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October 2010
IN THIS ISSUE:
The Myth of Post-MIT Careers
Guest Article by Stuart Thompson
Hear What You’ve Been Missing
Ray Balberman
Things to do Before You Graduate
MIT Soph Team www.mitsc.ca
and much more
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CONTENTS
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Editor’s Note The Great American Soap
Winning Hearts, Losing Minds Opera
STAFF The genre that refuses to die
4 JENNIFER SPENCE
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
Hadrian Mertins-Kirkwood
zine.editor@gmail.com
New Kids on the Block
Three Stunning Additions to your MITSC
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HEAD COPY EDITOR Letter from the President FIMS’ Search Engine
Taylor Pearce ERIKA CASUPANAN The Research Help Desk
zine.copyeditor@gmail.com LAUREN NISBET
LAYOUT EDITOR 5
Mary Wong 12
zine.layouteditor@gmail.com The Myth of Post-MIT
Careers The Blindside of Sex
ADVERTISING AND WEB EDITOR COLLEEN WATSON
Jonathan Forani It takes more than a piece of paper to
zine.adteam@gmail.com land a media job
STUART THOMPSON 13
CONTRIBUTORS 6 Selling Out
The truth about music sales
WRITERS Our Social Network EMILY STEWART
Ray Balberman, Paula Brent, Erika
Obsession
Casupanan, Gillian Marsh, Linley
And why we can’t get away from it all 14
McConnell, Lauren Nisbet, Taylor
Rivers, Jennifer Spence, Emily GILLIAN MARSH Print is not Dead
Stewart, Stuart Thompson, Julian But that doesn’t mean we can’t have a
Uzielli, Colleen Watson 7 blog, right?
JONATHAN FORANI
ILLUSTRATORS Taking Back Our Online
Gillian Cummings, Olivia Griggs, Liam
Grue, Meg Hackney, Warren Kong,
Identities 15
Gillian Marsh, Matthew Winquist JULIAN UZIELLI
Things to Do Before You
COPY EDITORS
May Chow, Meg French, Liam Grue,
8 Graduate
MIT SOPH TEAM
Katie Hetherman, Vincy Kwong, Beth Hear What You’ve Been
Lucente, Andie Wright
PHOTOGRAPHERS
Missing
What is the importance of music fidelity
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Thomas Pilgrim in the age of the earbud? Do You Want to Contribute
RAY BALBERMAN to the Zine?
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THREE STUNNING ADDITIONS TO YOUR MITSC
PAULA BRENT
TAYLOR RIVERS
Alumni Relations Commissioner LINLEY MCCONNELL First Year Representative
Hello mittens. I’m this year’s Alumni Relations
First Year Representative
Commissioner and it’s my role is to find out what HEY MIT! I’m very excited to be the first year
past MIT students are doing so that YOU have a Hey MIT! A little about me: I love Nutella, dancing, representative of the most badass faculty at
better idea of all the dyno opportunities that await Ryan Reynolds, and Latin. As one of your first year Western. I look forward to all the MIT events this
you with a degree in MIT/MPI/MTP. Careers. Jobs. reps it’s my job to make your first year in MIT the year, particularly anything that involves dancing.
Real life. Curious phenomena. So whether you’re best year of your life. That, and the job to make MIT I hope to provide the first years with a voice on
an aspiring journalist, filmmaker, activist, or b-boy look like the most badass faculty on campus. If you council and put together a wicked event for you all
(like myself), I want to put you in touch with people have any questions or concerns about the program to attend. But hmm.. what else, oh! I love music,
who are already there and who are willing to help or just want to put any ideas out there, just let either I own way too much plaid, and am full of useless
brothers and sisters get there too. So start dreaming, Taylor or me know! Never take life seriously, no one knowledge about pop culture. That is all. See you
wild ones. The future is coming. Way fast. gets out alive anyway. soon!
pbrent@uwo.ca lmcconn9@uwo.ca trivers4@uwo.ca
Welcome to the first of a series of “Letter from the As the MITSC President, I represent undergraduate graduate? Hopefully Paula and this new position will
President” blurbs to let you guys know what I’ve FIMS students on FIMS committees including be able to help you figure it out. Paula has been
been working on. Since September, it’s been very Faculty Council, Faculty Town Hall, Space working hard to collect alumni contact information
common for FIMS students to come to me asking, Committee, and as the Chair of the Undergraduate and will be creating a blog that profiles FIMS alumni.
“Sooo... how is being president going? Wait... uh... Student Fund Committee. I also act as a link between The blog, which will be updated throughout the
what does the president do exactly?” I suppose it’s FIMS students and the USC on committees such year, will feature an alumni, their career history, and
probably a good idea to clear up what I do. as the University Students’ Council, the Standing what they have been involved in at Western. Pretty
Communications Policy Committee, and the USC neat, huh?
The job of the MITSC President, in a nut shell, is to
Presidential Roundtable. That probably sounds like
ensure council runs smoothly. The responsibilities As the Chair of the Undergraduate Student Fund
a lot of meetings, but I am working to represent all
include delegating tasks, acting as a supportive Committee, I’ve also been working with the
of you. So if you ever have any feedback on the
resource to all members of council, familiarizing committee to review funding proposals, approve and
MITSC, the USC, or the faculty, please let me know
myself with USC policies by attending Clubs facilitate projects, and ensure that all of the projects
so I can direct your feedback to the proper place.
Training and Clubs Finance Training, and ensuring are beneficial to FIMS students. The MITSC is also
that the MITSC Constitution is upheld by all So what has been happening since September? working on programming for the fall which include
members. The president’s responsibilities also vary Three new members have been added to the MPI events, a charity coffee house, a social event,
throughout the year. For example, in September a MITSC. The two first year reps, Linley McConnell and much more!
large responsibility is filling vacant council positions, and Taylor Rivers, are a rad pair who will be the link
That’s all for now, kids. Remember, I always love
in January a responsibility is organizing debates between first year students and the council. This
to chat.
during the USC election period, and in March the year the MITSC has also introduced a new position
president works on transitioning the incoming called the Alumni Relations Commissioner, which Erika Casupanan
president and councillor. is filled this year by the lovely Paula Brent. Ever MITSC President
4 [mitZine v10.i2] wonder what happens to FIMS students after they ecasupan@uwo.ca
GUEST ARTICLE
A historic moment in the history of media occurred Phillips’ first big hit was Guiding Light in 1937,
between 2:00 and 3:00 pm on September 17, whose instant popularity had advertisers falling over
2010—if you don’t know what happened, ask your themselves to sponsor the show. Phillips believed
grandmother. that a radio serial’s main purpose was to be a “utility
to its sponsors.” She made a habit of introducing
On that Friday, America’s second longest-running
major story events, such as weddings, that could
daytime soap opera, As The World Turns, aired its
easily lend themselves to tie-in products and
final episode. By 3:01 pm, more than fifty years of
endorsements. In fact, the term ‘soap opera’ comes
heartache, heartbreak, and breakups in the small
from the fact that the earliest advertised products
town of Oakdale, Illinois, had reached their end, and
were—you guessed it—soap.
not a dry eye could be found in nursing homes and
retirement communities across the nation. When television came of age in the early 1950s,
CBS Radio was keen for GL to transfer over to the
Yet therein lies the problem. Citing falling ratings and
visual medium. Before Phillips went on to create
aging viewers, TV networks are cancelling daytime
ATWT and Days Of Our Lives, she was initially
serials left and right, replacing them with cheaper
skeptical of this new technology. For the first four
crowd-pleasing fare; ATWT is just the latest victim
years, she had the show produce two different
in a long line of casualties. Only a handful of soaps
versions—one for radio and one for TV—in case
remain on air under constant threat of replacement
the whole ‘television thing’ didn’t work out.
by reruns of The Price Is Right.
Television daytime soap operas continued to thrive.
How did this happen? How did television’s most
The format’s emphasis on dialogue over action
bankable genre go so wrong?
scenes meant that housewives could go about their
Historians have credited the birth of the soap opera daily tasks while listening to the TV from another
genre to Irna Phillips, an American radio writer in room. The segmented story lines and repetitive
the 1930s. Phillips knew that if she targeted shows explanations of past events made it easy for (even
to housewives, she could attract a previously the most casual) viewers to keep up with the exploits
overlooked demographic that held considerable of their favourite fictional characters.
purchasing power.
Let’s flash forward to 2010, where soap opera ratings
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are at an all-time low. In this post-network era,
television episodes can be streamed, ad-free,
with the click of a button, and no one has five
hours a week to dedicate to a single show. Even
worse, the most desirable demographic—the
Internet generation—have no interest in their
grandparents’ outdated entertainment. As a sign
of the times, the industry’s oldest and largest
sponsor, Procter & Gamble, bailed out of the
soap sponsorship business just last year, while
other companies are set to follow.
Not everyone in the soap industry, however, is
ready to give up on this legendary genre just
yet. Many influential cast and crewmembers are
pulling together to give the traditional American
soap opera a not so traditional home on the
Internet.
In the past several years, the Internet-only soap
opera has gained considerable momentum.
FIMS’ SEARCH ENGINE
The most popular online shows have attracted THE RESEARCH HELP DESK
some of the biggest names in the industry: the written by Lauren Nisbet, MITSC VP Academic
star-studded “Gotham” reads as a who’s-who of illustrated by Mary Wong // edited by Meg French
soap actors; “Imaginary Bitches” was recently
It’s that time of year again. September has come and gone, leaves are changing, the air is crisp, and
nominated for an Emmy; and the actors and
school bags are heavy. Brace yourselves, it’s midterm season. Whether you’re hunkered down all day
storylines on “Venice” (unofficially) picked up
at Weldon or typing frantically at NCB between classes, we are all facing the same onslaught of essays,
from where Guiding Light left off. The financial
exams, and assignments that won’t stop coming until the end of the semester. Here’s a thought to keep
backgrounds to these shows are just as
your spirits up: you are not alone. Not only are your peers stressing right along with you, but Western offers
untraditional as their distribution method: the
tons of resources to help you out during this busy time, so take advantage!
leading shows are financed through private
donations, fan fundraising, and subscription- Fran Gray, subject librarian for Information and Media Studies, is part of the knowledgeable and experienced
only access. staff at Weldon Library who are always happy to help with anything you may need. The Research Help
Desk—located on the main floor—provides assistance for any essay or assignment research that could
Interestingly enough, the traditional daytime
be making you frantic.
soap opera—a genre known for its characters’
revolving door romances and a never ending When approaching a research project it’s easy to become overwhelmed, especially when you don’t know
supply of evil twins—is under constant pressure where to begin. “Refine your research question and understand the background of your topic,” are the first
to remain as un-controversial as possible. If pieces of advice Fran gives for any struggling researcher. Having a more specific focus allows you to be
a soap is too adventurous, like introducing more efficient with your time, not having to spend hours searching through books and web pages. She
same-sex relationships into the traditionally emphasizes that “some preliminary reading can often save time in the long run.”
heterosexual landscape, the show’s advertisers
It’s this efficiency of research that Fran and the rest of the Research Help Desk team are experts in. “If you
get nervous and demand changes. As a result:
can’t find what you are looking for in five minutes, ask,” encourages Fran. If you discover you have more
Phillip from The Young & The Restless was
questions as you proceed, she always encourages you to come back for more help.
written out shortly after he came out; GL’s Olivia
and Natalia were never allowed to kiss; and Fran Gray specializes in resources for MIT and can be contacted by email (fgray@uwo.ca) or by phone
ATWT ended with its three gay characters either (519-661-2111 extension 84823).
dead, heartbroken, or alone.
Online soaps, nevertheless, are not limited by BREAKDOWN OF RESOURCES
these outdated standards and practices. The Libraries: the Shared Library Catalogue (http://alpha.lib.uwo.ca) helps you to search for books at any
logistics behind Internet distribution and private library on campus, but most of the books relevant to media studies can be found at Weldon. There
ownership allow creators unprecedented levels is also a page specific to MIT on the Western Libraries website (http://www.lib.uwo.ca/programs/
of creative freedom. For example, “Venice” was mediainformationandtechnoculture), which provides links to media-related databases such as
praised for its imaginative continuation of the Communication and Mass Media Complete and Google Scholar. The page also links to News Source
Olivia and Natalia relationship (and yes, they databases which provide full text newspaper articles.
finally got to kiss).
Online Tutorials: provide Citing and Writing guides to help students prepare proper citations for
Over seven decades, soap operas have references (http://www.lib.uwo.ca/programs/journalism/styleguides.html)
gone from humble radio serials, to successful
television dramas, and become pioneers in There is also a News Research guide for students looking to use information directly from news stories
the world of online entertainment. It seems (http://www.lib.uwo.ca/programs/journalism/newsnewspapersresearchguide.html)—especially
that, much like Days’ infamous villain Stefano helpful for MIT students!
DiMera, the American daytime soap opera Wireless Internet Access, Printing, Photocopying, and Study Space are also services available at
genre can never truly die. Western Libraries
THE BLINDSIDE OF SEX
written by Colleen Watson // illustrated by Meg Hackney // edited by Taylor Pearce
Throughout the 1940’s, Alfred Kinsey worked diligently to prove that humans are naturally sexual.
After The Kinsey Reports were completed in 1953, his statistics showed that individual sexual
experiences ranged from self-fulfillment, premarital sex, and homosexual relationships. Just
the same as any animal on the planet, we are inherently sexual, and his statistics shed light on
many misconceptions of sexuality. So why does mainstream media still convey sexuality in such
a narrow view nearly sixty years after the Kinsey Reports?
Sexuality is everywhere in our society, whether it’s the Buffalo ad at London bus stops, music
artists like Lady Gaga and Britney Spears, or Hollywood starlets such as Scarlett Johansson and
Megan Fox. The media focuses on highly sexualized women. History has shown us that sexuality
is based on culture, and our culture is capitalism. Our media creates sexual ideals for viewers’ to
strive towards, so companies may profit from sex. “I think all women in Hollywood are known as
sex symbols,” Megan Fox said to Entertainment Weekly in 2009. “…You’re merchandised. You’re
a product. You’re sold and it is based on sex.”1 However, these images limit viewers’ perceptions
of what it means to be sexual. If viewers see sexuality as natural, people will not invest. Everybody
knows that sex sells, but society also imposes gender roles when it comes to sexuality. “People
limit themselves when they succumb to feminine and masculine binary roles,” says Jillian Clair,
a third year MIT student. “Men and women behave in what they think is sexual rather than what
they feel is sexual. They miss out on exploring themselves as sexual people.” Most people are in
the dark on sexual behavior, simply because society paints a negative image.
Mainstream media primarily conveys heterosexual couples and frequently depicts women as
vulnerable characters who are subverting to their male partners. Whether it’s Jersey Shore’s
Ronnie and Sammi, or Glee’s Quinn and Puck, sex in media insinuates that male characters have
an obligation to prove their masculinity through sexually active lifestyles, while women characters
are left to gratify the men. The problem is that media does not broaden this perspective. “Sexuality
is not a static thing,” continues Clair. “It is constantly being challenged and contradicted.” This
becomes apparent when media figures challenge sexual norms.
Adam Lambert’s videos feature strictly heterosexual couples, even though he has been overtly
homosexual since his debut on American Idol in 2009. Last November, Adam kissed his heterosexual
keyboardist at the American Music Awards. The following day, he was pulled from Good Morning
America and received criticism across America, but Adam Lambert refused to apologize for the
incident. “There is nothing wrong with what I did...It was just a kiss!” he exasperated on BBC One.
“People kept saying, ‘Oh, but our children!’ I’m a singer, not a babysitter. It was eleven o’clock
at night!”2 Parents had similar concerns for their children when Katy Perry appeared on Sesame
Street, singing a parody with Elmo of her single, “Hot and Cold”. Parents expressed that Katy
Perry’s outfit was “too sexual for pre-schoolers”.3 However, in our society, it is nearly impossible to
censor sexuality since mainstream media uses sex appeal for blatant advertising. “The problem
with media is how much it lies,” says Josi Knelsen, a second year English student from Kings.
“Young girls and boys are going to get the wrong idea unless someone educates them about sex.
If they are not informed, they are more likely to make poor decisions for themselves.” However,
since sexuality has negative implications, parents often avoid addressing the subject altogether
with their children.
So, perhaps it is time for our society to reconstruct its notions on sexuality. In the 21st century,
it is apparent that we are overpopulated, so sexuality needs to be understood outside of sexual
intercourse itself. Maybe we should take some of Kinsey’s advice, and realize that sexuality is
a natural thing. Everyone has different pleasures, fantasies, and fetishes. Some prefer men
more, and others prefer women more. By making sexuality comfortable and removing negative
connotations, individuals can experience fluidity in their sexual experiences, whether it is an
individual or shared. This allows people to see beyond media’s narrow view of what it means
to “be sexual”, which may lead to healthier relationships and sexual lifestyles. It’s time society
regards sexuality as empowering rather than degrading.
1 http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20284375,00.html
2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7sL1bbdAEo
3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zyDp3XhQXE
SELLING OUT?
THE TRUTH ABOUT MUSIC SALES
written by Emily Stewart // illustrated by Gillian Cummings // edited by Katie Hetherman
Websites such as Napster and Limewire are often looked down upon because they allow people
to download digital recordings for free. It is considered illegal since there is no price on the music
provided. It is labeled as unfair to the musicians since they supposedly make no money from the
free downloads. Surprisingly, however, it is not the singers and bands we love who benefit from
record sales.
In fact, musicians earn just 13% of the profits from record sales. The record label, on the other
hand, amasses the largest slice of the pie, collecting 63% of the profits from the CDs. The other
24% goes to the distributors of the record. It is suggested that for every $1000 sold in CDs, the
musician only makes about $23.40.1 This disconcerting fact can leave many thinking: “How is
that even possible?” A few years ago, Courtney Love made a breakdown of the economics of the
recording industry.
The controversial singer states that although the band is given $1 million to begin with, half of that
money is spent on the recording process of an album. Also, the manager gets 20% commission,
in addition to $25 000 given to both the lawyer and the business manager. Therefore, the band
has to live on $45 000 until the record is released.
Once the album is released, the band typically releases two singles and two videos to go along
with the song releases. Half of the money spent on the production of the music video comes right
out of the band’s royalties. Support for the tour costs $200 000 and is 100% recoupable. Then,
the record company spends $300 000 on radio promotion, which is charged straight to the band.
The band then earns $2 million dollars from all of the record sales— that is, if none of the CDs
were sold at a discounted price.
How much does the record company earn? About $11 million, spending $750 000 in publishing
and $2.2 million in marketing, leaving their profit at $6.6 million. The musicians themselves earn
about a third of what they could be receiving working at a gas station.2
The next time you hear your favourite band say they never made a dime in album sales, keep this
in mind. Love explains that although, “ hearing yourself on the radio, selling records, getting new
fans and being on TV is great [...] the band doesn’t have any money[...] and nobody has credit”.3
The media portrays the celebrity life as glamourous, complete with loads of cash, but the truth is,
they make very little money.
Love also states that the relationship between a musician and their fans is a special one that a
record company doesn’t understand, as they “put records on the radio and hope for the best”.3
However, it seems that more musicians are using digital technology to promote themselves. Love
believes that this is beneficial because it, “gives everyone world wide, instant access to music”
and it creates “new ways to distribute and market music”.3
Digital music can really help those who are trying to get into the industry. If you go on Youtube,
there are thousands of musicians who are trying to promote themselves. There are also many
fan pages on Facebook and MySpace for the bands to gain fans. Digital music is also easier to
access than store-bought music. Unfortunately, the quality of the digital music format is terrible,
but Love feels that no one really cares anymore: “No one prefers a cruddy sounding mp3 over the
real thing. But it’s easier to get an mp3 file”.3
Despite the awful sound quality and copyright concerns that come with free digital music, Love
feels fine with her fans accessing her music that way: “I’m not afraid of wireless, mp3 files or any
other threat to my copyrights. Anything that makes my music more available to more people is
great”.3 She has touched a nerve on the current state of the music industry, even if the record
labels don’t love to hear it.
1 http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20100712/23482610186.shtml
2 http://www.negativland.com/albini.html
3 http://www.salon.com/technology/feature/2000/06/14/love/print.html
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