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Proudly Present the

Unofficial Bathroom
Inspector Award System Stat
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Managemen t
in Progress

To:

For that medic whose transitional epithelium is triggered by the sound of pager tones. They have the bladder capacity of a shot glass,
and their post-call ritual is unbending: deglove, wash hands, urinate, wash hands again, put hand on bathroom door… time to urinate
again. They have a rating system for cleanest restrooms of all your posting locations, and you’ve heard them ask the nursing staff for a
Depends for long distance transfers… and it’s not for the patient.

Date Operations Manager

ORB 2019