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Proudly Present the

Alexander
Fleming
Award
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For that guy who is always growing penicillin on something in your station refrigerator. He can eat leftover meatloaf from 2013,
because he has the digestive system of a goat. His shelf in the station fridge is crowded with three Gatorades – all opened and half full
– a half-eaten McDonald’s Quarter Pounder, two containers of yogurt, a half-eaten carton of lo mein noodles from the local Chinese
restaurant that closed last month… and something on a Saran-wrapped plate that could be either meatloaf, or tissue samples from a
cirrhotic liver, you can’t tell which.

Date Operations Manager / HazMat Technician

ORB 2019

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