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A RHETORICAL ARTIFACT.

INDEX: FRANKENPROJECT
BEST 1AC EVER 1/3
BEST 1AC EVER 2/3
BEST 1AC EVER 3/3
OLD 1AC 1/10
OLD 1AC 2/10
OLD 1AC 3/10
OLD 1AC 4/10
OLD 1AC 5/10
OLD 1AC 6/10
OLD 1AC 7/10
OLD 1AC 8/10
OLD 1AC 9/10
OLD 1AC 10/10
2AC COUNTER-INTERPRETATION
1AR: SUPER NINTENDO
AT: SWITCH SIDE DABAIT
2AC:FRAMEWORK
PARTICIPATION IN DEBATE
2AR STUFF
CLAUDE EVIDENCE
CLAUDE OVERVIEW
2AC: FRAMEWORK
SO-CALLED 2AC TOPICALITY RANT 1/2
SO-CALLED 2AC TOPICALITY RANT 2/2
MONKEYBALLS 2AC 1/5
MONKEYBALLS 2AC 2/5
MONKEYBALLS 2AC 3/5
MONKEYBALLS 2AC 4/5
MONKEYBALLS 2AC 5/5
EXTENSION: LEFTIST POLITICS SUCK
EXTENSION: LEFTIST POLITICS SUCK
GORILLAZ SOLVES CAPITALISM
1AR: MANN EVIDENCE
2AR OVERVIEW: MONKEYBALLS
AT: IRONY BAD
LUFTHANSA EXAMPLE
LUFTHANSA RANT
TRADTIONAL POLITICS-OVERVIEW
LANGUAGE RANT
ORIGINAL MOSSIMAN OVERVIEW
WGLF FOGG OF WAR 2NC 1/2
WGLF FOGG OF WAR 2NC 2/2
WGLF FOGG OF WAR 2NR OVERVIEW
CRAZINESS OVERVIEW- COMPETITION
AT: HABERMAS

PARAMETER
SPECIFICATION...............................................................................................................................
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BUSH IS A
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REPTILES
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MULTIPLE DISCLAIMERS TO ALL PURCHASERS OF THIS ARTIFACT:

(1) THE TABLE OF CONTENTS IS SCREWED UP AND WE REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN


THE CONSTELLATION OF WESTERN TECHNO-RATIONALITY IN ORDER TO FIX IT.
YOU’LL MAKE DO. BLAME BILL GATES.

(2) THIS FILE IS MEANT FOR UNEDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. IT IS PRESENTED


AS A GLIMPSE INTO THE ENLIGHTENED AND PRIVILEGED WORLD OF THE WEST
GEORGIA LIBERATION FRONT, BUT SHOULD NOT BE OPERATED BY UNSKILLED
HANDS/MINDS. IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBT, CONSIDER YOURSELF UNSKILLED.

(3) NOTHING IN THIS FILE IS FUNNY. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. WE ARE NOT FUNNY. A
FEW PEOPLE THOUGHT WE WERE FUNNY ONCE, BUT THEN WE STOPPED BEING
FUNNY. DO NOT RUN ANYTHING IN HERE WITH THE INTENTION OF BEING
FUNNY. INSIDE JOKES ABOUT COLLEGE DABAIT ARE NOT FUNNY TO JUDGES IN
HIGH SCHOOL DABAIT. NOT THAT YOU SHOULD BE RUNNING ANYTHING IN HERE
ANYWAY.

(4) NEVER DO ANYTHING OBNOXIOUS IN DABAIT. RESPECT YOUR ELDERS, DO NOT


WEAR TEE SHIRTS WITH NAUGHTY LANGUAGE ON THEM, DO NOT MAKE FUN OF
PEOPLE IN CROSS-X, DO NOT RUN A KRITIK WITHOUT AN ALTERNATIVE WITH A
TEXT, DO NOT RUN INTENTIONALLY NON-TOPICAL AFFIRMATIVES, DO NOT DO
ANYTHING ILLEGAL, AND DO NOT DO ANYTHING THAT WOULD BE CONSIDERED
A PUBLIC HEALTH HAZARD BY ANYONE.

(5) DO NOT IMITATE THE WGLF. YOU WILL FAIL. WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW WE
GOT AWAY WITH ANY OF THIS. WE CONCLUDED IT IS BECAUSE WE REALLY
ARE AS AWESOME AND GODLIKE AS WE PRETEND TO BE. THERE IS NO OTHER
EXPLANATION.

(6) ESPECIALLY DO NOT ASSUME THAT WEST GEORGIA JUDGES WANT TO HEAR
ANYTHING REMOTELY RELATED TO ANYTHING YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ. OUR
COACHES BARELY PUT UP WITH US. WE BARELY PUT UP WITH OURSELVES.

(7) EVERYTHING CONTAINED HEREIN IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS. NOTHING


CONTAINED HEREIN MAKES ANY SENSE. THE TWO AREN’T MUTUALLY
CONSTITUATIVE.

(8) NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER RUN ANYTHING IN THIS FILE IN A DABAIT. EVER.

(9) WE DIDN’T USE PROPER CITATIONS HALF THE TIME. HALF OF THE RESEARCH
CONTAINED HEREIN COMES FROM AN ILLEGITIMATE SOURCE. THE OTHER HALF
COMES FROM A LEGITIMATE SOURCE BUT IS USED ILLEGITIMATELY.
(10) BY PURCHASING THE FILE THE CUSTOMER HAS AGREED NEVER TO HOLD THE
WEST GEORGIA LIBERATION FRONT1 LIABLE FOR ANYTHING EVER. WE WILL NOT
FIELD ANGRY CALLS FROM YOUR PARENTS, COACH, OR UNFORTUNATE JUDGES
THAT YOU MAKE AN ASS OF YOURSELF IN FRONT OF.

(11) ENJOY.

1 YOU KNOW WHO WE IS.

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