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M AG A Z I N E
DECEMBER 2010
20 Fantasy Fest
Hot & hairy in Key West.
21 Orlando
21
Check out the Central
Florida scene.
26 Un Mostro
Because that’s her
name.
28 Flash Back
Harley’s Only drag bike
26
built by Crazy Chris.
24 Oksana
Legs for days.
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42 Oksana
Long & lean.
43 Erica
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44 Nick
Ho! Ho! Hottie!
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呵 敳 摡 礬 ⁎ 潶 敭 扥 爠 ㈳ Ⱐ ㈰ ‹ 㨳 㠺 㔲 ⁁ 䴀
• The quickest and easiest way to rid the dreaded ‘helmet hair’
could be as simple as smooth, straight and one length styles
that can easily be slicked back into a low pony tail.
• If you have short hair or bangs, keep a small bottle of water in your
saddle bags so you can quickly spritz your hair lightly with water
when you take your helmet off. Use your fingers or a comb or brush
to style.
• Taking the sponge method a bit further, you can use foam curlers.
Just wrap up sections of your hair around the foam curlers and put
your helmet on. When you arrive at your destination, remove helmet,
curlers and voilà, a perfectly coiffed hairstyle.
• The most popular tip would probably be to just keep your hair pu-
lled back and close to your head.
•Products such as gel, mousse, spray, etc. help protect your ‘do’ from
various types of damage from the sun, wind, dirt, and tangles. It also
makes it much easier to remove tangles when you wash the pro-
ducts out.
• Avoid combing or brushing your hair after you ride. This could cause
breakage and further damage your tresses. If you can, wait until you
wash your hair, if you can’t wait, gently finger comb to remove any
tangles and then only use a wide-tooth comb.
• Never use a brush on wet hair as this causes stretching and damage
which can lead to split ends and fly-aways. Instead use a quality wide-
tooth comb.
• If it is too late and your hair is full of tangles, don’t run for the scis-
sors! Head to the shower and be sure to grab your wide-tooth comb.
Slather on conditioner using your fingers to gently untangle the hair.
Slowly proceed to use the comb through your hair starting at the
lower portions and working your way up. Apply more conditioner as
needed.
• Avoiding direct contact with the sun may prevent drying and britt-
le consistencies in your hair. Products are now available that contain
sunscreen which will protect your hair from the suns harmful rays.
Check to SPF ratings on the labels.
• Trimming your hair regularly will prevent split ends and keeps your
hair healthier, longer.
OUR SHUTTER-BUG SNAPS THE EVENTS YOU MISSED OUT ON. HAVE A BEER, HOSS.
Bikes&Beauties Magazine kick off the busy season with a bang doing what we do
best, ride, click, sip, ride, click, sip then repeat! We even managed to find a new family friendly
place to spend your Sunday afternoon, check it out on page 15. Then we sent our photogs over to
Sunrise Harley-Davidson to embark on the police escorted Toy Run to Naples with Jager Mike and
South Florida Bike Events, see our coverage on page 17. Celebrating NASCAR’s final chase to
the cup and raising money for Joe DiMaggio Children’s Hospital, Chopper Zoo and Wings of Gold
MC held their Annual Ride to NASCAR that started at the Seminole Hard Rock and ended at the
Miami-Homestead Speedway; check out the ride on page 19. We couldn’t leave out the images
we captured at Fantasy Fest, check it out on page 20. Last but not least check out all of the good
times captured by our Orlando girl about town Jesse’s images beginning on page 23. Enjoy!
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Sunday BBQ Toy Run to Naples Hard Rock to Nascar Fantasy Fest Orlando
If it is an emergency call
Dan 786-258-1491
HOOTERS
We have been to bike nights all over the state and
nothing compares to Wednesday nights at Pembroke
Pines Hooters. Any given week you are guaranteed to
find the parking lot filled with bikes, beauties, vendors
and one hell of a great time. No other location in Flor-
ida is capable of packing in hundreds of bikes weekly.
Next time you are in the area stop in, you will not be
disappointed.
PORKIES BBQ
Every Thursday night Porkie’s BBQ, located at 256 E Main Street, Apopka,
Florida holds its weekly bike night. From 5:00 to 10:00 pm rain or shine,
bikers and BBQ lovers a like transform Porkie’s little piece of land into an
entertainment venue. Hundreds of bikers and motorcycle enthusiasts
rumble in from around Orlando’s five major counties for sick ass BBQ,
prizes, raffles and trophies. I have to admit there are a few that roll in just
to show off! Hottest bike of the night contest with outrageous trophies
for the top 3! You can always find good tunes, good people and a whole
lot of good cooking going on! With the help and support of Real Radio
104.1 Steve and his gang have set out to make this Thursday
night Bike Night at Porkie’s in Apopka the hottest stop in town.
DIRTY HARRY’S
Dirty Harry’s Pub is rustic biker’s den which hosts its share of
raucous parties inside and out… featuring two courtyards
and the “outback” which transforms into a massive block party
complete with an outdoor stage for live bands and contests
during the larger events. Dirty Harry’s is located in the 700
block of Main Street – the heart of Daytona Beach and home
of the famous “Bike Week” and its fall equivalent “Biketober-
fest”. It is also only a short walk from the Ocean Center and
Peabody Auditorium.
Open: Sunday thru Thursday 11:00 am to 2:00 am
Friday & Saturday 11:00 am to 3:00 am
Happy Hour 4:00 to 7:00pm Monday thru Friday
Free 1st Sundays BBQ Drink Specials, Contests, Music & Prizes
December 5th 2-6PM Live Music by: Groove Bone
STEAL
E ARM
LOUNG S
E
214 OAK AVE. SANFORD, FL 32771
407.302.8017
MONTH
OF THE
KITTY
Working the motorcycle scene here in Florida bike started with the desire to build something
is a phenomenal way to earn a living. Not only cool and different, that was low maintenance,
do we mount our chariots more often than any with a rustic look that I don’t have to wash!”
other place in North America, we get to meet In the summer of 2007 Downey spend three
thousands of people, each their own unique in- months in his backyard building this scoot. He
dividuals, each of them riding what they see started with a completely stock 2002 Suzuki
as the perfect roller. Downeyman aka Mostro Volusia 800cc stripped it down and reworked
is no different. If my memory serves me cor- it with scraps form eBay, junk yards, auto part
rectly I met the MOSTRO before I met the stores and the Orange hardware store until it
Downeyman at Hooter’s on Pines. He is the immolated his love of World War II military his-
only biker that ever came straight out without tory. Although Downey never served, he does
reservation and said, “The entire idea of the appreciate the sacrifice of those who have.
As a child I spent a great deal of time watching to satisfying the adrenaline junkie strapped to his
my father rocket himself down a quarter mile drag back. Every motorcycle enthusiast has the same
strip. His favorite saying was, “weekends are for vice to some degree whether they realize it or
racing.” Which is the exact opposite of what my not. We are all seeking the powerful surge that
Mother thought, she never understood his need ignites our veins and sends us soaring into fight
to, “risk his life on that damn motorcycle.” Me or flight but, not too many of us feel compelled to
on the other hand I understood completely. It was shoot ourselves quite as much as Crazy Chris from
not about risking his life; it was simply his desire Harleys Only (954-298-0895) and his Rider, Chris
Year: 1972
Build Time: 2 Years
Make: Harley Davidson
Model; Open Pushrod Shovelhead
Engine
Built by: Crazy Chris
Manufactured by: Crazy Chris
Size: 114 CI
Cam: Jim Leinweber
Ignition: Magneto
Carb/Inj: S&S Series Carb
Transmission
Manufactured by: Harley Davidson
Speeds: 4
Primary: Premo
Final Drive: Chain
Frame: Custom Lay Down Frame
Rigid
Front End Manufacturer: HD
A Marine’s Legacy
On November 13, 2010 I had the honor to attend the commissioning ceremony for the
nation’s newest warship, The U.S.S. JASON DUNHAM DDG 109. The event was held here
locally at pier 29 in Port Everglades.
THE BREATHTAKING SHIP WAS BUILT IN BATH, MAINE from his injuries at the
BY BATH IRON WORKS. SHE IS 510 FEET LONG, 66 FEET Bethseda Naval hospi-
WIDE AND CARRIES 310 CREW, 275 SAILORS AND 35 tal in Maryland.
OFFICERS. SHE CAN TRAVEL AT SPEEDS OF OVER 30 President George W.
KNOTS AND CAN CARRY TWO HELICOPTERS, TOMA- Bush awarded the
HAWK MISSILES AND TORPEDOS ALONG WITH THE nation’s highest mi-
litary honor posthu-
LATEST AEGIS WEAPONS SYSTEMS. mously to Jason Dun-
The ship was named for Lance Corporal Jason Dun- ham. Jason Dunham
ham who was born in a small town in upstate New would have been
York named Sico. Lance Corporal Dunham earned 28 years old this
this honor by giving the ultimate sacrifice for his week. He was born
country, his life! He was also given the Medal of on the same day as the
Honor by George W. Bush. Jason was the marine’s birthday, No-
1st marine to receive the nation’s vember 12. There was
highest military award since the over 5,000 guests pre-
Vietnam War. On April 10, 2004 sent at the port, inclu-
while on a patrol in Karabilah, ding high ranking mem-
Iraq, CPL Dunham led his rifle bers of the Navy and
squad to the sound of explosions Marines. Four star ge-
that turned out to be an ambush neral and commandant
on his fellow marines. While en- of the marines James
gaging the enemy his men came F. Amos had this to say. “It is
under shoulder-launched rocket fitting then that it was Lincoln who said in the end,
fire. He redirected his fire teams it’s not the years in your life that count
to clear out the ambush. Cpl it’s the life in your years”
Dunham then saw five vehicles Jason Dunham and Abra-
trying to go around there road- ham Lincoln both died on
block, he stopped the 2nd the same day.
car when he saw a weapon SEMPER FIDELIS SEMPER
on the floor. The insurgent FORTIS ALWAYS FAITHFUL
lunged out at Jason, they ALWAYS STRONG this is the
wrestled around. Jason ships motto!
then yelled a warning to
his marines! Grenade!! Ja-
son then tried to cover the
grenade with his Kelvar hel- CALM SEAS & COLD ALES,
met and his body. With his BIMINI JIM
parents at his side, Jason www.jamesbalboni.com
Dunhan died eight days
later
Happen to
2. An iguana can stay under water for 28 min-
utes.
3. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
4. Armadillos are the only animal besides hu-
Anyone!
mans that can get leprosy.
5. Armadillos have four babies at a time and they
are always all the same sex.
6. Armored knights raised their visors to identify
Like the large population of this great country I have been hit themselves when they rode past their king. This
with the economic down turn and although not as bad as some,
it still has hit me hard. My income has been cut in half over the custom has become the modern military salute.
last few years. As a result I found myself in a house that I could 7. Aztec emperor Montezuma had a nephew,
no longer afford. I tried to work with the bank, AKA Sucktrust
and after sending in the mountain of paperwork needed for a loan
Cuitlahac, whose name meant “plenty of excre-
modification I began to get the large company runaround. So, ment.”
after nine months of trying to get the modification they let me 8. Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under is cap to
know that I was not eligible for a modification. This came about
two months after the notification of foreclosure, thanks a lot keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings.
Sucktrust. Don’t mind that I have been doing business with your 9. Babies are born without knee caps. They don’t
bank for twenty damn years and have made you thousands and
thousands of dollars. appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
So after that crap I decide to try and do a short sell to at least 10. Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every
save some of my losses. I again send in all the paperwork and
get an offer! I am thinking that God finally good news or so I day.
think! 11. Back in the mid to late 1980’s, an IBM-com-
The bank tells me the auction of my property is on hold. Then
back on. So down to the wire I go happy that I am getting to
patible computer wasn’t considered a hundred
dump the property and cut my losses, then four days before the percent compatible unless it could run Micro-
auction was supposed to happen I get a phone call from the soft’s Flight Simulator.
bank. Now they need some more info and paperwork. Of course
I immediately call the bank and send them the info they require 12. Bank robber John Dillinger played profes-
thinking this is the end of it! Yeah right! Sucktrust calls thirty sional baseball.
six hours before the auction, telling me that they need more info.
Mind you, this call comes at 4pm so I only have an hour to get 13. Barbie’s measurements if she were life size:
all the shit together I spend the next hour getting the info only 39-23-33.
to find that I cannot fax it directly to the woman handling my
account (I call her bitch voice). So the long and short of the 14. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
story is I got F#$%cked and my house is now being auctioned 15. Ben and Jerry’s send the waste from making
so I come up with a large amount of cash to make an offer on
my home and try and buy it myself!! I am thinking great! Then I ice cream to local pig farmers to use as feed. Pigs
get the good news that there are only four people bidding on the love the stuff, except for one flavor: Mint Oreo.
homes. Again I see the light at the end of the tunnel created by
Sucktrust and Suckenomics. So I make a bid and it was the max
16. Even if you cut off a cockroach’s head, it can
amount I could come up with. The bank bids $1000 more and live for several weeks.
my house gets sold. 17. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both
I love the fact that the bank would rather foreclose then work
with an owner who has done business with them over twenty parties are registered blood donors.
years and has always paid his obligations early. Now they make 18. During your lifetime, you’ll eat about 60,000
money off of selling my home and suing me for the remainder of
the balance. Well screw them! I’m paying cash for everything! If pounds of food, that’s the weight of about 6
you want to hurt the banks stop using them! Save and pay cash elephants.
for whatever you buy! That is the only way we can fight back
because god knows our government would rather help the large 19. Einstein couldn’t speak fluently when he
banks then help the tax payers of America. I know it takes a lot was nine. His parents thought he might be
of planning to pay cash for everything but it is the fastest way to
hurt the banks and credit companies.
retarded.
20. Emus and kangaroos cannot walk back-
Of course this is just my point of view. wards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for
Capt. Mike that reason.
21. Eskimo ice cream is neither icy, or creamy.
Smooth Sailing
It was a beautiful Saturday afternoon in late July of 1969, and Susie and I were on the
Lightning heading south on Hwy 202, bound for an enjoyable evening in the quaint old village
of New Hope, PA.
MY CLUTCH WAS OPERATING PERFECTLY, THE MOTOR problem. The cable to the left carb activated the linkage, and
WAS PURRING, THE HOT SUN WAS SHINING IN A GOR- the cable to the right carb did not move at all. The metal cable
GEOUS BLUE SKY, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEAR A coming out of the black casing looked fine, so the problem
CRACK, THEN A SNAP, THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY 650CC must be inside the casing further up or at the throttle mecha-
BSA LIGHTNING WAS NOW A 325CC BSA LIGHTNING, nism itself. Popping off the top section of the throttle control
RUNNING ON ONE CYLINDER. housing, I saw the problem. The cable had broken about ¼”
Instinctively, I checked the fuel petcock, all the while away from the cable end. Had it just pulled out, I could have
knowing that couldn’t be it, but stranger things have happe- maybe just wedged something in there as a temporary fix, but
ned. The petcock was, of course, in the on position. Being in being broken, I was S.O.L. No way I was going to fix a broken
the left lane I checked my right mirror, saw a clear spot, and throttle cable at the side of the road.
worked my way over to the shoulder of the highway. With the I did, however, remember that there was a BSA shop in
sun glaring down, I puttered along the shoulder until I found Lambertville, the sister village to New Hope, but on the New
some shade under a large oak tree at the edge of a cow pas- Jersey side of the Delaware. For some reason, even though
ture. Back in those days that area was still farm country. Lambertville tried to be the equal of New Hope in drawing
Once in the shade, Susie and I hopped off the bike, and first tourists, it was always considered the “red-headed stepchild”
thing out of her mouth was “What happened?” I said, “We and people just drove right through Lambertville, over the
lost a cylinder.” To which she replied, “Where did it go?” bridge, and spent their money in New Hope. Eventually though,
I had to take a moment and laugh. As brilliant as she was New Hope did become overly commercialized and schlocky, so
academically, Susie knew absolutely nothing about things Lambertville gained popularity as “The way New Hope used to
mechanical. As a matter of fact, she actually knew a little bit be.” Reminds me of the Yogi Berra-ism, “That place is so popu-
less than nothing. To simplify things, I just told her that only lar, nobody goes there anymore!” So remembering the small
half the engine was working. Her reply? “Well, we’re not in BSA shop in Lambertville, I decided to fire up the bike, find a
any hurry, we can go slow!” I decided the safe response was phone booth, and call the BSA shop and tell him I needed a
no response, and I’d better start looking to locate and diag- throttle cable and I’d be there shortly.
nose the problem. First I checked the plug wires at the plugs I fired up the bike, on its one working cylinder, and one-lunged
and at the coil. No problem. My next thought was OK, let’s it down Hwy 202, where after about a mile or so we came to
go back to basics. An engine needs three things to run, gas, a Stewart’s Root Beer stand. And, of course, it had a phone
spark, and compression. I’ll just have to check all three and booth with a mostly complete Hunterdon/Mercer County pho-
hopefully I’ll find something real simple, so we could be on our ne book. Luckily, I had a dime, found the number, and called
way and have some fun the rest of the evening. I got my trus- the BSA shop. “Hunterdon Cycle,” the guy answers. I told him
ty little tool pouch out from inside the side cover and pulled my story of the throttle cable breaking; we were on the road,
both plugs. Both were a nice chocolate brown, and neither quite a ways from home and asked if he had one in stock. He
was fouled or wet. Even so, I decided to check for spark by came back and did have one in stock, and it was $4.50. Lot
grounding the plug against the cylinder head and kicking the of money for 1969, but not completely out of line. I told him
motor over. Good spark on both plugs. Checking compression we were about 15 or 20 miles away and I would be there in
by holding a thumb over each spark plug hole while kicking about 20 minutes. He responded, “You’ll have to come back
the motor through again told me both my cylinders had good Tuesday, I’m closed.”
compression. So by process of elimination, my problem had I couldn’t believe my ears! I started to explain my predica-
to be fuel. But wait a minute, I thought, how could it be fuel ment again, he cut me off and said again, “I’m closed.” Then
when the motor was still running, albeit on one cylinder, but it “click”. He hung up. My bike breaks down on a Saturday
was still running. Well, the motor does have dual carbs; maybe afternoon, miles from home, this guy is a BSA dealer, I’m only
I’ve got a blocked fuel line or something. I figured I’d twist 15-20 minutes away, he has the part I need, and he pretty
the throttle with the plugs out and sniff for gas. So hunched much tells me “GFY, I’m closed?” Ride safe,
down, looking at the motor, I twisted the throttle and saw the So much for the brotherhood. KC
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
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Sarasota, Florida. I call a new Glendale, California. Is it even legal
rule at Wal-mart: If the hole to sell that shade of pink? I love
the way Ms. Incense Berkowitz
in your jeans is big enough color coordinated her reusable
for me to slip my hand inside shopping bag to match her Where
Birmingham, Alabama.
and sneak a little squeeze, shoes, purse, leggings, shirt,
then by golly you best be on jacket, earrings and necklace. exactly does one
guard! The squeezer, howev- If a bra had been necessary,
do you think for one second it
buy a short pink
er, retains the right to either would have been any color other outift like this to
squeeze or not to squeeze! than SHRIEKING PINK?? beef shop in?
Mobile, Alabama. Agerton?...
Is that you? What do you Packing
Seattle, Washington.
expect me to say? That’s this rear in camou-
exactly what he looks like flage shorts is like
from the rear. True, I’ve
never seen Agerton in heels. trying to hide an
Still, if I told you there is a elephant behind a
picture where purple hair is squirrel.
the least weird thing going
Holy Gold-
Alpharetta, Georgia. on, would you believed me?
en Illusions of Gran- Honestly, is that a man or
deur, I gotta get me a woman or is Lester Flem
that outfit!! back in the store?