Eric makes me MAD

As you may have noticed, were an odd blog. Instead of constantly and mindlessly fawning over the guys, we speak our mind. Usually, we poke fun, sometimes we rave and other times, well, we just hate. This is one of those times. If a little humorous hate offends you, please, do keep reading. Eric from Sean Cody likes to role-play. In this video, he role-plays that hes hot. As his video starts, Sean Cody asks why he likes to show off. With his head bobbling, he explains Cause I know what I got. Huh? Like what? Hair? Clothes? Skin? Pumps? Further on in the video, he says that hes straight. Then, he explains that hes fooled around with a guy, oral sex included. Head bobbling, he further explains that he currently has two girlfriends and had a boyfriend. Yep, youre straight. Ugh, and then he exes for the camera and makes fugly face. While exing his arms, he looks into the camera and makes a homeless killer face like he wants me to unsubscribe and grab a refund. Then, he looks over his body and admires his dragged out stretch marks like theyre new, but theyre not. Oh god, and then he jacks off. Oh is that so ugly. The sounds hes making and his face. And then, he cums, and it looks like hes about to die, but hes not, its just that homeless killer look again. Seriously, Eric, stop it already. Youd be so much hotter if you didnt act as though everything wants you. I mean, look, in your pictures on Sean Cody, youre either standing like Miss America or a gay ight attendant. Youve had a boyfriend, and those two blow-up girlfriends dont count. Wed all love you so much more if the next time youre asked why you like to show off, you tell us what Chaz did, Rent is due!

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Lucas chokes Conner

Not too long ago, Neverending Story Lucas broke in Conners virgin asshole and gave it a second purpose. This week on Corbin Fisher, Conner returns the favor in Conner Fucks Lucas. After each demonstrated how not to suck dick, they cock-fought, kissed, sucked nips and then rushed on to fucking. Lucas eagerly hopped on Conners pole, got to riding and popped a hardon almost immediately. Watching Lucass cock bounce up and down while he pranced all over Conners shaft was hot. It always is. While riding his cock, Lucas goes crazy and strangles Conner. I think it was a momentary lapse. Lucas forgot he had a cock in his ass and for a second mistook Conner for a MILF.

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Stash & Teo fucking y

I dont know whats more amazing, Stash & Teo fucking ying, or that ChaosMens latest update isnt one of those traumatic Serviced videos. Its a real rare treat when site owner, Bryan Ockert, isnt slobber sucking the hell out of a model and then jerking them off until they cum in a bizarre and really uncomfortable climax. Seriously, much more, and ChaosMen will be up there with 2 Girls 1 Cup. Or, worse, Jake Cruise. Nasty spitting out of the way on muah part, this is a really hot ip-op fuck video. Stash is denitely worth the cash, and Teo is good for at least an I.O.U.

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Chaz shoots for rent money

ChaosMens Chaz is cute and hung, but what youll like most about him is that hes a shooter. In his video, his cumshot travels a good 4-5 feet. After cumming, Bryan Ockert asks Chaz if he usually shoots so far. He with Umm sometimes, but its usually in my girlfriends mouth. LOL, nice Chaz, thanks for telling the Internet that your girlfriend has fake titties and swallows like a hatchling. If you really like Chaz, youre in luck. His model application to ChaosMen started with an e-mail that included a picture and this line: I need to do a video now! Rent is due! Not exactly the circumstances one would hope a pornstar would be born under, but, whatever. Check back again next month, when the rents due again. In the meantime, loop that cumshot. One last thing, checkout Chazs pubes. He trimmed them into a v-shape. Makes his cock look like it has eye brows, or horns. LOL, who the fuck does that!?

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Shane unleashes semen salvo on Max DeLuca

College Dudes 24/7s Shane is famous for his explosive cumshots. In his recent video with Max DeLuca, he reafrms his fame with one of the biggest cumshots Ive seen erupt from his satisfyingly thick hardon. It was so good, I didnt feel like being mean for once. Because you know, Shane does look a bit ghoulish, but, we wont go there. Moving on, this is Max DeLucas rst lm with College Dudes 24/7, and I like him. Im aware that a good many of our readers are fans of sizable sausages. So, it pleases me to be able to tell you, that in addition to an appealing face and body, though the photos above may not show it, Maxs Italian sausage is in fact sizable. Even better, his demeanor is reserved, relatively genuine and therefore agreeable. Lets just hope that Max lays off the eyebrow plucking, hair coloring and stops with the tattoos. So for now Max DeLuca, yous a hot bitch. Back to the video. Though a tad corny in dialogue, Shane is a good top. Hes aggressive, stays rock hard (at least initially) and of course, understands the important of a grand nale. After fucking Max DeLuca 50 different ways, he pulls out and unleashes a salvo of semen that carpeted Max, the couch, that shitty pillow and I think a little bit was ingested into the engines of a plane ying overhead. Shanes barrage of cum lasted over 10 seconds, which in cum-time, is like, forever. Watching Max inch as his face is repeatedly struck with cum is nothing short ofpriceless. So, let me make this crystal clear. This is nota video tobe missed. Usually, I suggest you watch something. This time, I demand it. Watch this video now!

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Jesse & Joshua have two dicks & four balls

As if in Japan, we welcome Fratmen TVs twin brothers,Jesse and Joshua with our front teeth showing and a hearty cross-eyedGuten tag! Theyre doubly hot and have identical dicks, but not of thediphallia kind, unfortunately. The identical brothersshare the same curly brown hair, ocean blue almondeyes, nicelytoned abs, low IQ, t lean bodies, and on occasion, a double-ended dildo. Of course, when you add them up, theyve got two thick veiny dicks and four rather large matzo-sized balls that would go well with chicken broth and a foot or two. Though identical, theyre not the same. Jesse has a tad more bounce in his step and enjoys a hot penis in the hands. Hes showered, compared and stroked dicks with identical twin brothers Dustin and Darren in Fratmen TVs Two-Four-Two video special. In his initial solo video, he took the time to ingest his ownspermatozoa.And, during this video, he enthusiastically watched Fratmens Jake jack off. On the other hand,Joshua is clearly straight and has only done exactly everything his twin brother has done, with the exception of tasting his own cum. But, he too likes holding a hot penis in the hands, and sometimes, with his feet, as if he had no hands, and that was the only way. Anyway, I know a lot of you really get off watching videos of naked twin brothers showering, comparing dicks, jacking off, using eshjacks, getting blowjobs, fucking girls, fucking guys or fucking each other, so, enjoy. Also, for Fred, here are the links you asked for. These are very private, so unless youre Fred,dont click here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here or here. Finally, for those of you who were hoping to watch a real man with two dicks, twin cocks, double dongs or what have you, click here,here,here,here andhere for the exclusive video. When nished, please kindly take our double penis poll below now or else.
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Gay chickens ruin blowjob video

When someone walks across hot coals, Im expecting them to scream. When they dont, to me, it means one of two things. A) Theyve got no feeling from the waist down or, B) its a setup. And, when Im looking at two straight guys fooling around for the rst time, Im expecting to see trembling, awkwardness and nerves. If I dont, it means one of two things. A) Theyve got no feeling from the waist down, or B) its a setup. So, I was happy to see Straight Fraternitys Justice propped up in bed with Navy buddy Joey, trembling like a leaf. The two wound up on the site to lm a video together playing gay chicken. For those of you unfamiliar with the ridiculous term, its where straight guys do gay things until one of them chickens out. The rst one to chicken out gets deported, or something like that. Anyway, despite neither being particularly hot, the video is entertaining because it is amateurishly real. I found the prevailing discomfort delightfully appealing. Unfortunately, right about when I was getting into the video, PHCS kicked in. Ryan the camera man ended up in the shot and ruined everything. Fortunately, its okay to watch the video, just come back for the cure. ______________________________________________________________________ PHCS Dened Pornographer Hand/Head Creep Syndrome; when someone involved in the lming of a porn lm, generally repulsive, allows their hand to enter the shot and grope around until it comes into contact with a sexual organ. At which point, through a series of disgusting gyrations and up/down motions, induces vomiting in the viewer followed by long-term psychological trauma, eventually leading to erectile dysfunction. Instances of PHCS can be found on porn sites such as Straight College Men, ChaosMen, Active Duty, Mike Hancock Men, Jake Cruise, Brendon Marley, Buzz West, Straight Fraternity and countless others. The only known cure for the complications of PHCS is by bookmarking our blog.

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