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THE GOOD ... Naples, FL is like the geriatrics ver- than a Lexus or BMW. I think I did
sion of "Gilligan's Island." There, And Another Thing. see some guy driving a Taurus, but
the town has pulled a "Gattaca" and he was quickly removed from exist-
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Spring term is here, which means summer is not too cloned an entire population of Phil Pirrello ence. ^
Thurston Howells, with some geeky, 4) Yuppies. Yuppies on cell phones.
faraway. Yuppies on cell phones, tapping away
D&D Masters-turned-dot-com Speedos, aka hairius backus. *
yuppies added for good measure. at Palm Pilots while pondering which
There is nothing more frighteningly
I have been to Naples twice for vomit-patterned, PGA tour endorsed
runny than the sight of a tanned sep-
• May the Force be with all those at Lucasfilm who Spring Break. My aunt and uncle golf shirt they should buy on the
tuagenarian strolling up the shore in
have a condo down there. The a blue Speedo, oblivious to both thecompany's dollar. (And scene!)
thought to air the "Episode II!' trailer on TV this past public health issue he violates and theThe most revolting thing about
weather is great. But ifyou were not
Sunday. As much as we all like lining up to pay $6.75 alive when cars started with hand mental well being of nearby small Naples is the air of arrogance the
just to see a preview with a movie wecould give two cranks, then you are about as wel- children. | yuppies and locals evoke. They think
Yodas about, putting the anticipated 2 minute clip fest come as a foot of snow. that just because they have custom-
I *m sorry, but when your belly acts
on national TV made it accessible, and affordable, for Here is my report on what one will ized golf carts and only wear shirts
as a natural concealer for your bits-
everyone. < • find during a week in Naples, the embroidered with their country club
and-pieces and is competing for Jabba
largest open-air retirement commu- emblem that they are the pinnacle of
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OPINION
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P would goback to the mid-60s be- QU ESffilfo N ler Maclin, juniorw I would go back to the CivO War
because it-swas a very significant
cause of the hot rods. And cars were "1 would go back to the roaring 20s time for A merica." i
h[ would goback to^ie 1920s to a lot cheaper, and I love the culture?" because it was a fun time and I would —- Pat Ebner, freshman
be a flapper*" — Troy Michaelos,.freshma» like to see how it was.**
*r*SMexis Candela, freshman — Shaan Lux, Freshman "1 would just stay here because of
-1 would love to go to the Renais- all the technology, and serious
Ml would go back to medieval times, sancejperiod bee a use everyone
iljjthuwit would be cool to be a wanted to look glamorous. TfteV al-
llf you could travel| "I would go bacMto the mediva! health problems can be cured/*
times because I think it "Would be — Erin Hard man, junior &
ways wanted to be social.** | to any time period, cool to be a knight!"
— Joe Yacone, junior Catrina Sheaffer, freshman where would you go —' Eric Hollenbeck, freshman "^ would go to the 60s beacause
John F. Kennendy was a very inter-
NK would go back to the 70s because "I would go back to the first century . and why? I Would go to the prohibtion era, so esting man.** f
|4t seemed like people worried less." Palestine to meet Jesus and hear his you could be a gangster, and it was a —f Larine Schellitl, junior^
— Marvin Murray, junior * Aramaic tales and experience his good time to make money/*
teaching for^nyseff.'* ~-*Andy DeVere, freshman "I would like to go back to the 80s
_Jyould go back to the 70s to be a — Chris Knestrickjsophomore because I liked the music!**
dfsco freak!* Jgp —i Jessie Lamb, freshmani
^ P a u l Coffee, freshman
By jingoism £
9 the Americans... again
Thomas Mitchell ments are so strong across Europe? international affairs. This willful pull- speech. g As Colin Flint, political geographer
Rutgers U. I ask my friends. Unsurprisingly to ing of the blankets over the national Simon Barnes, the London Times at Penn State University, recently
me, they have a lot to say. Many of head is, of course, one reason why sports columnist, continues this re- pointed out, it is vital that the impact
(U-WIRE) NEW BRUNSWICK, the reasons they cite surround a lack most Americans still seem to find it flection on why America is so dis- of Americanihegemony on the
N.J&— We sit nestled in the corner of understanding of American cus- impossible to understand why their liked by focusing on the Olympics. world's population is researched. He
of a smoky London pub, sipping our toms. citizens should be targeted by Islamic Barnes states that, "six out of the last questions whether Americans can
warm beer and stuffing down our High on the list is the death pen- extremists, and why their country is 13 Olympics have been in North objectively undertake this research.
awful British food. I have marmite alty, held as barbaric in European so widely disliked.** America, and that's too many.** He 1 don't agree. Americans can do
on toast while watching Manchester sensibilities. This is closely followed My friends agree and suggest that remembers the Atlanta games as hav- this research and in doing so reduce
United win again on the big-screen by a perception of American isola- Europeans* continued love for Bill ing "chaotic organization, a resent- the threat of terrorist attacks on U.S.
television. We turn our attention back tionism and arrogance. Europeans Clinton is based on his intelligence ment of criticism, uninformed and interests.
to the Sunday newspapers, Struggling usually equate this with stupidity and and understanding of world affairs, pig-ignorant volunteers and security "Every American can do this.^r
to concentrate while a rowdy group are relativelyforgiving.Others may and his willingness to get his hands that was both in-your-face and inept." Go out and make it your task to find
of privately educated males discuss be less so. T dirty working abroad. My personal annoyances centered out about the world beyond your bor-
England's cricketers and their ex- Having lived in America for two Alternatively Bush is detested for on NBG's coverage and inability to ders. Don't listen to network news,
ploits down under. years, I know where to lay the blame. his ignorance of the world and his focus on the gold medal winner if the it does not tell you the whole truth!
My thoughts turn to.writing this John Simpson, the BBC's World Af- isolationist foreign policy. Rather bronze^medallist, or the eighth- Do you need to be protected from the
column. An article in The Sunday fairs editor, agrees with me. predictably, it was only U.S. special placed cold sufferer for that matter, truth? v
Telegraph caught my attention. "Why "American domestic television envoy Tony Blair who showed any was American. I concede NBC has Right, back to my warm beer and
do we think anti-American senti- news does not systematically report enthusiasm for Bush's "Axis of Evil" improved thistimearound. marmite.
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I Wu Tang Clan. Agora TheatTC,| to supersede ail comparisons and set-1 music'bedVthe ba,Ss sets theinood for couple bucks to change.the current hunter (the Morloks)- and the hunted |
Cleveland. backs she didn't initially expect when the lyrics about a girl setting her stan- song. The piano players are very (the Eloi). _5 |
launching her professional career. dards in her relationship. "Karma" is engaging and feed off of the mate-1 Jeremy Irons plays the leader of the
March 28 Andrews struggled, but she Andrews' latest single and is steadily rial that the crowd gives them. When Morloks, promising an anti-climatic
Puddle of MudcL 30 Seconds to emerged triumphant and strong after gaining popularity among critics and 1 approached the stage, they said, fist cuff between his blue albino mon-
Mars. Agora Theater, Cleveland. touring with Tim McGraw, Trisha listeners, alike. "Hey look everybody, it's Chelsea ster and Pearce's 18th century Marty
Yearwood and Faith Hill. She admits, An established vocal artist and Clinton!" They poked gentle fun, McFly. | '£ ~
March 28 J ; "For someone who has never been Academy of Country Music Award and lots of other guests added to the The Good: Under the direction of
Eels. Odeon, Cleveland. out on the road, I picked up on so Winner (2000 Top New Female Vo- laughs. Wells' great-grandson, Simon Wells,
many things and took it all in pretty calist), Jessica Andrews is soaring The pianists also promote audience and with a script by "Gladiator")
March 29 quickly." through the charts with every con- participation with an interactive ver- scribe John Logan, one would expect
A-F Records Mobilize for Peace She gained a valuable advantage secutive single released. "I'm in this sion of. "Joy to the World" (not the more from this well advertised CGI-
Show with Anti-Flag, Good Rid- from touring with these country ti- for the long run. I want people'to love Christmas carol), and a somewhat X- laden film. Instead, we only get some
dance, Strike Anywhere. Club tans, honing in on her live perfor- my music," she promises. rated and racy, but very laughable very impressive set designs, an elabo-
Laga, Pittsburgh.* mance skills. For more information go to the Of- rendition of "The Twelve Days of rate and cool title character (complete
Released in February 2001, her sec- ficial Jessica Andrews website: Christmas" (yes, the Christmas with whirling lighthouse lenses and
March 30 6 I ' ond album, Who JAms has 12 tracks, www.jessicaandrews.com. carol). They select audience mem- blue lights) and some brief moments
Anti-Flag, Thought Riot. Agora bers to perform the funny hand mo- where effects and story are not com-
Ballroom, Cleveland." tions to "Joy to the World" on stage, peting for screen time.
and divide the room into twelve sec- Pearce is on a roll lately, with im-
April 6 ~
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burgh.
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MOJO tions to shout out original, more col- pressive turns in "Memento" and
orful lyrics to the tune of "The "Count of Monte Cristo." He has it
Twelve Days of Christmas'* (you'll in him to headline a big budget event
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Justin M a u t z b e c o m e s M e r c y h u r s t College'sffirst wrestling All-American
Justin Mautz (Blue Rock, OH/Philo hold it as Mautz hit a headlock with history as Mercyhurst College's first
H.S.) became Mercyhurst College's :33 seconds left before being called wrestling All-American.
first wrestling Ail-American with a for a technical violation to make the Mercyhurst College finished 22nd
5th place finish in the NCAA Divi- score 8-5 with twelve seconds- left. in the nation. Jake Squire (Valley
sion II national Championships held Kuntz escaped but Mautz caught him City, OH/Buckeye*H.S.) and Ben
in Kenosha, Wisconsin, on March again and pinned him with one sec- McAvinew {Clinton, OH/Northwest
8th and 9th. Mautz, a true freshman, ond left in the match and became an H.S.) both lost their two matches and
was 4-2 on the weekend. He started All-American. Saturday morning, failed to place. Squire lost to #2 ranked
the tournament by gaining a major Mautz faced off with #8 ranked Drew and eventual national champion Matt
decision over Jake Anderson of Min- Dunbar of San Francisco State Uni- Dodgenofthe University of Central
nesota-Moorhead University, 9-0 versity, and won a wild match, 13-12. Oklahoma and then lost a 7-5 over-
Mautz then wrestled #2 ranked Chad He then squared o ffagain st #6 ranked time heartbreaker to returning All-
Wallace of the University of Ne- Brian Scislo of the University of American, Lucas Christanson of
braska-Omaha in the quarterfinals. Findlay, the East Regional champ North Dakota State University.
After falling behind early, Mautz who owned two wins over Mautz McAvinew, after learning only the
made a comeback falling just short of Annie Sitter/Merciad photographer already. In another hard fought match, day before he would be medically
a spot in the semi-finals as Wallace Mautz lost 3-2 and thus dropped into cleared to wrestle becasue of a skin
defeated him 7-6. The loss dropped the 5th place match against #3 ranked condition, lost to returning All-
Justin Mautz takes on an opponent in a match earlier this year. Mautz
Mautz into the consolation bracket and hometown favorite, Luke Goral American and #8 ranked Andy Sistek
became Mercyhurst's first wrestling All-American.
and forced him to have to win to of Wisconsin-Parkside. Mautz thor- of the University of Nebraska-
become the first All-American. He oughly dominated the match for a 5- Kearney; 8-4 and was defeated by
faced off against the University of nior, who had defeated Mautz in the ary 30th, 4-3. Kuntz took a 5-2 lead 3 decision and the 5th placed trophy Minnesota-Moorhead's Ryan
Pitt-Johnstown's, Ben Kuntz, a se- dual between the two teams on Janu- into the third period but could not and more importantly his place in Kopiasz, 13-7.
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