Humans of Westbourne

Real People, Real Stories

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I just failed my Probationary License for the second time. It must be

karma for farting so bad.

Some people say I look like Marilyn Monroe.

They call me the keyboard warrior. Part-time umpire and fulltime

warrior. If you mess with me ILL FLIP SOME TABLES AND KNOCK U
OUT. U KNOW WHO U R!
#IssyMountford

I dont like being lonely.

Chelsea: I always make you teach me the whole topic the morning of
the sac
Brody: I love homeless people.

How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

I part the red sea, no blood on me.

I really want to get school captain, I do so much for the school. People
say there is no doubt Ill get at least some type of leadership role.

Cant wait to get my ute and southern cross tattoo m8. Punish n chill
later? I dont always do two debs but when I do I always hurt one girl.

Call me Doctor. Doctor Dashite. Phd in swagnomics and yolo

management

When people prove me wrong, theyre in the wrong because Im

always in the right.

When Im not motorcycling or with Annabel, Im at Totti yards.

I havent seen the sunlight in 2 weeks.

At first I wanted to be a Brain Surgeon, but that was unrealistic.

So Ill just settle for a double degree in Biomed and Law.

This is all we do every lunch time, every day.

#TooDangerous4Mahony

Grace look at how hot Tanveer and Kevin look in this photo yum yum

Olivia: Sometimes I let Nick roam around without a leash on

I lose at least 5 items of clothing per term and Ive stolen Gillos
shoes.
By the way this is my dads jumper.

What do you mean I cant have all of them?

EEEEEEEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYAKYAKYAKYAKYAK

I ask lots of questions before a SAC and tell you youre wrong anyway.
#IDriveManual

Welcome to the Bachelorette

Hi Im Vince. N-n-n-n-n-nice to meet you!

I love the boys more than the girls. I dont always get involved with
people but Im extremely involved with the Curraos

I love rainbows. Set fire to the rain.

Luke: How goods music captain?

Harmony: I dont know

Vince help me please, take me home, Ill pay you $200

Girls dont always take my hand, but when they do I shake it

I really appreciated my first kiss.

Thats weird, this isn't Matt/Riley/Josh. This is the Wolfpack

DJ CALDAWG

I feel like superman

Call me Feroids, check my pecs.

Best at making sandwiches without wheat. Brekky without milk. Fruit

salad without fruit. How goods eating out? Well I dont know because
my boyfriend is allergic to everything.

Ilija:I love to live in the shadow of my girlfriend.

Aleks: Having to look after my bro when he goes out to dinner with his
girlfriend. I dont always cry but when I do its because my Im not
sure if Bros gonna come home alive.

Is that you April?

Yes it is my Pepper Pepperoni Pepin xoxo

How beautiful is the corner of that trash can, wow.

I cant believe how much Ive changed, check out all these before and
after photos

Doomadgee: Theo Theo Theo Theo

Mr. steal yo girl

Mr. steal yo girl 2.0

Mr. Still Hasnt Got The Girl

 (watashi wa matthew desu)

Ciara wants me to turn around for here but I already have

Thank god Laura is shorter than me

This year level is so much better than the other year

Were the reason why you dont get scaled marks

We are the heroes of our time

Remember youre a lady...

Im a white girl calculator

#whitegirlcalclated

Were so pretty we make sure to snap story... EVERYTHING!

Call me Jake the Snake

#taylorlautner

Youre talking to the wrong Nick

#westernjets

We love to annoy people with our photos of nothing. We love summer

and the bees.

Come join our band!

Collectively, we meet our parents expectations

I love Mac N Cheese and I dont like sharing

They dont let me go to Amicii anymore

Ready to get 99.4..5? ATAR

Started with Krispy Kreme now Im here

STILL a better love story than twilight

Swipe right.
Im gonna be late to Java

You may think Im thinking about Netflix and chill but in reality Im
thinking

Theo: Saturday was really good... Right?

Maleeha: Follow my 20 Instagram accounts

Hey Im Violet, my twin is Chrystal