WONKEY DONKEY

I was walking down the road and I saw a donkey heehaw

He only had three legs
He was a wonky donkey
Wonky donkey
Wonky donkey yeah
I was walking down the road and I saw a donkey heehaw
He only three legs and one eye
He was a winky wonky donkey
Winky wonky donkey
Winky wonky donkey
I was walking down the road and I saw a donkey heehaw
He only had three legs, one eye and he liked to listen to country music yeehaw
He was a honky tonky winky wonky donkey
Honky tonky winky wonky donkey
I was walking down the road and I saw a donkey heehaw
He only had three legs, one eye and he liked to listen to country music and he was quite
tall and slim
He was a lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey
Lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey
I was walking down the road and I saw a donkey heehaw
He only had three legs, one eye and he liked to listen to country music and he was quite
tall and slim and he smelt really really bad
He was a stinky dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey
Stinky dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey
I was walking down the road and I saw a donkey heehaw
He only had three legs, one eye and he liked to listen to country music and he was quite
tall and slim and he smelt really bad and that morning he got up early and he hadn't had
any coffee
He was a cranky stinky dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey
Cranky stinky dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey
I was walking down the road and I saw a donkey heehaw
He only had three legs, one eye and he liked to listen to country music and he was quite
tall and slim and he smelt really bad and that morning he got up early and he hadn't had
any coffee and he was always getting up to mischief
He was a hanky panky cranky stinky dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey
Hanky panky cranky stinky dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey
I was walking down the road and I saw a donkey heehaw
He only had three legs, one eye and he liked to listen to country music and he was quite
tall and slim and he smelt really bad and that morning he got up early and he hadn't had
any coffee and he was always getting up to mischief but he was quite good looking
He was a spunky hanky panky cranky stinky dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey
Spunky hanky panky cranky stinky dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey
I was walking down the road and I saw a donkey heehaw
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