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[Laughter and shouting]

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[Whistle blows]

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Hike!

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[School bell rings]

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<i>(Boy)</i>
<i>Hey.</i>

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Hey.

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So, uh, what
did you want?

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It's too late now.

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Too late
for what?

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I'll tell
you later.

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Come on,
the bell just rang.

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We still got time.

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I'm ready.

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Uh, you sure?

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Yeah.

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Why now,
all of a sudden?

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What, you don't want to
anymore?

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Yeah, I do.

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I'm just wondering
what changed your mind.

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You did.

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Now?

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If you want.

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<i>(Woman)</i>
<i>Excuse me.</i>

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You two need
to come with me.

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- Take a seat.
- But we didn't--

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<i>(Ms. Washburn)</i>
<i>You know you're not</i>
<i>supposed to be back there.</i>

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(Boy)
We weren't doing anything.

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That's not what
it looked like to me.

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<i>Principal Fields</i>
<i>will be back</i>

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as soon
as the assembly is over.

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Ms. Washburn, please, if I get
one more referral, my mom--

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[paper tearing]

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Bench.

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Who put sand
in her vagina?

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<font color=#00FF00>♪ House 7x13 ♪</font>
<font color=#00FFFF>Two Stories</font>
<font color=#000000>Original Air Date on February 21, 2011</font>

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== Sync, corrected by <font color="#00ff00">elderman</font> ==
== for <font color=00FFFF>www.addic7ed.com</font> ==

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[Massive Attack's <i>♪ Teardrop ♪]</i>

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Hey, kids.

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How you boys doing?
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Uh, can we help you?

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I certainly hope so.

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You know
what this is?

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A laptop?

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Password-protected laptop

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that I need you
nerds to hack into.

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No insecticides
or toxic cleaners.

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Check the bathroom.

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Who are you?

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Your roommate's doctor.

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You remember
your roommate, don't you?

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I thought he
just had bronchitis.

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That's what the morons

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at the Rutgers Student
Medical Center thought,

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which may be part of the reason
he just coughed up a lung.

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What do you mean,
he coughed up a lung?

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He coughed...

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After which
the respiratory organ

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which resided in his chest
resided in his mouth...

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Actually, his hand.

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Well, his mouth,
then his hand.

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(Foreman)
Bathroom's clean.

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- What's in this?
- Just soda.

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- Mind if I have some?
- You want my drink?

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You got a problem
with that?

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Uh, yeah.

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<i>Actually, I do.</i>

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<i>You barge</i>
<i>into our room,</i>

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<i>start looking through</i>
<i>our personal, private stuff,</i>

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demand I hack
into a computer

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I think I can safely assume
doesn't belong--

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[gunshot]

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Oh, I'm sorry.
Did I break your concentration?

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<i>Please continue.</i>

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You were talking
about personal privacy.

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What, you're finished?

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Well, allow me to retort.

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<i>(Woman)</i>
<i>Wait a second.</i>

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<i>You're saying</i>
<i>this actually happened?</i>

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Absolutely.

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<i>(Boy)</i>
<i>You're lying.</i>

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Interesting theory.
Can you prove it?

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Doctors don't carry guns.

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They don't shoot people,

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and they definitely
don't search patients' homes.

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Plus, I've seen
<i>Pulp Fiction--</i>

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the movie
you're totally ripping off.

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Huh.

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Wait, uh, was
it Timmy Morgan?

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I have no idea.
It had to be him.

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He's, like, totally obsessed
with old movies.
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<i>Pulp Fiction</i> is not
an old mov--what?

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So you're here to talk

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to the principal
about something Timmy did?

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(House)
I got no problem with Timmy.

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And even if I did,
I ain't no snitch.

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Then why
are you here?

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To dig myself
out of a hole.

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Instead I dug
a bigger one.

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What'd you do?

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What'd you do?

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What'd you do?

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What happened
to your eye?

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It's none
of your business.

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Actually, it's none of yours.
I'm a doctor.

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It's a few days old,

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so that's not
why you're here,

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unless you two got busted
for some sort of revenge plot.

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But then you'd look angry
instead of...ashamed.

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I'm not ashamed.

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<i>(House)</i>
<i>Interesting.</i>

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You defensively insist
that you're not ashamed,

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which, of course,
means you <i>are</i> ashamed.

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<i>And yet,</i>
<i>you're the victim.</i>

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You want to know
how she got the black eye?

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Tell us why
you're here first.
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Anyone ever tell you
you're annoying?

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No.

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Yes, all the time.

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But he's right.

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You want to know?
You first.

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I didn't kill anybody.

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<i>I have to be here,</i>
<i>so I figured</i>

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I'd punch up the stakes
in the first act.

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But we did,
and almost always do,

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search the patient's home.

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And if we
tell them first,

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<i>then they can hide something</i>
<i>that we need to know</i>

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in order to figure out
what's wrong with them.

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Why would they hide something
that could be killing them?

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Because they are morons.

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<i>They're all morons,</i>
<i>and everybody lies.</i>

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<i>(Boy)</i>
<i>Wait, if everybody lies,</i>

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then that means
you're lying right now.

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I didn't say everybody
always lies...Aristotle.

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And on that note, unless
there are any questions...

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Good.

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Oh, Dr. Hourani...

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<i>Before you finish,</i>

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maybe you could describe
what you actually do.

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<i>You know, like if someone comes</i>
<i>in for a routine physical?</i>

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You want routine?

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<i>Please.</i>

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It just feels
kind of, like, numb.

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You do a lot
of bicycle riding?

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No.

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How long have
you been married?

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It's 12 years
next month.

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You have six kids.

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Mm-hmm.

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Well, you don't think
it could have

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anything to do
with that, do you?

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Probably.

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How often do you use
your vibrator?

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Excuse me?

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Your battery-operated
Brad Pitt.

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<i>After giving</i>
<i>the gift of life</i>

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to six eight-pound,
four-ounce wrecking balls,

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I think I can safely assume it's
an industrial-strength model?

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Dr. Hourani, please.

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You wanted routine.

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Am I done?

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Maybe we should
just move on.

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No problem.

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<i>(Ms. Corwin)</i>
<i>I meant with your typical day.</i>

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<i>I assume you see</i>
<i>more than one patient?</i>

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Nope.

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Okay.

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Then I guess we will move on
to our next guest.

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Wait, if you
only see one patient,

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what do you do
the rest of the day?

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Dr. Hourani?

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Just in time
for lunch.

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By lunch, you mean a conference
call with the board,

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and by just in time,
you mean, 20 minutes late.

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I meant sex...

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By lunch.

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How about we start
with a small tossed salad?

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As of this morning,
I'm on a diet.

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Meaning?
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I told you,
I'm busy.

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<i>No, you told me</i>
<i>you were supposed to be busy</i>

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20 minutes ago.

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But you were obviously able
to put them off then,

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there's no reason you
can't put them off now.

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How about,
"I wanted to then,

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and now I don't"?

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Get your finger
off my phone.

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We obviously have
something we need to discuss.

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Now is not
a good time.

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If you're mad
because you don't feel

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you're getting the necessary
amount of affection,

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all you have to do
is ask.

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Seriously,
not now.

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If memory serves, I enjoyed
a healthy Sunday brunch.

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So your insinuation--

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Ow!

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- What is your problem?
- You!

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You are my problem.

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You are the most selfish,
self-centered son of a bitch

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on the face
of the planet.

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And I'm sick of it.

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I'm just...done.

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<i>I can't deal</i>
<i>with you anymore.</i>

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[Dialing phone number]

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So that's what a typical doctor
does on a typical day.

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Any questions?

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What's a vibrator?

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Why was
your girlfriend so mad?

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It doesn't matter.

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Well, obviously
it matters.

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I mean, if she's
your girlfriend,

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you should care
how she feels.

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I mean, it doesn't matter
to the story.

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It's the most important part
of the story.

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It's the only thing
that does matter.

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You don't kiss her enough--
is that the problem?

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Absolutely not.
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Which, by your definition,
means it is.

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We kiss plenty.

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Your turn.

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Then what's the problem?

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Your turn.

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What's the problem?

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Excuse me.

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<i>When exactly</i>
<i>will the commandant be back?</i>

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Shouldn't be
much longer, sir.

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Well?

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Oh, so now
you're not gonna talk.

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<i>That's real mature.</i>

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<i>(Zack)</i>
<i>All right, fine.</i>

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We got busted for kissing
behind the school.

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Now you know
why we're here.

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So tell us
why you're here.

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The deal was
about the black eye.

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And we didn't kiss.

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So you were just making
him beg, huh?

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<i>I didn't have you pegged</i>
<i>as a tease.</i>

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I'm not a tease.

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The available evidence
suggests otherwise.

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I'm not a tease.

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Prove it...

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By--by telling me
your story.

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You're
a pathetic loser, jerk!
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And I wouldn't kiss you
if I had brain cancer

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and your lips
were the cure!

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She actually
said that?

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- Well, yeah, that was, like, two days ago.
- It doesn't matter.

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I clearly didn't lead him along
or anything like that,

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which proves
I'm not a tease.

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So why is your girlfriend
mad at you?

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00:12:22,388 --> 00:12:25,072
I'm getting
a kind of bossy vibe.

252
00:12:25,124 --> 00:12:26,457
I take it
you're into that.

253
00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:28,426
Don't answer!

254
00:12:28,510 --> 00:12:30,061
Your turn.

255
00:12:32,156 --> 00:12:33,991
[Coughing]

256
00:12:34,058 --> 00:12:36,226
What seems to be
the problem, sir?

257
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:37,778
I'm having
more difficulty breathing

258
00:12:37,862 --> 00:12:39,496
and some pain in my chest.

259
00:12:39,563 --> 00:12:41,114
You're new,
aren't you?

260
00:12:41,199 --> 00:12:42,532
[Coughing]

261
00:12:42,584 --> 00:12:44,284
Uh, yeah, I just moved
from Chicago.

262
00:12:44,369 --> 00:12:46,003
Chicago's awesome.
What part are you from?

263
00:12:46,070 --> 00:12:48,672
[Coughing]

264
00:12:48,739 --> 00:12:50,090
We need to get
a chest C.T.

265
00:12:50,158 --> 00:12:51,375
Excuse me,
I'm the senior team member,

266
00:12:51,426 --> 00:12:52,793
which means
we don't need anything

267
00:12:52,877 --> 00:12:54,795
unless I say we need it.
[Coughing]

268
00:12:54,879 --> 00:12:57,965
- Do you want to have an affair?
- You want to have a threesome?

269
00:12:58,049 --> 00:13:00,917
You can't talk to her like that.
I'm telling Cuddy.

270
00:13:00,969 --> 00:13:03,220
We need a chest C.T.

271
00:13:03,271 --> 00:13:05,055
(Both)
Get it yourself.

272
00:13:05,106 --> 00:13:07,441
Isn't that, like,
sexual harassment?

273
00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:08,976
Not if you're
good-looking.

274
00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:12,262
Excuse me?

275
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,064
You said the one guy was short
with a big nose.

276
00:13:14,115 --> 00:13:16,283
Guess that's not
the only thing that's big.

277
00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:17,451
What does that mean?

278
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:19,820
It means he's lying...
again.

279
00:13:19,904 --> 00:13:23,490
Because you can't handle
the truth!

280
00:13:24,584 --> 00:13:26,587
<i>(Timothy)</i>
<i>That's so easy.</i>
281
00:13:26,652 --> 00:13:30,021
<i>A Few Good Men.</i>

282
00:13:30,072 --> 00:13:32,023
Okay, I give up.

283
00:13:32,074 --> 00:13:34,042
<i>I think we should move on</i>

284
00:13:34,126 --> 00:13:35,744
to our next guest.

285
00:13:35,828 --> 00:13:38,463
<i>Mr. Dryden...</i>

286
00:13:38,531 --> 00:13:42,801
<i>Uh, works for one of the</i>
<i>largest advertising agencies</i>

287
00:13:42,868 --> 00:13:44,719
in New York City.
Boring! Boring!

288
00:13:44,804 --> 00:13:46,704
Can we at least hear
what happened to the patient?

289
00:13:46,756 --> 00:13:49,474
[Students clamoring]

290
00:13:52,812 --> 00:13:55,430
If Dr. Hourani
promises to--

291
00:13:55,514 --> 00:13:56,815
Patient's dead.

292
00:14:01,053 --> 00:14:02,404
Floor is yours, Don.

293
00:14:02,471 --> 00:14:04,439
Dave.

294
00:14:04,523 --> 00:14:05,807
<i>(Timothy)</i>
<i>He's not dead.</i>

295
00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:07,409
You said earlier
he was still in the hospital.

296
00:14:07,493 --> 00:14:09,494
- What's wrong with him?
- He's got a cough.

297
00:14:09,561 --> 00:14:10,996
You said
he coughed up a lung.

298
00:14:11,063 --> 00:14:13,064
- What about the laptop?
- Who cares about the laptop?

299
00:14:13,115 --> 00:14:15,667
Yeah, and he already said he
was lying about that, you moron.

300
00:14:15,734 --> 00:14:17,002
<i>(Ms. Corwin)</i>
<i>Gabe...</i>

301
00:14:17,069 --> 00:14:18,753
- We do not use that word here.
- He did.

302
00:14:18,838 --> 00:14:20,288
Yeah, and I was talking
about people like you.

303
00:14:20,373 --> 00:14:23,241
(All)
Ooh.

304
00:14:23,292 --> 00:14:25,160
Dr. Hourani, please,

305
00:14:25,228 --> 00:14:29,080
could you just finish,
quickly, so we can move on?

306
00:14:33,085 --> 00:14:37,305
[Medical alarms blaring]
307
00:14:37,390 --> 00:14:38,807
<i>I don't know</i>
<i>what's wrong.</i>

308
00:14:38,891 --> 00:14:41,693
He was stable for a while, and
then all of a sudden, he just--

309
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:42,811
<i>(Masters)</i>
<i>Bronchial infection must be</i>

310
00:14:42,895 --> 00:14:44,762
from a drug-resistant
strain.

311
00:14:44,814 --> 00:14:46,564
O-2 sats
are plummeting.

312
00:14:46,616 --> 00:14:48,817
[Coughing]
We need to get him
on a bronchodilator

313
00:14:48,901 --> 00:14:50,785
before he goes into respiratory arrest.
- Suction, sit him up.

314
00:14:50,870 --> 00:14:53,288
Start blow by oxygen.

315
00:14:53,372 --> 00:14:56,124
<i>[Coughing, gagging]</i>

316
00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:59,461
[Moaning, breathing heavily]

317
00:14:59,545 --> 00:15:03,999
What is that?

318
00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:06,801
I think it's his...

319
00:15:06,886 --> 00:15:09,337
It's his lung.

320
00:15:15,845 --> 00:15:18,096
That actually happened?

321
00:15:18,164 --> 00:15:20,065
<i>(House)</i>
<i>Yes, it really happened.</i>

322
00:15:20,132 --> 00:15:24,635
I take cases that other doctors
fail to diagnose,

323
00:15:24,687 --> 00:15:26,855
which is why I only
take one at a time.

324
00:15:26,939 --> 00:15:28,907
My current patient
is a college student.

325
00:15:28,974 --> 00:15:30,592
He's actually
in the hospital right now.

326
00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:34,612
<i>And, yes, he really</i>
<i>did cough up a large portion</i>

327
00:15:34,664 --> 00:15:36,414
of dead lung tissue.

328
00:15:36,482 --> 00:15:39,117
How's that
even possible?

329
00:15:39,168 --> 00:15:42,454
That's what
she said.

330
00:15:42,505 --> 00:15:45,173
No, she did
literally say that.

331
00:15:45,241 --> 00:15:47,425
How's that
even possible?
332
00:15:47,493 --> 00:15:49,177
Primary squamous carcinoma
could cause

333
00:15:49,261 --> 00:15:50,745
lung tissue
to basically disintegrate.

334
00:15:50,813 --> 00:15:52,430
It's not cancer.
F.O.B. was normal.

335
00:15:52,498 --> 00:15:53,782
<i>(Chase)</i>
<i>It's not an infection either.</i>

336
00:15:53,849 --> 00:15:55,684
Broad-spectrum antibiotics
haven't had any effect.

337
00:15:55,768 --> 00:15:57,469
Who password-protects
a computer

338
00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:00,388
they keep in a locked desk
in a locked office?

339
00:16:00,473 --> 00:16:01,856
Someone who works with someone
who thinks it's okay

340
00:16:01,941 --> 00:16:03,641
<i>to break</i>
<i>into other people's homes?</i>

341
00:16:03,693 --> 00:16:06,061
<i>(Foreman)</i>
<i>An amebic liver abscess</i>
<i>could rupture</i>

342
00:16:06,128 --> 00:16:08,029
through the diaphragm
into the thorax.

343
00:16:08,114 --> 00:16:10,732
Not when his liver-function
tests are all normal.

344
00:16:10,816 --> 00:16:13,201
His dorm mates are
computer science majors.

345
00:16:13,285 --> 00:16:15,453
<i>If they're fabricating chips,</i>
<i>they could be working</i>

346
00:16:15,521 --> 00:16:17,455
with all kinds
of different toxic solvents.

347
00:16:17,523 --> 00:16:20,492
We need to search
the dorm.

348
00:16:20,543 --> 00:16:22,327
"We"?

349
00:16:22,378 --> 00:16:24,629
<i>Oui.</i>
<i>Allons-y.</i>

350
00:16:24,696 --> 00:16:26,247
While we're out,

351
00:16:26,332 --> 00:16:27,832
do a thorascopic lung biopsy

352
00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:29,250
<i>and a c-ANCA,</i>

353
00:16:29,335 --> 00:16:31,369
because
it's sarcoidosis.

354
00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:34,422
(Taub)
But if you think it's
sarcoidosis, why are you...

355
00:16:34,507 --> 00:16:37,175
So you really did force
his roommate
356
00:16:37,243 --> 00:16:38,543
to hack into the laptop?

357
00:16:38,594 --> 00:16:40,628
Why would I lie?

358
00:16:40,696 --> 00:16:42,347
But whose
laptop is it?

359
00:16:42,398 --> 00:16:43,681
It's your girlfriend's,
isn't it?

360
00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:45,716
She's not my girlfriend.

361
00:16:45,768 --> 00:16:47,885
I'm just interested in her
because she's a client,

362
00:16:47,937 --> 00:16:49,887
and she sleeps
above her covers--

363
00:16:49,939 --> 00:16:52,207
four feet
above her covers.

364
00:16:52,274 --> 00:16:53,742
What?

365
00:16:53,826 --> 00:16:55,527
<i>Ghostbusters.</i>

366
00:16:55,594 --> 00:16:57,395
So that's
why she's so mad--

367
00:16:57,446 --> 00:16:59,030
you looked through
her computer?

368
00:16:59,081 --> 00:17:01,883
No, that part happened
after she got mad.

369
00:17:01,951 --> 00:17:03,418
<i>First she got mad.</i>

370
00:17:03,502 --> 00:17:06,538
Then I stole her computer
to fix things.

371
00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:08,757
<i>And then</i>
<i>we got the case.</i>

372
00:17:08,841 --> 00:17:11,409
Wait, so you tried to fix
your relationship

373
00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:13,044
by stealing
her computer?

374
00:17:13,095 --> 00:17:16,464
Well, when you
say it like that...

375
00:17:16,549 --> 00:17:18,516
Yes.

376
00:17:18,584 --> 00:17:21,386
Looks like
you're the moron.

377
00:17:21,437 --> 00:17:25,056
(All)
Ooh!

378
00:17:50,643 --> 00:17:53,227
I can also get three sets
of golf clubs in there.

379
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,144
(Timothy)
No way.

380
00:18:10,212 --> 00:18:12,196
<i>You didn't get</i>
<i>her laptop</i>
381
00:18:12,247 --> 00:18:14,332
<i>by blowing down</i>
<i>the door of her office.</i>

382
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,150
That's from
<i>Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.</i>

383
00:18:17,653 --> 00:18:20,456
Just seeing if you're
still paying attention.

384
00:18:20,506 --> 00:18:22,924
It was actually
more subtle.

385
00:18:27,396 --> 00:18:30,481
<i>The Thomas Crown Affair--</i>

386
00:18:30,549 --> 00:18:32,517
the Steve McQueen version.

387
00:18:32,568 --> 00:18:35,236
Just tell us the truth already.
<i>(Dryden) Excuse me.</i>

388
00:18:35,321 --> 00:18:37,522
But there are others here who
would like a chance to speak.

389
00:18:37,573 --> 00:18:39,440
Go right ahead.

390
00:18:39,525 --> 00:18:41,392
(All)
No!

391
00:18:43,829 --> 00:18:46,247
Audience is
always right.

392
00:18:48,901 --> 00:18:51,402
[Scoffs]
Luke.

393
00:18:51,453 --> 00:18:53,738
It wasn't me.

394
00:18:55,541 --> 00:18:57,208
Ma'am,
are you okay?

395
00:18:57,259 --> 00:18:58,909
<i>Can you hear me?</i>

396
00:18:58,961 --> 00:19:02,430
Ooh, what's
that smell?

397
00:19:02,514 --> 00:19:03,681
Ugh.

398
00:19:07,136 --> 00:19:09,587
[Southern accent]
Smells like a gas leak.

399
00:19:09,638 --> 00:19:11,189
<i>(Woman)</i>
<i>Call Dr. Cuddy.</i>

400
00:19:11,256 --> 00:19:14,292
[Commotion]

401
00:19:17,896 --> 00:19:20,648
<i>(Woman)</i>
<i>You poisoned</i>
<i>a room full of patients</i>

402
00:19:20,733 --> 00:19:23,034
so you could steal
your girlfriend's laptop?

403
00:19:23,101 --> 00:19:25,286
I didn't poison anybody.

404
00:19:25,371 --> 00:19:29,490
I spilled some hydrogen sulfide
and ammonia on the floor,

405
00:19:29,575 --> 00:19:32,126
thinking the stench
would clear the place out.
406
00:19:32,211 --> 00:19:34,245
But instead of breathing
through his nose,

407
00:19:34,296 --> 00:19:36,798
some idiot
decided to hold his breath.

408
00:19:36,882 --> 00:19:39,050
He passes out,
and before I know it,

409
00:19:39,117 --> 00:19:44,722
the place is a perfect storm
of mass hysteria...

410
00:19:44,790 --> 00:19:46,641
Although it worked out
just as well.

411
00:19:46,725 --> 00:19:48,092
<i>(Colleen)</i>
<i>They're morons.</i>

412
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:49,827
Agreed.

413
00:19:49,895 --> 00:19:52,146
No, not the patients,
the kids.

414
00:19:52,231 --> 00:19:53,798
It doesn't matter
how you stole it.

415
00:19:53,849 --> 00:19:55,600
What matters is why.

416
00:19:55,651 --> 00:19:59,153
You know, you're starting
to remind me of someone.

417
00:19:59,238 --> 00:20:02,023
I didn't ask how you stole it.
I asked why.
418
00:20:02,107 --> 00:20:04,642
Isn't it obvious?

419
00:20:04,693 --> 00:20:06,143
You think you can tell
why she's mad

420
00:20:06,195 --> 00:20:07,412
by reading
budget spreadsheets

421
00:20:07,479 --> 00:20:09,580
and per diem schedules?

422
00:20:09,648 --> 00:20:11,115
I know why she's mad.

423
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,950
What I need to know is
how to make her un-mad.

424
00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:14,786
And step one
is gaining access

425
00:20:14,837 --> 00:20:16,287
to the journal
on her laptop,

426
00:20:16,338 --> 00:20:18,989
where she records
her innermost thoughts...

427
00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:21,375
Instead of just
watching porn with me.

428
00:20:22,994 --> 00:20:24,429
Oh, grow up.

429
00:20:24,496 --> 00:20:27,932
If porn was bad, why would
there be so many nuns in it?

430
00:20:27,999 --> 00:20:30,134
Why is she mad?
431
00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:31,302
<i>(House)</i>
<i>I was myself,</i>

432
00:20:31,353 --> 00:20:32,854
which, by the way,

433
00:20:32,938 --> 00:20:35,506
she's supposed
to love unconditionally.

434
00:20:35,557 --> 00:20:37,508
I didn't do anything.

435
00:20:37,559 --> 00:20:39,527
<i>We had a great weekend.</i>

436
00:20:39,611 --> 00:20:43,231
Went to a Blues club,
we watched <i>Cinderfella</i> on DVD.

437
00:20:43,315 --> 00:20:44,315
And?

438
00:20:44,383 --> 00:20:46,350
It doesn't matter.

439
00:20:46,401 --> 00:20:48,736
<i>She's being unreasonable,</i>
<i>and I have to fix it.</i>

440
00:20:48,821 --> 00:20:50,204
I need to know what's
really important to her.

441
00:20:50,289 --> 00:20:52,657
- I need something big.
- Because?

442
00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:55,409
We're past that.

443
00:20:57,663 --> 00:21:01,215
Have you tried
childhood pet names?
444
00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:02,633
I don't know her pets.

445
00:21:02,701 --> 00:21:04,051
She's never mentioned
a pet?

446
00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:08,005
Well, yeah,
but I wasn't listening.

447
00:21:08,056 --> 00:21:11,259
She's not mad because I don't
remember a dead dog's name.

448
00:21:11,326 --> 00:21:14,595
Her first dog
was Ronaldo.

449
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:17,398
Is that R-o
or R-e-y?

450
00:21:17,483 --> 00:21:20,101
I didn't ask. Try both.
[Knock at door]

451
00:21:20,185 --> 00:21:21,719
Just got a case
from the E.R.

452
00:21:21,770 --> 00:21:23,070
Rutgers student came in

453
00:21:23,155 --> 00:21:24,772
with what looked like
acute bronchitis.

454
00:21:24,857 --> 00:21:26,741
But there's nothing in
his blood or sputum cultures.

455
00:21:26,825 --> 00:21:28,326
Don't you think
it's time you people
456
00:21:28,393 --> 00:21:30,278
stop looking to the white man
to solve all your problems?

457
00:21:30,362 --> 00:21:31,729
His O-2 sats
are in the toilet.

458
00:21:31,780 --> 00:21:33,230
If we don't figure out
what's attacking his--

459
00:21:33,282 --> 00:21:34,582
So figure it out!

460
00:21:34,666 --> 00:21:36,484
I'm busy.

461
00:21:40,739 --> 00:21:41,923
(Girl)
That can't be true.

462
00:21:41,990 --> 00:21:43,858
Why not?

463
00:21:43,926 --> 00:21:48,613
'Cause if he was dying--
I mean, you're a doctor.

464
00:21:50,983 --> 00:21:54,268
Patients die every day.

465
00:21:54,336 --> 00:21:57,104
Not all of them
are interesting.

466
00:22:08,275 --> 00:22:11,277
You still haven't answered
either question.

467
00:22:12,018 --> 00:22:15,687
She was mad because she's
genetically programmed

468
00:22:15,738 --> 00:22:17,989
to make a big deal
out of every little thing.

469
00:22:18,057 --> 00:22:21,109
So she's mad
'cause she's a girl.

470
00:22:21,781 --> 00:22:24,049
And now she's mad
because she's programmed

471
00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:25,878
to make a big deal
out of every little thing.

472
00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:30,037
- Actually, she's not like that.
<i>Why are you sticking up for her?</i>-

473
00:22:30,114 --> 00:22:32,398
She says you're a pathetic jerk
and she hates you.

474
00:22:32,483 --> 00:22:34,150
That was
a long time ago.

475
00:22:34,218 --> 00:22:35,518
It was
two days ago.

476
00:22:35,569 --> 00:22:37,403
And it wasn't
even true then.

477
00:22:37,488 --> 00:22:40,123
- How do you know?
- Because I know how you think.

478
00:22:40,190 --> 00:22:42,041
[Scoffs]
Really?

479
00:22:42,126 --> 00:22:43,493
Really.

480
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,345
Really?
481
00:22:46,413 --> 00:22:49,132
[Children cheering]

482
00:23:01,645 --> 00:23:02,645
Hey.

483
00:23:02,712 --> 00:23:05,314
Uh, and no peck
on the cheek.

484
00:23:05,382 --> 00:23:08,935
It has to be
on the lips.

485
00:23:09,019 --> 00:23:11,771
(House)
Winning a bet
to force her to kiss you

486
00:23:11,855 --> 00:23:13,339
actually cuts
against your theory

487
00:23:13,407 --> 00:23:14,657
that you know
how she thinks.

488
00:23:14,724 --> 00:23:16,192
I wasn't forcing her
to do anything

489
00:23:16,243 --> 00:23:18,244
that she
didn't want to do.

490
00:23:18,312 --> 00:23:20,947
You're hoping for a career
in the NBA or the NFL?

491
00:23:21,031 --> 00:23:22,698
The bet let her do
what she wanted to do

492
00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:24,617
while still being able to act
like she didn't,
493
00:23:24,685 --> 00:23:26,002
<i>so her friends</i>
<i>wouldn't get all, like,</i>

494
00:23:26,069 --> 00:23:27,920
<i>calling her a slut</i>
<i>or something.</i>

495
00:23:27,988 --> 00:23:30,573
Not that it's slutty
or anything.

496
00:23:30,641 --> 00:23:33,092
It's just a kiss.

497
00:23:33,177 --> 00:23:36,846
Not even close to true.

498
00:23:36,913 --> 00:23:38,631
[Sighs]

499
00:23:38,715 --> 00:23:42,418
I just couldn't believe
I'd lose.

500
00:23:42,469 --> 00:23:43,603
Ah, now we're getting
somewhere.

501
00:23:45,639 --> 00:23:47,256
No, we're not.

502
00:23:47,307 --> 00:23:49,258
Oh, I thought we were.

503
00:23:49,309 --> 00:23:50,526
No, you thought
we weren't,

504
00:23:50,594 --> 00:23:52,028
and that's exactly
what you want,

505
00:23:52,095 --> 00:23:55,531
because you don't want to
tell us why was she mad at you!

506
00:23:58,485 --> 00:23:59,785
You tell us you don't
want to do your job

507
00:23:59,870 --> 00:24:01,337
because you're too busy
trying to break

508
00:24:01,405 --> 00:24:03,272
into your girlfriend's laptop
to figure out a way

509
00:24:03,323 --> 00:24:04,457
<i>to make her</i>
<i>not mad at you.</i>

510
00:24:04,541 --> 00:24:05,774
<i>But you don't tell us</i>

511
00:24:05,826 --> 00:24:08,244
why she <i>was</i> mad at you.

512
00:24:12,049 --> 00:24:12,965
It's stupid.

513
00:24:13,033 --> 00:24:15,801
Talk.

514
00:24:23,343 --> 00:24:25,978
I'm out of here.

515
00:24:27,481 --> 00:24:28,848
Unless...

516
00:24:31,134 --> 00:24:33,402
[Chuckles]
Rachel's gonna be up soon.

517
00:24:33,470 --> 00:24:35,821
Well, you never know.

518
00:24:35,906 --> 00:24:39,025
Yes, I do.
519
00:24:40,801 --> 00:24:43,137
Can you take the garbage out
before you go?

520
00:24:43,197 --> 00:24:46,165
Uh, I-I-I would,
but...

521
00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:48,668
Oh, come on.

522
00:24:48,752 --> 00:24:50,336
It's not a lot.

523
00:24:50,420 --> 00:24:53,923
Pain's always worst
first thing in the morning.

524
00:24:59,663 --> 00:25:02,782
[Door slams]

525
00:25:07,287 --> 00:25:10,006
<i>(Rachel)</i>
<i>Mommy!</i>

526
00:25:30,444 --> 00:25:32,962
(Colleen)
You used her toothbrush?

527
00:25:33,029 --> 00:25:34,547
(Zack)
That's so gross.

528
00:25:34,631 --> 00:25:37,166
What's the big deal?

529
00:25:37,217 --> 00:25:38,551
It's not like
she had a problem

530
00:25:38,635 --> 00:25:40,169
swapping spit
the night before.

531
00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:42,221
Well, maybe it's not
the swapping spit

532
00:25:42,289 --> 00:25:45,174
that bothers her, but the fact
that you don't listen to her.

533
00:25:45,225 --> 00:25:46,676
<i>Had she warned</i>
<i>you not to do it?</i>

534
00:25:46,727 --> 00:25:48,010
Oh, I listen to her.

535
00:25:48,078 --> 00:25:49,595
But you just said before
that you didn't.

536
00:25:49,663 --> 00:25:50,980
No, I said I didn't remember
what she said.

537
00:25:51,047 --> 00:25:52,715
No, you said you
don't listen--

538
00:25:52,766 --> 00:25:55,735
I listen to her.

539
00:25:55,819 --> 00:25:56,852
Okay?

540
00:25:56,903 --> 00:25:58,070
Believe me, I listen.

541
00:25:58,155 --> 00:26:01,190
[Movie music plays]

542
00:26:01,241 --> 00:26:02,275
<i>(Cuddy)</i>
<i>It's my toothbrush,</i>

543
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:04,827
<i>and it's not just once.</i>

544
00:26:04,894 --> 00:26:07,079
And it's not
like I'd even care,

545
00:26:07,164 --> 00:26:11,667
but you totally
destroy it.

546
00:26:11,735 --> 00:26:13,419
You're supposed
to brush with it,

547
00:26:13,503 --> 00:26:15,371
not gnaw on it
like a rawhide bone.

548
00:26:15,422 --> 00:26:18,874
I think
Miss Four Cavities' time

549
00:26:18,925 --> 00:26:21,294
would be better spent copying
Mr. No Cavities

550
00:26:21,378 --> 00:26:23,796
instead of
complaining about him.

551
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,965
And given what
I'd just been doing,

552
00:26:26,033 --> 00:26:27,667
I thought you wouldn't want me
going out to dinner

553
00:26:27,734 --> 00:26:30,336
without a good brush
and a floss.

554
00:26:30,404 --> 00:26:33,489
Would you please just use
the toothbrush I bought you?

555
00:26:33,557 --> 00:26:37,126
Would you please just shut up
and watch the movie?

556
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:44,283
I said, "please."

557
00:26:44,368 --> 00:26:46,369
Why would you have
to brush your teeth

558
00:26:46,436 --> 00:26:48,437
before you go to dinner?

559
00:26:48,505 --> 00:26:50,039
You don't want
to know...

560
00:26:50,106 --> 00:26:51,240
Yet.

561
00:26:51,308 --> 00:26:52,825
You're gross
and dumb.

562
00:26:52,909 --> 00:26:54,744
<i>You listen</i>
<i>to what she says</i>

563
00:26:54,811 --> 00:26:57,046
just so you can tell her
how wrong she is.

564
00:26:57,113 --> 00:26:58,964
You are clueless
and naive.

565
00:26:59,049 --> 00:27:01,384
<i>I have to tell her</i>
<i>that she's wrong,</i>

566
00:27:01,451 --> 00:27:03,252
'cause no one else will.

567
00:27:03,303 --> 00:27:05,388
She's the boss,

568
00:27:05,455 --> 00:27:07,306
which means
she's surrounded by morons

569
00:27:07,391 --> 00:27:09,008
who are either afraid of her,

570
00:27:09,092 --> 00:27:10,426
or they want
to kiss up to her,

571
00:27:10,477 --> 00:27:13,128
or they want to...

572
00:27:13,180 --> 00:27:15,514
Kiss her.

573
00:27:15,599 --> 00:27:17,650
But not you.
<i>(House) I already kissed her.</i>

574
00:27:17,734 --> 00:27:19,352
And I respect her enough
not to treat her

575
00:27:19,436 --> 00:27:22,638
like some tender blossom
who needs to be coddled.

576
00:27:22,706 --> 00:27:25,858
Makes sense to me.

577
00:27:27,861 --> 00:27:30,196
That's what you
think you did?

578
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,331
Yeah, totally.

579
00:27:36,987 --> 00:27:39,055
You mean...

580
00:27:39,122 --> 00:27:40,556
Wha--

581
00:27:40,624 --> 00:27:41,640
you?

582
00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:44,093
No, I didn't punch her.
583
00:28:06,182 --> 00:28:08,517
(House)
You're a moron.

584
00:28:08,568 --> 00:28:09,652
I didn't mean to.

585
00:28:09,719 --> 00:28:12,154
The stick had
wicked heel curve.

586
00:28:12,205 --> 00:28:13,572
Did I mention
you're a moron?

587
00:28:13,657 --> 00:28:14,907
Okay, you just said
it's wrong

588
00:28:14,991 --> 00:28:16,909
to treat your girlfriend
like she's weaker than you.

589
00:28:16,993 --> 00:28:18,327
I'm not talking
about trying to score.

590
00:28:18,378 --> 00:28:19,662
I'm talking
about shooting high.

591
00:28:19,713 --> 00:28:21,864
Tennis shoes
on a wooden floor?

592
00:28:21,915 --> 00:28:24,417
She obviously can't butterfly
and cover the low corners.

593
00:28:24,501 --> 00:28:26,102
Your turn.

594
00:28:26,169 --> 00:28:28,421
<i>The laptop.</i>

595
00:28:28,505 --> 00:28:29,722
[Mutters]

596
00:28:38,381 --> 00:28:40,766
I must be in the midst
of a complex partial seizure,

597
00:28:40,851 --> 00:28:44,186
'cause I know you are
not sitting at my desk.

598
00:28:44,237 --> 00:28:46,021
Sorry.
Ran out of lotion in mine.

599
00:28:46,072 --> 00:28:47,273
Get the hell
out of here.

600
00:28:47,357 --> 00:28:48,741
Can't. This is
the only place left

601
00:28:48,825 --> 00:28:50,075
that Cuddy'll
never look for me.

602
00:28:50,143 --> 00:28:51,660
And I still haven't found
what I'm looking for.

603
00:28:51,728 --> 00:28:52,995
Well, I can tell you,
what you're about to find

604
00:28:53,062 --> 00:28:54,580
is my foot in your ass.

605
00:28:54,664 --> 00:28:56,499
I don't think we've got
enough lotion for that.

606
00:28:56,566 --> 00:28:59,084
How did you even get in here?
The door was locked.

607
00:28:59,169 --> 00:29:04,757
Well, either I can walk
through walls, or...

608
00:29:04,825 --> 00:29:06,075
We have liftoff.

609
00:29:06,143 --> 00:29:07,543
Is that
Cuddy's journal?

610
00:29:07,594 --> 00:29:10,629
No, it's a freelance piece
I'm writing for <i>Teen Vogue.</i>

611
00:29:10,714 --> 00:29:12,131
No, no, no.
Let me see that.

612
00:29:12,215 --> 00:29:15,584
Sorry, got to go.

613
00:29:15,635 --> 00:29:17,436
Key.

614
00:29:22,642 --> 00:29:24,643
<i>I got to give you</i>
<i>one thing, Hourani.</i>

615
00:29:24,728 --> 00:29:27,980
Your wife--
she's beautiful.

616
00:29:28,064 --> 00:29:29,448
I mean, wow.

617
00:29:29,533 --> 00:29:32,468
Thank you.

618
00:29:41,378 --> 00:29:42,211
<i>House!</i>

619
00:29:45,448 --> 00:29:48,467
<i>(Boy)</i>
<i>Wait.</i>

620
00:29:48,552 --> 00:29:50,819
I thought
<i>you</i> were Dr. Hourani.

621
00:29:50,887 --> 00:29:54,089
[Children murmuring
in agreement]

622
00:29:54,140 --> 00:29:55,474
<i>(Girl)</i>
<i>Yeah, who are you?</i>

623
00:30:02,019 --> 00:30:03,269
(Colleen)
So that's why you're here?

624
00:30:03,353 --> 00:30:04,754
[Cell phone ringing]
Well, that was stupid.

625
00:30:04,805 --> 00:30:06,606
I know.

626
00:30:06,690 --> 00:30:09,525
Mr. Stupid-Head
at your service.

627
00:30:09,593 --> 00:30:11,627
<i>(Foreman)</i>
<i>Where are you now?</i>
In the principal's office.

628
00:30:11,695 --> 00:30:13,863
<i>House, we don't</i>
<i>have time for games.</i>

629
00:30:13,930 --> 00:30:15,965
Pet scan was negative for sarcoidosis.
<i>Great.</i>

630
00:30:16,033 --> 00:30:17,450
Means the treatment's
already working.

631
00:30:17,534 --> 00:30:19,235
It would if we'd actually
started the treatment,

632
00:30:19,286 --> 00:30:21,654
but we didn't.
<i>Why the hell not?</i>

633
00:30:21,739 --> 00:30:23,339
Because it's
not sarcoidosis.

634
00:30:23,407 --> 00:30:24,741
<i>If you were here,</i>
<i>you would know that.</i>

635
00:30:24,792 --> 00:30:25,958
<i>He's dying.</i>

636
00:30:26,043 --> 00:30:27,910
What's left of his lung
is collapsing.

637
00:30:27,961 --> 00:30:29,962
F.N.A. of the mediastinal--
<i>i don't care about the F.N.A.</i>

638
00:30:30,047 --> 00:30:32,215
What I care about is how
he responds to the treatment.

639
00:30:32,282 --> 00:30:33,583
House.
<i>Just do it.</i>

640
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,172
Sarcoidosis...

641
00:30:39,256 --> 00:30:41,758
Is a diagnosis
of exclusion,

642
00:30:41,809 --> 00:30:43,726
which means that the cowards
who spend their time

643
00:30:43,794 --> 00:30:46,012
excluding what it isn't
usually cause their patients

644
00:30:46,096 --> 00:30:48,297
to die from what it is.

645
00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:49,715
I don't get it.

646
00:30:49,783 --> 00:30:52,401
- Why would you lie about your name?
- Who cares?

647
00:30:52,469 --> 00:30:54,020
What did she write
in her journal?

648
00:30:54,104 --> 00:30:55,905
Thank you.

649
00:30:55,972 --> 00:30:57,607
That is exactly
my point.

650
00:30:57,658 --> 00:31:00,193
Why does no one
ever believe me?

651
00:31:00,277 --> 00:31:02,628
What?

652
00:31:02,696 --> 00:31:06,215
Just because he's dying
doesn't make it interesting.

653
00:31:06,283 --> 00:31:08,000
You cheated on her,
didn't you?

654
00:31:08,085 --> 00:31:09,752
No, I didn't cheat
on her.

655
00:31:09,820 --> 00:31:11,904
It's obviously more than
just you used her toothbrush

656
00:31:11,972 --> 00:31:13,823
<i>and wouldn't take</i>
<i>the garbage out.</i>
657
00:31:13,874 --> 00:31:17,176
No, actually,
it was exactly that.

658
00:31:17,261 --> 00:31:18,928
I just need
some time alone.

659
00:31:18,995 --> 00:31:21,514
Because I used
your toothbrush?

660
00:31:21,598 --> 00:31:24,150
And you wouldn't take out
the garbage.

661
00:31:24,218 --> 00:31:26,502
That's insane.

662
00:31:26,570 --> 00:31:27,837
You know that, right?

663
00:31:27,888 --> 00:31:30,840
You do whatever
you want, always.

664
00:31:30,891 --> 00:31:32,892
I said I was sorry.
I was--

665
00:31:32,976 --> 00:31:34,627
I was still half asleep.
I wasn't paying attention.

666
00:31:34,695 --> 00:31:36,229
And you're
always right.

667
00:31:36,313 --> 00:31:37,563
And I don't mean you
always think you're right.

668
00:31:37,648 --> 00:31:40,449
But y-you are
actually always right,

669
00:31:40,517 --> 00:31:42,618
because that's
all that matters.

670
00:31:42,686 --> 00:31:45,354
That doesn't
even make sense.

671
00:31:45,405 --> 00:31:47,206
What, you want me
to be wrong?

672
00:31:47,291 --> 00:31:49,625
I want you to care about
more than just what you want,

673
00:31:49,693 --> 00:31:52,145
what you think.

674
00:31:52,212 --> 00:31:53,963
You need me, House.

675
00:31:54,031 --> 00:31:56,165
And you may even love me.

676
00:31:56,216 --> 00:31:59,552
But you don't care
about me.

677
00:32:01,755 --> 00:32:03,923
And I deserve
someone who does.

678
00:32:15,519 --> 00:32:16,986
(Colleen)
That's what I said.

679
00:32:17,053 --> 00:32:18,688
You don't listen to her.

680
00:32:18,739 --> 00:32:21,023
You didn't say that.

681
00:32:21,074 --> 00:32:23,125
Yes, I did.

682
00:32:23,193 --> 00:32:25,361
Well, I wasn't
listening, then.

683
00:32:25,412 --> 00:32:26,996
[Sighs]

684
00:32:27,063 --> 00:32:29,365
But you found a way
to fix things, right?

685
00:32:29,416 --> 00:32:31,167
That's why you were happy
when you read her laptop.

686
00:32:31,234 --> 00:32:33,569
I did.

687
00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:36,238
At least
I thought I did.

688
00:32:36,290 --> 00:32:38,374
She recently got
the thin envelope

689
00:32:38,425 --> 00:32:40,910
from her first choice
preschool.

690
00:32:40,961 --> 00:32:44,580
But it turns out
it was her fake first choice,

691
00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:46,349
'cause she was convinced
she couldn't get her kid

692
00:32:46,416 --> 00:32:47,850
into her actual first choice

693
00:32:47,918 --> 00:32:52,555
without a substantial donation
or an inside connection.

694
00:32:52,606 --> 00:32:55,925
If it's Brye Park,
I'm afraid she's right.

695
00:32:55,976 --> 00:32:57,944
Wait, that's
our school.

696
00:32:58,028 --> 00:33:00,262
What other school
would he be talking about?

697
00:33:00,314 --> 00:33:03,098
Just finish
the story.

698
00:33:03,150 --> 00:33:05,234
You know,
I got to tell you--

699
00:33:05,285 --> 00:33:07,370
there is bossy,
which can be sexy.

700
00:33:07,437 --> 00:33:08,654
And then
there's bitchy--

701
00:33:08,722 --> 00:33:10,389
Finish the story.

702
00:33:13,210 --> 00:33:15,611
You obviously know this

703
00:33:15,662 --> 00:33:17,780
because you're
on the school board,

704
00:33:17,831 --> 00:33:19,248
which puts you
on the inside,

705
00:33:19,299 --> 00:33:22,635
and being the CEO here obviously
connects you with Cuddy.

706
00:33:22,719 --> 00:33:26,222
Well, if we're so connected,
why isn't she the one asking?
707
00:33:26,289 --> 00:33:27,974
Because she thinks
it's wrong

708
00:33:28,058 --> 00:33:30,559
to use connections
to cut in line.

709
00:33:30,627 --> 00:33:31,677
I don't.

710
00:33:34,264 --> 00:33:36,649
I might be able to help.
Fantastic.

711
00:33:36,733 --> 00:33:39,268
But I could use
a favor as well.

712
00:33:39,319 --> 00:33:40,653
<i>(Foreman)</i>
<i>Where are you?</i>

713
00:33:40,737 --> 00:33:42,104
I needed to take care
of something.

714
00:33:42,155 --> 00:33:43,472
<i>It's not a foreign body.</i>

715
00:33:43,540 --> 00:33:44,523
<i>(House)</i>
<i>You must have missed it.</i>

716
00:33:44,608 --> 00:33:45,925
If we do any more imaging,

717
00:33:45,993 --> 00:33:47,977
we're gonna have to add
radiation poisoning to the DDX.

718
00:33:48,028 --> 00:33:49,695
I meant
the sarcoidosis.

719
00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:51,163
<i>(Masters)</i>
<i>The biopsy and c-ANCA</i>

720
00:33:51,248 --> 00:33:52,281
were both negative.

721
00:33:52,332 --> 00:33:53,983
We're gonna have to do a pneumon.

722
00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:56,335
<i>No sign of drug</i>
<i>or alcohol abuse.</i>

723
00:33:56,420 --> 00:33:59,422
He's not a smoker, a coal miner,
or a potter--it's sarcoidosis.

724
00:33:59,489 --> 00:34:01,173
<i>Start him on corticosteroids</i>
<i>and methotrexate.</i>

725
00:34:01,241 --> 00:34:03,526
If it's a drug-resistant bug,
and we give him steroids--

726
00:34:03,593 --> 00:34:04,827
<i>He'll die,</i>

727
00:34:04,878 --> 00:34:06,796
which from the sound of it
wouldn't be much worse.

728
00:34:06,847 --> 00:34:09,298
[Tires screeching, crash]

729
00:34:09,349 --> 00:34:11,500
You moron.

730
00:34:26,867 --> 00:34:28,567
But you have
to show him your I.D.

731
00:34:28,652 --> 00:34:30,202
And your insurance stuff.

732
00:34:30,287 --> 00:34:32,204
You can't just
give him a fake name.

733
00:34:32,289 --> 00:34:33,873
You don't have
to do anything.

734
00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:36,692
Last time I checked,
this was still America.

735
00:34:36,743 --> 00:34:39,128
Of course,
that was ten years ago.

736
00:34:39,195 --> 00:34:43,249
But you're gonna pay him, right?
I mean, it was your fault.

737
00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:45,134
A yellow light
does not mean stop.

738
00:34:45,201 --> 00:34:47,887
It was, at the most,
20% my fault.

739
00:34:47,971 --> 00:34:50,806
Since insurance companies
automatically put

740
00:34:50,874 --> 00:34:53,476
100% of the fault
on the rear-ender,

741
00:34:53,543 --> 00:34:56,679
my little lie
was actually an effort

742
00:34:56,730 --> 00:35:01,317
to achieve an outcome
closer to the truth.

743
00:35:01,384 --> 00:35:03,319
And it would
have worked, too,
744
00:35:03,386 --> 00:35:06,489
if it weren't
for those meddling kids.

745
00:35:06,556 --> 00:35:08,791
I am Dr. Hourani.

746
00:35:08,859 --> 00:35:11,327
Then why did you say
the other doctor was Hourani?

747
00:35:11,394 --> 00:35:13,779
<i>It's, uh--</i>
<i>it's a common name.</i>

748
00:35:13,847 --> 00:35:16,565
It's like Smith...

749
00:35:16,633 --> 00:35:18,400
In Lebanon.

750
00:35:18,452 --> 00:35:21,003
- Let me see your I.D.
- I told you, I left it in my other pants.

751
00:35:21,071 --> 00:35:22,916
Really? 'Cause it looks
like it's still in this pair.

752
00:35:22,917 --> 00:35:23,564
Get your hands off me.

753
00:35:23,590 --> 00:35:24,874
Give me your I.D.

754
00:35:24,925 --> 00:35:26,792
- Hey, would you stop that?
- Give me your I.D.

755
00:35:26,877 --> 00:35:28,711
Gentlemen, please.
[Kids murmuring loudly]

756
00:35:28,762 --> 00:35:29,795
<i>Kids, stay calm.</i>
757
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,180
Gimme your I.D.!

758
00:35:31,247 --> 00:35:32,715
Stop this right now!
Stay in your seats, kids.

759
00:35:32,766 --> 00:35:35,434
<i>Stay calm, you guys.</i>
<i>Stay in your seats.</i>

760
00:35:35,519 --> 00:35:37,219
Gentlemen, please.
This is not the time or place.

761
00:35:41,224 --> 00:35:44,693
Is there a problem in here,
Ms. Corwin?

762
00:35:56,072 --> 00:35:57,623
Why don't you
just take off?

763
00:35:57,707 --> 00:36:00,342
It's not like the principal
can call your parents.

764
00:36:00,410 --> 00:36:03,245
No, but the principal
can call the police

765
00:36:03,296 --> 00:36:05,664
or the guy he's doing
the favor for.

766
00:36:05,749 --> 00:36:08,167
His girlfriend's
obviously gonna find out.

767
00:36:08,251 --> 00:36:09,718
He's screwed.

768
00:36:09,786 --> 00:36:11,420
- I'd bolt.
- No, you wouldn't.

769
00:36:11,471 --> 00:36:13,606
Yeah, I would.

770
00:36:13,673 --> 00:36:15,674
No, you wouldn't.

771
00:36:18,145 --> 00:36:19,979
How do you know?

772
00:36:30,991 --> 00:36:33,075
What's wrong?

773
00:36:33,142 --> 00:36:34,643
I guess...

774
00:36:34,694 --> 00:36:37,196
I don't want to do it
like this.

775
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,815
Sorry for shooting
the puck so hard

776
00:36:39,866 --> 00:36:42,501
and tricking you
in the bet.

777
00:36:42,586 --> 00:36:45,204
- You didn't trick me.
- Yeah, I did.

778
00:36:45,288 --> 00:36:48,040
I gave Madison
a <i>Red Dead Revolver</i> cheat code

779
00:36:48,108 --> 00:36:50,376
so she'd hit your foot
with the rope.

780
00:36:53,463 --> 00:36:55,664
I knew you
couldn't beat me.

781
00:36:55,715 --> 00:36:57,332
You're right.
It's just...
782
00:36:57,384 --> 00:36:59,685
[Sighs]
I really like you.

783
00:36:59,769 --> 00:37:01,937
And I'm pretty sure
you like me too.

784
00:37:02,005 --> 00:37:05,357
But I don't want to play
any more games.

785
00:37:07,394 --> 00:37:10,345
When you want--
I mean, if you ever want to,

786
00:37:10,397 --> 00:37:13,449
just tell me
you're ready,

787
00:37:13,516 --> 00:37:16,368
and, you know...

788
00:37:16,453 --> 00:37:18,153
Sorry.

789
00:37:29,332 --> 00:37:31,133
Well done.

790
00:37:32,869 --> 00:37:34,803
He's not
always a jerk.

791
00:37:36,923 --> 00:37:38,224
And neither
are you.

792
00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:40,726
She obviously
likes you.

793
00:37:40,810 --> 00:37:44,163
Just stop using her toothbrush
and stop playing games.

794
00:37:44,231 --> 00:37:47,499
<i>She'll still like you.</i>

795
00:37:49,069 --> 00:37:51,103
She's bossy...

796
00:37:51,171 --> 00:37:53,939
But she's usually right.

797
00:38:07,504 --> 00:38:08,671
Thank you.

798
00:38:08,738 --> 00:38:10,873
Dr. House, can I ask you
a question?

799
00:38:10,924 --> 00:38:13,392
Are you insane
or just stupid?

800
00:38:16,296 --> 00:38:18,097
Is there a third option?

801
00:38:18,181 --> 00:38:20,633
Actually,
I don't think there is.

802
00:38:24,754 --> 00:38:28,190
I'm sorry.
I-I just wasn't thinking.

803
00:38:28,257 --> 00:38:31,226
I mean, I was,
but only about myself,

804
00:38:31,278 --> 00:38:33,896
which is apparently
the way I am...

805
00:38:33,947 --> 00:38:38,033
Usually, not always.

806
00:38:38,101 --> 00:38:40,319
And I need to convince
someone of that.

807
00:38:40,403 --> 00:38:41,603
Mm-hmm.

808
00:38:41,671 --> 00:38:43,539
And you think you can do that
by getting someone

809
00:38:43,606 --> 00:38:48,243
to pull strings to get
her daughter into our preschool.

810
00:38:48,295 --> 00:38:50,929
I spoke
to Sanford Wells.

811
00:38:54,617 --> 00:38:56,302
You can call the police.

812
00:38:56,386 --> 00:38:59,121
You can turn me in
for lying at the accident.

813
00:38:59,172 --> 00:39:01,590
Oh, I'm sure Mr. Dryden
has already taken care of that.

814
00:39:01,641 --> 00:39:04,560
Let her daughter in.

815
00:39:04,627 --> 00:39:07,680
She's a great kid,
and Dr. Cuddy is a great mom.

816
00:39:07,764 --> 00:39:09,715
They'll fit in
perfectly here.

817
00:39:11,685 --> 00:39:13,435
And how exactly
does admitting her daughter

818
00:39:13,486 --> 00:39:16,822
prove how unselfish
you are?

819
00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:19,108
Seems like you're still
doing it to help yourself,
820
00:39:19,175 --> 00:39:22,310
not anyone else.

821
00:39:22,362 --> 00:39:24,813
I don't know.

822
00:39:24,881 --> 00:39:28,367
I just know that
I need to do something.

823
00:39:28,451 --> 00:39:31,520
I need her in my life.

824
00:39:34,207 --> 00:39:37,826
You know what it's like
to actually need someone?

825
00:39:41,398 --> 00:39:44,500
Yes.

826
00:39:44,567 --> 00:39:47,169
I do.

827
00:39:48,250 --> 00:39:52,103
But I also know what it's like
to have responsibilities.

828
00:39:52,171 --> 00:39:55,757
<i>Maybe it's time</i>
<i>you grew up.</i>

829
00:40:04,433 --> 00:40:06,300
<i>Dr. House...</i>

830
00:40:06,368 --> 00:40:08,636
Is there anything
you'd like to say?

831
00:40:08,704 --> 00:40:11,606
Can I be excused?

832
00:40:17,029 --> 00:40:20,165
It's just food.

833
00:40:20,181 --> 00:40:22,565
Something small enough
to go down the wrong pipe,

834
00:40:22,633 --> 00:40:25,018
too big to get washed out
by the bronchial lavage.

835
00:40:25,102 --> 00:40:27,904
Wouldn't show up
on a C.T.

836
00:40:27,971 --> 00:40:29,606
<i>But would cause</i>
<i>the C.O.P.D.</i>

837
00:40:29,657 --> 00:40:32,709
And wouldn't respond
to steroids or antibiotics.

838
00:40:32,777 --> 00:40:34,444
<i>Prep him</i>
<i>for exploratory surgery</i>

839
00:40:34,512 --> 00:40:35,695
and start the betting.

840
00:40:35,780 --> 00:40:36,946
Betting?

841
00:40:36,998 --> 00:40:40,149
I got a hundred bucks
says it's a pea.

842
00:40:48,793 --> 00:40:50,293
I'm busy.

843
00:40:50,344 --> 00:40:52,328
I know.

844
00:40:58,903 --> 00:41:01,504
I just want to say
that I'm sorry.

845
00:41:03,858 --> 00:41:07,093
Shouldn't you be saying that
to Sanford Wells?
846
00:41:07,161 --> 00:41:09,813
A fifth-grade
career day?

847
00:41:09,864 --> 00:41:13,817
You really thought
you could pull that off?

848
00:41:13,868 --> 00:41:16,352
I figured,
how hard could it be?

849
00:41:19,790 --> 00:41:21,341
And I wanted to prove
to you

850
00:41:21,409 --> 00:41:24,627
that I do care
about your needs

851
00:41:24,695 --> 00:41:27,514
and Rachel's.

852
00:41:27,598 --> 00:41:30,617
I do.

853
00:41:33,020 --> 00:41:35,188
Is that why
you also stole my computer?

854
00:41:35,256 --> 00:41:37,157
Yes, it is.

855
00:41:37,224 --> 00:41:39,225
And then threw it
in the trash?

856
00:41:39,310 --> 00:41:41,694
I did not throw it,
I placed it,

857
00:41:41,779 --> 00:41:43,363
knowing that the janitor
would find it

858
00:41:43,447 --> 00:41:46,533
and know it was yours
and return it to you unharmed.

859
00:41:46,617 --> 00:41:48,184
I'm a moron.

860
00:41:48,235 --> 00:41:50,537
But that doesn't mean
I-I don't care about you,

861
00:41:50,621 --> 00:41:52,021
that I don't think
about you,

862
00:41:52,089 --> 00:41:55,058
that I don't want you
to be happy.

863
00:41:55,126 --> 00:41:58,027
I was wrong.
You were right.

864
00:41:58,079 --> 00:41:59,529
I can do better.

865
00:41:59,580 --> 00:42:02,532
Just...give me a chance.

866
00:42:06,337 --> 00:42:08,505
So what were you--

867
00:42:08,556 --> 00:42:10,824
an Astronaut
or a Bullfighter?

868
00:42:13,928 --> 00:42:15,512
I was myself...

869
00:42:15,563 --> 00:42:17,797
For the most part.

870
00:42:25,156 --> 00:42:26,656
I know you're still upset,

871
00:42:26,723 --> 00:42:30,527
so I'm gonna...

872
00:42:30,578 --> 00:42:35,064
I'll leave you to--to deal
with it however you want.

873
00:42:35,116 --> 00:42:36,833
House.

874
00:42:42,873 --> 00:42:45,125
You want to come over
for dinner tonight?

875
00:42:45,192 --> 00:42:47,277
I'd love to.

876
00:42:47,502 --> 00:42:51,202
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