Wise sayings

By
 Frank Zappa
 "There is more stupidity than
hydrogen in the universe, and it has
a longer shelf life."
 Will Durant
 Education is a progressive discovery
of our own ignorance."
 Socrates (470-399 B.C.)
 My advice to you is get married: if
you find a good wife you'll be happy;
if not, you'll become a philosopher."
 George Bernard Shaw
 It is dangerous to be sincere unless
you are also stupid."
 Albert Einstein
 Put your hand on a hot stove for a
minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit
with a pretty girl for an hour, and it
seems like a minute. That's relativity
 John F. Kennedy (1917-
1963)
 Forgive your enemies, but never
forget their names."
 Samuel Palmer (1805-80)
 Wise men make proverbs, but fools
repeat them."
 Jimi Hendrix
 Knowledge speaks, but wisdom
listens."
 Henry Kissinger
 The nice thing about being a
celebrity is that if you bore people
they think it's their fault."
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 "It was the experience of mystery --
even if mixed with fear -- that
engendered religion."
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 "Make everything as simple as
possible, but not simpler."
 Fred Qumbly
 I love Tom & Jerry more than any
woman I have ever known."
 Honore de Balzac
 "Behind every great fortune there is
a crime."
General George Patton (1885-
1945)
 "The object of war is not to die for
your country but to make the other
bastard die for his."
 Thomas Jones
 Friends may come and go, but
enemies accumulate."
 “How can I lose to such an
idiot?"
 - A shout from chess master Aaron
Nimzovich
Edmund Burke (1729-1797)
 "The only thing necessary for the
triumph of evil is for good men to do
nothing."
 General Douglas MacArthur
(1880-1964)
 We are not retreating - we are
advancing in another Direction."
 Albert Einstein
 "Only two things are infinite, the
universe and human stupidity, and
I'm not sure about the former."
 Sir Winston Churchill
 "A lie gets halfway around the world
before the truth has a chance to get
its pants on."
 me
 "The difference between
'involvement' and 'commitment' is
like an eggs-and-pork breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was
'committed'
 "- Sharon Stone

 "Women might be able to fake

orgasms. But men can fake a whole
relationship."
 -
 Sir Winston Churchill
 "If you are going through hell, keep
going."