusing on Etika. And then she tries to cover her ass by acting like she knew all
along and that she wanted him to seek help. WHAT KIND OF MENTAL HEALTH ADVOCATE IS THAT?
If she really wanted to help, she’d be way more fucking aggressive with that shit. You don’t just keep
telling a nigga in need of help to help himself, then just sit back and relax. What a fucking skank! Yo,
she then proceeds to act like she’s so sorry, but she’s only doing that shit to save face! She thinks
saying “sorry” will solve everything and everyone should forgive her like that. But, it ain’t that easy
cuz there’s a lot of niggas STAYING UP ALL NIGHT, CRYING, AND ANXIOUS ABOUT
ETIKA’S WELL-BEING AND SHE SIMPLY BELITTLED THAT AND HER EX BF. What
she did was unforgivable and she should be fucking nuked off of the face of the earth. You don’t just
play with thousands of people’s emotions and expect to get a fucking pardon by saying “ohhhh im
sorry pls forgive me! :’( “
Then she posts that vid on YT about her calling Etika. First of all…just FUCKING LOOK AT HER IN THIS
VID AND HEAR HER TONE OF VOICE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXFmAaY7JUI&t She
doesn’t sound concerned or worried in the slightest! Her reactions in the call
are so off, I thought that this shit was fucking staged. And after the call, she
proceeds to fucking act like she’s the top dog for talking to Etika…INSTEAD OF FIRST
APOLOGIZING ON STREAM TO ETIKA FANS! SHE DIDN’T HAVE THE SENSE TO
THINK ABOUT THAT! We don’t hear the beginning of the call, but the fact that she’s tryna
explain to Etika about her and the people that are attacking her…instead of just being more
concerned about when this all started or why it happened! Just look at how self-centered she is!
Talking about the fucking birthday livestream or what Fiona said to her, instead of just asking him wtf
happened and if he’s okay! And she never fucking considers to BLEEP OUT THE LOCATION OF ETIKA.
Then the mind-blowing part of this call: “yeah i'm not actually shocked because I kinda knew
what you were going through and asked you to get therapy”…………
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, SO SHE DIDN’T FEEL THE NEED TO
ASSERT HERSELF AND FORCE HIM TO SEEK HELP UNTIL SHIT HAPPENS? YOU
CALL THIS A MENTAL HEALTH ADVOCATE? WHAT IF ETIKA COMMITTED
SUICIDE? SMFH. It would’ve been too late, because Etika unfortunately hooked up with a bitch
that can’t even properly support her man when shit is going south. She’s such a manipulative CUNT.
Listen to this shit right here, my boys. Knowing that Etika is going through a mental crisis, she is
taking advantage of Etika BY COMPLAINING THAT FIONA IS ATTACKING HER, JUST SO
THAT IT WOULD GET ETIKA TO SAY SOMETHING AGAINST FIONA’S ACTION. AND
YOU CAN SEE THIS PROOF BY HER BODY LANGUAGE WHEN ETIKA WAS
DENOUNCING FIONA’S “ATTACKS”. She starts smirking at the screen and
nodding with fucking Precious in the background! https://youtu.be/NXFmAaY7JUI?
t=139 AND THEN THE FUCKING FINALE: “FUCK U FIONA *then proceeds to act like a fucking
braindead CLOUTSUCKING HOODRAT*. https://youtu.be/NXFmAaY7JUI?t=182 Don’t you fucking
see how manipulative she is? SHE AGAIN USES ETIKA’S CLOUT TO SAVE MORE FACE
AND ACT LIKE FIONA IS IN THE WRONG. SHE MAKES IT ABOUT HER AGAIN,
RIGHT AFTER SHE FINISHED TALKING WITH ETIKA *IN A FUCKING MENTAL
HOSPITAL, MY NIGGAS*. YO WHEN ETIKA GETS HIS SENSES BACK AND
REALIZES ALL THE SHIT SHE’S BEEN DOING, HE’LL REALIZE THAT CHRISTINE IS
JUST A BACKSTABBING HOE THAT NEEDS TO BE PUT IN HER PLACE. I hope
Desmond sees what I had to say when he’s out of the hospital, because as of now…since Desmond
might not be in the right state of mind, he could very well not even like this crazyass conceited cunt.

@Desmond
BUT YO DESMOND, IF UR READING THIS….you should think about this shit for a second! CHRISTINE
DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU AND ONLY IS WITH U FOR THE CLOUT. SHE KEEPS GOING BACK AND
FORTH WITH HER EXCUSE ABOUT THIS SITUATION. SHE SAYS THAT SHE DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT
THIS/DIDN’T SEE THIS SHIT COMING CUZ YOU ALWAYS JOKE AROUND (AS ETIKA???? I DON’T EVEN
KNOW). BUT THEN SHE ALSO SAYS THAT SHE’S NOT SURPRISED ABOUT THIS CUZ SHE KNEW THIS
WAS GOING ON AND TOLD YOU TO GET THERAPY. THIS IS A CONNIVING TWISTING AND
STUPIDASS BITCH THAT YOU SHOULD CUTOFF. FUCK CHRISTINE AND LISTEN TO FIONA. LISTEN TO
ME BRO. IF CHRISTINE REALLY CARED ABOUT YOU, THEN SHE WOULDN’T HAVE STARTED TO GO
OFF ON FIONA AFTER YOU HANGED UP THE PHONE. DURING YOUR CALL WITH CHRISTINE, SHE
WAS MORE CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT FIONA’S ACTIONS RATHER THAN
YOU, DUE TO THE FACT THAT SHE ONLY TALKS ABOUT FIONA AFTER THAT CALL. ALL SHE IS
FOCUSED ON IS THAT PETTY TWITTER DRAMA SHE HAD. AND FIONA OWNED UP TO THAT AT THE
END OF THE DAY. FIONA IS THE REAL MVP. CHRISTINE IS ONLY INTERESTED IN BEING YOUR
FAVORITE AT THE END OF THE DAY. CHRISTINE AND THAT OTHER FATASS, MRS.KLUMP-LOOKING
ASS BITCH OVER THERE WAS ONLY INTERESTED IN HEARING WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT FIONA
*AND NOTHING ELSE*. THEY WERE NOT CONCERNED FOR YOU. THEY ONLY WANTED TO HEAR
YOU GET BACK AT FIONA. YOU WANT PROOF? LOOK AT
THIS: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/359602685340811264/505940698063962112/unkno
wn.png?
width=428&height=452https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/359602685340811264/50594084
2960257024/unknown.png?width=423&height=453 SHE SENDS A TWEET, TELLING US TO “FOCUS
ON DESMOND” BUT THEN SHE CONTINUES TO SEND LIKE 3 FUCKING TWEETS ABOUT FIONA RIGHT
AFTER! AND SHE STILL HAS THE AUDACITY TO FUCKING DISOBEY WHAT YOU SAID. DIDN’T YOU
TELL HER TO IGNORE FIONA? BUT HERE SHE IS, STILL SO MUCH OF A DRAMA QUEEN THAT SHE
CAN'T EVEN STOP TALKING ABOUT HER FOR ONE SECOND.

Yo and the saddest fucking thing bro, is that she STILL talks about Fiona and despite the fact that
Fiona has stopped tweeting about Christine, on top of deleting all of her previous tweets just shows
that she’s nothing more than a drama queen looking to heighten the drama. Fiona is done with
Christine, because she is not giving her what she wants and you shouldn’t too, Desmond. Let me
dissect her recent tweet rn, bro:
1.) https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/359602685340811264/506163309716832266/unknown
.png?width=507&height=453
• “Etika was forcibly placed in mental hospital after deleting his channel because his
"friends" didn't understand his intentions. He's not manic. He'll be getting therapy tho!”
- IS THIS BITCH FOR REAL? THEY DID THE RIGHT THING AS SOMEONE THAT GENERALLY CARES FOR
YOU. HAD YOUR LOVED ONES NOT ARRIVED AND TAKEN YOU TO THE HOSPITAL, THIS BITCH
WOULD’VE STILL BEEN CELEBRATING HER STUPID BIRTHDAY AND MAKING FUN OF YOU THIS
ENTIRE TIME. YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS AND MOM HAS DONE SOMETHING THAT FIONA HAS FAILED
TO DO IN THOSE YEARS. THEY FORCED YOU TO GET HELP AND NOW YOU GOT THERAPY.
SOMETHING THAT THIS STUPID BITCH DIDN’T CARE ENOUGH TO DRAG YOU TO GET.

2.) https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/359602685340811264/506163724378439681/unknown
.png?width=426&height=452
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/359602685340811264/506163887759032321/unknown.p
ng
• “I've been calming his fans down for years.”
- WHAT? SHE WAS BANNING FANS LEFT AND RIGHT ON HER STREAM. SHE WAS RIDICULING YOU
AND YOUR FANS THAT WAS WORRIED. WHO TF HAS SHE BEEN CALMING DOWN? THAT
COCKSUCKING BRAT LITERALLY TRIGGERED EVERYONE.
• “They were disgusted when I posted the phone call and finally updated me on what
happened, but LEFT OUT HOW THEY THEMSELVES FORCED HIM AGAINST HIS WILL.”
- THIS STUPIDASS HOE **IS NOT A MENTAL HEALTH ADVOCATE**. ANY NIGGA THAT IS IN NEED OF
MENTAL HEALTH OR NEEDS TO BE TALKED OUT OF SUICIDE IS RARELY WILLING TO SEEK HELP BY
THEMSELVES. THEY NEED TO BE ENCOURAGED OR FORCED BY THEIR LOVED ONES. SO WHAT'S
WRONG IF THEY ARE DOING THEIR DUTY TO PROTECT AND KEEP YOU SAFE, DESMOND?
• “It was only when I saw him in person that he revealed how THEY mentally broke him,
prompting my refusal to accept Fiona's apology because it was absolutely disgusting
how she didn't believe him when he kept saying he's FINE. She still probably thinks he's
crazy.”
- YO. ANY NIGGA THAT’S GOING THROUGH SOME SHIT, WILL MOST LIKELY SHRUG SHIT OFF AND
SAY THAT THEY’RE FINE. FIONA WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU FAM. SHE’S MAKING RIDICULOUS
FUCKING CLAIMS THAT YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS AND YOUR MOM “MENTALLY BROKE YOU”…DO YOU
REALLY BELIEVE THAT WAS THE CASE? FIONA DOES NOT THINK YOU’RE CRAZY. SHE WANTS YOU
TO GET THERAPY BASED ON WHAT YOU SAID ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND YOUR ERRATIC BEHAVIOR.
SHE KNEW THAT SOMETHING WAS UP, SO PLEASE DON’T BLAME THEM. OPEN YOUR EYES.
CHRISTINE IS TRYING TO ISOLATE YOU FROM YOUR LOVED ONES AND FUCKING CONTROL YOU.
DON’T LET HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3.) https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/359602685340811264/506164139245305867/unknown
.png?width=399&height=452
• “Omg is Fiona still delusional? Does she still think she did the right thing?? She broke a
man into going insane and she still thinks she's a good person??? She clearly has no
one in her life to tell her to stop.
Please, anyone, tell her to "respectfully shut the fuck up." �
• “I just don't understand why she keeps talking about it.”
- SHE IS STILL GOING OFF ABOUT FIONA, DESPITE WHAT YOU TOLD HER TO DO: “IGNORE FIONA”.
AND THIS BITCH CAN’T IGNORE FIONA…YOU KNOW WHY? CUZ FIONA AIN’T EVEN SAYING SHIT IN
THE FIRST PLACE! SHE STOPPED A HELLA LONG TIME AGO AND DELETED ALL HER TWEETS. ON TOP
OF THAT, FIONA APOLOGIZED AND WAS THE BIGGER PERSON. YET, ALICE NEVER APOLOGIZED OR
IS MATURE ENOUGH TO JUST DROP THIS LIKE FIONA DID. THIS “MENTAL HEALTH ADVOCATE”
REFUSES TO BELIEVE THAT BRINGING IN SOMEONE TO A HOSPITAL THAT MAY BE STRUGGLING
WITH MENTAL HEALTH DUE TO ERRATIC BEHAVIOR THAT HINTS SUICIDE IS THE RIGHT THING TO
DO. SHE THINKS THAT THE RIGHT THING TO DO IS MAKE FUN OF YOU ON A LIVESTREAM OR
LEAVE YOU ALONE TO FIGURE SHIT OUT YOURSELF. SHE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU. AND NOW
AFTER YOU TOLD CHRISTINE TO ACCEPT THE HATE AND IGNORE FIONA AND YOUR FANS…SHE IS
TURNING AROUND AND TELLING OTHER PEOPLE TO HATE FIONA AND CHOOSE SIDES! THIS BITCH
IS FUCKING BATSHIT INSANE! “WHY SHE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT IT”…YET SHE MADE 10+ TWEETS
ABOUT FIONA AND CONTINUES TO GO ON!!!!!!

4.) https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/359602685340811264/506164483169714176/unknown
.png?width=556&height=452
• “Etika is a performer. An entertainer. A joker. He turned his dramatic personality into a
career. He needs people in his life who can understand that and clearly it's a very
difficult thing to do.”
- Do you see what this bitch is doing? This is bitch is working her way up tryna
get back to you as your gf again. “He needs people in his life who can
understand that”…she is imposing herself into YOUR LIFE. She is trying to
manipulate you and make you think that you NEED HER AGAIN by trying to
shift blame on Fiona and your close ones! Like I said bro…she is tryna isolate
you and make you focus on her! THE FACT THAT SHE IS REFERRING TO YOU AS
ETIKA MORE THAN DESMOND IS PROOF SHE ONLY IS AROUND YOU FOR CLOUT.
“he turned his dramatic personality into a career”?????? WITH THAT
STATEMENT SHE IS TRYNA SAY THAT YOU ARE ETIKA OFF AND ON THE
CAMERA!!!!!!! SHE DOESN’T KNOW THE REAL YOU! SHE REFUSES TO BE
AROUND DESMOND AND CHOSE ETIKA!!!!!! Listen to our homeboy, Triforce!
He speaks the truth!!! You’re not you when you’re behind that camera!!! SHE
WANTS ETIKA ALL TO HERSELF. SHE IS TRYNA BE THE HEROINE HERE! TRYNA
TO SAVE ETIKA BUT KILL OF DESMOND. SHE IS EVEN HAPPY WHEN YOU SAID
THAT YOU WILL STREAM SOON. ALL SHE IS CONCERNED ABOUT IS YOU
STREAMING AGAIN AND NOT EVEN RECUPERATING AFTER ALL OF THIS
SHITSTORM!
Bro, I really care about you as a dedicated fan. Please don’t be angry with Fiona or your close ones.
They did what they had to, because they care about you fam. Right now, you’re the one that
matters…but I feel like I should expose this bitch for who she is, so that you won’t come running into
her arms again! Don’t put your trust in this deceiving fucking hoe that is blame shifting and tryna
control you. She is making it all about her + her fight with Fiona….and less about you! YOU DO YOU
DESMOND! Forget about Etika and that part of the fanbase that wants you to make a stream ASAP.
Those fans should literally be fucking purged for being cucks. And those other cocksuckers that
complained when you wanted to take a break are the same niggas that don’t care enough to know
that there’s another you off camera. They don’t deserve you fam! You don’t have to cater to the fans
that only care about Etika. Focus on you and only you. You are the only person that matters,
Desmond. PLEASE REST. You don’t need to make a message, a STREAM, or a statement so soon.
When you get out of the hospital, please relax and lay low. Don’t touch social media until a month
later. This is your time to relax and take a break. You really need a long ass vacation bro! TAKE THE
REST OF THE YEAR OFF, IF YOU CAN. If you’re seriously thinking about coming back ASAP, then I
highly go against it and I hope your loved ones can talk you out of it. Fuck your schedule bro! You
do you and what makes DESMOND happy. Do vlogs, do talks, do whatever your true passion and
interest is OUTSIDE OF STREAMING ETIKA SHIT. You don’t need to be someone you don’t want to be
and you shouldn’t think that we need Etika. WE NEED DESMOND. What matters now is getting back
on your feet. Stay stargazing and recover in godspeed, my boy!

My Poll: https://www.strawpoll.me/16733255/

TL;DR - Alice is a manipulative bitch and is brainwashing Desmond into thinking that
those who care for him aren't really trying to help him. Therefore ETIKA will run
back into Alice's arms and she can be his gf again, while sucking all of his clout
like the soulless thot she is. Fiona, his close friends, and his mom are totally
innocent and made the right reaction to his erratic behaviors on social media. Now
Desmond is getting the help that he needs, despite the "mental health advocate" being
with him for 7 years and not doing much about it. Desmond needs a serious break and
should not do a stream ANYTIME SOON. Just to lay low, relax, and have the needed rest
that he deserves. But yeah, the main point here is: FUCK ALICE! THIS BITCH NEEDS TO
BE EVISCERATED.

EDIT: That poll is just a joke, don't take it seriously. I could've done a proper poll, without the
"manipulative comments" but I just memed one up. If you don't think like me or like my post, then
that's fine and you're entitled to your opinion. I'm not forcing shit down anyone's throat. I'm just
stating my perspective from this situation and trying to convince others about what I feel is the truth.
Btw, read this nice post that I saw a while ago, for those that can't handle my hard shit,
lol:https://www.reddit.com/r/EtikaRedditNetwork/comments/9s7eg2/is_anyone_else_worr
ied_for_desmond_because_of/