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I the author am not responsible for any damages to property, any bodily injury,
or any loss of life or financial loss that may occur due to using the information
in this book. I am also NOT responsible for any laws broken by your use of
this information.
You are responsible for your own actions. If you break a window with a
hammer, that’s obviously your fault.
If a dog that you bought after being inspired by this guide bites somebody,
you’re responsible. If you wrap barbed wire around a 2x4 and hit someone
any kind, nor does it encourage setting any sort of trap for another individual.
Introduction
The Humble 2x4
Why the 2x4?
Doubles as a Weapon
Your House
Lighting and Shrubbery:
Probing:
Random Strangers/ Knockers:
Neighbors:
Doors and 2x4’s
The Door Bar
Back Door Wood
Screen/Storm doors
Strike plate/Hinge reinforcement
Door Guard Plates
Glass Sliding Doors
Porch lights and Door alarms
Windows and Nail holes
2x4 Wedge
Nails in Drill holes
Window safety tips
Tactics and Trickery
Call the “Po-lease”
“Lights out” Tactic
Slippery Floor
Safe Room
Improvised Weapons
Anti-Creeper Window
The Mighty Pupper
Door/Window Routines
The Car Alarm Tactic
Give me A Sign
Neighborhood Watch
Bedroom Security
Introduction
A 2x4 to many people might just be a piece of lumber. If they want home security they’ll
just go call a corporation to send out a technician to install a state-of-the-art security
system. They’ll be billed every single month for as long as they require “peace of mind”
and that will be all she wrote.
Another fee, and another monthly bill. That scenario is for those with disposable income;
people of middle and upper class. When you make less than $15,000 USD every single
year, you cannot really afford to shell out cash at every single whim. Chances are, you’re
just like myself and most other hard working Americans. You can barely afford to pay rent
and you live from paycheck to paycheck.
Life isn’t just come and go as you please. You’re struggling to provide for you family. You
don’t have the money to go out and buy a new security system.
Realistically, you don’t have to. Yes, burglaries are a very real situation. They are quite
common, often with the intruders being armed.
Your home could be broken into and you wouldn’t be able to really do anything about it.
What many home security companies don’t tell you, is that if the power goes out then
your home security system is rendered useless. Bet it wasn’t worth that monthly price
when it doesn’t even work. It has been shown as well that some burglars “smash and grab”
houses with alarm systems anyway. Cameras are great, but if the intruder covers their
faces, there isn’t much you can do legally.
Most home invasions occur within 1 to 2 minutes. The average burglar spends about 30
seconds in your house, meanwhile the police take at least 5 minutes to respond with your
home alarm system requiring an extra 30 to 45 seconds before actually activating.
It’s easy to see in this scenario why home alarm systems seem to be somewhat of a waste
of money.
If you’ve grown up poor and you’ve been in the poverty class, you’ve likely went your
whole entire life without any form of a security system and gotten by unscathed.
While it is true that a good home security system will deter a lot of potential burglars, the
professional ones generally don’t stay away.
You might be asking yourself, why this guide?
This guide was written mainly because the average door can be kicked
down in less than 10 seconds. Yes, this is with both deadbolt and door knob
locks engaged.
You might go out and buy chain locks and security latches and all this other
nonsense. The reality of those things are that they fail. The only thing a chain
lock provides is a false sense of security. Why waste your precious money on
all these things that don’t work? Any google search will quickly back up my
statement. Those things do not work and are a waste of money. The more
functional home security products that do help prevent break-ins are well over
the $100 range: talk about cash grabbing.
What we’re not told is that you can prevent someone from kicking your door
in completely, all while spending less than $30; assuming you have a drill
handy(if not you’ll have to buy one) and maybe a handsaw.
That’s where this guide comes in: to show the way of ingenuity.
You simply cannot afford to risk your family’s lives on a security system that
gives criminals an extra forty-five seconds. You shouldn’t have to be
unprotected because of your income level, either.
It isn’t always just your valuables that intruders might want. Rape is a
common motive for many home invasions. Even worse than that is murder,
kidnapping and a whole slew of other nightmares.
To delay a home invasion is an appropriate response to these situations, and
could quite literally mean life or death.
By following this guide, you will be able to kick proof your doors, and
perhaps prevent a home invasion entirely.
That isn’t to say that home invasions will be out of the realm of possibilities.
That depends on the burglar, their equipment, the circumstance and among
other things, their determination. The 2x4 bar method is unsightly, yet is very
effective for those not caring about looking like a paranoid individual.
A 2x4 bar likely won’t withstand a chainsaw, but most burglars luckily don’t
carry one. That’s my only qualms about the bar method though, and you can
replace the lumber with a steel rod or pipe to negate the risk of a chainsaw
being used on your door.
In today’s society where mini sledgehammers can be obtained for less than
$20 and used to smash your door in, I think it’s time for a more realistic and
less money driven approach to home security.
You don’t have to spend $100 to kick proof your door, and you shouldn’t have
to.
Protecting your family and your domain is your natural right.
Why pay $100 on a security device when a 2x4 only costs less than $8? The
untreated ones are less than $3, why pay so much for an oversized chain lock?
The Humble 2x4
Your standard 2x4 is approximately 8’(2.43m) and usually made of pine. It’s length can
greatly exceed 8’ but this fact isn’t relevant. It could be treated which usually entails a
heftier price by a few dollars (which is just saying that it is more resistant to rot than
untreated wood is). What we’re looking at is one of the most versatile pieces of wood in
the world. Next time you go to your local home department store, pick up a fine member
of the 2x4 and smell its sweet wooden smell. Yes, don’t be ashamed if other people look at
you. Who gives a f**k what they think, you’re in love with big wood.
Using a 2x4, you could quickly secure your entire home; that’s assuming you have power
tools like a drill, and something to cut the board with like a hand saw. If you don’t, those
things are inexpensive to pick up from your local warehouse store. Corded drills and
handsaws are relatively inexpensive so they won’t cost a fortune to acquire, unlike the
battery operated hand drills and power saws. All in all, if you calculate the list below; the
cost of having to buy every single item as opposed to paying a continual monthly fee for
the next decade, you will quickly realize the cheaper option.
You don’t have to be a professional carpenter to install bar holders on either side of your
door and cut a 2x4 to fit the width. It’s not hard to do, and you’ll save thousands of
dollars. Plus, the bad guy will break his leg before he manages to kick your door down;
always fun to watch.
If you were to buy everything needed to beef up your home’s security on the cheap,
here would be the list:
Doubles as a Weapon
Did I mention a 2x4 doubles as a club? It can deliver the force of a baseball bat and costs
significantly less with twice the durability. Sure, it might not fit everybody’s hands but
that can be fixed with a little whittling. You can do all sorts of modifications to it for the
sake of ‘decorational’ purposes. Mind you, that actually using it as a weapon with
modifications like nails, barbwire, or glass shards super glued to it can be deemed
premeditated assault in court; but it damn sure looks cool. Take my advice, and don’t
modify it if you’re going to use it as a home defense weapon. They’re so cheap you can
produce multiple clubs and store them all over the house or in vehicles.
Note: If you use a modified 2x4 as a home defense weapon, see the disclaimer at the
start of this book.
Your House
You could live in a mobile home in the country, in a mobile home park, or a suburban
neighborhood. You could live in low income housing, an apartment, or in a small farm
house in the woods. Where you call your home is your personal preference; what is certain
is that you also have the natural birth right to defend that home as well. Let’s give a few
pointers.
Probing:
Probing is where a random flyer is left attached to your door, or you find a cookie
or some other breakable item under your doormat. To most, this would be
precarious but not at all suspicious enough for them to see the motive behind it.
It’s a clever way criminals check to see if there are any occupants in the house. If
anyone has been living in the house, chances are they will remove the flyer or step
on the cookie. Within a few days after placing the cookie, a thief will come back to
see if the cookie is broken. If it is, they will likely begin planning ways to get into
the house.
Be sure and remove the cookie or flyer and notify local police of suspicious activity
in your area.
If you’re wondering how we can fix this problem, the answer is quite simple:
replace the screws with 3” heavy duty screws.
This reinforces the strike plate by using the frame of your house instead of the
frame of the door. This will delay the intruders at least 10-30 more seconds.
Even after reinforcement, there are several weak points in the door beyond just the
strike plates of both the deadbolt and door knob. The hinges are also guilty of
using overly small screws and will also need to be reinforced. 3” screws are your
best bet and therefore should be used to replace every visible screw involving your
door entirely, minus the doorknob and deadbolt screws within the mechanisms.
Those are there for a reason.
For the hinges you should take one screw out at a time and replace it with a 3”
screw. Do not remove all the screws at once or else you’ll have to go through the
trouble of remounting the door onto the frame.
Using these simple modifications, your door will be way more secure than it was
before. It will also be a little bit harder to kick in, too.
If you want complete security from kick-ins though, you’ll have to use the bar
method that is in the next chapter.
Doors and 2x4’s
The Door Bar
is a method in which you’ll fasten (2) zinc bar holders on either side of the door frame
leveled across from each other. They will then be secured to the inner wall studs of the
frame by 3” screws which you’ll drill in place. Afterwards, simply cut to length a section
of 2x4 that is the width span between the zinc bar holders so that each end of the board
Back Door Wood
Isn’t as provocative as it sounds and was used commonly back in the old days by
farmers and country people alike. It was basically a board cut to fit the space
between the door and a sturdy wall or obstacle. It prevents the door from being
opened, but doesn’t provide much security at the top of the door. It’s by far the
cheapest method of home security with a 2x4.
The board is laid on the floor and slid into place between the door and wall. The
less space, the shorter the board.
If it’s a snug fit then the board should prevent the door from being budged
altogether.
This method is definitely cumbersome and was most popular among farmers who
didn’t use the backdoor to their house and so they wedged a board between the two:
hence the name.
Back door wood will get the job done, but can be cumbersome to remove
constantly; it may very well be a trip hazard.
It is better than nothing and therefore should be used if you have no other way of
beefing up your home, or don’t want to cause any damage to your door frame.
Maybe you live in an apartment; either way it works best if you have a wall near
the door.
Screen/Storm doors
Screen/Storm doors are extra layers of security as well as they help prevent rain from
getting underneath your door and cut energy heating and cooling costs. Their latches and
locks alone can be bypassed simply by prying the door open. This is where “Hook and
- Remove screws from the hinges one at a time while replacing each removed
small screw with a large #10 3” Torx Screw.
Adding extra hinges further increases strength and durability of the door being
seated onto the frame.
- Remove the small screws from the strike plate. (where the door latch makes
contact with the frame; that peculiar piece of metal you may or may not
already know about) Replace the small screws with #10 3” Torx screws.
This extra reinforcement will further increase your door’s stability during an
attempted invasion, which will decrease their chances of breaking in your door.
At the very least, it will prevent them from kicking it down within 10 seconds.
Door Guard Plates
Door Guard Plates are steel plates that reinforce where the door knob and deadbolt sit
inside of the door. This are near the latch is known to shatter under force causing the latch
A great deterrent to home invasions are 120 decibel door alarms that when used in
conjunction with “Security system on premises” stickers strikes fear in home intruders.
They are quite affordable and extremely loud. Sure to alert you to your door being opened,
and sending the home intruder fleeing into the night.
Windows and Nail holes
2x4 Wedge
Functioning much like the Glass sliding door counter part or the back door wood, the 2x4
window wedge is simply lodging a piece of lumber or wooden dowel between the moving
window and the frame itself: preventing it from being opened.
To make the wedge, measure the space between the window from the frame to the top of
the moving panel. Cut the board/dowel to fit and make sure it fits tight enough to prevent
falling out yet is easy to remove.
Nails in Drill holes
You can nail your window shut but still allow it to be opened in an emergency by drilling
out a hole right above the bottom pane at either corner. You’ll drill all the way through the
panel which will make a channel through both top and bottom frames.
Remove the drill bit and insert a nail into the hole.
This method allows you to seal your windows but still provide extra security as the
window cannot simply be broken or the glass be cut with a glass cutter and the latch
unlocked. Rather, the burglar will have to figure out why the window isn’t opening.
WARNING: Leave the nail head sticking out just a little so that it may be pulled out
quickly in an emergency situation such as a fire.
Window safety tips
- Keep your windows covered with either a thick bed sheet, a curtain, or blinds to
prevent nosy creepers and potential intruders from spying on you and your family.
- When using the nail method be sure to leave the nail head sticking out enough
where you can pull it out quickly, in case of emergencies. It’s a fire hazard to seal
your window completely.
- Anti-break film is a great extra layer for your home’s security as windows
are the second method to which home intruders gain entry to your home.
Combined with a vibration window alarm and the nail method, your
windows will be as nearly as impenetrable as you could possibly make
them.
(y’know aside from actually boarding the windows up…)
- Do not leave your blinds/curtains/sheets open at night or when you’re gone as
people can see in and spy on both your family and probe your possessions.
- Always check the windows before you leave if you live in a house with other
people. The reason being is that you never know when a window was opened last
and so it is better to just check and be on the safe side.
- Do Not seal windows as a form of home security. Windows can be used as
emergency exits and should therefore be as accessible as possible.
Tactics and Trickery
In this chapter we’re going to be getting into some rather unusual methods of home
security that aren’t for the serious of temperament. From having a plan of retreat to calling
the police; this is probably the most interesting part of the book. We’re talking “Home
Alone” type maneuvers and strategies to gain us the advantage and turn the tide of the
battle.
Or the more recommended method would be to hide and call the police. That works too.
You want the element of surprise here. It will give you a slight advantage if you work fast
with your blows. Be relentless and scream and make as much noise as you can while
striking them.
Slippery Floor
Quick to utilize but makes one hell of a mess, the slippery floor has you covered (pun
intended) on cheap security. Basically if you find yourself in a room with a
hardwood/linoleum/tile floor and a bottle of cooking oil/mineral oil/laundry
detergent/liquid soap then you’ve all you need to pull a “Home Alone” tactic.
Basically just dump the liquid in front of the door and then lock the door. If they manage
to break through they will slip and fall; allowing you time to get away or attack. If there is
no other exit than the doorway you just covered with cooking oil, then your best bet is to
You’ll want to flee to your safe room as soon as possible and be sure to barricade the door
as well if possible. You can use a 2x4 bar in this room as well. The goal is to have a
location to retreat to and wait for the police to arrive.
Another good idea is to keep most of your valuables in this room as well in order to cut
the burglar’s losses. Having a solid core door and reinforced hinges are a good idea as
well.
Improvised Weapons
Pens, pencils, scissors, kitchen knives, hammers, boards, golf clubs, baseball bats, heavy
flashlights, etc. There are numerous options with which to arm yourself. The possibilities
Story Time:
Now then, this method was used by a mother protecting her daughter from a local pervert,
and so inspired me to include it in my guide for the sake of entertainment. Supposedly the
daughter had complained of a man peeking into her bedroom window randomly at night.
The mother then nailed several nails into a board and laid it on the ground outside of her
daughter’s window.
She lightly covered it with dirt so as to cover the board but not cover the nails protruding
upright.
After several days, the mother found the board one morning laying in her yard; to my
knowledge that was the end of her daughter’s stalking incident.
Remember: Keep your curtains closed at night. Make sure your children do the
same.
The Mighty Pupper
When you think of buying a dog for home security purposes, you naturally want the
biggest and baddest breed known to man. You want a rottweiler, or a doberman or maybe
a german shepherd. Realistically, the size of the dog or the breed doesn’t determine it’s
fight. I’ve personally known pitbulls that were big babies that wouldn’t hurt a fly, and then
had poodles that would tear my fingers all to hell with their teeth just for trying to pet
them.
It boils down to most of the more vicious dogs being breeds like the jack russell and
chihuahua. These dogs won’t strike fear into the hearts of home intruders, but they can be
vicious as all hell and make a lot of noise. Good luck getting a Chihuahua to stop growling
and barking. Maybe they are inherently born with “little dog syndrome” and that’s why
they try to compensate by being so fierce. Whatever the case, little dogs are the best way
to go.
Don’t buy a dog and put it on a chain outside all by itself for the rest of its life all in the
name of security. Nah, if you want serious protection then get a small indoor dog.
Take note than having a small dog is still a pet, and so therefore you will have vet bills and
have to provide it with food and water. Dogs also provide the benefit of companionship
and love and should be bought for these reasons over security purposes as they are living
beings worthy of love just like the rest of us.
Chances are if the dog you have bonds with you, it will also protect you: regardless of
breed. Small dogs are easier to care for, but you shouldn’t overlook larger dogs either.
Choose whatever dog you prefer. That’s your personal taste.
Door/Window Routines
- Check your doors and windows every night before bed to ensure they are
locked.
- Check windows and doors before you leave the home and ensure they are
locked.
You should develop these habits in order to guarantee your family’s safety. More
often than not most home invasions occur through unlocked doors or windows.
Be sure and inspect the door locks after a family member comes home. Try to
remind them to make it a habit to lock the door.
Remember: Your family’s safety is your utmost priority above all else. You
must work together to ensure that your home is safe.
The Car Alarm Tactic
If you’re fortunate enough to own a vehicle with a car alarm in it, then chances are you
also have a panic button. You can keep your car keys by your bedside and set off the alarm
on your car if you’re within range (depends on the size of your house) allowing you to
scare off any suspicious people near your house.
You don’t even have to go outside for this to work; you could activate the alarm and let it
go off for a few minutes.
It’s a cheap tactic but it works and that’s all that matters.
The car alarm will likely attract unwanted attention from the neighbors and scare off
anyone with bad intentions or whoever happens to be lurking nearby.
Give me A Sign
Even if you don’t own a dog, putting up a cheap “Beware of Dog” sign from your local
hardware store will work as a deterrent in and of itself. If you do have a dog, then having
this sign in a visible location likely prevents the intruder from suing you if he gets bitten
after breaking in (stupid isn’t it?) and possibly injured or killed by your dog.
A shame we live in a society where criminals can sue you for you defending yourself in
your own home. If you live in a state where you have “castle doctrine” then you likely
don’t have anything to worry about.
Having both “Home security system” and “Beware of dogs” are great deterrents and
relatively inexpensive. You can further add to the idea that you own a dog (even if you
don’t) by putting a ball in your front yard and putting a food bowl on your front porch.
Remember: Dogs alone don’t prevent you from becoming a target.
Neighborhood Watch
Neighborhoods with “neighborhood watch” signs up serve as a deterrent in and of
themselves. It’s where neighbors watch out for each other and call the police on the first
sign of trouble or suspicious behavior. Living in a neighborhood like this is a great idea,
but generally seeing a street with a “watch” sign likely indicates prior criminal activity in
the area.
“Watches” don’t usually ensure you’ll be safe and shouldn’t be viewed in that light.
You’re responsible for your own safety at the end of the day, but knowing that you have
neighbors watching your house does provide some security: albeit small.
If you live in an area like this, you likely already have top notch home security
measurements such as barred windows and steel security doors. Still, the 2x4 door bar will
work in your favor.
You don’t need “neighborhood watch” though, you can simply make friendly
acquaintances with your local neighbors and express any suspicious activity you’ve seen
lately. Ask them to keep an eye out.
Bedroom Security
You’re most vulnerable when you are asleep. It’s best to sleep in a bedroom with a
lockable door that has a solid core. You can bar the door, reinforce the hinges or all of the
above. You should keep a weapon in your bedroom, along with your vehicle keys and a
cell phone.
Don’t be afraid to invest in a solid core door if you can afford it. It isn’t necessary but you
can pick up a steel door at your local hardware store for under $120 and can reinforce it
with what you see fit.
The takeaway from all this is that your bedroom door is your second layer of defense
standing between you and potential danger. Why it’s worth investing in is simply because
of the question of “What will your spouse do if they are home alone and asleep during a
break in?”
Hollow or Solid?
If your bedroom door is already solid core, then you have nothing to worry about. If you
are not sure what type of door you have, knock on it. You’ll hear if it’s hollow; and if you
still can’t tell apply a little pressure to the center of the door. If there is any give to the
material then you have a hollow core door.
Remember: You don’t have to buy a new door because this book says so; the
investment in the long run seems like a good idea.
Copyright 2018 Micah Coulter
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