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An abelian grape.
What is purple and all of its offspring have been committed to institutions?
A simple grape; it has no normal subgrapes.
What is brown, furry, runs to the sea, and is equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?
Zorn’s Lemming.
What is a topologist?
Someone who cannot distinguish between a doughnut and a coffee cup.
What do you get if you crossed a mountain goat with a mountain climber?
Nothing; you can’t cross two scalars.
What’s a dilemma?
A lemma that produces two results.
What is very old, used by farmers, and obeys the fundamental theorem of arithmetic?
An antique tractorization domain.
What is hallucinogenic and exists for every group with order divisible by pk?
A psilocybin p-subgroup.
What is clear and used by trendy sophisticated engineers to solve other differential
equations?
The Perrier Transform.
What is a proof?
One half a percent of alcohol.