I'm very funny, a bit twisted, highly intuitive, kind, occasionally reclusive, slightly deranged, far too intense for intellectual or emotional bantam-weights, and tragically widowed from the girl ...view moreI'm very funny, a bit twisted, highly intuitive, kind, occasionally reclusive, slightly deranged, far too intense for intellectual or emotional bantam-weights, and tragically widowed from the girl of my dreams (via a most gruesome means--one that occurred in my presence.)
I'm also the LUCKIEST fucker on God's green Earth, because (after 13 years of living alone on South Beach, filling my days/nights indulging in sport-fucking gorgeous younger women--20-35 years younger than me) I met, fell in love with/she fell in love with me, and married the girl BETTER THAN MY DREAMS: my wife Judy--one of God's GENUINE Angels on the planet--who's the kindest, sweetest, most other-oriented human being that I've EVER had the good fortune to know. She's got the type of stunning beauty that radiates outward from her pure woman's SOUL. It's no mere paint job accomplished with great clothes; perfect haircut; a gorgeous face with a hormonally intoxicating smile; an incredibly HOT, slamming little body (with the best legs I've ever held by the ankles, a perfect callipygian delight for an ass, a 32DD rack that still sits high on her clavicles without support, and other parts that still have me grinning and shaking my head at her abundance of perfect erotic architecture;)
I'm also a father to five children--some more beloved than others--4 daughters and a son; an editor and a published writer; a renowned trial lawyer since 1984 (now retired;) a medical-school-trained Acupuncture Physician; a retired Captain, United States Marine Corps Reserve; and a marksman with instructor-shocking accuracy at distances that seem inhuman. As the motto of my 1st Marine Division asserts, in me you will discover "No Better Friend, No Worse Enemy."view less