Anna

Keith, I’m not going to apologies for caring for myself ok! I don’t really care anymore. I’m sorry, I’ve

tried for this to work out and I just don’t love you anymore. I don’t want to be with you and trying to

spend time with you is a chore that frankly I don’t have time for. (Pause) Keith? No, please don’t…..I’m

sorry let me just clean this up and I’ll think of something. I honestly don’t even know where to start. This

place is such a mess. Um, could you help me clean? I think we can really turn this place around if...you

would help. That’s fine I can take care of it myself too. (Pause) I’m not sure if I can keep this up. I mean

all the jobs are just eating at me, you know? I think there has to be a way that I can quit waitressing. I

think maybe opening up some time might help us. It could give us time to figure this out. I mean I don’t

think I can afford this place if I quit, but I can’t do it all. It’ll work out. It’ll work out. Are you seriously

just sitting there? You can’t even look at me. No, I’m …Keith get out. I don’t want you here. You’re still

sitting there! Its simple instructions Keith, get out. I don’t want this mess anymore just leave. Please

leave. (Keith leave) Finally.

 Sara

Is a bit tipsy.

A toast to the bride and groom! And a toast to the days that I could be happily single. I’m so

happy for the two of you and wish you all the best, but I can’t help but notice that this decision of

yours to get married was extremely selfish of you. I mean how could you? How could you do

this to me? All of the focus was on you. You were the perfect granddaughter and you found him!

Congrats, you did it! I had never seen our grandparents so happy and dedicated to making one

day so special for the two of you. And I loved being a part of it, I just wish that you kind of

hadn’t gotten married. Is it so wrong to think of me for a change? Now that you are married our

grandparents have taken it upon themselves to marry me off. And originally it was funny, but

now it’s annoying. I can’t go to church now without grandpa pulling me over and bragging to his

friends that he has one more final single granddaughter. Only one more to get rid of. It’s even

worse with grandma, she will walk up next to me with a friend and calming say, “This is Margret

we are such good friends and we think you should join us for lunch!” Guess who else shows up

to lunch with Margret. Her grandson, who happens to be single. Why do grandparents hate single

grandchildren? I don’t get it! Why do you need to see me publically proclaim my undying love

right now! Now if they just wanted me to eventually get married, that would be fine, but they

don’t want me to get married eventually, they want me married next June. So thank you, for

getting married. And I would just like to say, please next time you decide to get married, just

reconsider announcing it to the world and elope so that your matrimony is out of sight and mind.

Or if you happen to know any single guys seeking a June wedding let me know.